我是坐到什么东东啊？ What am I sitting on?
"世界之顶"？ Top of the world?
"河堤码头"？ Dock of the bay?
想不出来了 I'm out.
- 喔 内裤 - 噢 - Oh, ew, undies! Oh. - Oh!
老实说 谁的？ All right, whose are they?
- 谁的？ - 不是我的 - Whose are they? - Not mine.
是乔伊的 一定是他的 Joey's. Got to be Joey's.
的确是我的 They're mine.
看吧 就是乔伊的 乔…伊的 See, Joey's. They're Joe-Joe-Joey's.
怎么会在这里？ Why are they here?
我不知道… I don't know, uh...
因为我是乔伊 I'm Joey.
我生性龌龊 I'm disgusting.
随便在别人家脱内裤 I take my underwear off in other people's homes.
快拿走 你有病啊？ Get them out of here. What's wrong with you?
- 对啊 - 好嗯 - Yeah. - Yeah.
- 拿去啊 - 好… - Take them! - I got them.
乔伊 你干嘛不敢碰 这是你自己的内裤 You can touch them. They're yours.
钱德 借步说话 Chandler? A word?
好 Yeah.
我受够了 不想再帮你们说谎了 这种鸟事不能再发生了 啊 I'm tired of covering for you two. This has got to stop. Aah.
而且还是白色紧身三角裤？你8岁吗？ Tighty-whiteys? What are you, 8?
谢谢你 乔伊 感激不尽 Thank you, Joey, so much.
我一点都不情愿 You're not welcome, okay?
我讨厌这样 你们总是害我出丑 Look, I hate this. You guys keep embarrassing me.
昨天瑞秋在这里的浴室 看到你的剃毛刀 Yesterday, Rachel found your razor in our bathroom.
我不知道怎么回答 只好说是我要在话剧里演女人 I said it was mine, and that I was playing a woman in a play.
结果还得一不做二不休 Then one thing led to another and...
哇 连脚踝周围都剃光了 那里很不好刮耶 And around the ankles, that is a tough spot.
没错 告诉你们 我不能… It was. All right, listen...
要说谎我们也不好受 All this lying has been hard on us too.
是喔 不过至少你们有上床 Yeah, I bet all the sex makes it easier.
那倒是 Yeah, actually.
我们下次一定会更小心 We'll be more careful.
因为我们实在太顺利了 所以还不想让别人知道 We don't want them to know, because it's going really well.
搞不好就是保密才能这么顺利 And maybe it's going well because it's a secret.
我知道你觉得很怪 但我们都不太会处理感情问题 It sounds weird, but we're so bad at relationships.
- 没错 帮帮忙 - 拜托 - We are. Help us. - Help.
好吧 不过你要跟我上床一次 All right. But you do it with me once.
乔伊 Joey!
就知道你不肯 Didn't think so.
- 嘿 菲比 - 嗨 菲比 - Hey, Phoebe. - Hey, Pheebs.
你在看什么？ What are you reading?
额 《呼哮山庄》 Um, Wuthering Heights.
我在纽恩大学上文学课 明天之前必须看完第一章 I have to finish it by tomorrow for my literature class.
我不知道你在上课 真酷 You're taking a class? That's so cool.
上次上拉梅兹的课很好玩 I really liked that Lamaze class I took.
所以我决定换堂课来上上 换个比较要用脑袋的 I thought this time I'd go for something more intellectual...
期末考又不用那么痛苦的 ...with a less painful final exam.
听起来很有意思 That sounds like fun.
对 你也可以一起来 Oh, you should come with me!
就有人可以跟我一起坐了 Then I'll have someone to sit with.
好啊 Okay.
不过你有时问看书吗？ Yay! Okay. Ooh, but, do you have time to read it?
我高中就念过那本了 I read it in school.
一定很好玩 嘘 先让我看完 This is going to be so much fun! Shh. I have to finish.
嗨 Hi.
嗨 你怎么啦？ What's wrong, buddy?
有同事偷吃我的三明治 Someone at work ate my sandwich.
条子怎么说？ What did the police say?
那是感恩节剩下的三明治 My Thanksgiving leftover sandwich.
竟然给人偷吃掉 I can't believe someone ate it.
不过是个三明治嘛 It's just a sandwich.
不过是个三明治？ Just a sandwich?
我今年30岁 好吗？ I am 30 years old, okay?
已经离婚两次还没地方可住 I'll be divorced twice and I got evicted.
三明治在我的生命里是唯一的好东西 That sandwich was the only good thing in my life!
我唯一美好的事物 竟然给人偷吃掉 Someone ate the only good thing going on in my life!
我还有材料可以再做一个 I have enough for one more sandwich.
我本来自己要吃… I was going to eat it myself, but...
太好了 真是谢谢你 Mon, that would be incredible. Thank you so much.
我到现在还不相信有人偷吃了 I still can't believe someone ate it!
我还留了一张纸条在上面 Look, I left a note and everything.
""敲-敲" 谁啊？ "Knock-knock." "Who's there?"
"罗斯盖勒的午餐" "Ross Geller's lunch."
"那个罗斯盖勒的午餐？" "Ross Geller's lunch, who?"
"这是罗斯盖勒的午餐 请勿偷走我 好吗？" "Ross Geller's lunch. Please don't take me. Okay?"
你没被扁就该偷笑了 I'm surprised you didn't wear it home. Ha-ha-ha.
不想让别人偷吃你的东西？那就得吓吓他们 Want to keep your food? Scare people off.
这是我在街头流浪学到的 I learned that on the street.
真的？ Really?
你会怎么说 菲比？ What would you say, Pheebs?
例如"脏手少碰我的馊水" Stuff like, uh, "Keep your mitts off my grub."
罗斯 你以为菲比 当年是在演《安妮》吗？ Do you picture Phoebe on the street with the entire cast of Annie?
贴上这张纸条就没人敢偷吃了 This'll keep them away from your stuff.
哇… Whoa!
菲比 你真狠 Phoebe, you are a badass!
下次再告诉你们 我拿刀捅条子的事 Someday I'll tell you how I stabbed the cop.
- 菲比 - 是他先捅我的 - Phoebe. - He stabbed me first!
布朗蒂姐妹是当代的杰出女性 The Brontë sisters were remarkable women for their time.
当时是父系社会 They lived in a patriarchal society.
抱歉迟到了 因为我太晚出门 Sorry I'm late, but I left late.
- 额 - 好吧 - Ahem. - Okay.
菲比 这本书在说什么？ So, what is the book about?
你说你高中念过 Didn't you read it in high school?
对 后来我想起我开始看时 正好碰上要为球队打气 I started it, but then there was this pep rally.
我又是啦啦队的队长 And I was on top of the pyramid.
就是这样啦 额… But anyway, um...
到底在说什么？ ...what's the book about?
这是凯西跟希克里夫的悲惨爱情故事 It's a tragic love story between Cathy and Heathcliff.
故事发生在英国一座恐怖的山庄 It takes place on these creepy moors in England.
场景就代表男主角性格中狂野的一面 Which I think represent the wildness of Heathcliff's character.
我对象征主义很有一套 I totally get symbolism.
这本书的主题是什么？ How would you characterize the theme of this book?
看看找谁…瑞秋葛林 Uh, let's see... Rachel Green?
嗯 额 Ahem, um...
我不得不说这是个悲惨的爱情故事 I would have to say that it's a tragic love story.
非常明显 不过你说得也没错 That's sort of a given...
还有谁有意见？ ...but, yes. Anyone else?
还有象征性的意义 Oh, oh, oh. Symbolism!
狂野的场景… And the wildness of the moors...
我觉得反映出… ...which I think, is mirrored...
男主角性格中桀骜的一面 ...in the wildness of, uh, Heathcliff's character.
非常好 瑞秋读得相当透彻 Excellent! What Rachel has shrewdly observed here...
你根本就是照我说的回答 You completely stole my answer!
亲爱的 随便看看就知道了 Honey, that was pretty obvious.
你哪晓得？你根本没看过 How would you know? You didn't read it!
你有何意见呢？穿蓝衬衫这位同学？ What do you think? Uh, you in the blue shirt?
我认为这个问题 有很多可能的答案 I think that, um, yours is a question with many possible answers.
你愿意说一个吗？ Would you care to venture one?
你是重复我的话吗？ Are you just repeating me?
好吧 我们继续 All right. Let's move on.
好 Okay, then.
你为什么不直接说你没看过？ Why didn't you say you hadn't read the book?
我不希望他认为我很蠢 I didn't want him to think I was stupid.
这次真的很尴尬 你发生了什么事 That was really embarrassing, what happened to you.
- 菲比 - 什么？ - Phoebe! Phoebe! - Yeah?
你那张纸条真是了不起 Your note?
太神奇了 Amazing!
不但没人敢碰我的三明治 Not only did no one touch my sandwich...
而且还开始对我敬畏三分 ...but people at work are actually afraid of me.
还有人叫我"疯子" A guy called me "Mental."
"疯子盖勒" "Mental Geller."
我一直梦想有这种超酷的外号 I've always wanted a cool nickname like that.
以前你最酷的外号 就是"尿裤子盖勒" The best you got in high school was, uh, "Wet Pants Geller."
那是饮水机喷到的 好吗？ It was the water fountain, okay?
反正… Anyway...
现在有人愿意帮我写报告… ...people are writing reports for me...
我爱什么时候交就什么时候交 ...uh, pushing back deadlines to fit my schedule.
原来对人耍狠就可以呼风唤雨 I tell you, you get tough with people...
和你得到你想要的任何东西 ...and you can get anything you want.
崔比亚尼 咖啡拿来 Hey, Tribbiani! Give me that coffee! Now!
今天真有意思 This was really fun.
我本来还怀疑你会不会约我 I've been wondering if you'd ask me out.
你还在怀疑吗？ So you, uh, still wondering?
不 我们刚刚才约过会啊 No. We just went out.
你真聪明 You're smart.
我喜欢 I like that.
噢 Oh.
还有蜡烛啊 Oh, candles!
这是什么？毯子？ What is that, a blanket?
摄影机？我的天啊 A video camera? Oh, my God!
不是这样… 等等啊 No, no, no. Wait.
不敢相信你竟然在第一次约会 就想拍下我们上床过程 I can't believe you thought you'd tape us having sex on the first date!
你好 Hi.
乔伊 她刚说的… Joey, is what she just said, um...
天啊 Oh, my God!
你还真打算… You're actually going...
这是怎么回事？ What is going on here?
而且钱德还在家 你是… 变态吗？ And with Chandler in the next room. What are you, sick?
我是乔伊啊 I'm Joey.
我本来就很恶心 I mean, I'm disgusting.
还拍低成本的色情片 I make low-budget adult films.
额 Huh.
你们答应我要更小心的 You promised to be more careful!
乔伊的好名声都给你们毁了 The good Joey name's been dragged through the mud!
对不起 抱歉 We're so sorry.
我要把你们的事情说出去 I'm telling everyone.
否则内裤跟摄影机的事情 只会让人觉得我是变态猪猡 It's the only explanation that doesn't make me look like a pig!
等一下 一定有其他方法 No, there's a better explanation.
你可以说你在拍色情片 因为你在… Tell them you had to make an adult film for your...
上色情片的课 ...adult film class.
这理由还不错 但是不行 I like that. But no!
瑞秋在你家 发现我内裤的事又怎么说？ How does that explain my underwear at your place?
不知道 I don't know.
看来你们得出来承认了 Get ready to come out of the non-gay closet.
拜托你等等 我保证一定会想出理由 I promise to come up with something. Just give us time.
好吧 All right.
最好让我保住面子 But it better make me look really good.
还有… And another thing...
摄影机？ The video camera?
了不起 Nice!
罗斯 Ross?
可以跟你谈谈吗？ May I have a word?
当然 唐诺 Of course, Donald.
有同事抱怨你最近脾气火爆 We've been getting reports of very angry behavior on your part.
- 什么？ - 恐吓信 - What? - Threatening letters...
写信威胁大家 拒绝按时交报告 ...refusal to meet deadlines.
还有人叫你是"疯子" Apparently people now call you Mental.
是啊 Yeah.
我们希望你找精神科医生谈谈 We want you to speak to a psychiatrist.
不 你… Oh, no. Uh, you...
你不懂 其实是误会 You don't understand. This is so silly.
一切要从我的三明治说起 Um, this is all just because of a sandwich.
三明治？ A sandwich?
我妹妹非常会做火鸡三明治 You see, my sister makes these amazing turkey sandwiches.
她的秘诀就是 多夹一片浸过肉汁的面包在中问 Her secret is, she puts an extra slice of gravy-soaked bread in the middle.
我称那片为"多汁秘方" I call it "The Moistmaker."
有一次我把三明治放在冰箱 Anyway, I put my sandwich in the fridge...
你知道吗？什么？ Ha-ha-ha. Oh, you know what?
对不起 I'm sorry.
应该是我吃掉了 I believe I ate that.
你吃了我的三明治？ You ate my sandwich?
我一时看错 谁都可能拿错 A simple mistake. It can happen to anyone.
是吗？ Oh, really?
难道你的三明治 也有"多汁秘方"？ Did you confuse it with your own turkey sandwich with a Moistmaker?
不 我… No, I...
你也许还记得 Do you, perhaps, remember...
那字条上写的是什么？ ...seeing a note on top of it?
我以为那是有人开玩笑或是随手写的打油诗 There may have been a joke or limerick of some kind.
上面清楚写着… That said it was...
那是我的三明治 ...my sandwich!
你别激动 Now calm down.
可以到我办公室找找 可能垃圾筒里还有剩 Look in my office. Some may be in the trash.
什么？ What?
那个三明治很大 我必须丢掉一大半 It was quite large. I had to throw most of it away.
你丢掉我的三明治 You threw my sandwich away?
我的三明治 My sandwich?
- 嗨 - 嗨 - Hi. - Hi.
这本书在讲什么？ What's this book about?
你这本也没看？ You didn't read it, either?
我本来要看 结果看了别本书 I was going to, but I, uh, accidentally read something else.
- 什么？ - 《时尚杂志》 - What? - Vogue.
跟我说 这本《简爱》是在说什么？ So tell me about Jane Eyre.
不行 你应该自己看 No, read it yourself.
菲比 别这么假正经嘛 Come on, don't be such a goody-goody.
好吧 Fine.
好吧 那么简爱呢？ All right. So Jane Eyre?
你会以为她是女人 其实她不是 First you'd think she's a woman, but she's not.
她是生化人 She's a cyborg.
生化人？就是机器人？ A cyborg? Isn't that like a robot?
这本书在当时超级先进 This book was light years ahead of its time.
抱歉迟到 开始上课吧 Sorry I'm late. Let's get started.
大家对《简爱》有何感想？ What did you think of Jane Eyre?
瑞秋刚跟我讨论过 她有些看法非常有趣 Um, Rachel and I were discussing it, and she had very interesting insights.
请说 瑞秋 Go ahead, Rachel.
谢谢你 菲比 Um, thank you, Phoebe.
《简爱》最让我震惊的就是… What struck me most when reading Jane Eyre...
这本书非常惊世骇俗 ...was, uh, how the book was so ahead of its time.
如果你指的是女性主义 这么说也成 If you're talking about feminism, I think you're right.
当然有写到女性主义 不过还有机器人 Well, feminism, yes. But also the robots.
- 嘿 - 嘿 - Hey. - Hey.
既然上次拍摄不成功 Since that video camera thing didn't work out...
我先给你一点预告片段 ...I thought that I would give you just a little preview.
你在照片中没穿衣服 You're naked!
我知道 I know!
罗斯？ Ross?
钱德 Hey, Chandler.
摩妮卡 Monica!
罗斯 你没事吧？ Are you okay?
我很好 I'm fine.
我今天上班去看过精神医生 I saw a psychiatrist at work today.
为什么？ Why?
因为我脾气太暴躁 On account of my rage.
而且最近越来越严重 Which, if I may say, right now is out of control.
所以他开药丸给我 He gave me a pill for it.
药丸？ A pill?
医生说我对上司大吼大叫 Uh-huh. When the psychiatrist told me to take a leave of absence...
所以应该请假 我又开始暴跳如雷 ...because I yelled at my boss, I started to get worked up again.
所以他要我吃颗镇定剂 So he offered me a tranquilizer.
我觉得这主意不错 And I thought it was a good idea.
所以就吃了 So I took it.
等等 他们逼你请假？ They're making you take time off work?
而且你也同意？ And you're okay with that?
我不晓得 I don't know.
刚开始不工作可能不习惯 It's going to be weird not having a job for a while.
不过我已经不在乎三明治了 But I definitely don't care about my sandwich.
我丢脸丢大了 你竟然还让我一直说下去 It's so embarrassing! I can't believe you let me go on like that!
对不起 I'm sorry.
你把简爱比成机器战警 实在太爆笑了 It was so funny when you compared Jane Eyre to Robocop.
一点也不好笑 That was not funny!
我太气了好吗？你根本不想好好上课 I snapped, okay? You weren't taking the class seriously.
菲比 这有什么了不起？ Come on! What is the big deal?
我以为我们就是一起出去上课打发时间闹着玩 I thought it'd be something we could do together.
我认为它会很有趣 I thought it would be fun.
好玩很重要 Fun is good.
但是我也想学点东西 But I also wanted to learn.
大家老说在高中学东学西 我却没上过高中 People talk about what they learned in high school. I never went.
哦 Oh.
所以你真的想学东西 So you really wanted to learn.
但是 菲比 我只想找点乐子 You know, Pheebs, I just wanted to have fun.
你知道你该拉谁去吗？ You know who should go?
我知道… I know! I know! I know!
摩妮卡 问题是你提的 Monica, you asked the question.
哦 耶 Oh, yeah.
天啊 是摩妮卡 Oh, my God, that's Monica!
不是这样… 你别误会 Oh, no, no, no!
离我远点 你这个大变态 You get away from me, you sick, sick, sicko!
怎么啦？ What's going on?
乔伊有偷窥癖 Joey has got a secret peephole!
天啊… Oh, no, no, no, no!
对 他有摩妮卡的裸体照片 He has a naked picture of Monica!
他拍下我们裸体的样子 还一边吃鸡块一边看 He takes naked pictures of us, then he eats chicken and looks at them!
- 你们看 - 那是我老妹耶 - Look. - Oh! Dude, that's my sister!
给我 Give me that!
等下 大家先别激动 好吗？ Wait! Everybody calm down, okay?
要给我们的老友乔伊 有机会解释他为何如此变态 Let's give our friend a chance to explain why he's such a big pervert!
我不是变态好吗？ I am not a pervert, okay?
只是… It's just...
我只是… I just kind of...
我可以帮他解释 I think I can explain this.
谢谢 Thank you.
乔伊是性爱狂 Joey's a sex addict.
什么？才怪 What? No, I'm not!
没关系 不怪你 It's okay! It's good!
这只是一种病 It's a disease.
胡说 我才不是性爱狂 I am not a sex addict!
你明明就是 Yes, you are!
这才能解释最近这一连串的事 That's the only way to explain all this stuff!
事实不是这样 No, it isn't. It's not.
你也可以说出真相 Because you could also explain it with the truth!
什么真相？ What is the truth?
- 怎么回事？ - 你在说什么？ - What's up? - What's going on?
我跟摩妮卡上床了 I slept with Monica.
听听大家怎么说？ Well, let's see what everybody thinks of that.
天啊 Oh, no.
你跟我老妹上床？ You slept with my sister?
额 对 但是只是… Uh, yes, but it was...
我们在伦敦发生过一次 We just did it once, uh, in London.
这会让我开始抓狂 This is not good for my rage.
摩妮卡 Monica.
是真的吗？ Is this true?
当然是真的 Of course, it's true.
否则怎么解释这些怪事？ How else would you explain all the weird stuff that's been going on?
是真的 Yes, it's true.
如果只发生过一次 你的内裤怎么会出现在我们家？ If it happened once, how come we found your underwear in our apartment?
额… 噢 Uh... Oh!
那件内裤是我当天在伦敦穿的 That was the underwear I was wearing that night in London.
对不对 摩妮卡？ Right, Monica?
我想留下来… I guess I wanted to keep it...
当纪念品 ...as a souvenir.
天啊 摩妮卡 My God, Monica!
你确定乔伊？你确定你不是性爱狂？ Are you sure you're not just a sex addict?
不 No!
要是有人是性爱狂 那也是摩妮卡 If anyone's a sex addict here, it's Monica.
没错 打从我们自伦敦回来 她就想再勾引我上床 She has been trying to get me back in the sack ever since London!
所以她才拍裸照给你 That's why she gave you a naked picture of herself.
这样说得通 That makes sense.
录影机呢？ And the video camera?
摩妮卡？ Uh, Monica?
我架好录影机是为了引诱乔伊上钩 I guess I set up the video camera to try and entice Joey.
可惜我不吃这套 But, sadly, I could not be enticed.
不可思议 Unbelievable!
你还留下乔伊的内裤？ You really kept Joey's underwear?
为什么？你为什么这么做？ Why? Why would you do that?
因为我是摩妮卡 I'm Monica.
生性下流 I'm disgusting.
我会跟踪男人 留下他们的内裤 I stalk guys and keep their underpants.
好吧 Well...
现在终于知道谁是恶心鬼了 I think we've all learned who's disgusting and who's not.
啊？ Huh?
好了 All right.
我要开始吃炸鸡了 Now, I'm going to get back to my bucket.
我只吃鸡皮 你们可以吃鸡肉 I'm only eating the skin, so the chicken's up for grabs.
你说得很有道理 You were making a good point.
可惜后来被打断 I mean, till you got cut off.
我知道 那个摩妮卡那里有病啊？ What's up with that girl Monica?
谁晓得？她不是我朋友 I don't know. I didn't come with her.
好消息 各位 你们猜怎么了？ Hey, everybody! Everybody, guess what!
我说服卡尔下周考试 I just convinced Carl to give us a test.
考试？ Test?
闲心点 有考试才有进步 Come on! Tests make us all better learners!
对了 应该考申论题 Oh, yeah! We should have essay questions!