闪谷前情提要 Previously on Shining Vale...
你们家有抑郁病史吗 Is there depression in your family?
她母亲就是个精神病 Her mother's psychotic.
-你是我的灵感女神吗 -我是罗斯玛丽 - Are you my muse? - I'm Rosemary.
告诉我如何阻止她自杀 Tell me how to stop her from killing herself.
也许你就是受不了 Maybe you resent all the time
我与凯瑟琳共事 I'm working with kathéryn.
凯瑟琳 凯瑟琳 凯瑟琳 凯瑟琳 kathéryn. kathéryn. kathéryn. kathéryn.
-帕特 -抱歉 我踩到 - Pat! - Ooh, sorry, I stepped on--
-抱歉 不 没事 -抱歉 - Sorry, no, it's all right. - Sorry.
我以为你是个恋童癖 要诱奸我儿子呢 I thought you were a pedo grooming my son.
我可不是恋童癖 No, not a groomer.
我也以为你儿子要诱奸我儿子呢 Thought the same thing about your kid.
-有莱尔德太太吗 -技术上来说是有的 - Is there a Mrs. Laird? - Technically.
嘿 这个叫莱尔德的家伙还挺逗的 Hey, this Laird guy is actually pretty funny.
她睡了我最好的哥们 She was fucking my best friend.
-我不干了 -好了 - Said I quit. - All right.
我看你是喝了太多柠檬汁了吧 I-I think you had one too many lemon zests, buddy.
那叫柠檬酒 傻逼 It's called lemon drop, motherfucker.
你到底想让我干什么啊 What do you want from me?
这不太妙啊 This can't be good.
见鬼 她是真的 Holy shit. She's real.
帮帮我 Help me.
靠 Fuck you.
罗克西 过来宝贝儿 我是妈妈啊 过来 Roxy, come here, baby. It's Mommy, come here.
罗克西 行吧 那你照顾好自己吧 Roxy. Fine, you're on your own.
上帝啊 我是盖娜 姓菲尔普斯的 God, it's Gaynor. Phelps?
我知道 我们有阵子没对话了 Okay, I know we haven't talked in a while
除了上次 结果后来我就来大姨妈了 所以 except that one time, and then I got my period, so...
盖娜 我是你妈 Gaynor, it's your mom.
开门啊 Open up!
见鬼 妈 你奏凯 Holy shit, Mom. Go away!
靠 哦 抱歉我说粗口了 Jesus! Oh, sorry about that.
杰克 Jake!
杰克 Jake! Oh!
妈 我正忙着呢 Mom, I was just trying something.
别烦我 关门 Leave me alone. Close the door.
特里 她是真的 Terry, she's real.
你赶紧跟我过来 You gotta come with me right now.
特里 Terry.
天 我的天 Oh, my God. Oh, my God.
有时候我真是忍不了他们 Sometimes I fucking can't stand these people.
星期五
盖娜 杰克 赶紧下楼 Gaynor, Jake, get down here now!
他们说 烈酒啤酒 样样都有 God, they say, "Liquor, then beer, everything clear."
但我跟你说 柠檬鸡尾酒绝对是老大 But I swear lemon drops have rules all their own.
我们为什么要去外婆家呢 Why do we even have to go to Grandma's house?
-我记得你恨她 -我没有恨她好嘛 - I thought you hated her. - I don't hate her.
我们的关系有点复杂而已 We just have a complicated relationship.
能有多复杂 Gee, what must that be like?
相信我 你是没见识过 Trust me, you have it great here.
来吧 盖娜 Oh, come on, Gaynor.
你很久没见过你外婆了 You haven't seen your grandma for a while.
也是为了你们好 Thought it'd be good for you kids.
再说了 你妈认为 Plus, your mom thought it'd be nice for us
如果我们可以独处一阵会更好 to spend a little alone time.
亲爱的 你太味儿了 Oh, honey, your breath is so bad.
-因为我刚吐过 -真是够了 - That's the vomit. - This is bullshit.
你今早才说这事 可我已经给瑞安和他妈说 You only us this morning, and I already told Ryan and his mom
我会跟他们一起去 现在你让我怎么说 I'd go away with them. What do I tell them now?
就跟他们说你要准备参加高考 Tell them you have to study for your ACT.
高考是你想上大学才会参加的考试 Okay, an ACT is if you're going to college,
可我没说我想上大学啊 and who says I'm going to college?
抱歉我之前没跟你说清楚 Oh, I'm sorry I didn't make that clear.
你必须参加高考 杰克 马上下来 I did. Jake, now!
帕特 要理智不要情绪化 Pat, logic, not emotion, honey.
盖娜 上了四年大学的 Gaynor, people who go to a four-year college
赚的要比没上的多57% actually earn 57% more.
再说 你只有上了大学 Plus, you're much more likely to meet
才能找到一个跟你智力相当的伴侣 a intellectually compatible spouse in college.
我妈没上大学 Mom didn't go to college.
你觉得她智力差吗 Does that mean she's intellectually inferior?
我去喝点咖啡 I'm gonna get some coffee.
盖娜 我没有你现在 Gaynor, I didn't have the opportunities
这么好的机会 that you have.
你必须上大学 You're going to fucking college.
他们到了吗 他们走了吗 Are they here yet? Did the leave?
小子 你整这么大一背包要干啥 Buddy, what's with the giant rucksack?
只是去过个周末而已 You're just going for the weekend.
汤米和我会去寻宝啊 Tommy and I always go treasure hunting.
上次我们找到了一颗内战时未爆的子弹 Last time, we found an unexploded Civil War bullet.
外婆男友 Grandma's boyfriend,
我们最喜欢的伊拉克战争老兵对吧 our favorite Iraq War veteran, right?
-对啊 -我爸妈一直接受不了 - Mm-hmm. - My parents wouldn't take them?
我试了三次了 - I tried three times. -
不如我答应你考大学 How about I agree to go
但你得承认自己就是个伪君子 if you admit you're a total hypocrite?
不如你接受我是你妈的事实 Okay, how about I'm still your mom,
然后好好跟我说话 so stop talking to me like that?
是你母亲 It's your mother.
-开门 -敲什么敲啊 - Open up. - Oh, my God.
你这疯老太婆 - Jesus, you crazy bitch. -
-帕特 -妈 - Pat. - Hey Mom
这房子可真是疹得慌 Oh, wow. This-this house is a shit show.
外婆 Hi, Grandma.
你好啊 我的小公举 Hello, my gorgeous girl.
看着你就像在照镜子 It's like looking in a mirror.
汤米呢 汤米来了吗 Where's Tommy? Is Tommy here?
-他来了吗 -他 他想在车里冷静一下 - Is he gonna come? - He-he's in the car cooling off.
路上他遇上点不痛快 He had a little incident on the way over.
特里 - Aw, Terry. - Oh!
你还撑得住吗 Oh, my--oh, how you holding up?
撑什么撑 他又不是被我绑架了 Holding up? What's--he's not a hostage.
帕特 你妈这么问 Pat, I'm sure your mom's just asking
就是因为我辞职了 'cause I-I quit my job, Pat.
不不不 没事 - No, no, no, it's okay.
我最擅长一出薪 I was always good at, uh, socking away
就攒起来点以备不时之需 a couple extra dollars from every paycheck.
在大学里他们都叫我松鼠 In college, they called me the Squirrel.
我都不知道你失业了 I didn't know you lost your job.
我 我说的是她出轨的事 I-I was talking about the affair.
-妈 -咋 - God, Mom. - What?
没必要那么戒备嘛 Don't be--don't. Don't be so defensive.
不忠是遗传的 - Infidelity is genetic. - Mm.
她父亲总是像只流浪猫似的四处落脚 Her father used to fuck around like a stray cat.
刚才桥上出事故了 Could be some bad traffic on that bridge.
我们赶紧走吧 Let's get you on the road, okay?
孩子们 祝你们周末愉快 周日见 Kids, have a great weekend. We'll see you Sunday.
爸再见 谢谢妈 Bye, Dad. Thanks, Mom.
爱你 拜 Okay, love you, sweetie. Bye.
-妈 -嗯 - Mom? - Yeah.
谢谢你周末帮我照看孩子 I just wanna say thanks for watching the kids this weekend.
母亲是世界上最难的工作 Being a mother is the most difficult job.
没人比我更清楚这一点了 No one knows that more than I do.
行吧 - So yeah, oh. - Mm.
你这发型可真不咋地 This haircut is not flattering.
-是吗 -嗯 - No? - No.
-好了 -拜 小松鼠 - Okay. - Bye, Squirrel.
我觉得你发型挺好啊 I think your hair looks good.
她真是烦死了 谁在乎她说啥 Oh, please, she's awful. Who cares?
过来 我们也得准备走了 Come on, we are moving out of this fucking house now.
我不明白 I don't understand.
前几天你还说一切都很顺利 The other day, you said everything was great.
你写的东西特别棒 You were doing the best writing of your life.
我们还在浴缸里来了一发 We had bath sex.
等你知道浴缸里曾经发生过什么 Well, when you find out what happened in that tub,
你就会吓个半死 you're gonna be scarred for life.
是谁屎在里面了吗 Was it a feces?
昨天晚上 我自己在这 Okay, last night, I was down here alone,
然后投影机突然 and this projector came on
-自己开机了 -好吧 - all by itself. - Okay.
我知道你肯定会说这肯定是有原因的 Okay, I know you're gonna say there's an explanation for it,
但你看看这个 but explain this.
好吧 Okay?
现在当然不好用了 Course it doesn't work now.
但当时我看到了罗斯玛丽过生日的片段 But there was footage of Rosemary at a birthday party
就在这房子里 然后她 她的脸被烧没了 in this house, and then her-her face burned up.
她是真实存在的 - Oh. - She's real.
她在浴缸里自杀了 特里 我们不能再住这了 She killed herself in our tub. Terry, we can't stay here.
帕特 我刚刚辞职了 Pat, I just quit my goddamn job.
我们现在不能再把钱搭在房子上了 Now is not the time to take a loss on this house.
好吧 如果你不帮我 Okay, if you're not gonna help me,
那我去找专业人士 then I will seek a professional.
啥专业人士 Professional what?
您好 请问您是巫师吗 Excuse me, Wiccan?
我需要驱鬼 I need to get rid of a ghost.
好 是心灵导师推荐你来的吗 Okay, were you sent here by a spiritual advisor?
点评上找的 Yelp.
要驱的是哪种鬼 And what type of an entity are we dealing with?
一个女鬼 Um, a lady ghost.
所谓的鬼分好多种形式 There's a lot of different types of spirits.
有灵能鬼 促狭鬼 魅魔 恶魔 I mean, you have orbs, poltergeists, succubi, demons,
有的其实都算不上是鬼 which aren't even ghosts at all.
首先 我很高兴 Okay, first of all, I fucking love
你觉得这些东西都很平常 how normal this is to you.
她叫罗斯玛丽 Uh, her name is Rosemary.
以前也住在这房子里 She used to live in my house.
她一直在帮我写书 She was helping me write my book.
-我要怎么把她驱走 -为什么要赶她走呢 - So how do I burn her out? - Why do you want her out?
因为她是个鬼啊 'Cause she's a fucking ghost.
你有 有那种护身符什么的吗 So do you have, like, a-a-- an amulet or something?
或者鼠尾草呢 - Mm. - What about sage?
我听说 我听说那东西挺管用的 I heard--I've heard good things about that.
鼠尾草可能会管用 Yeah, sage could definitely work,
但也可能会惹恼她 but it could also just make her angry.
她生气了会怎么样 Okay, well what happens if she gets angry?
鬼生气了会怎么样 There's about 1,000 movies
你看过电影的吧 about what happens when a ghost gets angry.
我只是想她离开我家 I just want her the fuck out.
如果你想她离开 Well, if you want her the fuck out,
那你就得弄明白她想要什么 then you need to find out what the fuck she wants.
好吧 我去弄清楚她想要什么 Okay, I will find out what the fuck she wants.
为什么干点事就这么难呢 Ugh, why does everything have to be so hard?
在点评上给我们点赞喔 Like us on Yelp.
来见识一下菲尔普斯家的提基酒吧 Say aloha to the Phelps family tiki bar.
额滴神哪 - Wow! - Hmm?
不是吧 Ah, come on!
帕特发现的 Yeah, Pat found it.
这 这简直了 This is-- this is insane.
要不是我把你当朋友 我肯定嫉妒死了 If you weren't my best friend, I'd hate you.
行了 莱尔德 Come on, Laird.
嘿 我 我想让你 Hey, um, I-I was wondering
-帮我个忙 -没问题 - if I could have a favor. - Sure.
下周我得出席监护权听证会 我前妻埃里卡 I have a custody hearing next week, and my ex, Erika,
她认为我还在吸大麻 she thinks I still smoke weed.
你需要品德证人是吧 You need a character witness?
不是不是 Oh, no, no, no.
我想把大麻给你 I just want you to take my weed.
反正我也不打算再抽了 I've been meaning to stop anyway.
-这东西碰着你丁丁了吧 -没有没有 - Was this touching your dick? - Oh, no, no, no.
装袋子里呢 别这样嘛 现在归你了 It was in the baggie. Oh, come on, now it's yours.
跟这吧多配啊 It's perfect. It goes with the bar.
给 这个给你 Here. That's for you.
杰西卡·哈恩 Jessica Hahn?
赞了 你从哪弄来的 Yes, please. Where did you get this?
我儿子的树屋里 It was in my kids' tree house.
不是吧 你们还有树屋 No, you do-- you have a tree house?
特里 如果你不跟我讲点 Terry, if you don't tell me something
你的烦心事 我们就没法做朋友了 about your life that sucks, we can't be friends.
莱尔德 每个人都有自己的问题 Oh, Laird, everybody's got their shit.
好吧 你的是什么呢 All right, what's yours?
不不不 不要这样 No, no, no, no, no. Don't do that.
不要憋在心里 你会生病的 Don't keep it in. You'll get sick.
你想来杯 Hey, can I interest you
不含酒精的接骨木花酒吗 in a nonalcoholic elderflower cordial?
你想在树屋里抽大麻吗 You wanna smoke weed in the tree house?
来吧 抽 - Yeah, let's do that. - Mm.
我来拿 Yeah, I got it.
你在做什么 家庭作业吗 What are you doing? Homework?
我妈妈让我参加高考 My mother's making me take a college entry exam.
-她真是个 -算了 She's such a--never mind.
你知道为什么祖父母和孙辈相处得很好吗 You know why grandparents and grandchildren get along?
因为他们有共同的敌人 Because they have a common enemy.
你妈妈肯定跟你说过很多关于我的故事 I'm sure your mother's told you lots of stories about me.
并没有 She hasn't, actually.
那是因为她是个自恋狂 Yeah, that's because she's a narcissist.
我写了一本小说 猜猜是关于什么的 I wrote a novel. Guess what it's about.
-是关于你吗 -是我 - Is it about you? - It's about me.
非常有趣 It's very interesting.
我该好好学会习了 You know, I should actually get back to work, so--
我是个舞者 然后我怀孕了 I was a dancer, and then I got pregnant,
我不想把孩子留下 不如这样吧 and I didn't wanna keep the baby at--you know what?
我去找一下小说 我想你会喜欢的 Let me find the novel. I think you'll like it.
-走吧 杀手 -我们要用十字弓钓鱼 - Let's go, killer. - We're going crossbow fishing.
来吧 汤米 Come on, Tommy
给我留一支箭 Save an arrow for me.
我们第一次见面时进展顺利 Things were great when we first met.
帕特刚把她的书卖了 她很有趣 Pat had just sold her book. She was fun.
她很有活力 我是不是说得太多了 She was alive. Am I talking too much?
人们都说我一嗑药就爱说话 People say I get all chatty when I get high.
不 兄弟 我只是在享受 No, man, I'm just enjoying my buzz
然后看螳螂做爱 and watching that praying mantis have sex.
这可是个难题 莱尔德 That's a knot in the wood, Laird.
-我完事了 -好 - I'm done. - Okay.
嗯 Yeah.
总之 帕特和我结婚了 有了孩子 Anyway, Pat and I got married, had kids.
我升职了 - Mm. - I got a promotion.
帕特遇到了写作瓶颈 - Oh. - Pat got writer's block.
快进几年 Fast-forward a few years,
我坐在孩子们的树屋里 and I'm sitting in my kids' tree house,
和一个我一点都不了解的人嗑药 getting stoned with a dude I barely know.
是啊 我很遗憾你超级性感的妻子生了孩子 Wow, yeah, I-I'm so sorry your super hot wife had kids
而你升职了 and you got a promotion.
嗯 Yeah.
告诉我这件事需要很大的勇气吧 That took a lot of courage to tell me.
帕特有外遇了 Pat had an affair.
所以我们才搬家 That's--that's the reason we moved.
为了重新开始 Get a fresh start.
抱歉 兄弟 - I'm sorry, man. - Mm.
感同身受 我妻子也是这样 Been there. My wife did that.
嗯 Yeah.
你确定螳螂不是在交配吗 And are you sure that's not a praying mantis fucking?
千万别让他们给你锂片 Never let them give you lithium.
好吧 外婆 我现在已经 Okay, Grandma, I'm actually right in the middle
-快做完 -我50岁的时候 - of finishing-- -When I was about 50,
我开始幻视幻听 I started seeing things, hearing voices.
他们把我送到一群专家那里 They shipped me around to a bunch of specialists.
其中一个想要切除我的子宫 我说 One of them wanted to cut out my uterus, and I said,
那我还算女人吗 "Then what will make me a woman?"
所以我们选择了锂片 So we settled on lithium,
那些声音消失了 and the voices went away,
但付出了沉重的代价 but it was a heavy price to pay.
对不起 外婆 I'm sorry, Grandma.
是啊 一群男医生决定 Yeah, well, all these male doctors
怎么外置我的阴道 deciding what to do with my pussy.
听起来太可怕了 Wow, that is terrible to hear.
-想看照片吗 -什么照片 - Wanna see some pictures? - Of what?
好了 婊贝 是时候继续了 Okay, bitch. It's time to move on.
来吧 Come on, man.
我本可以用鼠尾草把你轰出去的 I-I could've saged your ass out of here,
但我没有 因为我他妈的很善良啊 but I didn't because I'm fucking nice.
告诉我怎么才能摆脱你 Just tell me how to get rid of you.
帕特丽夏 为什么这么生气啊 Oh Patricia, why so angry?
首先 你骗了我 Well, for starters, you lied to me.
你说你是我的灵感女神 但你是个鬼 You told me you were my muse, but you're a ghost,
撒谎的鬼 a lying ghost.
我觉得我一直都很支持你啊 I feel I've been nothing but supportive of you.
你想要什么 罗斯玛丽 What do you want, Rosemary?
我想要每个女人都想要的东西 I want what every woman wants.
满足 I want to be satisfied.
我丈夫罗尔夫从不让我做任何事 My husband, Rolf, never let me do anything.
我不能旅行 不能娱乐 I couldn't travel. I couldn't entertain.
我只是这个房子里的一个囚犯 直到 I was simply a prisoner in this house until--
你已经知道结局了 well, you know how it ended.
我很遗憾你的生活如此悲惨 I'm sorry that you had such a sad life,
但这跟我有什么关系呢 but what does this have to do with me?
在你的书里 Somehow in the pages of your book,
我觉得我还活着 I feel like I am alive.
不幸的是 你一直在自杀 Well, unfortunately, you keep killing yourself,
说实话 这真是太他妈糟糕了 and to be honest, it's a real fucking bummer.
如果我写个不同的结局呢 Oh, well, how about if I write a different ending?
我们不一起写作 我来完全控制走向 Instead of us writing together, I would take complete control.
拿一章来给我发疯 Only for one chapter, where I get to go crazy.
我可以唱歌 和陌生人调情 I get to sing and flirt with a stranger
甚至可能去巴黎 and maybe even go to Paris.
-如果你能跟人上床呢 -行 - What if you just get laid? - Done.
然后你就会离开了吗 And then you'll move on?
我当然希望如此 I sure hope so.
我为什么要相信你 Why should I even trust you?
宝贝 你我二人志趣相投 Oh, baby, we're kindred spirits, you and I.
你感觉不到吗 Can't you feel it?
再说了 你还能相信谁 Besides, who else are you gonna trust?
卡姆 如果你给她写本畅销书 你死不死她会在乎吗 Kam, who would let you die if it gave her a best seller?
还有伯格医生 他让你 Or Dr. Berg, who has you so hopped up
对这些母亲小助手兴奋到 these mother's helpers
你甚至不知道你看到的是不是真的 that you don't even know if what you're seeing is real?
还有特里 Or then there's Terry,
一直在骗你 who's been lying to you this whole time.
你在说什么 What are you talking about?
你真的认为一个松鼠会在 Do you really think that the Squirrel
完全不知道这里情况的 would ever buy a house without knowing
前提下买房子吗 absolutely everything that has happened here?
会吗 Do you?
你至少有了张嘿咻卡吧 Oh, do you at least get a hall pass?
嘿咻卡又称偷食通行证，意指允许对方出轨
什么 What?
帕特默许你和别人上床了吧 Come on, did-did-did Pat let you sleep with someone?
-不 我 我不会的 -为什么不呢 - No, I-I could never do that. - Why not?
得了吧 特里 你长得很好看 Oh, come on, Terry, you're gr-- you're great- looking.
你 你都可以当杰西潘尼的模特了 I mean, you, um-- you could be a JCPenney model.
不 我只是 我做不到 做不到 No, I just--I couldn't. I couldn't do it.
做不到 Couldn't do it.
-凯瑟琳是谁 -凯 凯瑟琳 - Who's kathéryn? - Kath-kathéryn.
她就是 慢着 你怎么知道凯瑟琳的 You know, she's just-- how do you know kathéryn?
她刚给你发了短信 She just texted you.
噢 Yeah.
噢 天呐 好的 好的 Oh, my God. Okay, okay.
我没带眼镜来 I don't have my-my glasses.
她 她说了什么 What- what is she-- what is she saying?
嘿 明天要去康涅狄格州的 "Yo, going to be in wine country
葡萄酒之乡 in Connecticut tomorrow.
想来见我吗 Wanna meet me?"
噢 Oh, uh
你 你是给她回消息了吗 Did-did you just write back?
嗯 Yeah.
你写了什么 Well, what did you write?
好耶 "F yeah."
为什么 你为什么要这么说 Why? Why would you do that?
因为如果一位女士邀请我去葡萄酒之乡 Oh, because if a lady asked me to go to wine country,
我就要说 好耶 I'm going to type, "F yeah."
嗯 但她不是在问你 莱尔德 Yeah, but she didn't ask you, Laird.
哦 Right.
她是在问我 不是吗 She asked me, didn't she?
-嗯 -天啊 她 - Yeah. - God, and she's--
天啊 现在她给我回信了 oh, God, now she's writing me back.
告诉我她在说什么 What-what do--just tell me what she's saying.
哇 被看穿了 好吧 我们去吧 "Wow, called my bluff. Okay, let's do it.
中午 圣多罗大道酒庄 穿件衬衫 Noon, Via de Santoro Winery. Wear a shirt.
超级经典 亲亲 It's super classy. XX."
你刚才是不是回了 好耶 Did you just write, "F yeah"?
好耶 F yeah.
卖方透露有人 Seller discloses person
或有多人在住宅死亡 or persons died in the residence.
非自然死亡 Unnatural causes.
死亡原因 自杀
天呐 Holy shit.
松鼠知道 The Squirrel knew.
星期六
嘿 我昨晚没听到你上床睡觉 Hey, I didn't hear you come to bed last night.
莱尔德和我在树屋嗑药来着 Laird and I got high in the tree house.
你知道我有个单子吗 上面写着我年纪大了不该做的事 You know that list I keep of things I'm too old for?
柠檬鸡尾酒的下一个就是大麻 Right underneath lemon drops, pot.
你骗了我 特里 You lied to me, Terry.
要我去拿单子吗 Do you want me to go get the list?
你知道这房子里有人死了 You knew someone died in this house,
但你还是买了 and you bought it anyway.
亲爱的 这是康涅狄格州有200年历史的房子 Honey, it's a 200-year-old house in Connecticut.
我相信这条街上的每一栋房子 I'm sure that every house on this street
都有人死在里面过 has had somebody die in it.
都是死于自杀吗 By suicide?
好吧 Okay, yes.
好吧 也许我应该先告诉你的 Yes, I probably should've told you that,
但我不知道 帕特 but I just-- I don't know, Pat.
你太喜欢这房子了 You just seemed to love the house so much,
我想 你知道 and I thought, you know,
考虑到你妈妈的事 我想也许 given what your mom tried, I thought maybe--
也许什么 You thought what?
你觉得这可能会刺激到我吗 You- you thought it might be a trigger for me?
你他妈是这么想的吗 Is that what you fucking thought?
真不明白我为什么会这么想 Can't imagine why I thought that.
去你妈的 特里 Fuck you, Terry.
去你妈的 帕特 Fuck you, Pat.
你背叛了我 You completely betrayed me.
怎么 你现在还用上这个词来了 Oh, my God. You're gonna use that term?
背叛 "Betrayed"?
我们在这里 The reason we're in this house
就是因为你背叛了我 帕特 is because you cheated on me, Pat!
一栋因为闹鬼而卖不掉的房子 A house that we can't sell because it's haunted.
这儿没闹鬼 亲爱的 没有 It's not haunted, sweetheart. It's not.
你听起来像你的 You sound like your--
什么 什么 What? What?
像我妈 是吗 My mother?
你妈的要说就说完 特里 快点 Finish the fucking sentence, Terry, come on!
我不 好吗 我要出去了 I'm not doing this, all right? I- I- I'm going out.
-你要去哪儿 -我不知道 - Where are you going? - I don't know.
-不用等我了 -不要担心 我不会等的 - Don't wait up. - Don't worry. I won't.
早上好 外婆 Morning, Grandma.
嗯 早上好 Mm, good morning.
我找到了一些你妈的旧照片 Oh, I found some old photos of your mother.
如果你喜欢 可以留着 You can keep 'em if you like.
哇 我妈妈很漂亮耶 Wow. My mom was beautiful.
谢谢 Thank you.
为什么这些照片里她都不笑 Why isn't she smiling in any of these?
我不知道 她总是压力很大 I don't know. She was always so stressed.
也许是因为她从来没剪过适合她脸的发型吧 Maybe because she never had the right haircut for her face.
你背后有人 You got a fam on your six.
呃 它卡住了 我该怎么办 汤米 Uh, uh, it's jammed. What do I do, Tommy?
做个决定吧 杰克 Make a decision, Jake
三 二 一 Three, two, one!
成功了 准备好打实弹了吗 Neutralized. You ready for live ammo?
我可以打实弹吗 Am I-- am I allowed to use live ammo?
-关我屁事 -别在家里玩 - What the hell do I care? - Not in the house.
出去玩 宝贝 Go outside, sweetheart.
你有我妈其它的照片吗 Do you, uh, have any pictures of my mom
比如像我这么大时候的 when she was, like, my age?
你怕会长成她那样 You're worried you're gonna turn out like her.
过来 Here.
别担心 Don't worry.
她没你这种敏锐度 You have a sensitivity she lacks.
你更像我 You're much more like I am.
抱歉我来晚了 Sorry I'm late.
我都没想到你会来 I didn't think you'd make it.
我查过地图了 I checked Google Maps
你住的地方离这十万八千里 and you live, like 100 miles from here
我怎么能错过这么好的机会 Well I wasn't gonna miss the opportunity to visit
来参观康涅狄格州的索夫昂 the, uh, Solvang of Connecticut.
你怎么想到来这么远的地方 What brings you this far out of the city?
布雷克有个民乐 Uh, Blake has a folk music
黑胶唱片节什么的 slash vinyl record festival bullshit
-我也不清楚 -对 - I have no idea. - Oh, yeah.
我以前也喜欢这种民乐节 I used to love FMSR,
民乐电台什么的 Folk Music Radio Slash...
帕特怎么样了 Um, how's Pat?
每次总是谈论帕特 I talk about Pat all the time.
我们不如聊点别的 You know, let's-let's talk about something else.
比如这里有什么美食 Like what is good here.
我正在品尝 Oh, uh, well, I am sampling
菠萝梅洛葡萄酒 the pineapple merlot.
配花生堪称一绝 It pairs very well with the peanuts.
酒香怡人 A lovely bouquet.
再加3元 可以来一壶 Three dollars more, we could make it a pitcher.
那就来吧 Oh, let's do it.
好吧 罗斯玛丽 Okay, Rosemary.
该继续了 It's time to move on.
写作不易啊 Writing's hard, right?
快点 想点什么 Come on, what do you got?
见鬼 Oh, shit.
我的天 我妈也太厉害了 这么多奖状 Damn, my mom was smart. Look at all these awards.
基因好 Runs in the family.
等下 这封信说我妈获得了 Wait, this letter says my mom was offered
奥尔巴尼大学的全额奖学金 a full scholarship to Albany.
那她为什么没去上大学 Why didn't she go to college?
那时的女孩不兴上大学 That wasn't something girls did back then.
八十年代吗 In the'80s?
为什么照片里没有你 Why aren't you in any of these pictures?
我那时住院不在家 That's when I was away in the hospital.
你自杀的时候吗 When you tried to kill yourself?
是我多嘴了 Okay, that was too far.
事实是这样的 Here's the truth.
在我服用锂片之前 Before I was on lithium,
他们让我吃各种药来控制情绪 they gave me all kinds of pills to handle my emotions.
于是一天晚上 我决定就着一瓶伏特加 Well, one night, I decided to take the whole shebang
喝了所有的药 with a quart of vodka.
也许我只是想引人注意 Guess I just wanted attention.
最后他们也让我如愿以偿了 Well, they gave it to me
把我关起来 还给我做电击 by locking me up and zapping my brain.
足足关了四年 Four years in the cuckoo bin.
所以你四年没见到我妈 You didn't see my mom for four years?
她每天都来看我 She came to see me every single day.
所以才没上大学吗 Is that why she didn't go to college?
不用为她感到惋惜 Don't you dare feel sorry for her.
把我关起来的文件就是她签的字 She's the one who signed the papers to put me away.
现在你都知道了 Now you know everything.
-天啊 -见鬼 Shit!
好吧 都别惊慌 All right, so nobody panic.
外婆 你把纱布放哪了 Grandma, where do you keep the gauze?
好吧 就像坐过山车一样 Okay, all right, it's like a roller coaster.
我喜欢坐过山车 I love roller coasters.
先是往上一点 然后垂直降落 Kind of goes up a little bit and then straight down
用斧了凿穿衣柜后的墙 hatchets through the back wall of a closet.
我从没经历过那样的 I have never been on that ride.
我已经身处这种情况很久了 Oh, I've been on it a long time.
我前夫就是那种 My last husband was the kind of ride
待你猪狗不如 还跟有夫之妇鬼混的人 that just treated you like shit and slept with the housekeeper.
那可不是什么好经历 That's not a good ride.
但过程很短 Yeah, but the line is really short.
也是 Ah, of course
看来我们都没酒了 I think we're out.
不如再来一杯 Should we go for a quart
李子仙粉黛酒 of the pluot zinfandel?
我想我该回家了 Think I need to go home.
除非你不想 Unless you don't.
对不起 Fuck, sorry, um,
看来是我误会了 I think I completely misread that,
咱们重来 Uh, let's rewind.
不 不用道歉 No, no, no. Don t-don't-don't be sorry.
可能是我的话 It's--listen, how I respond
让你误解了 所以 could have big consequences, so I wanna...
我想说清楚一点 choose my words carefully.
我想上厕所 I have to pee.
当罗尔夫周末 With Rolf taking the kids
带孩子们出去后 away for the weekend,
家里只剩下罗斯玛丽 Rosemary had the place to herself.
然而 不止她一人 Well, not only herself.
现在三点差一刻 ♪ It's quarter to three ♪
这里除了你我 ♪ There's no one in the place ♪
没有别人 ♪ Except you and me ♪
那就开始吧 乔 ♪ So set'em up, Joe ♪
丹曾在沃格尔综合超市 Dan had been boxing her groceries
帮她打包物品 但今晚 at Vogel's Variety Mart, but tonight...
他要做的是另一种 ...he'd be focusing on a different box.
丹教她变换不曾想象过的体位 Dan twisted her into positions she had never imagined.
她感受到从未有过的愉悦 She felt something she had never felt in her life,
将25年来积攒的压抑 unleashing 25 years of built-up repression.
释放在这一次惊天动地般的高潮中 And in one earth-shattering orgasm...
罗斯玛丽终于自由了 Rosemary was free.
路上再来一杯 ♪ And one more for the road ♪
帕特 怎么了 Pat, are you okay?
没事 在工作而已 Yeah. I'm just--I'm just working.
我想了很久 I've been doing a lot of thinking.
一直努力想要好好过日子 I- I've been trying so hard to make this work.
我也不知道还能做什么了 I don't know what else to do anymore.
特里 我想跟你做爱 Terry, I want to make love to you.
没问题 来吧 Okay, yeah. Let's do that.
星期日
早上好 Morning.
几点了 Oh, what time is it?
都11点零2分了 Wow, it's 11:02.
天啊 自从来到宾州我就没起过这么晚 Oh, good grief, I haven't slept that late since I was at Penn.
是啊 我10点半醒的 I know. I woke up at 10: 30.
这是我们搬来后 It's the first full night's sleep
我睡的第一个整觉 I've had since we moved in.
这也不奇怪 Yeah, well, no surprise,
毕竟昨晚咱们做了那么多种新尝试 given some of the things we tried last night.
是吗 但我还有几招没使出来 Yeah, I still got a couple of tricks up my
我的天 特里 你背怎么了 Holy fuck, Terry. What happened to your back?
开什么玩笑 你不记得了吗 Seriously? You don't remember?
曾经的帕特又回来了 Old-school Pat is back.
我觉得是那个鬼上了我老公 I think the ghost fucked my husband.
你说什么 I'm sorry, what?
虽然是我的身体 Well, technically, it was my body,
但我非常肯定是她在驱使 but I'm pretty sure she was driving.
不 不 鬼没法附身 No, no, no, no, ghosts do not enter other people's bodies.
你没跟这个鬼 You didn't make any type of a deal
达成什么协议吧 with this entity, did you?
算是吧 但我肯定她已经放下了 A little, but I'm pretty sure she moved on,
这也是个好事吧 and that-that's a good thing, right?
那要看情况 Well, that depends.
如果这是个恶魔 I mean, if this is a demon,
那情况就非常棘手了 that would be what we call a very bad thing.
不 我感觉她已经放下了 No, I felt her move on,
所以我猜她是个鬼 so I'm going to assume that she's a ghost.
你想怎么猜都行 You can assume whatever you want,
但如果是个恶魔 而你放了她进来 but if this is a demon and you did let her in,
你现在就得处理好这件事 you need to take care of this now.
好吧 You know what?
我才不听一星巫师的建议 I don't take advice from one-star Wiccans.
要我说 整件事就是个骗局 In fact, I think this whole thing is a scam.
拜拜了您嘞 So goodbye.
我就拿点鼠尾草好了 I'm just gonna pick up a little sage.
天啊 这什么味 Oh, God. What is that smell?
我在烧鼠尾草 我喜欢这味道 I'm burning sage. I like the way it smells.
在孩子们回家前 Think we should talk about yesterday
-我们能谈谈昨天的事吗 -行吧 - before the kids come home? - Yeah, probably.
那好 All right, well--oh.
看啊 他们回来了 玩得怎么样 Hey, there they are. How'd it go?
太好玩了 I had the best time.
我射中了皮艇一箭 I shot an arrow into a kayak,
还学会了怎么包扎伤口 and I learned how to dress a wound,
汤米还给了我一个业余无线电 可以跟他对讲 and Tommy gave me a ham radio so I could talk to him.
你呢 你过得怎么样 And how about you? How was your time?
这周过得太诡异了 This was a weird fucking weekend.
康州美酿 十大当地葡萄园
那么 菲尔普斯先生 你想跟我谈什么 So, Mr. Phelps, what did you wanna talk about?
菲尔普斯太太 Well, Mrs. Phelps,
首先 我想为 I wanted to apologize
没有告诉你 for not telling you
这所房子里发生过自杀事件而道歉 that a suicide took place in this house.
没关系 菲尔普斯先生 That's okay, Mr. Phelps.
我们还要继续互相这样称呼吗 Are we gonna keep doing the Mr. and Mrs. Phelps thing?
不用 No.
好 Okay.
听着 抱歉我发那么大脾气 Listen, I'm sorry that I- I freaked out.
我知道你永远不会背叛我 I know you'd never betray me.
既然我们要开诚布公 Well, in the spirit of, um, full disclosure,
我跟凯瑟琳在酒乡喝了几杯 I met Kathryn in the wine country for drinks.
-好吧 -就这样 - Okay. - Okay?
你不想知道发生了什么吗 You don't--you don't wanna know what happened?
我估计 Well, I assume that you had
你喝了些烂酒就回来了 some really shitty wine and then came home.
确实如此 Well, that is what happened,
但有那么一瞬间我想 but there was a minute there where I- I thought,
也许和这个妞私奔 "Maybe run off with this chick.
会很有意思 You know? Could be fun."
但后来我想到她也有她的缺点 But then I knew she would have shit
我们也要一起生活 and we'd have shit,
但我已经跟你生活相处了这么久 and I already have shit with you.
我喜欢我们这样 I like our shit.
我也喜欢 I like our shit too.
不过 就算你是那种人 Although I probably would've let you have a hall pass
我也很可能放过你 if you were that kinda guy.
幸好你不是 But thankfully, you're not.
你该早点告诉我啊 That is late information.
还有件事要告诉你 我搞定那个鬼了 Oh, I also wanna tell you. I got rid of the ghost.
真的 Yeah.
我知道你不信 I know you don't believe it,
老实说 我都不知道自己是不是还相信 and honestly, I'm not even sure I do anymore,
但她已经不在了 but she's gone,
所以我们又回到只有咱俩的时光 so we're back to just us.
我喜欢只有咱俩的时光 I would love to be just us.
让我先检查一下 But let me just check.
有人吗 Hello?
有人在吗 Anyone here?
罗斯玛丽 Rosemary?
不是吧 Oh, come on
罗克西 Roxy.
你不该放她进来 You shouldn't have let her in.