《绝望的主妇》 前情提要 Previously on Desperate Housewives:
维克多表明了心声 Victor made himself perfectly clear.
只要是真心想要得到何物 我从未失手 Whenever I've truly wanted something, I've always gotten it.
布里要避避风头 Bree needed to get away.
我们去度蜜月了 We're finally taking our honeymoon.
苏珊等不及发问 Susan couldn't wait to pop the question.
你会娶我吗 Will you marry me?
勒奈特得知了噩耗 Lynette received shocking news.
你看这里 可能是淋巴肿瘤 You can see this. It could be lymphoma.
你为什么如此不愿对我作出承诺 Why are you reluctant to make a commit to me?
因为我不爱你 Because I'm not in love with you.
而伊迪 Edie...
要是一起生个宝宝如何 What if we tried to have a baby?
下险着订立婚约 engaged in a dangerous deception.
当加布丽尔·索利斯答应嫁给维克多·朗 When Gabrielle Solis agreed to marry Victor Lang,
她决定举办一个很传统的婚礼 she was determined to have a very traditional wedding.
她更想当一个很传统的新娘 She was even more determined to be a very traditional bride.
于是 她乳沟间的方巾是借来的 To that end, the handkerchief in her cleavage was borrowed,
腿上的吊带袜是蓝色的 the garter on her leg was blue
而钻石耳坠也选用了老款 and the diamonds on her ears were old.
令加布丽尔不悦的是 有件东西却漏了 But sadly for Gabrielle, something was missing.
于是她准备要传统地发作一番 And she was about to throw a traditional fit.
已经过了三点了 It is after three!
布里带着我的新东西去哪了 Where the hell is Bree with my something new?
我知道她的航班是准点落地的 I know her plane landed on time.
她随时都有可能抵达 She'll probably be here any second.
我答应此事前就应该好好考虑清楚 I should have my head examined for agreeing to this.
谁在乎什么瑞士来的珠宝 Who the hell cares about Swiss jewelry anyway?
加布 布里千里迢迢给你买来手镯 Gabby, Bree went out of her way to buy you that bracelet.
当然 今天是本年最热的一天了 Of course it's the hottest day of the year.
外面的宾客都汗如雨下 All the guests are out there sweating like pigs.
照这样下去 我的酒会就快变成 On this rate, my reception's going to look like
波士顿马拉松赛的终点线了 the finish line of the Boston Marathon.
你要是这么抓狂 就别戴手镯结婚了 If you're that freaked out, get married without the bracelet.
你疯了吗 Are you out of your mind?
我可不能在没有"新物"的情况下结婚 Can't get married without my "something new."
我有个主意 我昨天新买了唇膏 Oh, I have an idea. I just got a lipstick yesterday.
你戴着这个吧 You could wear that.
我付了500元请化妆师给我化妆 I just paid a makeup artist 500 bucks to do my face.
你不会以为 我想花着脸膛出去 Do you think I want to march down the aisle
像吃了冰棍的一样 looking like I ate a popsicle?
好吧 今天你最大 我不计较了 OK, it's your big day, so I'm gonna let that slide.
天哪 都过了10分了 布里从不迟到的 God, it is ten after, and Bree is never late!
她能去哪啊 Where can she be?
好吧 那这样 All right, that's it.
等我盘好头发 After I finish zhuzhing my hair,
告诉牧师婚礼开始 tell the preacher it's showtime.
我简直不敢相信我的婚礼已经毁了 I can't believe my wedding's already ruined
而且竟然还没开始 and it hasn't even started.
我有点开始担心布里了 I am starting to get worried about Bree.
我们应该打个电话 Maybe we should call.
是的 我打她手机 Yeah, I'm calling her cell.
-电话响了 -太好了 - It's ringing. - Oh, good.
布里 Bree!
-女士们 你们好 -是布里吗 - Hello, ladies. - Is that Bree?
她最好别空着手进来 She better not have come empty-handed.
不 我没有 Oh, I didn't.
正如其许诺 布里携带新东西而来 As promised, Bree had arrived with something new.
不是吧 Holy crap.
同时她也带来了手镯 And she also... brought the bracelet.
三天前
家人 没什么比他们更重要了 Family. There is nothing more important.
有些人让我们在幸福的时光里 They are the ones we want to laugh with
与之共欢 during the good times.
也有人在困难的时候 与我们携手共渡 And the ones we need to console us during the bad.
即使到了那一刻 And even though the time comes
他们必须离开我们 when they have to leave us...
他们的言语却时刻余音绕梁 ... their voices still linger in our minds.
而有时候 我们只有好好听着 And, sometimes, we can't help but listen.
你正在编制混乱的关系网 Tangled web. That's what you're weaving.
别烦我 妈妈 Oh, beat it, Mother.
你真以为借此题能奏效吗 Really think this scheme of yours is gonna work?
当然可以 瞧瞧他 Of course it will. Look at him.
他其实早就爱上我了 He's practically in love with me already.
那是因为他以为你要和他一起生孩子 That's because he thinks you're gonna give him a baby.
若是等他发现你还在吃避孕药 Wait till he finds out you're still on the pill.
闭嘴 行吗 Shut up, would you?
我只是感谢上帝 你老爸不用看到这些 I just thank the good Lord your father didn't live to see this.
你不也是么 Well, neither did you!
你在拖车里看着游戏节目秀孤独地死去 You died alone in a trailer park watching game shows.
我为什么要听你的 And why should I listen to you?
因为我知道你会面临什么 小姐 'Cause I know what's waiting for you, missy.
他和其他人一样会离开你 This one's gonna leave you like all the others.
你会孤独终老 就像我一样 You're going to end up old and alone, just like I did.
卡洛斯 卡洛斯 Carlos? Carlos!
在楼下 宝贝 Down here, babe!
我在给你做水果冰沙 I'm making you a fruit smoothie.
-鸡肉还是鱼肉 -什么 - Chicken or fish? - What?
我还没收到你的回复卡 鸡肉还是鱼肉 I haven't gotten your reply card. Chicken or fish?
-对了 你的婚礼 我去不了 -为什么 - Oh, right, your wedding. I can't go. - Why not?
我是厄运 瞧瞧你上一段婚姻是如何收场的 I'm a jinx. Look how your last marriage turned out.
拜托 加布 我们都知道我去了会很怪 Come on, Gabby, we both know it'd be weird if I went.
好吧 或许是有点 但你不去就更怪了 OK, maybe a little. But it'll be weirder if you don't.
-你说什么 -每个人都知道你和伊迪同居 - Excuse me? - Look, everyone knows you living with Edie.
如果她一个人来 If she shows up alone,
大家会认为我叫她不要带你出席 people'll think I asked her not to bring you,
好像我很介意你们俩在一起 like it bugs me you guys are together.
但确实如此 你发现时暴跳如雷 Well it does. But, you hit the roof when you found out.
所以我才要让大家知道我已经无所谓了 Which is why I have to show people that I'm OK with it!
拜托了 就当是送我的结婚礼物 Please. Just consider it my wedding gift.
好吧 但典礼我就不去了 OK. But I'm skipping the ceremony.
什么 你只去酒会吗 那可不行 What? And just go to the reception? You can't do that!
我可不想制造这样的场景 Well, I don't want to make a scene.
你高呼"至死不渝" 而我却笑出声来 You'll vow "till death do us part," I'll bust out laughing,
大伙看着我们 people will stare...
酒会四点开始 The reception starts at four.
我在想用巧克力瀑布 I'm thinking a chocolate fountain would
作为甜品自助的中心是很棒的 be a cool centerpiece to a dessert buffet.
甜品自助 我们不是有蛋糕了吗 Dessert buffet? We're having a wedding cake, right?
-那个不算甜品吗 -你得给宾客们有选择才行 - Isn't that dessert? - You have to give people a choice.
你不觉得巧克力瀑布很雅致吗 Don't you think a chocolate fountain'd be elegant?
不知道 你穿着白色婚纱 溶化的巧克力 I don't know. You, a big white dress, melted chocolate.
只有我看到危险性了吗 Am I the only one hearing alarm bells?
好吧 跳过巧克力 Fine, we'll skip the chocolate.
改成香槟塔如何 How about a champagne fountain?
我知道了 Oh, I know.
我们可以让香槟沿着冰雕滑下来 We can make the champagne flow through the ice sculpture.
你不觉得我们太奢侈了吗 Don't you think we might be going over the top?
麦克 这些都是标准的婚礼配备 Mike, these are all fairly standard wedding features.
你说说你觉得哪项最过头了 Now you name one thing that you think is going over the top.
放鸽人那项 How about the dove wrangler?
鸽子可不会自己放飞自己的 The doves are not going to release themselves.
我们真的要40只鸽子吗 Do we really need 40 of them?
我知道你觉得我很傻 OK, I know that you think that I'm being silly,
但我们所有的朋友都去参加布里的婚礼 but all of our friends went to Bree's wedding,
现在又轮到加布 两个月后 and now Gabby's. Two months from now,
我们难道要给人家留下糟糕的印象吗 do we want them thinking ours wasn't as nice?
我觉得我们的朋友 才不会进行 It seems to me our friends wouldn't be there to make
无趣的攀比 petty comparisons.
他们过来是祝贺我们的爱 They'd be there to celebrate our love.
你会这么想 但并非如此 You would think that, but no.
拜托 这件事 Come on, this is something that
我们共同期盼了许久 we have both looked forward to for so long.
你不希望婚礼完美一些吗 Don't you want it to be perfect?
好吧 但关于鸽子 Oh, I guess. About the doves, though.
怎么了 What?
你穿着婚纱 40只鸟在头顶盘旋 You in a wedding gown, 40 birds circling overhead?
再次提醒 这不是没可能的 Again, not liking those odds.
这不像听上去那么糟糕 Oh, it's not as bad as it sounds.
这是霍奇金淋巴瘤 It's Hodgkin's Lymphoma
显然 若你们真要得肿瘤 and, apparently, if you're going to get lymphoma,
还是这种要好一些 that's the kind you want.
给我安静点 孩子们 Hey, you want to hold it down up there, kids?
我在和你们露希阿姨打电话 谢谢 I'm trying to talk to your Aunt Lucy! Thank you.
不管怎样 我知道我说过 Anyway, I know I said that
我们六月会来拜访你 we would come and visit you this June,
但我那时肯定头昏眼花 还会因化疗而秃头 所以 but I'll be a little woozy and bald from the chemo, so...
感谢你的理解 还有一件事 Oh, thanks for understanding. Oh, one more thing.
我们的医疗保险减了不少 Our insurance policy has a really high deductible,
我们经济上有点困难 so we are strapped financially,
我想问一下 如果可能的话 你和戴夫 and I was wondering if maybe you and Dave
或许可以 might be able to...
真的吗 Oh, really?
不 我才不去问妈妈 No, I am not asking Mom.
她完全不知此事 She doesn't know about any of this,
所以不要告诉她 知道吗 so don't you tell her, OK?
我们会好的 我爱你 再见 We'll be fine. I love you. Bye.
我就知道问她借钱没门 I take it that's a no on the loan.
是的 戴夫在厂里丢了工作 Yep, Dave lost his job at the plant,
他现在在一架炸鸡餐厅 and he is now handing out fliers
派发传单 而且你别惊讶 at a chicken restaurant and, prepare to wince,
还得穿成一只鸡 there is a chicken suit involved.
我们去哪凑这一万美元 Where are we gonna find this $10,000?
你让我来处理 You leave that to me.
我要你好好保养 I want you to focus on getting better.
-但宝贝 -我会凑来的 - But honey... - I will find it.
同时 我们也要做出牺牲 Meanwhile, we'll make some sacrifices around here.
我的网球俱乐部的会员本月到期 My tennis club membership is up this month.
不再续了 I'm not renewing.
你背部手术做完后还能打网球吗 Should you be playing tennis after your back surgery?
应该不能 Probably not.
基于这一精神 Well, in that spirit,
等我开始化疗后 我就不用洗发水了 as soon as I start chemo, I will be giving up shampoo.
谢谢 出租车来了 OK, thanks. Taxi's here.
你确定准备回去了吗 Are you sure you're ready to go back?
我们可以再等一周 We could wait another week.
不行 有加布小姐的婚礼 我没事的 And miss Gabby's wedding? No, I'll be fine.
这是你参加典礼时穿的礼服吗 Is this the dress you were thinking for the ceremony?
是的 Yes.
好的 我用纸包好 这样就不会皱了 Oh, good. I'll fold it in tissue so it doesn't wrinkle.
亲爱的 我不值得你这样 Oh, darling. I don't deserve you.
拜托 我们说好的 不许再哭了 Oh, come on, we agreed, no more tears.
让你承受这些 我实在很抱歉 I'm so sorry to be putting you through this.
你要是一走了之 再也不回头 I wouldn't blame you if you ran like hell
我也不会怪你 and never looked back.
别说了 Stop.
我会把孩子养大 并视如己出般爱他 I'm going to raise this child and love it as if it were my own.
我们来笑一个 Now, let's see a smile.
见到你很高兴 米尔顿 Glad you could join us, Milton.
在婚礼前认识你真是太好了 It's good to get to know you before the wedding.
谢谢 我不得不说 Thank you. You know, I must say,
这几个月来 All these months,
我觉得维克多把你说得太夸张了 I thought Victor was exaggerating about you
但他还没给你公正的评价 but he hasn't done you justice.
亲爱的 你就是个完美无瑕的美人 You, my dear, are a flawless beauty.
我怎会完美无瑕 I'm hardly flawless.
我身上肯定有看不到的缺点 I'm sure I have a blemish hidden away somewhere.
那我乐意来挖掘 That's a search I'd relish.
老爸 她和你档次差远了 She is way out of your league, Dad.
亲爱的 他是个大富豪 Honey, he's a multimillionaire.
他决定我的档次 He runs my league.
此外 维克多·朗 我上周和金斯·帕金森聊过了 By the way, Victor Lang, I ran into Keith Perkinson last week.
-让人尊敬的州议长怎么样 -对你印象不错 - How is the venerable state chairman? - Impressed with you.
他喜欢你赢得市长竞选的方式 He liked the way you ran your mayor campaign.
他说如果你的支持率上升 Said if you keep your numbers up,
他或许会考虑支持你 he might consider supporting you
-下一届的州长竞选 -真的吗 - in the next governor's race. - Really?
-你笑什么 -你们在开玩笑吧 - What's so funny? - You've got to be kidding, right?
我们刚结束竞选 I mean, we just finished a campaign.
你不会再让我经历另一个了吧 You're not about to put me through another one.
但我以为你喜欢竞选 But I thought you loved campaigning.
上帝啊 不 实在是太烦人了 God, no. It's a complete snore.
在你第50次发表演讲时 Pasting a smile on my face
脸上还要保持僵硬的笑容 while you say the same speech for the 50th time.
但是你表现自如 大家都喜欢你 But you were a natural. People loved you.
但我感觉并不如此 Well, the feeling wasn't mutual.
你以为我真的很喜欢与这些 You think I enjoyed sipping tea with these
不见世面的穿尼龙套装的老女人一起喝茶吗 frumpy matrons who wore loud poly-blend pantsuits?
你知道多少次我想大喊吗 Do you know how many times I wanted to scream,
"投票给我丈夫吧 你们这些色盲女" "Vote for my husband, you colorblind cow!"
我觉得你一定发现了 I think you've discovered something
民主政治的关键所在 very important about democracy.
这个国家遍地是傻子 但人人都有投票权 The nation is full of fools, and everyone gets a vote.
但他们不会得逞了 They're not gonna get us again.
我在美景镇可自在了 I made nice with Fairview,
我才不想去州议会里拍马屁 I'm not about to suck up to the whole damn state.
你在干什么 What are you doing?
有个住在普莱森山的家伙 Some guy out in Mount Pleasant's
热水器坏了 got a cracked water heater.
现在凌晨三点 It's three in the morning.
我打的广告是24小时水管维修 Well, I started advertising as a 24-hour plumber.
午夜以后 报酬是三倍 After midnight, I get triple time.
好吧 太疯狂了 OK, that's crazy.
你不能没日没夜地工作 对身体不好 You can't work around the clock. It's not healthy.
这是本周第三次出夜工 This is the third night I've worked this week.
我还行 I'm fine so far.
我睡着时你一直悄悄溜出去 You've been sneaking out while I've been asleep?
你是干嘛的 忍者水管工吗 What are you, ninja plumber?
就一会儿 挣些额外的钱 It's just for a little while, to earn some extra money.
是不是因为婚礼 Is this about the wedding?
我们都希望婚礼要美满 We agreed we want it to be nice.
但我们可没说要这样 But we didn't agree on this.
或许我可以降低一些预算 Maybe I can scale things back a bit.
如何 用姜味啤酒瀑布吗 How? Have a ginger ale fountain?
折一些纸鸽子 希望那天刮大风 Make paper doves and hope it's windy?
好吧 认真地说 你不用自残 OK, seriously, you don't have to kill yourself.
我可以把信用卡刷爆 I could max out my credit card.
你希望我们的生活就这样开始吗 欠着钱 Is that really how you want to start our life together, in debt?
不 我希望幸福快乐地开始 No, I want to start out happy.
但很显然 你很焦虑 我不知道为何 But clearly, you're upset, and I don't know why.
我不是伊恩 I'm not Ian.
我没法让你住豪宅 I can't afford to move you into a mansion
带你飞去巴黎 or fly you off to Paris.
但如果我连他能给你的 But I'll be damned if I don't give you
梦中婚礼都给不起 那我就能去死了 the same dream wedding he'd have given you.
明天早上见 I'll see you in the morning.
你为什么得了癌症 Where the hell do you get off having cancer
都不告诉我 and not telling me about it?
妈妈 Mom.
你凭什么认为没有我 你能挺过来 How do you think you could handle this without me?
-史黛拉 -我的汤米孩儿 过来 - Stella? - Oh, there's my Tommy-boy. Come here.
上帝啊 Oh, God.
听着 亲爱的 帮我 Oh, listen, be a love, will you, honey,
从出租车里把箱子提过来 and get my bags from the cab.
箱子 她要住下 Bags? She's staying?
是的 别给司机小费 那混蛋不让我抽烟 Yep. And do not tip the driver. SOB wouldn't let me smoke.
天哪 勒奈特 我不知道你开了个托儿所 Jeez, Lynette, I didn't know you opened a daycare center.
孩子们 外婆来了 Hey, kids, Grandma's here.
好了 你对他们说我什么了 OK, what did you tell them about me?
已经五年了 妈妈 他们不记得你了 It's been five years, Mom. They don't remember you.
这回他们一定记得 我带了礼物来 They'll remember me this time, I brought presents.
真棒 Cool!
给你的 你的 还有你的 For you, and you and you.
这些是给幼儿玩的 我们玩不了这些 These are baby toys. We're too old to play with these.
我当然知道六岁的孩子该玩什么 I'm too old to remember what the hell six-year-olds like.
-我们八岁了 -我才不管 - We're eight! - What do I care?
-说谢谢就行了 -谢谢你 - Just say "thank you." - Thank you.
这个小可人是谁 你的女朋友吗 Oh, who's the pretty thing? Your girlfriend?
不 她是我姐姐 No! She's my sister!
她是汤姆生的那个小杂... Is that Tom's little b-a-s-t-a...?
好了 孩子们 快上楼玩吧 OK, kids! Time to get your toys and play upstairs.
走 佩妮 Come on, sweetie.
大伙 一起走 Let's go, everybody.
听着 我真的很感谢你过来帮忙 Listen, I really appreciate you coming to help,
-但你看到了 我很好 -现在而已 - but as you can see, I'm perfectly fine. - For now.
等你开始化疗以后 How are you gonna handle that mob
你怎么和这些小土匪打交道 when you're flat on your ass from chemo?
我能搞定 I'll manage.
你得乳腺癌时 You got through breast cancer
独自带大了我们三个 while raising the three of us alone.
我可不是一个人 我有你 I was not alone. I had you.
勒奈特才13岁大 但她还照看她的妹妹 Lynette was all of 13, and she still looked after her sisters,
打扫屋子 做饭 cleaned the house, cooked the meals,
而我就缩成一团 and I was curled up in a ball,
吐得不省人事 puking my guts out.
所以你把化疗药水和伏特加鸡尾酒搞混了 That's what you get when you mix chemo and vodka gimlets.
随你怎么刺激我 勒奈特 You can goad me all you like, Lynette.
我可不是来吵架的 I did not come here to fight.
相信我 宝贝 Now trust me, cookie.
我和你所不能交谈的话题 I have memorized the whole catalogue of subjects
我记得清清楚楚 you and I can no longer discuss.
这就意味着 If that means that
我们接下来三个月 都要聊天气 才相安无事 we have to talkabout the weather for three months, then fine.
但我会留下来 But I am staying.
如果你不介意的话 Now, if you'll excuse me.
我要赶一个孩子出他的卧室了 I have to go kick a child out of its room.
好了 抬起腿 OK, legs up.
你还要再做一次吗 Oh, you want to do it again?
不 我查了许多资料 No. I've been doing a lot of research,
重力可以帮助精子接触到卵子 and gravity helps facilitate the sperm reaching the eggs.
所以 用力 So heave-ho!
你能不能轻轻把我提起 Could we try a little light spooning
别把我当牛似的抬起来 before you hang me like a side of beef?
伊迪 我们在造人啊 Edie, we're trying to have a baby.
我们简单点不行吗 Well, could we be a little less clinical?
顺其自然不是挺好吗 Maybe let nature take its course.
自然已经不属于我们了 Nature is not on our side anymore.
你不是雏鸡 You're no spring chicken
蛋蛋也不够新鲜 and those eggs aren't exactly farm fresh.
够了 别把我比喻成禽类 OK, stop referring to me as poultry!
对不起 我们试试行吗 就30分钟 Sorry. Can we just try this? It's only for 30 minutes.
30分钟 我可不想保持这个动作半小时 30 minutes! I am not staying in this position for half an hour!
听着 我知道这不容易 Listen, I know that this requires some work,
但等我们有了漂亮宝宝后 but it will all be worth it
这一切都值了 不是吗 when we have our beautiful, beautiful baby, right?
是的 我想我可以作点牺牲 Right. I guess I could make some sacrifices.
我的乖妹子 That's my girl.
-要给你拿点东西吗 -是的 我要喝啤酒 - Can I get you anything? - Yeah, I'd kill for a beer.
-对不起 无酒精 -什么 要多久 - Sorry. No alcohol. - What? For how long?
直到宝宝出生 停止哺乳 Just until the baby's born. Oh, and you stop nursing.
别慌张 我给你泡杯好茶 Don't worry, I'll get you a nice herbal tea.
不就几个月 在你治疗期间 Just for a few months, while you're in treatment.
总得有人来照看孩子 We're gonna have to find someone to watch the kids.
不 我不会让那个女人来照看我们孩子 No! I am not leaving that woman in charge of our children.
三个月后 双胞胎就成老烟枪了 In three months, the twins will be chain-smoking
佩妮学会喝酒了 and Penny will be an alcoholic.
我们能行的 我们可以找麦克卢斯基 We can manage. We've got McCluskey.
她是要钱的 找人替代你的工作 She costs money. Money we won't have
我们已经付不起这些钱了 if we pay someone to replace you at work.
你叫我别担心钱 You said not to worry about money,
你会找来的 you'd find it somewhere.
我凑到了 I did.
什么 有人借给我们一万美元 What? Someone loaned us $10,000?
不 是给我们 我们不能把她踢走当是谢她 No, gave us. And we can't thank her by kicking her out.
不 汤姆 你怎么能问我妈妈要钱 No! Tom, you didn't ask my mother!
不用问她要 Didn't have to.
她知道你联系过露希 就给我们了 She knew that you hit up Lucy, so she offered.
-我们还给她 -不 我们还不起 - Well, we're giving it back. - No, we can't afford to.
汤姆 你不知道她对我们做过什么 Tom, you don't know half the stuff she did to us.
她会喝醉酒 乱打我们 She would get drunk and smack us around.
她会勾搭一些男人 She would meet some new guy,
然后把我们丢在她姐姐家一个礼拜 and then drop us off at her sister's for a week
因为那个家伙不喜欢孩子 for a week because he wasn't into kids.
好吧 她是个蹩脚的妈妈 OK, so she was a crappy mom.
你说过她已经成熟了 You said yourself that she has mellowed.
现在她要做点补偿 Now she wants to make amends.
如果你好好想想 If you would just try to understand.
我想我最近已经很明白了 I think that I've been pretty understanding lately.
-什么意思 -我以为你知道 - What's that supposed to mean? - I think you know.
好啊 在我面临这一团糟的时候 Great, so in the middle of everything I'm dealing with,
你要把里克搬出来了 you're gonna throw Rick in my face?
如果爱人伤害了我们 而我们依然相爱 When someone we love hurts us, if we still love them,
那就会共同面对 向前看 we deal with it and we move on.
如果我可以 那你也可以 If I can do it, so can you.
于是原谅我的母亲 算是我赎罪吗 So forgiving my mother, that's my penance?
是的 我觉得是 Yeah. I think it is.
你说我们在婚礼前 You said we weren't supposed to spend
不应该在一起过夜 the night before the wedding together.
是的 我是想尊重传统观念 Yeah, I was trying to respect tradition,
但我欲火中烧 but I got horny.
我想我们要提前度蜜月了 是吗 I guess we'll have to start the honeymoon early, won't we?
让我把东西拿开 Let me get rid of this stuff.
你这么晚在看什么呢 What are you working on so late?
没什么 Nothing.
投票数据 为什么要看投票 竞选结束了 Polling data? Why are you polling? The election's over.
就是查看资料 天哪 你太性感了 Just a little research. God, you look hot.
是竞选州长的事吗 Is this about running for governor?
因为我昨天已经说过我的感受 Beacause I told you how I feel about that.
我父亲建立了一个可行性委员会 My dad just set up a little exploratory committee.
-没什么大不了的 -好吧 那我们探讨一下 - It's no big deal. - OK, let's explore it now.
-不 不允许 -加布 - Nope. Not gonna happen. - Gabby.
维克多 自从我们认识起 Victor, ever since we met,
不是拍照就是筹款 it's been photo ops and fundraisers,
-我受够了 -我是政治家 - and I'm sick of it! - I'm a politician.
你真的希望我的职业生涯 Do you think I want my career
就在这郊区开始并终结吗 to begin and end in the suburbs?
美景镇是家 我不能离开这里 Fairview's home. Don't want to leave it!
你不能私自做决定 You can't make this decision without me!
我是你太太 I'm gonna be your wife.
-是的 你不是我的职业咨询师 -那我就不能投票了吗 - Exactly! Not my career advisor. - I don't even get a vote?
-否决票就免了 -听我说 不 - Not if it's a veto! - OK, look, no!
我嫁过一个把事业放在我前面的男人 I already married a man who put his career before me,
我对天发誓不再这么做了 and I swore I wasn't going to again.
我也发誓 我不会让一个蠢女人来控制我 I swore I would not let a stupid woman hold me back!
我刚才不是这个意思 That did not come out the way I wanted it to.
很抱歉 对不起 我真的很抱歉 I'm sorry. I'm sor... I'm really sorry.
我最近压力太大了 I've been under a lot of pressure lately.
至少有一件事你该担忧起来 Well, here's one less thing you have to worry about:
我们的婚礼 our wedding.
你不能取消婚礼 太迟了 You can't cancel the wedding. It's too late.
我才不管那么多 现在正是时候 As far as I'm concerned, it's just in the nick of time.
早上好 加布 Good morning, Gabby.
天哪 米尔顿 晨报还没来呢 God, Milton, the newspaper's not even here yet.
对不起 来太早了 我就是过来道个歉 I'm sorry it's so early. I just came to apologize.
为什么 你做错什么了 Why? What happened wasn't your fault.
其实也不尽然 That's not exactly the case.
是咖啡的味道吗 Is that coffee I smell?
你仅仅是因为维克多要做州长而不满 You only bolted because Victor wants to be governor.
他想当州长是因为我 He only wants to be governor because of me.
你只是提议 You only suggested it.
你无法强迫他做不愿做的事 You can't make him go after something he doesn't want.
我当然不行 The hell I can't.
从小开始 维克多就一直给自己压力 Ever since he was a kid, Victor's been killing himself
想要成为和父亲一样的大人物 trying to live up to his big-shot father.
-他渴望获得我的认可 -为什么 - He's desperate for my approval. - Why?
我觉得是因为他从未获得过 I suppose because he's never gotten it.
他所做的一切 即使是成为市长 Everything he does, even becoming mayor,
我都用某种方式让他知道 这还不够 I somehow let him know that it's not quite enough.
别认为我错了 幸好我给了压力 Oh, don't get me wrong, I'm right to push.
-所以他才有成就 -那你的意思是 - That's why he's so successful. - So, what are you saying,
我应该嫁给维克多 因为你是个强迫性的父亲 I should marry Victor because you're a withholding father?
不 我就是想让你知道他为什么要这样 No, I just want you to understand why he does what he does.
好吧 我知道了 但我为什么要和一个 Fine. I get it. But why would I want a husband who values
把父亲看得比我重的人结婚 his father's opinion more than mine?
他其实现在不在乎我的想法了 Well, he doesn't really care much what I think anymore.
自从你昨晚离开后 他给我打电话 说什么来着 After you left last night he called me and, what's the phrase,
"再找个儿子吧" "tore me a new one."
-他这么说 -他说 由于我 - He did? - He said, because of me,
他失去了他所遇到过的最美好的事 he'd lost the best thing that had ever happened to him.
如果他没法让你回来 And if he couldn't win you back,
我可以拿着钱 重新去买个儿子了 I could take my money and buy a new son
因为我再也听不到他声音了 because I was never going to be hearing from him again.
他放弃了八千万 He blew off 80 million?
如果他这么在乎我 Well, if he cares about me so damn much,
为什么他不直接告诉我 why am I not hearing this from him?
我想快了 I think you're about to.
这里有后门吗 Is there a back way out of here?
加布的婚礼你是不是想迟到 Aren't you going to be late for Gabby's wedding?
婚礼很无聊 我喜欢最后悄悄溜进去 Oh, weddings are boring. I like to sneak in at the end,
泛着泪光 好像我一直在场 look teary-eyed and pretend I was there the whole time.
我到酒会上再见你 I am going to see you at the reception.
你好 丹尼 Oh! Uh, hi, Danny.
卡洛斯 报童来了 你能付他钱吗 Carlos, the paper boy's here! Could you pay him?
进来吧 Come on in.
给你 丹尼 Hey. Here you go, Danny.
看起来我钱不够 Oh, looks like I'm a little short.
下次给你行吗 Can I catch you later?
不行 No.
好吧 等等 All right, hold on.
-天哪 -那是什么 - Oh, my God. - What's that?
这是避孕药 It's birth control pills.
我要现金 I'm gonna need cash.
-欢迎回家 -我想死你了 宝贝 - Welcome home. - I have missed you, sweetheart.
这个我来 Here, allow me.
你好 朱莉 Well, hello there, Julie.
-你们回来了 -有人变成金发女郎了 - You guys are back! - Wow, somebody's blonder.
是的 我妈妈不喜欢 Oh, yeah, my mom hates it too.
丹妮尔呢 So where's Danielle?
是这样的 我们在瑞士的时候 Well, while we were in Switzerland
她巧遇了一间寄宿学校 she ran across this boarding school.
她突然大爱那里 并且坚持要我们 She fell in love with it and just insisted that we
同意她再待一年 let her spend a year abroad.
她一定过得很开心 She must be having a good time.
我打的电话 她都没回复 She hasn't returned any of my phone calls.
是这样的 学校是在山上 Oh, well, you know, her school's up in the mountains
他手机的信号不太好 and her cell phone reception is kind of funky.
她也没有回复我的电邮 She hasn't answered my e-mails either.
我今晚就给她打电话 并好好和她谈谈 I am going to call her tonight and have a little talk with her
起码的礼貌 我保证你明天早上 about common courtesy and I'm sure that you'll get
会收到电子邮件的 an e-mail tomorrow morning.
我们该走了 Well, we should go.
在婚礼开始前 把手镯拿给加布 Got to get that bracelet to Gabby before the wedding.
那我们那里见 再见 Well, I'll see you guys there. Bye.
-感觉挺不舒服的 -你们也没办法 - Well, that was uncomfortable. - You have no idea.
每个人都在问 Everyone's been asking questions.
可能没我们想像中那么容易 This might not be as easy as we'd hoped.
瞧 你终于有新的东西了 There. Now you have something new.
我看上去如何 So how do I look?
你现在 正式地讲 You are now, officially,
是世上最美的新娘 the most beautiful bride that ever lived.
-在你的婚礼之前 -圆得不错 - Until your wedding, of course. - Nice save.
这对我来说太重要了 It means so much to me that
我们终于欢聚一堂 we're all here together right now.
分开 And break!
我爱你 Love you.
我们今天欢聚一堂 We are gathered here today to join together...
见证维克多·朗和加布丽尔·马可兹共结连理 ... Victor Lang and Gabrielle Marquez in matrimony.
毫不轻浮地 虔诚而又庄严地 An honorable estate not to be entered into lightly,
进入人生的重要时刻 but reverently and soberly.
这是在爱情 荣誉和信任基础上的结合 This is a lifetime union, based on love, honor, and trust.
想交个朋友吗 Do you wanna be my new best friend.
再来一杯威士忌苏格兰 快点 Premium scotch. Keep it coming.
你们宣誓一心一意关爱对方 You are promising not only to give it to yourself,
并承诺接受彼此 but also to accept each other
你们承诺爱意将天长地久 Promising not only to love for today, but to extend that love..
卡洛斯 我以为你要到 Carlos! I thought you weren't coming until...
解释一下 Save it!
-好吧 我可以解释 -你省省吧 - OK, look, I can explain. - Don't bother!
你的谎言已经无法让我信服了 Your lies were more convincing when I cared.
卡洛斯 你必须要理解 Carlos! You've got to understand!
我确实很想和你生孩子 但不是现在 I do want to have a baby with you, just not yet!
我只是希望你能先爱上我 I just wanted to give you a chance to fall in love with me first.
我不相信你 我再也不会信任你了 I don't believe you. And I will never trust you again.
那我该怎么办 Well, what was I supposed to do?
你把我逼得透不过气 You backed me into a corner!
我们的关系遇到了瓶颈 And you were gonna bail on us.
我只是想挽救我们所拥有的幸福 I was just trying to save what we had!
卡洛斯 别离开我 Carlos, don't leave me.
-跟我好好谈谈 -我和你完了 - Please just talk to me. - I am done with you.
卡洛斯 Carlos!
女士们 先生们 让我们祝福 Ladies and gentlemen, I present to you,
维克多·朗夫妇 Mr. and Mrs. Victor Lang!
对不起 I'm sorry!
麦克卢斯基太太 婚礼还不错吗 Mrs. McCluskey. Enjoy the wedding?
很好 棒极了 Nice. Very classy.
刚才卡洛斯和伊迪为啥要哭闹 What the hell was that brouhaha between Carlos and Edie?
我不知道 我也不关心 I don't know and I don't care.
今天的我幸福漫溢 我对一切都宽宏大量 Today I am so filled with love, I can forgive anyone anything.
但你要是再见到他们 叫保安 Oh, but if you do see them again, call security.
因此当时是在苏黎世 早餐后我想吐 So we're in Zuich and I am sick after breakfast
已经是第三次了 我在想 "上帝啊" for the third morning in a row. I thought to myself,"Dear God,
"我不是对巧克力瑞士卷有过敏吧" "I hope I haven't developed an allergy to chocolate brioche."
"这样生活还有何乐趣" "Life wouldn't be worth living."
于是我说 "好吧 我们还是去看病吧" I said, "That's it, we're seeing a doctor."
当他说她有两个月身孕时 你们无法想像 You could've knocked us over with a feather when he said
我们有多么惊喜 she was two months pregnant.
我觉得太棒了 我们太为你们感到高兴了 I think it's so great and we could not be happier for you.
-预产期是什么时候 -应该不会早于入秋前 - When's your due date? - Not until the early fall,
别再说我了 今天是你的日子 你和维克多 but enough about me. This is your day. You and Victor.
顺便提一句 我还没见过他呢 Who, by the way, I have not met yet.
天哪 是呀 My gosh, that's right.
好了 你呆在这里 我去把他抓来 OK, you stay here, I'm going to go grab him.
能够回来太好了 It's so good to be back.
我无法想像发生了这么多事 I can't believe how much is happening.
你和加布要结婚了 I mean, you and Gabby getting married,
而我却怀孕了 and I'm having a baby.
你过得怎么样 勒奈特 What's going on with you, Lynette?
没什么 老样子啊 Nothing. Same old, same old.
是吗 一切都好吗 宝贝 Really? Everything OK, sweetie?
前几个礼拜都没见到你 You haven't seemed yourself the last couple weeks.
我还好啊 一切安好 I'm fine. Everything's just fine.
我就说这么多了 心力憔悴 I'll tell you this much, I'm exhausted.
今天结束了就好了 I'll be glad when this day's over.
但一切都值了 Well, it was all worth it.
和加布结婚是你做过的最明智的事了 Marrying Gabby is the smartest thing you've ever done.
她会带来拉丁裔的选票 Her bringing the Latino vote,
州长的宝座指日可待 the governor's mansion's yours.
那还得让她改变主意才行 Well, that's assuming I can change her mind.
为此我也必须做出让步 Had to make concessions to get her down the aisle.
你现在是丈夫了 由你说了算 Well, you're the husband now. The rules have changed.
和言以对 买点好东西给她 Be nice, buy her a few pretty things.
相信我 你能驯服那匹小母驹 Trust me, you'll be able to tame that little spitfire.
不用担心 我总是可以管理好我的资产 Not worried. I've always been able to manage my assets.
找到他了吗 Did you find him?
没有 我还在找 找到就告诉你 No. I'm still looking, but I'll let you know.
电影终于完了 阿门 Movie's over, amen.
出去玩吧 去吧 出去 Go out and play. Go on. Out.
他们肯定玩枪去了 They're just gonna go play guns.
我能再看一部电影吗 Can I watch another movie?
勒奈特只让看一部 她马上回来了 Lynette said one was the limit and she'll be home soon.
不 不会 No, she won't.
每次他们出去参加派对 Whenever they go out to a party
回来得都比事先说的时间 they always come home at least an hour later
至少晚一个小时 than they say they will.
你这个观察细致的鬼灵精 Aren't you an observant little monkey.
说说看 小鬼 Tell me, sweetie,
你知道一个叫里克的人吗 would you know anything about a man named Rick?
是的 我知道里克 Yeah, I know Rick.
老爸和勒奈特还因为他大吵了一架呢 My daddy and Lynette had a big fight about him.
是吗 Really?
看来这里面大有文章啊 Sounds like there's, maybe, a little story there.
告诉你的话 能让我再看一部精彩成人电影吗 If I tell you, could I watch a really good grown-up movie?
前提是你的成人故事够精彩 If it's a really good grown-up story.
我给你拿了些开胃菜提提神 OK, I got you some appetizers to tide you over.
有乳蛋饼 沙爹牛肉 We have mini-quiches and beef satay
还有些叫玉米粉拌水晶海岸虾的玩意儿 and something called Crystal Coast shrimp with grits,
但大多是玉米粉啦 but it's mostly grits
因为虾肉在我拿过来时被我偷吃完了 because I ate all the shrimp on my way over.
麦克 Mike?
牧师 仪式真是美极了 Reverend, that was such a beautiful ceremony.
整个过程真是动人心弦 感人肺腑 Really just heartfelt and moving. The whole package.
-谢谢 -真让人难以忘怀 - Well, thank you. - It was really impressive.
那你今晚有空吗 So, what are you doing tonight?
卡洛斯 你怎么在这里 Carlos. I didn't know you were in here.
我有点口渴 I got a little thirsty.
是 看出来了 Yes, I can see that.
加布 若搅乱了你的婚礼 我道歉 Gaby, I am sorry if I ruined your wedding.
说点让你好受的 我也毁了自己的生活 But if it's any consolation, I also ruined my life.
胡说什么呢 What are you talking about?
几年前我的生活美满幸福 A couple years ago I was totally happy.
有家 有你 事业有成 I had a home, you, a great career.
我不明白我是怎么失去这一切的 And I don't understand how I let it all go to hell.
而现在 我又回到了原点 And now, here I am, back at square one.
搞砸了一切 I really blew it.
我在干什么呢 What am I doing?
不该向你吐这些苦水的 I shouldn't be dumping this on you.
今天是你的新婚之日 去找维克多吧 It's your wedding day. Go to Victor.
我还要在这待会儿... I'm going to stay right here...
不知道你干了什么 Well, I don't know how you did it.
孩子们都入睡了 The kids are asleep.
止咳糖浆却碰都没碰 The cough syrup hasn't been touched.
孩儿 你不就是在等机会要踢我出局吗 Boy, you're just waiting for an excuse to give me the boot.
前车之鉴 估计我不用等太久 Well, if history's any indicator, I won't have to wait long.
你觉得人们不会改过自新吗 So you don't think people can change?
我觉得是江山易改 本性难移 I think, at a certain point, people just are who they are.
我想人们是会变的 Well, I think people can change.
拿你来说 本是贤妻良母一个 Now take you. You were the perfect wife and mom.
直到里克出现 Then along came Rick.
-你怎么... -得了吧 勒奈特 - How did you...? - Come on, Lynette.
我当年出轨的时候你们还小 You kids're young when I was sneaking around on glamor,
不也照样有所察觉 but you knew something was up.
-你从孩子那里套的话 -小姑娘那儿 - You heard about this from my kids? - Just the girl.
她只知道 And all she knows is that,
"因为里克喜欢你 老爸很不爽" "Daddy got mad because Rick liked you."
我跟里克之间什么都没有 Nothing happened between me and Rick.
是的 他对我动了情 但不像你 Yes, he came on to me, but unlike you,
我管住了自己 I controlled myself.
可你回家有汤姆等着你 Well, you had Tom to come home to.
我只有你的继父 I had your stepfather.
格伦是有点无趣 Hey, Glen may have bored you,
但有父亲关爱的那些日子 but the years we had a father
却是我一生中最幸福的时刻 in that house were the happiest of my life.
你当然不会在乎这些 不是吗 You didn't care about that though,did you?
你只管要赶他走 You just drove him away.
所以你等不及要报复我了 And you couldn't wait to pay me back!
你还记得第二年你说的话吗 Do you remember what you said the next year?
我生病那会儿 When I got sick?
-不记得了 -你撒谎 - No, I don't. - Liar.
你说我罪有应得 You said I earned it.
那是上帝的惩罚 It was God's punishment.
你现在作何感想呢 勒奈特 How are you feeling now, Lynette?
你也受到上帝的惩罚了么 You think you're being punished?
你怎么能这么说 How can you say that?
你真是个伪君子 You were so sanctimonious.
想当年你无法想象 You could not imagine what
什么女人会做出那档子事来 sort of woman could do that kind of thing.
现在不难想象了 是吗 Not so hard to imagine now, is it?
别拿我跟你比 我没重蹈你的覆辙 Stop comparing us. I never did what you did.
可是你想 No, you just wanted to.
你给我明天就走 你的钱我一分都不要 You're leaving tomorrow. I don't want your money.
我不想在家里再看到你 I don't want you in my house.
你病了 勒奈特 Hey! You are sick, Lynette.
你以为你见证我渡过难关 You think you know what you're in for
就能挺过即将到来的痛苦吗 'cause you watched me go through it?
见过不等同于体会 Watching it is nothing.
你将经受的切肤之痛难以想像的 You're gonna feel worse than you thought a person'd feel,
而我会紧握你的手 支撑你捱过每分每秒 and I'll be holding your hand through every damn minute.
我不想你在这 你是待不下去的 You can't stay if I don't want you here.
你要和我斗 还是和癌症斗 You can fight me or you can fight the cancer.
相信我 你不可能双赢的 Trust me, you won't have the strength to do both.
你好朱莉 我是丹妮尔 很抱歉没有给你写信 因为我在瑞士的新学校简直帅呆了
安德鲁 现在年轻人还说"帅呆了"吗 Andrew, do young people still say "Awesome"?
不怎么说了 试试"酷毙了" Not so much. Try "Off the hook."
"酷毙了" 说得通吗 "Off the hook"? That doesn't make sense.
好吧 那就"绝妙的" 又不关我事 Fine. Type in "Groovy." See if I care.
你好 霍吉家 Hello. Hodge residence.
你好 丹妮尔 Oh, hi, Danielle.
我正在以你的身份 给朱莉·梅尔发电子邮件 Listen, I am sending Julie Mayer an e-mail from you.
你会不会说你的学校"酷毙了" Now would you say that your school was "off the hook"?
不 我倒是会说"巨烂" No. I would say it was "Sucky,"
"巨无聊" 或者"噩梦般" or "Crappy," Or "A freaking nightmare."
你再继续抱怨我就挂电话了 If you're still gonna complain, I'm going to hang up.
老妈 拜托你跟修女们说说 Mom, you have got to talk to the nuns.
她们太严厉了 They are so harsh with me.
还有一堆死规矩 And they have all these stupid rules.
跟伊迪的外甥约会时 Well, perhaps some of the rules had been in place
你如果能规矩点儿 when you took up with Edie's nephew,
你就不会沦落到今天了 you might not be in this pickle.
老妈 求你了 我想回去 Mom, please, I just want to come home.
听着 我最后再说一遍 Look, I am gonna say this one last time.
孩子生下来前 你都给我老实待那儿 You are gonna stay put until that baby is born.
别忘了 这周末我们会过来 Now, don't forget, we're driving up this weekend
我会带上你最爱吃的柠檬饼干 还有 and I am bringing your favorite, lemon squares. And...
-亲爱的 伺候你洗澡去 -那太好了 - Darling, can I draw you a bath? - Oh, that would be lovely.
来帮帮我行吗 Oh, would you give me a hand, please?
好了 There you go.
快要换上6个月大的尺寸了 It's almost the time for the six-month size.
别再提醒我了 Oh, don't remind me.
不 不 没问题 我能修好 No. No, it's no problem. I can fix that for you.
给我名字和住址就行 Just give me your name and address.
我是埃米琳·沃尔科特夫人 住在老磨坊路42号 I'm Mrs. Emmeline Walcott and I'm at 42 Old Mill Road.
我得顺路去买个道格拉斯阀 I've got to stop and pick up a Douglas valve,
估计最多45分钟内能到那 but I should be there in 45 minutes tops.
真讨厌看到你受累开车出门 I hate to see you drive when you're this tired.
冰箱里有冻咖啡 There's some iced coffee in the fridge.
我没事的 I'll be fine.
回见 See you when I get back.
-你太棒了 -这还需要怀疑吗 - You were great. - Did you all ever doubt I would be?
赶紧穿衣打扮 Just hurry up and get dressed.
-我们只有45分钟 -好 - We only have 45 minutes! - OK.
你是麦克吧 Are you Mike?
是 我在找沃尔科特夫人家的房子 Yeah. I'm looking for a Mrs. Walcott's house.
你找对地方了 来 穿上这个 You've come to the right place. Here, put this on.
能告诉我苏珊在打什么主意吗 You mind telling me what Susan's up to?
自己问她吧 Ask her yourself.
你好啊 Hello.
你确定要这么做吗 Are you sure about this?
我不想让你将来回忆往昔 I don't want you to look back
后悔没能有个完美的婚礼 and regret not having your perfect wedding.
不知道你注意到没 I don't know if you've noticed,
我对于"完美婚礼"的定义一直在变呢 but my idea of a perfect wedding keeps changing.
今天我要白玫瑰 明天又换成百合了 One day I want white roses and then I want lilies.
起先我想听竖琴 后来又想听弦乐四重奏了 First I want a harpist and then a string quartet.
而唯一想要的 又没变的那个 Only one thing stays constant...
我正看着他在 ...and I'm looking at him.
完美的婚礼有你就足矣 Why'd I need anything else to make my wedding perfect?
原来精简还能变得如此浪漫 Well, who knew downsizing could be so romantic?
我想你就是沃尔科特夫人吧 Mrs. Walcott, I presume?
是的 帅哥 That's right, sugar.
你掏掏西服的内袋看看 You might want to check that breast pocket of your suit.
如你所知 这些还有灯光和鲜花 Just so you know, you'll be paying for those
都记你账上 and the lights and the flowers.
我从未觉得你如此美丽 I've never seen you look so beautiful.
你也挺帅的 You clean up pretty good yourself.
准备好了吗 Are we ready?
开什么玩笑 Are you kidding?
他们都快拖了三年了 They've been dragging this out for three years.
我们今天欢聚一堂 见证麦克·德尔非诺 We are gathered here today to join together
和苏珊·梅尔共结连理 Mike Delfino and Susan Mayer in matrimony.
毫不轻浮地 虔诚而又庄严地进入 An honorable estate not to be entered into lightly,
人生的重要时刻 but reverently and soberly.
家人 没什么比他们更重要了 Family. There is nothing more important.
他们在我们陷入困境时 出手相助 They are the ones who show up when we're in trouble.
助我们走向成功之路 The ones who push us to succeed.
替我们严守秘密 The ones who help keep our secrets.
然而那些没有至亲可以依靠的人们 But what of those who have no family to rely on?
致我的挚爱 卡洛斯
他们在无助时仍然无依无靠 What happens to those poor souls,
他们悲悯的灵魂将何去何从 who have no loved ones to help them in their hour of need?
大多数人学会孤独地走完人生 Well, most learn to walk life's road by themselves...
而悲剧的人生 ... but a sad few of us...
只能弃甲负弩 ... simply stop trying.