女性得抑郁症的几率大概是男性的两倍
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女性被恶魔附身的可能性也大概是男性的两倍
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噢耶 Oh, yeah.
你让我出尽洋相 ♪ You made a fool of me ♪
然后又打破梦想 到最后 ♪ But them broken dreams Have got to end ♪
嘣嘣嘣嘣 ♪ Bum bum bum bum ♪
天哪 爸爸 爸爸 能不能把你那 Oh, my God, Dad, Dad, will you please
老掉牙的私人音乐给关了 turn off your old person music?
不好意思 我听不见你 I'm sorry, I can't hear you
只听到这首客观来说很好听的歌 over this objectively perfect song.
美国经典音乐 你妈妈就懂 An American classic. Your mom gets it.
我可以猜到 --I can guess what
现在你在想什么 you're thinking right now.
因为你没有其他人可以利用 ♪ Cause you ain't Got no one else to use ♪
-帕特 -前面有条大路 - Pat? - ♪ There's an open road ♪
-那条路没有终点 -亲爱的 -♪ That leads nowhere ♪ - Honey?
亲爱的 Honey.
-啊 -我刚才在说 亲爱的 - Hmm? - I was saying, honey,
我保证可以猜出你在想什么 I'|l bet I can guess what you're thinking.
可能不能 Probably not.
嘿 我跟你们说啊 Hey, listen, guys, I wanna tell you something.
这次搬家对我们大家真地会很好的 This move is really gonna be great for us.
特里 小心 Terry, watch out!
妈 你搞什么 Mom! What the fuck?
盖娜 不准跟你妈那种语气说话 Gaynor! Do not talk to your mother like that.
帕特 Pat?
搞什么 What the fuck?
刚才有个小女孩 正在追一个球 There was a little girl. She was chasing a ball.
天哪 特里 我想你撞到她了 Oh, my God, Terry, I think you hit her!
什么 不 在哪儿 What? No! Where?
我什么都没看见 什么都没 I- I didn't see anything! I saw nothing!
等等 爸爸撞死个小女孩 Wait. Dad killed a little girl?
天哪 Oh, God. Ha.
一定是只鹿 Musta been a deer.
你知道 在布鲁克林没见过鹿 You know, w-we didn't have any deer back in Brooklyn.
不过在康涅狄格这里到处都是 They're all over the place here in Connecticut.
-我敢肯定那是只鹿 -那不是鹿 - I'm sure that's what it is. - It wasn't a deer!
不是鹿 她穿着 穿着 It wasn't a deer! She was--she was wearing a--
一条花裙子 头上扎着蝴蝶结 a flowered dress, and she had ribbons in her hair.
我可以想象一个鹿角 Well, I can actually see how an antler
看起来就像是蝴蝶结 could look like a ribbon--
我他妈知道鹿长什么样的 特里 I know what a fucking deer looks like, Terry!
再找找 Just keep looking!
-找啥 -天哪 - For what? - Oh, God.
我们要找啥 这里啥都没有 有人吗 What-what are we looking for? Th- there's nothing here. Hello!
得了吧 I mean, come on.
我们撞死人了吗 - Did we kill someone?
没 Ha. No.
没 虚惊一场 No, it was a false alarm.
好吗 Okay?
不过我刚才说的 各位 - But like I was saying, guys.
这次搬家对我们大家真的会挺好的 This move really is gonna be great for us.
欢迎来到闪谷
周 日
欢迎来到菲尔普斯之家 Welcome to Casa de Phelps
只是稍稍比我们在 布鲁克林的公寓大一点点 Just slightly bigger than our apartment in Brooklyn
你们是在耍我们吗 Are you shitting us?
不是 盖娜 我们没有耍你们 No, Gaynor, we're not shitting you
我和你妈一看到这所房子 就喜欢上了它 When your mom and I saw it, we fell in love with it.
你们也会喜欢的 And you will too.
慢着 Wait.
我们干嘛要搬进一家旅馆 Why are we moving to a hotel?
这不是旅馆 It's not a hotel.
是我们的新家 This is our new house.
离城里那些乱七八糟的事有一百多英里远呢 It's a hundred miles away from all the crazy in the city.
换句话说 妈妈跟外面什么男人搞上了 In other words, Mom boned some rando,
-所以我们必须搬到这里来 -嘿 不是 - so we had to move here. - Hey--no!
跟那事没关系 这房子很不错 It's not about that. It's a great house.
而且在这个市场上 And I got it 200 below asking,
我以低于要价200块买下的 in this market!
盖娜 你的卧室在我们房间的另一边 Gaynor, your bedroom is on the opposite side of the house
杰克 你有自己的卫生间 from ours, and Jake, you have your own bathroom
门上有锁 with a lock on the door.
-太好了 -我去看看 - Sweet. - Just say that then.
-你没事吧 -没事 - You okay? - Yeah.
嗯 只是 Yeah, it was just...
-开太久车了 -嗯 - long drive. - Yeah.
我们去看看吗 Should we check it out?
-嘿 需要我帮忙吗 -不用 我可以 - Hey, you need some help? - No, I got it.
-我们刚搬进来 -帕特 来帮一下 - We're um, we're just moving in. - Pat, little help
亲爱的 我在跟人说话呢 Honey, I'm talking to someone
我靠 Fuck me.
她就是闪谷的珍珠 She is the pearl of Shining Vale.
当然了 你们还记得她长长的楼梯 Of course, you remember her grand staircase
一直通到门厅 leads us down to the foyer.
起居室 餐厅 家庭活动室 Living room, dining room, family room.
没有地下室 不过阁楼可以放很多东西 No basement, but the attic has plenty of storage.
我要用阁楼当我的写作室 I'm gonna be using the attic as my writing annex.
你是个作家 Oh, you're a writer!
有什么我可能读过的作品吗 Anything I might have read or seen?
你看过《克蕾西达：无拘无束》吗 Do you ever read "Cressida:Unbound"?
那是帕特的第一部小说 That was Pat's first novel.
女性小黄书啊 Oh! The lady porn.
那是什么时候了 20年前的吗 Huh. What was that... 20 years ago?
不是 是17年前 而且那也不是小黄书 No, it was 17, and it's not porn.
那是一个女性赋权的故事 It's a women's empowerment story
讲了一个性成瘾者做了很多糟糕的决定 about a sex addict that makes bad choices.
就是一部虚构小说 Just a complete work of fiction.
是虚构小说 -Mm. - It is fiction.
我就是这个意思 很棒的作品 That's what I'm saying. It's amazing work.
是虚构的 It's fiction.
我希望来到乡下 I'm hoping that being out in the country
可以让我再次找到灵感源泉 is gonna help me find my muse again.
这些老太太要讲的故事可多了 Oh. These old ladies have plenty of stories to tell.
他们就不要这架钢琴了吗 They're just gonna leave this piano, huh?
曾在大学的象牙塔里待过 Used to tickle the ivories at college.
我上的是宾夕法尼亚大学 - I went to Penn. - Mm.
所以 So, uh...
哦 它是坏的 Oh. It's dead.
我想问一下 这里真的好冷 Yeah, I have a question. It's-- it's really cold in here.
暖气还能用吗 Does the heat work?
应该能 你稍微等等 Uh, should be. Yeah, just give it a bit.
毕竟这房子都空置了将近两年 I mean, the house has been empty for nearly two years.
她可能还不习惯让别人 She's probably not used to having people
住进来 inside of her.
不管怎样 Anyway...ha.
欢迎来到闪谷 给 Welcome to Shining Vale. Here you go!
谢谢 Thank you.
拜 Bye.
她那么说这房子还真诡异 That was a really fucking weird way to put that,
-是不是 -不 - wasn't it? - No!
好了 And here we go.
我在棚子里找到了一把短柄斧 I found a hatchet out in the shed.
可能就是把斧子 Or maybe it was an axe.
短柄斧 还是斧子 我也搞不懂 Hatchet, axe--I - I don't know!
我只知道我去镇上弄了些木头 AlI I know is I went to town on some wood,
说实话 我感觉像变了个人 and honestly, I feel like a different man.
不知道我怎么这么冷 I don't know why I'm just so cold.
可能更年期到了 Maybe it's menopause.
更年期会让人发热 聪明鬼 Menopause makes you hot, wise-ass.
上桌不能带手机 No phones at the table.
我们这儿没桌子 所以 We don't have a table, so...
不 妈妈说得对 盖娜 No, no, no, Mom's right, Gaynor.
好了 大家放下手机 你也是 小伙子 Come on, phones down. Everybody--you too, mister.
开始吧 Let's go.
这是家庭娱乐时间 This is family time.
你们知道我希望什么吗 Hey, you know what I wish?
布鲁克林第二好的搬家公司没把 That Brooklyn's Second Best Movers didn't lose
-我们的餐桌弄丢 -不是 - our dining room table? - No...
罗克西没有在起居室拉粑粑 That Roxy didn't just take a shit in the living room?
该死 我刚才还去遛狗了 Damn it. I just walked her!
不是 等会儿再去收拾粑粑 No. You can clean up the poop later.
这是家庭时间 Just--this is family time.
我希望我们早就搬到这里来了 I wish we had done this a long time ago.
不过我想知道大家对这个新房子 But I wanna know what everybody's
最期待的是什么 looking most forward to in the new house.
我先说 I will start.
当我在棚子里劈木柴的时候 When I was out there in the shed chopping wood,
我好像看到河狸叫了 I saw what I think is beaver scat.
我想附近有条小溪 - I think we're near a creek.
杰克 你觉得我们俩去探索一下怎么样 Jake, what do you say you and I go exploring?
在外面 Outside?
对 去外面 Yes, outside.
好啊 Okay.
好 好 那我们就从那里开始 Okay! Okay. Let's build on that.
盖娜 你最期待什么 Gaynor, what're you looking most forward to?
摆脱束缚 Emancipation.
好吧 你的机会没了 帕特 Kay. You lose your turn. Pat?
显然 我希望的是 Well, um, I'm looking forward to
完成我的书 但是 finishing my book, obviously, but, um,
最重要的 是跟我的家人重新沟通 mostly...reconnecting with my family.
说得好 为了家人 Hear, hear. Family.
-大家干杯 -干杯 - Cheers all around. - Cheers.
好了 Okay.
-我们可以走了吗 -嗯 可以了 - Can we be excused? - Yeah, I think that's fine.
我们每天晚上都会来一次家庭聚会哦 We're gonna do this every night!
我们上床吧 Let's make love.
真的吗 Really?
自从你那什么之后我们就没有做过 Well, we haven't had any action since you f--
做爱 Fuh--fra--
我说不出口 I can't say it.
三个月前
我没有计划 I didn't plan it.
弗兰克过来 修水龙头 Frank came over to fix the-- the faucet.
他脱掉上衣 He took off his shirt,
然后接下来 就自然而然地发生了 and the- and the next thing you know, i- it just happened.
你还认识其他人修水龙头 Mm. You know anybody takes their shirt off
-会脱掉上衣吗 -我很抱歉 特里 - to fix a faucet? - Oh, I'm so sorry, Terry.
他根本就没修好水龙头 He didn't even fix the goddamn faucet.
我最近一直处于很低落的状态 It--I've been in a really dark place lately.
我 我都感觉不认识自己了 I-I don't--I don't e--I didn't feel like it was even me.
最近发生了什么变故吗 Has anything changed recently?
没 什么都没 No. Nothing!
我 我 I-I'm-I'm...
孩子们都十几岁了 所以他们都不太理我 my kids are teenagers, so they ignore me.
特里在工作 我一个人在家 Terry's at work, a-and I'm home alone
我们小小的公寓里 in our tiny, tiny apartment
只想写我的书 just trying to write my book.
日复一日 And every single day...
天天如此 is exactly the same.
这有什么 - And what is so wrong
不对吗 - with that? -
我只是非常悲伤 I'm just really fucking sad.
你们家有人患抑郁症吗 Is there depression in your family?
-她母亲精神异常 -天哪 - Her mother's psychotic. - My God.
你干嘛把我妈扯进来 Why would you bring my mom into this?
他问的是抑郁症 不是精神病 He asked about depression, not psychosis.
不是 你妈妈有抑郁吗 No, i-is your mom depressed?
是 她刚好也是 但是 Yes, she happens to be, but...
-还精神异常 -嗯 - and psychotic. - Hmm.
在那之前你有药物成瘾吗 或者 Have you been on drugs before or--
她以前完全是个酒鬼 She was a complete alcoholic.
那个算吗 - That count? - Mm.
我戒洒超过16年了 I've been sober for over 16 years.
对 我想给你开抗抑郁药 Right. I meant antidepressants, which,
鉴于你的病史和症状 given your history and symptoms,
我想应该从那里下手 uh...I think we should start there.
有什么副作用 Oh. What are the side effects?
短时间的 失眠 Short-term--insomnia,
长胖 性欲极度下降 weight gain, extreme drop in sexual desire.
-没问题 -我可以接受 - Yeah, looks good. - I could live with that.
帕特 Pat...
来嘛 来嘛 come on! Come on.
野人哈 Wild man. Ha.
帕蒂 Patty...
卡在我手表上了 It's hooked on my watch, okay?
该死 God damn it.
我被套住了 我的表 I'm hooked on the-- my watch.
-我卡住了 -我来帮你 - I'm stuck. Just-- - Let me help.
抓住上面 从那里拉 Reach- reach up and grab that right here.
好吧 你真是卡住了 Okay. Oh, you really are stuck.
-嗯 -这样吧 - Yeah-- - You know what?
我先把衣服拉下来 Let's just put it back on. Yeah.
好 好 Here. Okay, okay. Okay...
行了 There.
这样 要不你先上楼 Listen, why don't you go upstairs...
-嗯 -等我收拾一下 - Yeah? - And I'll be there
-就马上上来 -好 - right after I straighten up. Yeah.
然后你和我 And then you and me...
就在我们的新房里圆房 are gonna consecrate our new house.
好 Okay!
等不及了 Can't wait.
超爱这地方 Whoo! Love this place!
特里 Terry?
有人吗 Hello?
怎么 - What?
你需要去便便吗 - Do you have to go potty?
罗克西 别在房子里拉粑粑了 Roxy, do not shit in this house again.
特里 我看到楼下有人 Terry, I saw someone downstairs.
啊 在哪儿 Huh? Where?
-你看到房子里有人 -不是 她在后院 - You saw someone in the house? - No. She was in the backyard.
我当时在起居室 I was in the living room.
好吧 可是起居室 Okay, but the living room...
起居室看不到后院啊 the living room doesn't overlook the backyard.
不管那间房叫什么 Okay, whatever that room is
可是那里就是能看到后院 that- - that does overlook the backyard!
你说的是家庭娱乐室 You're talking about the family room.
好吧 我当时在家庭娱乐室 Okay, finel I- I was in the family room
她就在外面从窗户往里看 and she was outside looking in the window!
-她长什么样 -不知道 - What'd she look like? - I don't know!
她像是 那种过时的 She was-she was like... old-fashioned.
像你妈一样 Like your mother.
帕特 我妈妈看着可没那么老气 My mother isn't old-fashioned looking, Pat.
非要说的话 她很漂亮的 If anything, she's handsome.
我靠 特里 行了 Wha...Jesus, fuck, Terry! Okay!
-有个很漂亮的 -好吧 - There's a handsome-looking... - Okay...
-女人 不是你妈妈 -嘘 - Woman, not your mother... - Shh!
在娱乐室窗外徘徊 Hovering outside the family room window.
-好吧 -天哪 - Okay. - Oh, my God!
你说的是图书馆吗 Are you talking about the library?
快他妈下楼 Just fucking go downstairs!
外面什么都没有 Nothin'out there.
-你确定吗 -我啥都没看到 - Are you sure? - I didn't see anything.
没有异常啊 I mean, nothing unusual.
肯定是头鹿 Must've been a deer.
窗户离地面约三米高 The window is ten feet off the ground.
怎么可能是鹿 How could it be a deer?
那怎么可能是个漂亮女人 Well, how could it be a handsome woman?
我没说漂亮 我说老气 I didn't say handsome. I said old-fashioned.
我不知道你怎么以为 And I don't know why you think
我不知道鹿长什么样 I don't know what a deer looks like.
好吧 不管是什么 它都在外面 行吗 Okay, well, whatever it was, it's outside, okay?
明天我会雇人安装泛光灯 Tomorrow I'll hire somebody to put up floodlights.
-谢谢 -我们有过一个很好的杂工 - Thank you. - We had a very good handyman,
-不过显然 好吧 -我知道了 - but obviously-- okay. - I know, I got it.
这样吧 我还是亲自动手吧 You know what? I'll just do it myself.
你要去哪里 W-where are you going?
砍点木头 Chop some wood.
周 一
不行 Mm-mm. Mm-mm. No way.
怎么了 What?
你看起来像是为拍黄片去试镜 You look like you're auditioning for Pornhub.
拍黄片不用试镜 You don't audition for Pornhub.
前男友就会把你拍了上传 Your ex- boyfriend puts you on it.
你知道就好 Oh, I'm so happy you know that.
换了 Change.
杰克 放下手机 你的鞋子呢 Jake, put your phone down. Where are your shoes?
靠 Uh...shoot.
穿上鞋子 Put on shoes.
盖娜 穿上衣服 Gaynor, put on clothes.
这是你在新学校的第一天 It's your first day at a new school.
你不会想被称为 那种女的 You don't wanna be known as- as thatgirl.
你会知道的 对吧 I guess you would know, right?
这是我的吗 我对果酱过敏 Is this mine? I'm allergic to jelly.
不 亲爱的 你是对花生酱过敏 No, honey, you're allergic to peanut butter.
你不喜欢果酱而已 找你的鞋子去 You don't like jelly. Find your shoes.
什么叫我会知道的 What-- what do you mean, I would know?
没什么 你说我穿得像要给人吹箫 Nothing. You said I'm dressed for giving blow jobs.
你把面包皮切下来了 You cut the crust off?
那是三明治里我最喜欢吃的地方 That's my favorite part of the sandwich!
对不起 我忘了留面包皮 I-I'm sorry, I forgot about the crust.
-我没说过吹箫 -随便啦 妈妈 - I never said blow jobs. - Oh whatever, Mom!
这是酸面包吗 Is this even sourdough?
-你说我是个荡妇 -我不吃这个 我讨厌果酱 - You called me a slut. - I can't eat this--I hate jelly
-我喜欢面包皮 -我们都知道我们到底 - and I love crusts. - We all know the real reason
-为什么会在这 -天哪 住囗 - we're here! - Oh, my God, stop it!
我是你们的妈 我已经尽力做到最好了 I'm your mother, and I'm doing the best I can!
现在 给我上楼穿好衣服 Now, go upstairs and get dressed
别把你们在新学校的第一天 so your first day at a new school
弄成一场傻逼秀 isn't a complete fucking shit show!
-冷静点 我去换 -我会把果酱吃了的 - Chill out, I'll change. - I'll eat the jelly.
谢谢 Thank you.
真他妈差劲 This is so fucking lame.
能不能别再说他妈的了 Would you stop saying fuck so much?
-你听着像 -你吗 - You sound like a t-- - You?
不 你比我强 No. You're better than me.
比俺强 Better than I.
好吧 尽量别当个混球 Okay. Yep. Try not to be a dick.
好了 杰克 Okay, Jake,
放下手机 耳机摘掉 phone down, earbuds out.
盖娜 Gaynor. Gaynor?
记住我告诉你的 Remember what I told you.
知道了 要用保护措施 Yeah. Use protection
不是 也对 但是 No--uh, yes-- but--
好好选择 Make good choices
-我好紧张 -宝贝 别紧张 - I'm nervous. - Aw, honey, don't be nervous.
你会很棒的 You're gonna be great.
交个年龄相当的朋友 好吗 You make an age-appropriate friend, okay?
至少试着眼神交流 Or, at least try to make eye contact.
让我看看你的眼神交流 Let me-- let me see your eye contacts.
来 这里 Come on, right here.
好了 差不多了 AlI right, close enough.
找个人坐在一起 Find someone to sit with.
不是司机 宝贝 No, not the bus driver, honey--
妈的 Holy shit.
别紧张 我爱你们 Don't be nervous! I love you!
你 看着我们搬进来 You were...watching us move in.
我感觉到了什么东西 I sense something
它需要你 It wants you.
-你必须小心 -抱歉 我 - You must be careful. - Sorry, I-I-
我他妈的听不到 I can't fucking hear you.
嘘 shh--
好吧 AlI right.
每天做一件让你害怕的事 埃莉诺·罗斯福
几个词而已 It's just words.
别有压力 No pressure.
我操 Oh, fuck.
金 来电
嗨 金 Hi, Kam.
很高兴见到你 So happy to see you.
嘿 翠西 只想打电话问一下 Hey, Trish. Just wanted to check in.
书怎么样了 How's the book coming?
你会讨厌这里的 Ugh. You would hate it here.
你能相信我住在康涅狄格州吗 Can you believe that I live in Connecticut?
他们想让我放弃你这个客户 They want me to drop you as a client.
什么 你不能放弃我 What? You can't drop me.
我们就像姐妹一样 We-we're like sisters.
哈哈 是啊 我就是六年前 Ha. Yes, I'm the sister who paid you
付定金让你写小说后续的姐姐 an advance six years ago to write your follow-up novel,
而你 是我每次一提起 and you're the sister who, every time I bring it up,
就给我胡扯的妹妹 gives me bullshit.
我知道搞砸了 I know! It's fucked up.
它 It--
让我来解决这件事吧 Let me unfuck it for you.
如果我们下个月拿不到第一章 If we don't get the first chapter next month,
我就要把定金拿回来 I want the advance back.
翠西 Trish...
你可以的 you got this.
我可以的 I got this.
罗克西 你快把我吓死了 你这个小混蛋 Roxy, you scared the shit out of me, you little turd!
好了 Here ya go.
他妈的开什么玩笑 Fucking kidding me.
好了 罗克西 Okay, Roxy.
让开 Move.
帕特里夏 Patricia.
我四处查看了 I have looked around,
还是没看到任何人 and, once again, there's nobody here.
我不知道该怎么和你说 我听到耳语了 Well, I don't know what to tell you--I heard whispers.
真的吗 Really?
-你现在能听到吗 -听不到 - You hear them now? - No.
-别指手画脚的 -抱歉 - Don't patronize me! - Oh, I'm sorry.
我刚从城里花了250美元打出租车 I just took a $250 cab ride from the city
就因为你听到风吹动相框的声音 because you heard the wind knock over a picture frame.
看这些照片 看啊 Okay. Look at those pictures. Look!
那就是我在窗外看到的那个女入 That is the woman I saw outside the window
那就是路上的那个小女孩 and that's the little girl from the road.
我很确定那些都是和相框一起的 Pretty sure those came with the frame.
我不知道发生了什么 但是 I don't know what's happening, but...
这房子很不对劲 there's something very wrong with this house.
我记得我们第一次看到它时没有这么恐怖 I don't remember it being this creepy when we first saw it.
我也不记得罗宾告诉过我们 And I don't remember Robyn telling us
它空置了两年 it was vacant for two years.
我想我们应该搬回布鲁克林 I think we should move back to Brooklyn.
你觉得呢 What do you think?
我觉得 I think it's--
现在问我的看法太迟了 帕特 I think it's a little late to ask me what I think, Pat!
为了买这所房子 我们卖掉了一切 We sold everything to buy this house.
我还把养老金兑现了 I cashed in on my pension.
没有回头路了 There's no turning back.
-我们得想个办法 -我在努力 - We gotta make it work! - I'm trying!
是吗 其他人都在努力 Are you? Because everyone else is.
我老是听到和看到什么 所以 Well, I keep hearing and seeing shit, so...
除非我疯了 unless I'm going crazy...
天哪 Oh, God.
你觉得我疯了吗 Do you think I'm going crazy?
不 Nope.
我觉得你一直都很疯 Think you've always been crazy.
不 我是认真的 No, I'm serious.
我母亲患上精神病时和我现在一样大 My mother was my age when she went psychotic.
我已经遗传了她的多孔牙齿 I mean, I already got her porous teeth
还有嗜酒基因 and the alcohol gene.
要是我也遗传了她的精神病呢 What if I got her psychosis too?
亲爱的 Oh, honey, honey...
你不是你妈妈 Look. You're not your mother.
好吗 Okay?
你有点压力过大了 You're a little stressed out.
你需要锻炼 砍柴吧 You need to exercise. Chop wood!
对我很有用 It's workin'wonders for me.
我没时间 I don't have time.
我必须写完这本该死的书 I have to...finish this fucking book.
你猜怎么着 Then guess what.
你不会写的 You...won't write it.
金说如果我不写 Kam says if I don't write it,
就得还定金 I have to give the advance back.
你猜怎么着 你会写的 Then guess what. You will write it.
你会把自己锁在阁楼上 You will lock yourself in that attic,
然后写完那本书 and you will finish that book.
帕特 弄完你会好受多的 Pat, you're gonna feel so much better when you do.
如果我没有呢 What if I don't?
如果我变成 What if I'm just the...
余生都在阁楼上 the crazy lady banging around the attic
跑来跑去的疯女人呢 for the rest of her life?
不会的 Naw.
你是菲尔普斯家的人 You're a Phelps.
你无所不能 You can do anything.
万一不能呢 What if I can't?
那你猜怎么的 Then guess what.
我们就完犊子了 We're fucked.
周 五
克蕾西达：重燃
她的衣服还留有他的气味
拜托了 Please.
克蕾西达：重燃
不论房子里有什么 都像一根冰冷的手指进入了她体内
她浑身上下都试图反抗
冻住了她的伤口
与此大房子毫不相配
那也太 我不知道 That's-- I don't know.
你们为什么笑我 Why are you laughing at me?
我们不是在笑你 杰克 We're not laughing at you, Jake,
我们是在和你一起笑 太好笑了 We're laughing with you. It's funny.
有什么好笑的 What's funny?
嗨 亲爱的 Oh, hey, honey.
没什么 我们只是在聊天 It's nothing. We were just talking.
我想听个好笑话 I could use a good laugh.
有什么好笑的 特里 What's funny, Terry?
我加入了一个运动队 I joined a sports team.
-不错啊 -这项运动叫“挖矿争霸” - Yeah-- - The sport is Minecraft.
好吧 是很搞笑 Okay, that is funny.
我们有练习 我需要一张请假条 We have practices, and I need a permission slip,
-所以那是个运动 -得了吧 - so that's a sport. - Come on.
那是电子游戏 It's a video game!
孩子们 你们爸爸对运动了如指掌 Hey, kids, your dad knows all about sports.
他以前是啦啦队长 He was a cheer leader.
纠正一下 Excuse me!
我是欢呼队长 I was a yell leader.
我不想装逼 And I don't wanna make a big deal or brag,
不过我是宾夕法尼亚大学的 but I was the head yell leader
-欢呼队长 所以 -哦 - at Penn, so... - Oh.
那不是装逼 爸爸 That's not bragging, Dad.
那说明你在大学里没上过床 That's saying you didn't get laid in college.
盖娜 我只想对你说一件事 亲爱的 Gaynor, just one thing to say to you, sweetheart.
等等 Hold up!
等一下 Wait a minute!
让我来振奋精神吧 Let me put some spirit in itl
志在必得 Be aggressive!
志在 必得 B-E aggressive!
志在那个必得 B-E-A-G-G R-E-S-S-I-V-E!
-好耶 -志在必得 - Yes! - Be aggressivel
志在 必得 B-E aggressive!
志在那个必得 B-E-A-G-G R-E-S-S-I-V-E!
志在必得 Be aggressive!
志在 必得 - -B-E aggressive!
志在那个必得 B-E-A-G-G-R-E-S-S-I-V-E!
志在必得 Be aggressive!
志在 必得 B-E aggressive!
志在那个必得 B-E-A-G-G-R-E-S-S-I-V-E!
帕特里夏 Patricia.
特里 特里 Terry. Terry!
你听到了吗 Did you hear that?
可能是头鹿 Mm. It's probably a deer.
天哪 Oh, my God.
罗克西 那是奶奶的灯 Roxy, that's Grandma's lamp.
来吧 我们走 Come on, let's go.
好吧 Okay.
一泡屎 快点 One shit. Come on.
给妈妈来泡屎 One shit for Mommy.
罗克西 Roxy.
我的天哪 特里 Holy shit, Terry.
天哪 Oh, God.
天哪 God
我有一把斧头和一条狗 I have an axe and a dog.
罗克西 Roxy.
我有一把斧头 I have an axe!
好姑娘 Good girl.
拉得好 Good shit!
这里 罗克西 Here, Roxy.
帕特里夏 Patricia
你在我家干什么 What are you doing in my house?
特里 Terry!