闪谷前情提要 Previously on Shining Vale...
我认为房子里有某种黑暗力量 I believe there are dark forces in that house.
-越来越近了 -好吧 - It's getting closer. - Okay.
你什么时候也开始戴十字架了 Since when do you wear a cross?
我也可以有信仰的好吧 I'm allowed to have spirituality.
-不知道你失业了呢 -妈 - Didn't know you lost your job. - Mom.
-我该回家了 -除非你不想回 - I think I need to go home. - Unless you don't.
我得去尿个 I have to pee.
罗斯玛丽就像是我的灵感女神 Rosemary was like my muse.
现在我只要吃点维他命 So now I just take a little vitamin C,
她就能来帮我写作了 and she practically writes it for me.
我来写一章不同的结局如何 How about if I write a different ending,
就一章 让我发个疯 only for one chapter, where I get to go crazy?
你后背怎么了 What happened to your back?
你不记得了吗 You don't remember?
我觉得跟我老公上床的是鬼 I think the ghost fucked my husband.
鬼不会进入别人的身体 Ghosts do not enter other people's bodies.
但如果这是个恶魔 你现在可得小心了 But if this is a demon, you need to take care of this now.
我觉得她就是个鬼而已 I'm going to assume that she's a ghost.
-那是什么 -这是毒蘑菇 - What's that? - That is a poisonous mushroom.
无聊 Boring.
一个月后
声音就像 ♪ Soft as the voice ♪
天使一样温柔 ♪ Of an angel ♪
呼吸着闻所未闻的味道 ♪ Breathing a lesson unheard ♪
在劝说下充满希望 ♪ Hope With a gentle persuasion ♪
现在不行 罗克西 Not now, Roxy.
妈妈正才思如泉涌呢 Mama's in the fucking zone.
克蕾西达觉得人到50唯一的优势就是她再也不会怀孕了 夜深人静彷徨之时她到处寻找一夜情 那是弗雷德里克吗 还是约翰 她不记得了 只记得好像在下雨 闻到了伏特加的味道
一句安慰的话 ♪ A comforting word ♪
等到黑暗结束 ♪ Wait 'til The darkness is over ♪
今天是个拼命的好日子 啊 It's a good day to die. Ahh!
等待明天的 ♪ Hope for the sunshine ♪
日出 ♪ Tomorrow ♪
赢了 Yes!
黑暗终于消逝 ♪ The darkness is gone ♪
耳语般的希望 ♪ Whispering hope ♪
欢迎你的到来 ♪ Oh, how welcome-- ♪
是的先生 Yes, sir.
让我的心 ♪ Making my heart ♪
他让她如此满足 之后只留下空虚 就好像他明知如此 埃德加朝克蕾西达笑笑 克蕾西达转过身 微笑说道 抱歉 埃德加 我要走了 随后 克蕾西达离开了 她全力跑着不肯停下 克蕾西达自由了 终
完成了 I'm done.
我他妈写完了 I'm fucking done.
如此欣喜 ♪ Rejoice ♪
耳语般的希望 ♪ Whispering hope ♪
这声音 ♪ Oh, how welcome thy voice ♪
让我的心 ♪ Making my heart ♪
在悲伤中欢乐 ♪ In its sorrow rejoice ♪
怎么了 我唱得太烂了吗 What, did I suck?
当然不是 You did not.
我觉得我们的唱诗班有新主唱了 In fact, I think we have our new choir captain.
酷 Cool.
杰克 Jake.
杰克 Jake!
等一下 还没结束吗 Wait. It's not over?
没有 不死不休 No, not until you're dead.
星期五
早啊亲爱的 Morning, honey.
我游戏刚刚玩到了噩梦级别哎 I just hit the nightmare level in my game.
都没有人听说过 No one on the boards has even
里面有戴着面具的小女孩 heard of the little girl in the mask.
我进入了未知领域 I'm in uncharted territory.
太令人激动了 That's exciting.
我也有个好消息 I also have some pretty big news--
咱家还有牛奶吗 Do we have any milk?
-嘿 盖娜 -你怎么在这 - Hey, Gaynor. - What are you doing here?
什么叫我怎么在这 What do you mean, what am I doing here?
我们有一个月没见到你了吧 We haven't seen you for, like, a month.
至少提前说一声吧 好让我们适应一下 I mean, give us a warning so we can ease back into it.
我他妈就住这好嘛 I fucking live here.
我下个楼还要给你提前说吗 I'm not gonna warn you when I come downstairs.
我要把院子里那棵白云杉砍了 I'm gonna take down that white spruce in the yard,
然后用木头雕个小罗克西或者 carve it into, like, a little Roxy or--
帕特 哇 你怎么在这啊 Pat. Whoa. What-what are you doing here?
天 特里 你看上去好像个阿米什连环杀人犯 Oh, my God, Terry, you look like an Amish serial killer.
什么 哦 胡子是吧 嗯 What? The beard? Yeah.
我好像这30年来头一次吧 It's the first time in, like, 30 years
不用天天刮胡子了 I haven't had to shave
有些胡须的毛囊 Having a hard time coaxing out
特别不好弄 some of the mustache follicles.
你得去冲个澡了 Well, how about coaxing out a shower?
-我们还要去见咨询师 -几点了 - We have therapy. - What time is it?
快8点了 It's, uh, almost 8:00.
-今天周几 -周五 - What day is it? - It's Friday.
见鬼 Holy shit.
好了 明天大家把时间都空出来哈 Okay. Nobody make plans tomorrow.
我们很久不见了 I know we haven't seen each other in a while,
所以我想明天我们可以进城 so I thought we would go into the city,
一起吃个午餐看个电影什么的 have lunch, and see a show.
-我不行啊 -去不了 - No, I don't think-- - Yeah, hard pass.
噩梦级别 Nightmare level.
我他妈就这么个 I ask so fucking little
小要求 of this family.
大家伙儿 Guys...
我的书写完了 I finished my book.
我知道一个好作家不应该这么自夸 And I know good writers are not supposed to say this,
但这本书写的真不错 but it's great.
太好了 Oh, that is fantastic.
好吧 那我们就一起吃饭吧 All right, let-let's-let's do it.
我反正有的是时间 I got nothing but time.
自打退休我就没进过城了 I haven't been to the city since I retired.
不 不行 No. No.
她不能一个月后从塔楼上下来 She can't just flap down from her belfry after a month
然后说干什么就干什么 and expect us to drop everything.
我明天还有事呢 所以 I have plans, so...
盖娜加入唱诗班了 Gaynor joined the church choir.
靠 - Ass. - Oh.
行吧 那我们就去教堂听你唱诗好了 Okay, so we will go to church and hear you sing,
然后我们再一起进城 and then we'll all go into the city.
不行 教堂是我自己的事 No, church is my thing.
我们要像个正常人家一样 We're going to go out
一起出去庆祝一下 like a normal fucking family and celebrate.
庆祝我的书写完了 We're gonna celebrate my book,
庆祝你游戏升级 还有你的唱诗班 你爸的 your game, your singing, and your dad's
你真该洗澡了 got to shower.
真的 特里 这味 Seriously, Terry, it's bad.
好吧 Okay.
一个月了 你们怎样 It's been a month. How are we?
-超级棒 -凑合过吧 - Amazing. - Hanging in there.
我的书写完了 I finished my book.
虽然不想太打击人 但感觉真的很棒 Not to sound like an asshole, but it's-it's great.
他们应该会在夏季隆重推出吧 I think they're gonna make it the big summer release.
恭喜了 Congratulations on your book.
谢了 最完美的地方在于 Thank you. Yeah, and the best part is,
我是在清醒状态下完成的 is I finished it clean.
没喝酒 没吃安定 没有罗斯玛丽帮忙 No alcohol, no Clonazepam, no Rosemary.
氯硝安定是作用很强的一款镇静剂 Clonazepam is a very potent narcotic.
你不能开始吃了之后突然就停下了 You can't just start and stop a drug like that.
吃完之后我就会记不清楚事 Yeah, well, I was blacking out
还在我的提基吧里看到死人 and fucking seeing dead grocery boys in my tiki bar,
所以 相信我 我不会再碰那个药了 so trust me, I am not starting that again.
我相信你 但以防万一 I do trust you, uh, but just in case,
我还是把你的名字发给 I'm gonna flag your name at every pharmacy
美国和加拿大的所有药店 提醒他们注意 in the U. S. and Canada.
那么特里 你过得如何 So, Terry, how are you?
你自打辞职后 And how have you been keeping yourself busy
都做了些什么呢 since you quit your job?
就瞎忙呗 Mm, this and that.
给自己找点事做 Staying active.
给他看看你的娃娃亲爱的 Show him your dolls, honey.
他们不是娃娃 They're not dolls.
就是小雕像 It's just these little figurines.
你 你带来了吗 Do you-do you have them here?
带了 Yeah.
我能看看吗 May I?
好吧 Fine.
这是外包装 This is just the case.
这个小家伙是谁 And who is this little fella?
那个啊 那个是我 Oh, that's-that's me.
这个尺寸这么小 You think the small stature
是因为代表了你的某种感受吗 might represent you feeling less than?
不是 我只是手头没木头了 No, I think it represents I ran out of wood.
你们结婚以来 Your whole marriage,
一直都是你养家 you've been supporting your family.
现在换成帕特了 Now Pat's taken over that role.
你感觉如何 How does that make you feel?
我感觉没问题啊 I feel fine.
把我的娃娃们还我 Just...give me my dolls back.
有时候 一个男人失业后 Sometimes when a man loses a job,
可能会失去方向感 he can lose his sense of purpose,
有可能造成抑郁 which can lead to depression.
菲尔普斯可不会抑郁 Yeah, well, Phelps don't get depressed.
让他给你开个处方吧 Have him write you a prescription.
我们可以加入家庭计划 We can join the family plan.
不了 谢谢亲爱的 No thanks, sweetheart.
我自己能搞定 I'm gonna handle this on my own.
是嘛 可医生说要给我开处方时 Really? Cause you jumped on board
你可以一下子就同意了呢 pretty quick when it was my prescription.
特里 如果你想自己 Terry, if you want to try working through this
应对这个局面 那我觉得可以试试 on your own first, let's give it a shot.
真他妈难以置信 - Un-fucking-believable. - Mm-hmm.
一个男人抑郁了 他就可以自己应对 A man gets depressed, and he gets to work through it.
而一个女人要是有点情绪 A woman has an emotion,
就要被当成精神病来对待 and she's treated like a mental patient.
所以我这本书才如此有价值 That's why my book is so relevant.
这就是个女人自主自立的故事 It's-it's a women's empowerment story
你可以退休之后读读 that you can read on the beach.
我想在封面上放一朵 I was thinking about having a-a Georgia O'Keeffe
乔治娅·奥·吉弗的阴道花 vagina flower on the cover.
虽然有点黄但很经典 Cause it's-it's smutty, yet classy.
我觉得不够好 It's-it's not good.
无所谓了 反正书皮只是个建议 Well, the cover idea is just a placeholder.
-不是什么 -不是 - It's not like-- - Yeah, no,
阴道花的主意不错 the vagina flower's a home run.
我说的不好指的是你的书 It's your book.
抱歉 I'm so sorry.
给我 给我详细说说 Give-give me a note. Give me something.
具体点 我可以接受 I-- be specific. I can take it.
好吧 整个故事写到三分之一时 Okay. Well, uh, the tone shifts
语气突然就变了 dramatically a third of the way through.
闹散 卖弄 不着边际 还有点硬要求关注的意思 It's meandering pedantic, out of touch, and needy.
对了 214页你还把“他们的”给拼错了 Oh, and you misspelled "their" on page 214.
去你妈的吧 卡姆 Well, fuck you, Kam. How about that?
一开始写的多好 结果后来你在81页时 It was great, and then you killed your main character
就把主角给写死了 on page 81.
罗斯玛丽不是主角 Rosemary is not the main character.
她只是克蕾西达抑郁时出现的幻觉罢了 She's the manifestation of Cressida's depression.
她只是个文学手法 She's a literary device.
她的故事 Well, her story is the one
我们办公室的所有人都喜欢 that everyone in my office fell in love with,
所以我建议你把她再写回来 so I suggest you bring her back.
我不能 她已经没了 I can't. Okay, she's gone.
再读一遍吧 Read it again. It-it is--
这是一本完美的暑期小说 it's the perfect summer book.
事实上 你也知道我讨厌政治废话 Actually, and you know I hate political BS,
但当权者正在寻找一个更新鲜的声音 but the powers that be are looking at a fresher voice
来推动夏季重磅 for the summer push.
我们正在考虑克莱尔·范德比尔特 We're circling Claire Vanderbilt.
天呐 克莱尔·范德比尔特 Oh, my--Claire Vanderbilt?
那个年轻的小贱人吗 That fucking YA bitchling?
我也这么觉得 I agree with you.
她的写作能力不及你的一半 She's not half the writer that you are,
但她的年龄只有你的一半 这才是卖点 but she is half the age, and that's what sells.
卡姆 你觉得我是不是该封笔了 Do you think I'm done as a writer, Kam?
该死的 Holy fuck.
卡姆 拜托 让我试着扭转局面 Okay, Kam, please, let me turn this around.
给我两周时间 信不信由你 Give me two weeks. Believe it or not,
我现在是家里的支柱 I am the rock in my family right now.
盖娜成了教堂的信徒 Gaynor, she-she's turned churchy,
杰克沉迷于噩梦级游戏 Jake is into some nightmare gaming,
特里在做他妈的破娃娃 and Terry is making fucking dolls.
天啊 Oh, my God.
好吧 Okay.
我会尽力的 好吗 I will see what I can do, okay?
该死 抱歉 我得接个电话 Shit, I'm sorry. I have to take this.
对 把她接过来 Yeah, put her through.
克莱尔 Claire!
天呐 我刚刚还和帕特·菲尔普斯说起你呢 Oh, my God I was just talking about you with Pat Phelps.
不不不不不 一个作家 No, no, no, no, no, no, the author.
没 她活得好好的 No, she's very much alive.
星期六
你确定要删除这242页吗
好了 来吧 帕特 Okay. Come on, Pat.
你做过一次 就能再做一次 You did this once, you can do it again.
该死 帮帮我啊 Oh, fuck. Help me.
妈的 来啊 Damn it. Come on!
你在和谁讲话 Who you talking to?
我只是在工作 I'm-I'm just working. I'm--
卡姆发现了一个错字 所以我 Kam found a typo, so I'm just--
顺便一提 Mm. By the way,
我没有抑郁 I'm not depressed.
我觉得我的工作 You know, I-I think my job just provided me
给了我一种固定的生活方式 with a certain routine.
我只是需要适应这种 I just kind of got to get used
缺乏条理的生活 to the lack of structure, you know,
找个项目什么的 但我并不沮丧 find a project or something, but I'm not depressed.
好 Yeah.
你能穿上裤子吗 You want to put on pants?
应该可以 Mm, suppose I should.
-应该可以 -嗯 - Suppose I should. - Yeah.
圣母 ♪ Ave ♪
玛丽亚 ♪ Maria ♪
感谢您 ♪ Gratia plena ♪
玛丽亚 ♪ Maria ♪
感谢您 ♪ Gratia plena ♪
玛丽亚 ♪ Maria ♪
感谢您 ♪ Gratia plena ♪
圣母玛利亚 ♪ Ave ♪
愿主保佑 ♪ Ave Dominus ♪
打扰一下 打扰一下 Excuse me. Excuse me.
愿你平安 Peace be with you.
拜托 Oh, come on.
-阿门 -真是的 - Amen. - Really?
受福 ♪ Benedicta ♪
在很多地方 ♪ Tu in mulieribus ♪
得主保佑 ♪ Benedictus ♪
得主保佑 ♪ Benedictus fructus ♪
得主保佑 ♪ Fructus ventris ♪
保佑我 神父 因为 Bless me, Father, for I have sinned...
我有很多罪 a lot.
我有个和教堂有关的问题 Uh, I-I have a church-related question.
我在创作上取得了一些成功 I, um--I've had some creative success
可能是药物引起的幻觉 with what was probably a drug-induced hallucination,
但也可能是来自恶魔 but may have been from a demon.
我猜天主教会是反恶魔的 Now, I assume that the Catholic church is anti-demon,
但还有回旋的余地吗 but is there any wiggle room?
如果初心是好的的话 I mean, if it's for a good cause?
神父 Father?
吃些药吧 Take the drugs.
草 Fuck!
靠 Ah, fuck.
帕特 等等 Pat, wait.
-你好 -天呐 Hello. Jesus!
我们得谈谈 We need to talk.
我知道 抱歉 I know. I'm sorry,
我不该在教堂爆粗口 I shouldn't have said "fuck" in church.
我只是一个月没睡过觉了 It's just that I haven't slept in a month,
然后做了个奇怪的梦 and I had a weird-ass dream.
我和你说的事是关于我们房子之间的围栏 It's about the fence between our properties.
它要掉下来了 我怕有人会受伤 It's falling down, and I'm afraid someone could get hurt.
好吧 只是个破围栏而已 Oh, okay. It's just a broken fence.
又不是废弃的矿井 It's not a abandoned mine shaft.
-我们小心点就好 -这很危险也不美观 - We'll just be careful. - It's a hazard and an eyesore.
我现在没钱 I don't have the money right now.
我来修缮 I'll do it.
我帮你们修围栏 I'll build your fence.
什么 What?
我有的是时间 I got nothing but time on my hands.
况且我一直在磨练我的木工技能 And I've literally been honing my woodworking skills,
所以我来帮你们 so yeah, I'll take the job.
我以为你是卖保险的 I thought you sold insurance.
有保险合约作为根据的证券 Uh, insurance-backed securities.
不过现在不是了 我的老板 Well, not anymore. My boss--
重点是我要给你建一个 The point is I'm gonna build you
史上最好的围栏 the best fucking fence you've ever seen.
行吗 很好 Okay? Nice.
-做的不错 亲爱的 -该死 - Great job honey. - Oh, shit.
盖娜 我很抱歉我说了脏话 Gaynor, I'm-I'm sorry about the "fuck."
没事 我忍了 Oh, it's okay. I'm turning the other cheek.
谢谢你这个月把她借给我们 Thank you for loaning her to us this past month.
她和教堂的关系这么好 Aw, we could not be happier
我们真是太高兴了 with how involved she's getting with the church.
她要受洗了 那你一定很激动 So you must be thrilled she's getting baptized.
当然 Mm. Sure am.
你不能受洗 You are not getting fucking baptized.
这又不是堕胎 妈妈 我不需要你的许可 It's not an abortion, mom. I don't need your permission.
那女孩回来了 行动 The girl is back. Move.
盖娜 听着 宝贝 Gaynor, listen, sweetheart, I know all about
我知道什么能惹怒父母 相信我 trying to piss off your parents, trust me.
我也是这方面的专家 I was an expert at it,
但我现在有很多事情要做 but I've got a lot going on right now.
问题是这和你没有关系 Do you ever think maybe this isn't about you?
这当然和我有关 我是你妈妈 Of course it's about me. I'm your mother.
何太太会是我的教母 Well, Mrs. He is gonna be my godmother.
行 那你男朋友就是你的 Oh, okay. So that makes your boyfriend
哥哥了 your god-brother.
祝你跟耶稣聊得开心 Have fun telling Jesus about that.
特里 你能帮我个忙吗 Terry, would you please help me out with this?
特里 - Terry! - Huh?
我想我可能高估了自己修围栏的能力了 I think I may have oversold my ability to build a fence.
不要在这里犯错 Do not make a mistake here.
苍天啊 Good Lord.
写作
写些什么啊 蠢货
出版社每周人才看点：30位30岁以下人才——克莱尔·范德比尔特
靠 Hack.
克莱尔·范德比尔特与莱昂纳德出版社的卡姆·詹金斯签约
去你妈的 Oh fuck it.
我是帕特 我需要药物 It's Pat. I need drugs.
我只是需要一些来帮我写完这本书 I just need a couple to help me finish my book.
我写完了关于多动症的书 I finished my book on Adderall.
反响很好 It turned out excellent,
你要是读过就知道了 which you would know if you ever read it.
有700页 我略读过了 It's 700 pages. I skimmed it.
顺便说一句 没有哪个好作家会这么说自己的书 And FYI, no good writer ever says that about their own book.
好吧 甲基丙乙烯在哪儿呢 Okay. Where are the pams?
安定 氯羟去甲安定 氯硝安定在哪呢 Diazepam. Lorazepam. Where are you Clonazo
给你 Oh! Here you go.
六年前就过期了 Expired six years ago.
那就量加倍吧 Well, just double up.
你确定不来点提神的吗 Sure you don't want a pick-me-up?
你看起来很疲惫 You-you look exhausted.
你有什么 What do you got?
这些 还有这些 These and these and--
这让我想起你八岁时给你做的午饭 oh, this reminds me of making your lunch when you were eight.
你从来没给我做过午餐 Except for you never made my lunch ever.
你太挑剔了 Well, you were so fussy.
你一直很瘦 现在也是 You were always too thin. You still are.
谢谢 妈妈 - Aw, thanks, Mommy. - Mm-hmm.
这些是什么 这些是做什么的 Wh-what are these? What do these do?
这些是锂片 Those are the lithium
当你把我送进去 they forced on me
他们强迫我 when you had me committed.
-好吧 -违背我的意愿 - Right. - ...against my will.
好吧 我得走了 拜 Okay, I got to go. Bye.
拜 谢谢你的药 Bye. Thanks for the drugs.
妈妈 你听到的那些声音 And, Mom, the voices that you heard,
你有没有感觉到他们背后 did you ever get the sense that there was someone
有人想试着跟你联结 behind them trying to reach you?
比如 我不知道 坏人 Like, I don't know, a-a bad person
或者恶魔什么的 or even a demon?
亲爱的 Darling...
恶魔是精神分裂症导致的 the demon was schizophrenia,
但经过多年的治疗和服用药物 but after years of therapy and pills
以及中西部一个小城市的电流 and a small Midwestern city's worth of electricity shot
穿过我的额叶后 声音就消失了 through my frontal lobe, the voices went away.
它们就消失了 They disappeared...
还有我的性高潮能力 along with my ability to have a proper orgasm,
即使是我自己自慰 even by myself.
你送我进医院的时候 - Oof. - They did that
他们就这么做了 at the hospital where you put me away.
-好吧 -当你把我送进去的时候 - Right. - When you had me committed
-我记得 -违背我的意愿 - I remember. - ...against my will.
拜 Bye.
到家后给我打电话 Ring once when you get home
让我知道你已经安全回家了 so I know you made it safe.
该死 Oh, crap.
凯瑟琳
嘿 凯瑟琳 Hey, Kathryn.
抱歉 I'm sorry.
只是你的胡子吓我一跳 It's just the beard caught me by surprise.
怎么 你不喜欢吗 Oh, you don't like it?
我喜欢 也很期待你的宣言 I love it, and I look forward to reading your manifesto.
伙计 葡萄庄园到底算怎么回事 Dude, what happened at the winery?
你好像是一个月前进了浴室 You went to the bathroom, like, a month ago.
没事 我只是 我有点晕头转向 Yeah, I just--I got a little turned around.
听着 我正准备做一件非常愚蠢的事 Listen, I was on the verge of doing something really stupid.
所以你从浴室窗户跳出去了吗 Yeah, so you jumped out of a bathroom window.
我明白 没事的 I get it. It's cool.
听着 我打电话是因为我有个工作八卦 Um, listen, I am calling because I have some work gossip
是吗 Yeah?
汤姆潜规则被举报了 Thom got Me Too'ed.
不是吧 Shut up.
震惊吧 I will not.
我很好奇谁会代替他的位置 Huh. I wonder who'll take his place.
如果想让我去 他们就得付出代价 If they ask me, it's gonna cost them.
我觉得你那个潇洒的辞职事件传开后 Yeah, I think after "suck a hot dick"
你就安全了 quitting went viral, you're safe.
哈 Ha.
等等 你在说什么呢 Wait, what are you talking about?
天啊 我以为你知道呢 Oh, my God. I thought you knew.
有人拍下了你辞职的过程 然后传到网上了 Someone filmed you quitting and then posted it.
我妈妈把视频链接发给我了 My mom actually sent me the link
她都不知道我在那儿上班 and she didn't even know I worked there.
我很抱歉 I'm-I'm so sorry.
不用 没事的 No, no, no, no. It's-- it's--
没关系啦 Come on. It's fine.
我才不管呢 我在这里 I don't care. I'm-I'm out here.
我在做木工活儿呢 I'm-I'm doing a little bit of woodwork.
-天啊 -天啊 - Oh, God! - Oh, shit!
你还好吗 我的天啊 Are you okay? Oh, my God.
我没事 Yeah. Yeah.
我得自制一个止血带 I just gotta uh, build a little tourniquet here.
再联系 I'll call you back.
见鬼了 Fuck!
不要评判我 这没什么大不了的 Don't judge me. It's not a big deal.
她是我写作过程的一部分 She's a part of my creative process.
我只需要 I just have to take
服用几片过期的苯二氮唑就可以接近她了 a couple of expired benzos to access her.
做什么都他妈不容易 Can anything be fucking easy?
罗斯玛丽 Rosemary?
折磨你母亲的东西 Whatever's plaguing your mother
最终会来找你的 will eventually come after you.
洗礼仪式可以带来保护 Baptism offers protection.
这里发生了什么事 What the fuck is going on?
我回来了 我们明天见 I'm in. I'll see you tomorrow.
好冷 Oh, it's so cold.
好残酷 It's so cruel.
真是的 又怎么了 Oh, boy. What now?
你让野兽进来了 You've let in the beast.
你想见见她吗 Hey, you want to meet her?
听着 是这样的 Okay, here's the deal.
我现在正处于人生的关键时刻 I'm at a critical juncture in my life,
我得和她谈谈 但是我不想吃药 and I need to talk to her, and I don't want to take drugs
因为吃了药我就会失控 because then I lose control.
你有什么办法可以把她叫出来吗 So is there any way you could reach out to her?
你想让我召唤恶魔吗 You want me to summon a demon?
那就太棒了 That would be fantastic.
绝对不可以 Absolutely not.
你不行还是你不愿意 Uh, you-you can't or you won't?
我不愿意 I won't.
我可能会让我俩的灵魂都处于危险中 I could be putting both of our souls in jeopardy.
可能会 也可能不会啊 Could, could be.
等一下 如果你愿意帮我 Wait. If you help me,
我就不去盖娜的洗礼仪式 I won't go to Gaynor's baptism.
给我一张纸和一支笔 I'll need paper and a pencil.
我的主啊 帮帮我们吧 Bless this endeavor, Lord.
保护我们免受这个恶魔的影响 Protect us from this evil influence.
罗斯玛丽 Rosemary? Rosemary!
怎么回事 瓦莱丽 你在干什么 What's happening, Valerie? What's happening?
这个是 Um, "This nar--"
他的五个情妇 "Five he's whore"?
我看不懂你写的字 I can't read your fucking writing.
写的是 她来了 It says, "She's here."
你好啊 帕特丽夏 Hello, Patricia.
我看又有人 I see you have someone else
在帮你写作了 doing your writing for you again.
作为恶魔你还挺会讲笑话的 It's pretty funny for a demon.
天 又是这样 Oh, forevermore,
为什么说我是恶魔呢 why am I a demon?
因为我是个坚强的女人吗 Because I'm a strong woman?
因为我知道自己想要什么并且能说出自己的想法吗 Because I know what I want and I speak my mind?
因为你把我的身体当衣服穿 Because you wore my body like a meat suit
还把我老公睡了 and fucked my husband.
我帮你写了一章精彩的故事 I helped you write a humdinger of a chapter.
然后我就小小玩了一下 And then I just had a little bit of fun.
后来我就离开了 And then I moved on.
那你为什么要让这个疯狂的速记员 So why is it that you're using this crazed stenographer
把我叫回来呢 to bring me back?
因为我需要你帮我完成我的书 Because I need your help to finish my book.
-这对我有什么好处吗 -同样的交易 - What's in it for me? - The same deal.
你可以给自己写一个更让人满意的生活 You get to write yourself a more satisfying life.
但是这次不能和我丈夫上床 Except for this time without having sex with my husband.
不了 谢谢你 再见 帕特丽夏 No, thank you. Bye, Patricia.
好 行吧 你可以和特里上床 Okay, fine. You can sleep with Terry.
希望你能让他剃掉胡子 Good luck getting past the beard.
这远远不够 我想进入你的身体 It's not enough. I want to come inside you.
我觉得这话不是你想的那个意思 I don't think that means what you think it means.
我不只是想要你生活中的点点滴滴 I don't just want the dribs and the drabs of your life.
我想感受这一切 I want to feel it all.
等等 你是说你想占有我吗 Wait, do you mean you want to possess me?
你的想象力够丰富呀 What an imagination you have.
我们用它来完成你的书 好吗 Let's use that to finish your book, shall we?
来吧 把药吃了 然后我就进入你的身体 Now come on, take the pills and I'll come inside you.
求求你换个说法可以吗 Okay, I beg you to find a different phrase.
不 不 不
帕特丽夏 这是你的选择 Patricia, it's your choice.
你是想做大明星 You can either be the rock
还是想做别人的负担 or you can be the burden.
好 罗斯玛丽 Okay, Rosemary.
但你要发誓这本书一写完你就离开 But swear you'll leave when this book is done.
消失 Be gone!
该死的 Shit.
你就不能多等一秒钟吗 You couldn't have waited one more second?
她的名字不叫罗斯玛丽 Rosemary's not her name.
离开 这房子被诅咒了 Stay away. This house is cursed.
爸爸 我能拿一下充电器吗 Hey, Dad. Can I grab my charger?
先来我这一下 Come here for a minute first.
你怎么样 伙计 How you doing, pal?
玩得开心吗 You having fun?
爸爸 Dad.
我马上就赢了 I'm so close.
消声者2010觉得我找到的蒙面女孩是 MUFFMANGLER2010 thinks that the masked girl I found
某种秘密组织成员 但是性爱机器人69觉得她是 is some sort of secret NPC, but SEXBOT69 thinks that she--
充电器在那边的梳妆台上 儿子 The charger's on the dresser over there, sport.
好的 All right.
嗨 宝贝 Hi, sweetie.
我觉得我抑郁了 I think I am depressed.
欢迎来到我的世界 Welcome to the club.
我不知道你是怎么做到的 真的 I don't know how you do it, honestly.
是吧 真他妈让人筋疲力尽 I know, right? It's fucking exhausting.
你的手怎么了 What happened to your hand?
我差点用12英寸的台锯把手指锯掉了 I almost cut it off with a 12-inch table saw.
你应该回去上班 You should go back to work.
我觉得这已经不是我能选择的了 I don't know if that's gonna be much of an option
因为这视频已经疯传了 now that this has gone viral.
舔鸡巴 舔鸡巴 ♪ Suck a hot dick Suck a hot dick ♪
舔鸡巴 鸡巴 鸡巴 ♪ Suck a hot dick, dick, dick Dick, dick, dick, dick ♪
我不干了 I quit.
感觉我也有点责任 I feel somewhat responsible.
-是吗 -嗯嗯 - Really? - Mm-hmm.
别担心 Hmm. Well, don't worry about it.
会好起来的 我会想办法的 It's gonna be fine. I'll figure something out.
再说了 我们不是还有你的书嘛 Besides, we always got your book.
是啊 Yup.
我感觉自己好傻 I feel so stupid.
我觉得自己不能做围栏的感觉和辞职的感觉 I feel as bad about not being able to build a fence
一样糟糕 as I do about leaving my job.
看来伯格医生说得对 I think Dr. Berg was right.
我可能会失去目标 I might be losing my purpose.
特里 你会把围栏做好的 Terry, you can build that fence.
我们是菲尔普斯 我们无所不能 We're Phelps. We can do anything.
这活儿技术性太强了 It's actually surprisingly technical
-即使你在 -天啊 特里别扯了 - even if you're off by-- - Holy shit, Terry. Come on.
我他妈愿意付出一切代价做一个围栏 I would give fucking anything to have to build a fence.
我还剩两周时间重写我的书 I've got two weeks to do a rewrite on my book
否则这一切都泡汤了 or the whole thing just goes away.
你不是说一切都很顺利吗 I thought you said it was going great.
会顺利的 但我需要帮助 It will, just I--I need help.
有什么我能帮你的吗 Anything I can do?
没有 No.
但是不管发生什么事 我爱你 But whatever happens, I love you.
我也爱你 I love you too.
你想嘿咻吗 You want to fool around?
不太想 I don't think so.
星期日
你妈妈会来吗 Is your mother coming?
教母还是生母 God or regular?
都行 Either.
我猜不会 我们开始吧 Guess not. Let's do this thing.
声音就像天使 ♪ Soft as the voice ♪
一样温柔 ♪ Of an angel ♪
呼吸着闻所未闻的味道 ♪ Breathing A lesson unheard ♪
以圣父的名义 In the name of the Father...
希望带着温柔 ♪ Hope With a gentle... ♪
好了 完美 All right, all right, all right.
嘿 菲尔普斯栅栏店 我们有木头 Hey, Phelps fencing. We've got wood.
他们给了我汤姆的位置 They just offered me Thom's job.
如果我接受了 你会回来吗 If I take it, will you come back?
好啊 我们何时开始 Yup. When do we start?
直到黑暗结束 ♪ 'Til the darkness Is over ♪
以圣子的名义 And the Son...
游戏目标实现 关卡已完成 [game Objective reached. Level completed.
太棒了 怀疑者都吃屎吧 Yes! Suck it, doubters!
游戏结束了吗 Now is the game over?
什么游戏 What game?
你不是非玩家角色吗 Aren't you an NPC?
我是黛西 我以前住在这里 I'm Daisy. I used to live here.
如果在黄昏 ♪ If in the dusk Of the twilight ♪
什么鬼 Oh, shit.
还有圣灵 And the Holy Ghost.
不管了 Fuck it.
轻声祈祷 轻声祈祷 ♪ Whispering hope Whispering hope ♪
来吧 罗斯玛丽 进入我的身体吧 Okay, Rosemary, come inside me.
让灵魂进入并引导你 Let the spirit enter and guide you.
让我的心 ♪ Making my heart ♪
在悲伤中欢愉 ♪ In its sorrow rejoice ♪
你被拯救了 You're saved.
太好了 Sweet.
这是给你的 帕特丽夏 This is for you, Patricia.
我的天啊 帕特 Oh, my God! Pat!
帕特 我们邻居掉围栏上了 Pat, our neighbor's on the fence!
圣母玛利亚 ♪ Ave Maria ♪
赏心悦目 ♪ Gratia plena ♪
玛利亚 赏心悦目 ♪ Maria, gratia plena ♪