《绝望的主妇》 前情提要 Previously on Desperate Housewives:
我会视她如己出 I will love her like she is my own.
勒奈特作出承诺 Lynette made a promise.
他老婆失踪 情妇被杀 His wife goes missing, his mistress turns up dead?
我不敢相信奥森会做这种事 I can't believe that Orson could do such a thing.
麦克遭到逮捕 Mike got arrested.
感谢上帝 Oh, thank God.
一段友谊就此触礁 A friendship hit the rocks.
我才不要跟这女人一起玩 I am not playing with a woman
一个由着麦克当她变态老公的替罪羊的女人 that will let Mike take the fall for her psycho husband.
苏珊应许了一份交易 Susan made a deal.
我会为他聘请本镇最好的辩护律师 I'll hire the best lawyer in town
但有一个条件 你别再见他了 on one condition. You can't see him anymore.
失踪的妻子回来了 And the missing wife returned.
你好 阿尔玛 Hello, Alma.
阿尔玛·霍吉的故事 To understand the journey of Alma Hodge,
必须从头讲起 you first need to know how it started.
一开始 她嫁给了奥森·霍吉 It began the day she wed Orson Hodge,
一个被她"指腹骗婚"的男人 a man she had tricked into marriage by getting pregnant.
阿尔玛信心满满 Alma was confident
相信家庭新成员的降生 that as their family grew,
将唤起奥森对她的爱意 Orson's feelings for her would grow as well.
但后来事态急转直下 But then something went wrong,
她期待的宝贝没保住 and the baby she had been counting on never came.
随后阿尔玛发觉她的丈夫 So Alma found herself married to a man
眼里似乎完全没有她 who seemed to despise her.
但阿尔玛仍旧希望会有转机 Still, Alma hoped things would get better.
妈妈爱宝宝 宝宝也爱妈妈吗 Mama loves her baby. Does the baby love Mama?
直到发现奥森的婚外情 Until the day she discovered Orson was having an affair.
阿尔玛才意识到 And Alma realized
唯一能令她丈夫回心转意的方式 the only way she'd ever get her husband to appreciate her
就是赶紧离开他 was to leave him... immediately.
你要是不马上飞回笼子 If you don't get back in your cage right now,
我就不带你走 拜托 I'm going to have to leave you behind! Please.
-你要出去吗 -我今晚住汽车旅馆 - Going somewhere? - I'm staying at a motel tonight.
-为什么 -我没功夫跟你解释 - Why? - I don't have time to discuss it.
-我快赶不上巴士了 -那好吧 - I'm late for the bus. - All right.
我离开是因为 I'm going away because...
-我知道你外面有人了 -我明白了 - I know you're having an affair. - I see.
你都没打算否认吗 Aren't you even gonna deny it?
恰恰相反 我真想向全世界大声宣告 On the contrary, I want to shout it from the rooftops.
我人生中总算遇见真爱了 For the first time in my life, I'm actually in love.
你怎么能对我这样讲 我是你的妻子啊 How could you say that to me? I'm your wife!
你我心知肚明 咱俩结婚 We both know why we got married.
与爱毫无关系 And it had nothing to do with affection.
所以我走了你也无所谓吗 So you don't care if I go?
对 No.
等等 事情不应该是这个样子 Wait! This isn't what's supposed to happen!
我原以为你会求我留下 You should be begging me to stay with you.
我有权获得幸福 你也是 阿尔玛 I deserve to be happy, Alma. So do you.
很明显我们在一起永远不会幸福 And we're clearly not gonna find that together.
不 奥森 Orson, no!
那一刻 阿尔玛才明白 It was at that moment Alma realized
一走了之根本挽回不了丈夫的心 it wasn't enough to leave her husband.
他必须受到惩罚 He had to be punished.
是的 阿尔玛·霍吉展开了她的复仇之旅 Yes, this was the journey of Alma Hodge.
你是布里·霍吉吗 我是阿尔玛·霍吉 Bree Hodge? I'm Alma Hodge.
我想我们嫁给了同一个人 I believe we have someone in common.
游戏刚刚开始 And it wasn't over yet.
每天主妇们都期待着黄金时段 There is a time of day all housewives look forward to.
一般是家务完成后 It occurs just after the chores have been completed
或是孩子放学前 and right before the children come home from school.
此时此刻 好友围坐一团 It's a time for good friends to get together,
喝杯咖啡 have a cup of coffee,
畅谈各种朋友的八卦 and exchange gossip about the other good friends
主人公常常是缺席的那位 who couldn't make it that day.
布里让奥森搬回来了 Bree let Orson move back in.
-开玩笑吧 什么时候的事 -昨天 - You're kidding. When? - Yesterday.
我对她太失望了 I'm so disappointed in her.
警察的确把麦克带走了 Well, the police did arrest Mike.
我知道你相信麦克是无辜的 I know you think he's innocent,
但你也该理解布里为何转变心意 but you can understand why Bree's feelings have changed.
可我转不过来 Well, mine haven't.
我打听到一些布里不知道的事情 And I know something that Bree probably doesn't.
奥森17岁那年 曾接受过精神治疗 When Orson was 17, he spent time in a mental institution.
你怎么知道的 How did you find that out?
我潜入他的办公室 偷偷探到的 I snuck into his office and rifled through his things.
你可真干得出来 Of course you did.
这跟他是否谋杀莫妮可并无关联啊 It doesn't prove he'd anything to do with Monique's murder.
是这么说 但这也是一个线索 No, but it's a piece of the puzzle.
他们俩确实有私情 I mean, he did have an affair with her.
再结合一下 And when you combine that with the fact
他第一任妻子失踪一事 that his first wife went missing...
你就是阿尔玛 这么长时间你到哪去了 So you're Alma. Where have you been all this time?
去加拿大跟我姑姑住一块 In Canada. My aunt lives there.
你走之前应该打个招呼的 Well, you should have told someone.
大家都以为你死了 People thought you were dead.
有人甚至说你被奥森杀死了 Some even thought that Orson killed you.
这正合我意 Well, that's sort of what I wanted them to think.
所以我才不带鸟 就拿点现金 That's why I left my bird behind and only took cash,
这样信用卡就不会透露我的行踪了 so they couldn't trace me through my credit cards.
你想故意诬陷奥森吗 So you deliberately framed Orson?
虽说这段日子并非我最好的时光 I'm not saying it was my finest hour.
但我告诉你 奥森伤透了我的心 But you have to understand, Orson hurt me very badly.
他背着我在外面乱搞 He cheated on me.
我知道 情妇是莫妮可·波利耶 Yes, I know, with Monique Polier.
所以我想要是我失踪了 And I thought if I disappeared,
她一害怕然后离开他 she'd get scared and leave him,
就像他离开我那样 like he left me.
嫉妒是不是很可怕 Isn't jealousy awful?
那你为何又回来了 So why have you come back?
我找到一位好医生 I found this fantastic therapist.
他告诉我 独自在一旁生闷气 He told me that by holding on to my anger,
其实是在伤害自己 他说得对 I was really hurting myself, which was hard to deny.
在温尼伯跟一个聋姑姑住一起 I mean, hello, I'm here in Winnipeg with a deaf aunt
又没有生活来源 and no credit.
所以我想 是时候讨回公道了 So I thought...it's time to make amends.
亲爱的 麦克林夫人的预约取消了 Darling, Mrs. McLean canceled,
我回来吃午饭 so I'm free for lunch.
家里来客人了 Um, actually, we have a guest.
你好啊 奥森 Hello, Orson.
你好 Oh, hello.
你跟鹦鹉处得怎样 So, what is it with you and redheads?
这顿从天而降的野餐没吓到你吧 I hope you don't mind me springing this picnic on you.
这比去餐馆有趣多了 I figured it'd be more fun than some restaurant.
你说真的吗 还有什么比这更浪漫的呢 Are you kidding? What could be more romantic?
混蛋 滚开 Back off, you son of a bitch!
再来点酒吧 More wine?
好的 斟满 Yes, keep it coming.
你好 Hello?
你身边的呆瓜是谁啊 Hey, hey! Who's the dork?
-卡洛斯 -那个戴帽子的家伙是谁 - Carlos? - What's with that cap?
号外 号外 头条新闻啊 Extra, extra, read all about it!
你在哪呢 Where the hell are you?
-你坐在麦克家干嘛 -我住这啊 - What are you doing at Mike's house? - I live here.
住那里 什么时候的事 You live there? Since when?
我的车停在他家门口都三个星期了 My car's been in the driveway for three weeks.
你居然都没发现 Even you can't be that self-absorbed.
当然 正如你所见 Well, as you can see,
我忙着逍遥快活呗 I have more pleasant things to focus on.
你几时对吉米·奥森摊牌 When are you gonna tell Jimmy Olsen
吉米·奥森 漫画《超人》中初出茅庐的记者
告诉他你恨死野餐了 you hate picnics?
我要挂了 I'm gonna hang up now.
刚刚说到哪了 So where were we?
你前夫居然搬到街对面了 Your ex-husband moved in across the street?
这感觉像什么 What's that gonna be like?
-请说 -你要亲他吗 - Yeah? - Are you gonna kiss him?
当然 卡洛斯 That's right, Carlos.
家里几个浣熊玩具 We have had some problems
被我扔到垃圾桶了 with raccoons getting into the trash.
你帮忙把桶盖盖上好吗 So why don't you just put a lid on it?
他们到了 听我说 站一排 OK, they're here. Now listen, stand up,
凯拉之前经历了很多事 Kayla has been through a lot.
等下她走进门时 So when she walks in the door
我希望你们能热烈欢迎她 I want you to make her feel welcome.
给她一个拥抱 对她热情点 Give her a hug and be really nice.
我把房间都让给她了 还要多热情 I'm giving her my room. How much nicer do I have to be?
反正更热情一点 Well, nicer than that,
不然把你们所有玩具都送她 or she's gonna get all your toys too.
大家看看 我在机场找到谁了 Hey, hey, look who I found wandering around the airport.
凯拉 我们好想你 Hi, Kayla! We missed you!
看到你回来真好 We're so glad you're here.
孩子们 OK, boys.
好了 给她留点空间 Good. Yeah. OK, so give her some room.
哇塞 这些都是送给凯拉的吗 Hey, wow, look, are those presents for Kayla?
-对 -看看这个 - Yes, they are. - Hey, look at that.
普雷斯顿送的口琴 多棒啊 Preston gave you a harmonica. Isn't that cool?
《小侦探哈里特》 很有意思哦 Harriet the Spy. Sounds mysterious.
谢谢 Thanks.
-波特你送什么呢 -电游 - And what did you get her, Porter? - A video game.
-但我想玩时要给我 -波特 - But I get to play it whenever I want. - Porter!
我也为你准备了一份礼物 You know what? I got you something too.
她叫内莉 This is Nellie.
小时候我奶奶送给我的 My grandma gave her to me when I was little,
希望你能帮我照顾她 and I was hoping you could take care of her for me.
谢谢 Thanks.
要不你把东西都拿上楼 Hey, why don't you take your stuff and go upstairs
然后下来吃午餐 我做了红辣椒哦 and get ready for lunch. I'll make some chili.
-好的 爸爸 -一言为定 宝贝 - OK, Daddy. - OK, baby.
宝贝 把你娃娃送给她 太温馨了 Honey, that was so sweet to give her your doll.
她好像不大喜欢 She didn't seem that knocked out by it.
给她一点时间 她会好起来 Well, just give her some time. She'll come around.
-需要假以时日 -好的 - It's a tough adjustment. - OK.
布里 我不得不说 I must say, Bree,
我从未吃过口感如此细腻的镑饼 I don't know when I've tasted such moist pound cake.
诀窍是酸奶油 Sour cream.
我的鹦鹉后来怎么样了 So whatever happened to my parrot?
我把它放了 I set it free.
奥森 它们在野外是不能生存的 Orson, they don't fare well in the wild.
你应该把她卖了 You should have sold her.
老天 阿尔玛 谁还管那只该死的鸟 For God's sake, Alma, who cares about the damn bird.
你害死我了 You set me up!
要不我给你包一点磅饼 Why don't I wrap up a piece of this pound cake
你待会儿吃吧 for you to enjoy later?
你知不知道你把我害成什么样 Do you have any idea what you put me through?
你差点把我一生都毁了 You almost ruined my life.
但你很快振作了 布里很漂亮 You've rebounded nicely. Bree's lovely.
别扯开话题 Don't change the subject.
你也让我受了不少苦 奥森 You put me through a lot, too, Orson.
但我原谅你了 But I forgave you.
我们不能摒弃前嫌吗 Can't we just put this behind us?
你回来就是为了这个 And that's all you've come back for?
-做个了结吗 -当然了 还能有什么 - Closure? - Of course. What else?
我的唇膏用完了 能借你的用用吗 I'm out of lipstick. Can I borrow yours?
当然 Sure.
-樱桃梅子味 -奥斯丁喜欢这味道 - Cherry Berry? - Austin likes the way it tastes.
我可不想知道这个 Oh, I so did not need to know that.
你去哪儿 So, where're you going?
去监狱看麦克 Down to the jailhouse to talk to Mike.
你不是向伊恩保证不再见他了吗 But didn't you tell Ian you wouldn't see him anymore?
没错 但总得有人告诉他新律师的消息吧 Yeah, but somebody's got to tell him about his new lawyer.
不然律师出现时 麦克还会摸不清头脑呢 The guy'll show up and he's gonna go, "Who the hell is he?"
伊恩会理解的 Ian gets that.
再说了 没什么大不了的 Besides, why would it be a big deal?
麦克和我结束了 Mike and I are over.
我只是很费解 因为... I was just wondering, because, you know,
你去监狱居然还擦唇膏 you're putting on lipstick to go to a prison.
谢谢你来澄清事实 Thank you for clearing things up.
这是我能尽的绵薄之力 Oh, well, it was the least I could do.
奥森 对你造成的困扰真是抱歉 Orson, I'm truly sorry for the pain I've caused.
如果有别的事需要我... And if there's anything else I can do...
其实 正好有 Actually, there is.
这个周末 我希望你能和我们共进晚餐 I'd love it if you could join us for dinner this weekend.
有几个朋友 我... There are some friends that I'm just...
迫不及待地想介绍给你 ...dying for you to meet.
-你给我请了个律师 -没错 他非常厉害 - You got me a lawyer? - Yeah. And he is fantastic.
你不敢相信他帮了多少人渣摆脱罪名 You cannot believe the scum he has gotten off.
不是说你是人渣 Not that you're scum.
即使你是 也是个很帅的人渣 But if you were, you'd be sitting pretty.
一分一厘我都会还你的 I'm paying you back every penny.
这些嘛 以后再说 Well, you know, we'll figure that out later.
真不敢相信 I can't believe
我居然听信了伊迪关于你的说辞 I just listened to all that stuff Edie told me about you.
原来 只有你为我着想 Turns out you're the only one standing by me.
苏珊 你真是个好朋友 You're a good friend, Susan.
说到这个... Yeah, about that...
是伊恩帮你的 It's Ian.
他不愿意看到我仍然和前任有交往 He's not crazy about me spending time with my ex.
即使前任对情史已失忆也不行吗 Even an ex who doesn't remember dating you?
可我记得 这就够了 I remember, and I guess that's enough for him.
抱歉 I'm sorry.
这也难怪他 Well, I can't say that I blame him.
-麦克 保重 -你也是 苏珊 - You take care of yourself, Mike. - You too, Susan.
晚餐好了 Dinner's ready.
凯拉 我做了你最喜欢的炸玉米饼 Kayla, I made your favorite tacos.
-吃吧 -我爸爸呢 - Here you go. - Where's my daddy?
抱歉了甜心 他还在忙 Oh, sorry, sweetheart, he's working late,
正在收拾餐馆呢 trying to get the restaurant ready.
亲爱的 帕克 去洗手 去吧 Oh, lovely, Parker. Go wash your hands. Go on.
-凯拉你去哪 -看电视 - Kayla, where you going? - To watch TV.
宝贝 吃饭的时候不能看电视的 Oh, sweetie, we don't watch TV during dinner.
但我喜欢的节目开始了 But my show is on.
抱歉了 这是规矩 Well, I'm sorry, those are the rules.
我妈都让我看 My mommy let me.
下不为例 Just this once.
是的 我知道你们在想什么 OK, OK, I know what you're thinking,
但凯拉现在心情很不好 but Kayla's going through a hard time right now.
过来坐下 Come and sit down.
让她看电视就像是 Letting her watch TV is like
在你们生病时 我让你们吃冰激凌 me letting you eat ice cream when you're sick.
可她没病啊 But she's not sick.
的确 但她很伤心 Well, that's true, but she's sad.
我伤心时 怎么不能看电视啊 I'm sad I can't watch TV.
吃你们的玉米饼 Eat your tacos.
-都给我坐下 -不公平 - Whoa, whoa! Sit your butts down. - It's not fair!
我不管 规矩是规矩 I don't care. We have rules.
-凭什么她可以看 -她有特殊情况 - Well, she gets to. - She is special.
坐下 快 Now, sit down. Come on.
-那她也能吃甜点吗 -当然可以 - Does she get dessert too? - Of course I do.
这部纪录片真是太棒了 What an amazing documentary.
我知道这导演拍了400小时以上的电影 You know, I read the director shot over 400 hours of film.
真的啊 我怎么只记得一半 Really? I only counted half that.
-我懂了 下场电影你来选 -好 - I get it. You pick the next one. - OK.
看你啊 你怎么这么浪漫呢 Look at you! Who knew you were such a romantic?
其实...不是我送的 Actually, I... I didn't send them.
不是你 You didn't?
这位让我难堪的人是谁 So who's making me look bad?
没署名 Uh... there's no signature.
-抱歉 让你难堪了 -没有 - I'm sorry. This is kind of awkward. - No, hey,
我不在乎谁在遥远的地方爱着你 I don't care who worships you from afar...
只要我能在你身边就行 ...as long as I get to do it up close.
你不嫉妒真好 That's sweet that you're not jealous.
如果有人送我这个 卡洛斯要把房顶都掀了 Carlos would have hit the roof if some guy sent me...
失陪一下好吗 Would you excuse me a minute?
卡洛斯 这招不错啊 Nice try, Carlos.
别装无辜 就是你送我这些花的 Don't act innocent. You know you sent me these flowers.
为什么我要送你花 Why would I get you flowers?
破坏我的新恋情呗 To sabotage my new relationship.
你说野餐男啊 我在乎个什么 With Picnic Boy? What do I care if you go out with him?
你就在乎 首先你搬到街对面来住 You care. First you move across the street,
然后 今天白天 我看到你盯我梢 and then, earlier today, I catch you spying on me
我没在盯梢 而是在嘲笑你 I was not spying. I was mocking you.
-卡洛斯 你得向前看了 -我已经向前看了 - You need to move on, Carlos. - I have moved on.
是你在约会过程中谈论你的前夫 You're the one talking to your ex in the middle of a date.
-他很无聊吗 -比尔才不无聊 - Is he that boring? - Bill is not boring.
他很有活力 He is vibrant.
-而且性感 -可你还是来找我了 - And sexy. - And yet, here you are.
她把你的洋娃娃扔到垃圾桶里了 She threw your doll in the trash?
不是 她先扯下它的胳膊 塞满了辣椒 No, first she ripped off its arms, stuffed it with chili,
然后才扔到垃圾桶里 then she threw it in the trash.
你都做了些什么 So, what did you do?
什么都没做啊 Nothing.
而且你已经让她吃饭时看电视了 And this is after you let her watch TV during dinner?
我不知道我还能怎么办 Well, I didn't know what else to do.
我在努力赢得 I'm trying to win over
一个不想要后妈的小女孩的心 a little girl who clearly doesn't want a new mother.
我想 给她特殊待遇 Well, I guess giving her special treatment
解决不了任何问题 isn't gonna solve anything.
你知道有什么可以解决问题吗 You know what might solve something?
你在家就好了 If you were home once in a while.
她听你的话 You're the one she listens to.
我在准备开餐馆呢 I am trying to open up a restaurant.
我们一生的积蓄都花在上面了 Our life savings is riding on this thing.
-我知道 -知道吗 - I know, I know. - You know what?
我不希望你害怕向凯拉进行家教 I don't want you to be afraid to take a firm hand with Kayla.
她现在是我们家的一份子 She's part of our family now.
你知道我的意思 And you know what that means.
是啊 我对她得像对亲生孩子一样严苛 Yeah. I should treat her as badly as I treat my own children.
完全正确 Exactly.
对不起 Sorry. Um...
我还没准备好呢 I'm not sure I'm ready for that yet.
没事 That's cool.
我就想试试 Can't blame me for trying, you know.
奥斯丁 你知道我也想 只是... Austin, you know I want to. It's just...
别担心 Hey, don't sweat it.
没准备好就算了 If you're not ready, you're not ready.
他没逼你啊 多好的人啊 So he didn't pressure you at all? What a great guy.
我知道 上辈子修来的 I know. I'm so lucky.
他坏男孩的外表下是个绅士 Underneath all that bad-boy posturing, he's a real gentleman.
你不但身体是个处女 想法也是处女 Wow. You're not only a virgin, you think like one.
去死吧 偷听鬼 Beat it, eavesdropper!
不 等等 No, wait. Um...
你什么意思 What did you mean by that?
男人需要性 懂吗 基本常识 Well, uh, guys need sex. All right? It's basic science.
所以 如果他在你身上得不到 So, if he's not getting it from you,
就会去别的地方采花的 he'll end up getting it somewhere else.
你个白痴 不是所有男人都想着上女人的 You're a moron. Not all guys pressure girls for sex.
是啊 同性恋不会 但奥斯丁是直男 Yeah, gay guys don't. But Austin's not gay.
灌了三杯酒都掰不弯 Not even after three beers.
当我没说 Don't ask.
你到底啥意思 So, what's your point?
如果男人等不及你脱下衣裳 If a guy has to wait too long to see you naked,
他就只会把你当朋友看了 he'll end up seeing you as a friend.
这又是基本常识 Again, science.
别听他的 继续守贞吧 Don't listen to him. You hold on to your virginity.
奥斯丁要是等不及 他就根本配不上你 If Austin won't wait, he doesn't deserve you.
我只是不想失去他 I just don't want to lose him.
总比失去自尊好啊 It's better than losing your self-respect.
你还是听我这个 Take it from a girl who's
被称为"小荡范德坎普"的女孩的话吧 known at school as "Little Miss Van de Tramp."
-不是你自封的吗 -是因为这名字 - I thought you made that up. - Only because it was nicer
比他们起的其它外号好听多了 than the other names they were calling me.
我真的很感激你能捐献这些 I really appreciate you donating this stuff.
要多多行善嘛 Anything for a good cause.
收容所内估计要开心死了 Everyone at the shelter's gonna be so excited.
对你我而言 这只不过是些旧衣服 To you and me, these are just a bunch of old clothes,
但是对一个无家可归的女人来讲 but to a homeless woman...
简直就是她们重获美丽的机会 ...it's a chance for her to feel pretty again.
你还好吗 You OK?
-什么 -我说你还好吗 - What? - I asked if you're OK.
你有点心不在焉啊 You seem kind of distracted.
我没事 I am fine. Yes.
就是突然记起 今天是我妈妈的生日 I just remembered, today's my mother's birthday.
我们可以在路边的花店停一下吗 Can we stop by the florist on the way to the shelter?
可以 Yeah.
瑞德里探长吗 我是苏珊·梅尔 Detective Ridley? My name is Susan Mayer.
我想举报某人 And I'm calling to drop a dime on someone.
这种措辞没问题吧 That's the expression, right?
没有 女士 行话是这么讲 Yes, ma'am. You've got the lingo down pat.
很好 此人名叫奥森·霍吉 Good. Uh... his name is Orson Hodge,
他跟麦克·德尔非诺案里的死者 and he had an affair with the woman
搞婚外情 that you think Mike Delfino killed.
莫妮可·波利耶 你确定吗 Monique Polier? Are you sure?
因为霍吉先生在太平间见到死者尸体时 Because Mr. Hodge saw her body in the morgue.
-似乎并不不认识她 -他认得她 - He acted like he didn't know her. - Well, he does.
他只是假装跟她不认识 So he's pretending he didn't.
很可疑 不是吗 That's suspicious, right?
你能等我一下吗 Oh, can you hold on?
-你好 -苏珊 我是布里 - Hello? - Susan, hi, it's Bree.
布里 你好呀 Bree! Uh... hi.
能等我一下吗 Can you hold on a second?
奥森妻子打来电话 It's Orson's wife!
我举报这事 不能让她知道 She can't know I called you.
别跟她提就行 How about you don't tell her?
好 抱歉 Right. Sorry.
告发这事我还真不在行 等我一下好吗 I'm new to this whole snitch thing. Hold on, OK?
布里 真不好意思 Bree, hi. Sorry about that.
该死的电话推销 Damn telemarketer.
你有什么事情吗 So, what can I do for you?
对于那天吵架的事我很过意不去 I just feel really awful about our fight,
所以打电话向你道歉 and I think it's time for an apology.
布里 Oh, Bree.
你这么说我真高兴 I am so relieved.
你明天能来我家跟我们夫妇共进晚餐吗 Would you join Orson and me for dinner tomorrow night?
好的 Sure.
一言为定 我们明晚8点见 Good, I'll see you at 8:00.
布里 我想跟你说 不管怎样 Bree, I just want you to know that, no matter what,
我真的很珍惜我们的友谊 your friendship means the world to me.
苏珊 我跟你想得一样 Oh, Susan, you know I feel exactly the same...
又是我 It's me again.
我想告诉你 奥森曾在精神康复中心呆过一年 You should also know that Orson spent a year in an asylum.
你好 有什么能帮你吗 Hi. Can I help you?
你好 我昨天收到你们花店送出的花 Hi, I received some flowers from your shop yesterday
但卡片上没有写送花者的名字 and the card didn't say who they were from.
你能帮我查一下吗 姓索利斯 Can you check? The name is Solis.
好的 请稍等 Sure, sure. Just give me a sec here.
-索利斯吗 -对 - Solis? - Yeah.
索利斯 索利斯 好奇怪 Solis, Solis...This is odd.
-买花者要求匿名 -是吗 - The buyer asked to remain anonymous. - Really?
花很漂亮 Well, the flowers were so beautiful,
所以我想谢谢对方 I'd like to know who to thank.
抱歉 我必须尊重顾客的要求 Sorry. I have to honor their request.
为什么 不就是送个花吗 Why? They're just flowers.
又不是什么政府机密 They're not government secrets.
若不介意 我还有事要忙 If you don't mind, I'm busy.
等等 等等 让我解释一下 OK, wait, wait. Let me explain.
还解释什么 漂亮女士收到花 What's to explain? A pretty girl gets flowers.
知道吗 好多女人从未没收过花呢 Do you know how many girls never get flowers?
我在这家花店打工 I work in a flower shop.
可我从未收过该死的花 I've never gotten any freakin' flowers.
别再无聊纠缠是谁送的 So stop your whining about who sent them
有人送就不错了 and just be glad he did.
你说得对 You're right.
不好意思 占用了你这么久的时间 And I am so sorry for taking up so much of your time.
我这也是不得已而为之 And I'm sorry for doing this!
你这是干什么 喂 喂 What the hell are you doing? Hey! Hey! Hey!
我会补偿你的 好吗 I'm gonna make it up to you, OK?
等我查好 我就给你送束花 Once I'm done, I'll send you flowers.
我不会就这么算了 Hey! You won't get away with this!
-我知道你住哪 -有空来我家放放松 - I know where you live! - Yeah, well, stop by. We'll hot tub.
先生 救命 Hey, mister! Help!
她把我锁里面了 She locked me in here!
加布 Gabby?
都是她的错 This is totally her fault.
我就是问她 是不是卡洛斯送花给我 I mean, I simply asked her if Carlos sent me the flowers,
她死活不给我看订单 and she refused to show me the order slip.
你还在纠缠这个问题吗 Are you still hung up on that?
-上帝呀 -等等 - For God's sake. - Wait, wait!
再等一下 我想知道真相 I need a couple more minutes. I need to know the truth!
什么真相 What truth is that?
你还爱着你前夫的真相吗 That you're still obsessed with your ex-husband?
什么 不是 是他还爱我 What? No, he's obsessed with me.
你把花商关起来 You just imprisoned a florist
就是为了查是不是他送你玫瑰花 to find out if he sent you roses.
我懂你的意思了 OK, I see what you mean.
完了 走吧 There. I'm done. Let's go.
其实 我也就此结束吧 Actually... I think I'm done too.
对不起 I'm sorry.
没事 It's OK.
也许我还没准备好接受新恋情 I'm probably not ready to date.
谢谢 Thanks.
我想说 我随时都有空 And just so you know, I am ready to date.
好了 走吧 All right, let's hit it.
-凯拉 走吧 -我的冰淇淋还没吃完 - Come on, Kayla. - I haven't finished my ice cream.
抱歉 我们得走了 我晚上还要赴宴 Sorry, but we gotta go. I have a dinner party I have to get to.
他们都吃完了才走的呀 They got to finish their ice cream.
要知道 他们就像普通孩子 Well, they, you know,
狼吞虎咽着吃完了 wolfed it down like kids are supposed to.
吃快点吧 So hurry it up.
凯拉 我可不会傻等 真要走了 Kayla, I'm not fooling around. We're going.
行 OK.
孩子们 快上车 我随后就到 Boys, go to the car. I'll be out in a minute. Go.
宝贝 听我说 你生我气我不怪你 Listen, sweetheart, I don't blame you for being angry.
你妈妈不在了 你跟我一起过 Your mom's gone, and you're stuck with me.
但是 But...
她临终前嘱咐我 ...the last thing she said to me was,
"答应我照顾好凯拉" "Promise you'll take care of Kayla."
我正履行我的承诺 And I am going to.
但你必须配合一下 好吗 But you're gonna have to help me, OK?
我吃完就走 We can leave when I'm done.
好了 走吧 OK. Let's go.
哇哦 好吧 你这是干嘛 Hey, whoa, okay, what the hell are you doing?
-停下 别叫了 -别管我 - Stop! Stop screaming, stop! - Leave me alone!
你不是我妈妈 You're not my mommy!
孩子们 让你们 Guys, how would you like
在电视机前吃一整周的晚餐如何 to eat dinner in front of the television for a whole week?
你们干嘛 What are you guys doing here?
凯拉 别叫了 Kayla, stop screaming,
我耳朵都被你叫疼了 you're hurting my ears!
上车 Just get in the car!
快点 回家了 Come on, we're going home!
系好安全带 Get your seat belt on!
孩子老是打打闹闹的 Kids, they're always roughhousing.
你干嘛停手 Why did you stop?
太晚了 我把你衬衣解开了 Well, it's getting late. I got your blouse unbuttoned.
通常我们称之为良宵 That's usually when we call it a night.
今晚就是良宵吗 Do you want to call it a night?
什么 你想吃点东西吗 披萨之类的 What, do you want to grab a pizza or something?
你想干嘛 我就想干嘛 I want to do what you want to do.
你知道我要什么 Well, you know what I want to do.
那好 Well, OK.
你确定吗 Are you sure?
确定 Yeah. I'm sure.
就凭吃饭的样子 You can always spot the new guys
新人立刻就被认出来了 by the way they pick through their food.
你在外犯了什么事 What did you do when you thought no one was looking?
警察说我杀了人 The cops say I killed a woman.
但其实不是你干的 对吗 But you didn't, right?
说实话 我也不知道 Actually, I have no idea.
我出了车祸 头受伤了 I got pretty banged up in an accident.
前两年的事完全不记得了 The last two years are a blank.
这招很新嘛 Well, that's a fresh approach.
也不知道这法子有没有用 Not sure the jury's gonna swallow it.
这是事实 It's the truth.
我信你 I believe you.
麦克卢斯基太太就在楼下 OK, Mrs. McCluskey's downstairs
要是有事 我们就从街对面过来 and we will be right across the street if you need us.
好的 爸爸 OK, Daddy.
勒奈特跟我讲了今天的事 You know, I heard what happened with Lynette today.
她很不容易 Hey, she's doing her best.
你干嘛那样对她 Why are you being so hard on her?
因为是她害死了我妈妈 Because it's her fault my mommy died.
不 不是这样的 宝贝 No. No, no, honey, it's not.
妈妈会去那家店 Mom only went to that store
是因为勒奈特想把我抢走 because Lynette was trying to steal me.
不是这样 OK, that is not true.
听我说 宝贝 事情比这复杂多了 Look, honey, it is way more complicated than that.
我知道你想妈妈 I know you miss your mommy.
她深爱着你 And she loved you very much.
但你知道吗 But guess what?
勒奈特也爱你 Lynette loves you too.
所以你必须给她一次机会 That's why you got to give her a chance.
就算是为我好吗 Can you do that for me?
好吧 我会做个好孩子 OK. I'll be good.
这才是我的乖女儿 That's my girl.
但我永远不会爱她 But I'm never gonna love her.
你也不能强迫我 And you can't make me.
-你赢了 -我赢什么了 - Well, you've won. - What did I win?
比尔跟我掰了 Bill and I split up.
我不觉得惊讶 Can't say I'm surprised.
他不适合你 He wasn't right for you.
我知道 I know.
你就承认是你送的花吧 So just admit you sent the flowers.
不是我 I didn't.
卡洛斯 跟我说实话 我保证不生气 Carlos, just tell me. I won't be mad. I promise.
加布 要真是我送花给你 Gabby, if I was gonna send you flowers,
我不会送粉色玫瑰 I wouldn't send you pink roses.
我会送你白兰花 I'd send you white orchids.
因为我知道那是你的最爱 Because I know they're your favorite.
若要讨你欢心 我就送你向日葵 And if I wanted to cheer you up, sunflowers.
要是你感冒了 则送鸢尾花 And for the flu... blue irises.
你这么了解我 真讨厌 I hate that you know me so well.
积年累月才能深知对方 And it took so long for that to happen.
而我现在要与他人重新开始 Now I have to start over again with somebody else.
对 这就是约会的意义 Yeah. That's what dating is for.
我知道 真是糟糕透了 I know, and it sucks.
你也看到了 I mean, you saw me.
我居然跟人野餐 还吃了一罐布丁 I went on a picnic and ate pudding out of a can!
太难吃了 It was horrible!
或许这能让你好受点 Well, if it makes you feel any better,
我那晚被人拉去看芭蕾舞了 I got dragged to the ballet the other night.
看来你也在约会 So you are dating?
所以才又是举重又是跑步的 That's why you've been lifting weights and jogging.
如果想猎到艳遇 Well, if you wanna bag the big game,
必须把枪磨利了 you gotta work on the guns.
我必须得说 I'll give you this:
你演技真是太烂了 卡洛斯 You're gonna be a tough act to follow, Carlos.
宝贝 你也一样 Back at you, babe.
抱歉 让你久等了 I'm so sorry to keep you waiting,
但我想等客人到了之后介绍你们认识 but I don't want to introduce you until all my guests are here.
我无所谓 I don't mind.
顺便说一句 By the way, um,
要是我朋友问起事情的经过 她们会问的 when my friends ask you what happened, and they will,
我觉得提及奥森和莫妮可的尴尬事 I don't think it's necessary to go into all that unpleasantness
是不必要的 about Orson and Monique.
她们知道你回来了就够了 All they need to know is that you're back
而且我们相处得很融洽 and we're on good terms.
并且奥森并没有杀我 And Orson didn't kill me.
显然奥森没有杀你 And Orson didn't kill you.
我先去开门 肯定是苏珊来了 OK, just one minute, that'll be Susan.
我带了一个通心蛋糕过来 I brought you a Bundt cake.
别紧张 不是我做的 Don't worry, I didn't make it.
你太客气了 You didn't have to do that.
我被你那通电话感动了 你真是大度 I was really touched by your call. It was so big of you.
是的 错了就是错了 Well, when you're wrong, you're wrong.
人都到齐了 Now that we're all assembled,
我为大家介绍一位贵宾 I'd like to introduce the guest of honor.
想必大家见到她跟我一样感到开心 I hope you'll all be as delighted to meet her as I was.
进来吧 You can come in now.
各位 这是阿尔玛·霍吉 Everyone, this is Alma Hodge.
奥森的第一任妻子 Orson's first wife.
要想致歉的话 随时欢迎 Oh, about that apology, any time you're ready.
这些年你一直就呆在加拿大吗 So you've been in Canada this entire time?
我姑姑住在温尼伯 Well, my Aunt Agnes has a place in Winnipeg.
我原本没打算在那里住太久 I hadn't planned on staying so long,
但我需要时间找回自我 but I needed the time to find myself.
要是有人找到你就好了 Would've been nice if someone else found you.
-这里上演了好多闹剧 -我听说了 - There was a lot of drama around here. - Yes, I heard.
大家都以为奥森把我给杀了 People actually thought Orson had done away with me?
太能杜撰了 有些人真是异想天开 Amazing, isn't it, where some people's minds will go?
你这下被动了吧 Well, you gotta hand it to her.
你以为布里 Just when you think
摆一场"和事酒" Bree's thrown every conceivable theme party.
殊不知她借机打响 She hosts a "shame on you
"叫你怀疑我老公杀人"的反击战 for thinking my husband killed someone" dinner.
好吧 阿尔玛还活着 她赢了 So Alma's alive, big deal
但我们仍不知道 We still don't know what went down
奥森跟莫妮可之间的纠葛 between Orson and Monique.
苏珊 别折腾了 Susan, please.
我们怀疑她老公已经够蠢的了 还是算了吧 We look stupid enough for suspecting him. Just let it go.
你来晚了点 It may be a little late for that.
瑞德里探长 你有什么事情吗 Detective Ridley, can I help you?
我想找你丈夫谈谈 Yes, I'd like to speak to your husband.
恐怕他不在家 Oh, well, I'm afraid he's not here,
等他回来后 我乐意向他传达 but I will be happy to tell him that you came by.
亲爱的 谁来了 Who is it, darling?
打扰了 Excuse us.
能再等等吗 我们的晚宴还没结束 Can't this wait? We're having a dinner party.
-你好 霍吉医生 -瑞德里探长 - Hello, Dr. Hodge. - Detective Ridley.
我们希望你陪我们走一趟 We need you to come with us.
我们有一些疑问 We have questions
和上次停尸房里的女尸有关 about that Jane Doe we showed you in the morgue.
为什么你认为我知道死者的事情呢 Why do you think I'd know anything about her?
因为你曾与她有婚外情 Well, you were having an affair with her when she died.
你从哪听说的 And where did you hear that?
苏珊 Susan.
我不知道他们今晚过来 I didn't know they were gonna come tonight.
我乐意回答警方的任何问题 I'm happy to answer any questions that you might have.
抱歉 请大家继续享用甜品 My apologies. Please, stay and enjoy the dessert.
真不敢相信 你居然跟警察打电话 I don't believe this. You called the police?
你当然想隐瞒下来 Obviously you weren't going to.
警方有权知道 They needed to know
死者是奥森的情妇这一事实 that dead woman was Orson's mistress.
我就私下里跟你随口一说 I told you that in confidence.
你真觉得我听到 Did you seriously think I could sit on
这个可以救出麦克的线索而无动于衷吗 information that would exonerate Mike?
你要是那天去监狱看看他 If you had seen his face in jail the other day...
-那天 你去见麦克了 -对 - The other day? You saw Mike? - Yeah.
告诉他律师的事情而已 Just to tell him about the lawyer.
-我知道麦克是无辜的 -是啊 - I know that Mike is innocent. - Right.
就像你知道她已经死了一样 Just like you knew she was dead.
-我以为我们说好了 -是说好了 - I thought we had an agreement. - We do.
-我们等下再讨论此事好吗 -什么时候 - Can we talk about this later? - When
等到下次夫妻探访之后吗 After your next conjugal visit?
伊恩 别走 Ian, wait!
为了救麦克 你真是不择手段 Boy, when it comes to Mike, there's no one you won't betray.
-你什么意思 -两位 - Excuse me? - Hey, guys.
-请离开我家 -布里 - Please leave my house. - Bree!
听到没有 出去 You heard me. Get out!
布里 我知道你生我的气 Bree, I know you're angry,
但看在我们友谊的份上 but for the sake of our friendship...
别妄想了 我们恩断义绝 Oh, make no mistake. Our friendship is over.
温尼伯 So Winnipeg...
那里很冷吧 ...it must get pretty cold up there.
我回来拿外套 I'm just getting my coat.
伊恩 别走 Ian, please,
我刚刚失去了我最好的朋友 I just lost one of my best friends.
我不想也失去你 I can't lose you too.
你答应过我再也不见他了 You said you wouldn't see him again!
但你要理解我 But you had to know
我见他就是想跟他把一切解释清楚 that I would go one more time to explain everything.
-我还真不懂 -这太疯狂了 - Actually, no, I didn't. - Well, that's just crazy.
你干嘛这么激动 Why are you acting like a crazy person?
因为你之前就为了他离开过我 Because you've already left me once for this guy!
可现在不同了 我爱的是你 Things are different now! I love you!
你没必要担心了 You don't have to worry about that anymore.
要是我们想继续走下去 If we're gonna make this relationship work.
你必须相信我 You have to trust me.
你干嘛朝我笑 Why are you smiling at me?
你刚刚说你爱我 You just said that you love me.
-对 那又怎样 -你以前从未说过 - Yeah. So? - Well, you've never said that before.
-我说过 -我记不得了 - Yes, I have. - No, I would've remembered.
那我现在说好了 我爱你 I'm saying it now. I love you.
还有问题吗 Do you have a problem with that?
-没了 女士 -你现在不能亲我 - No, ma'am. - You can't kiss me now.
-我们在吵架 -我在听 - I'm yelling at you. - I'm listening.
别以为这事就这么算了 Well, don't think that you can get out of this,
就这么... you know, by just...
哦 是的 就那里 Oh, Oh, Yeah, Oh, right there...
是这里 Right there.
听着 我们该停手了 Look, I think we should stop doing this.
我知道是我的主意 但感觉很不对劲 I know it's my idea, but it just doesn't feel right anymore.
你跟朱莉上了床 没什么大不了 So you slept with Julie. It's no big deal.
但对她来说很重要 我不想伤害她 It is to her, and I don't want to see her get hurt.
我也不想 Me either.
那我们就别告诉她 So, let's just not tell her.
美景镇里再也找不到比这更安静的地方了 There's no place in Fairview that's more peaceful.
硬木地板 All the floors are hardwood.
全新家具 There are brand-new appliances.
花园也漂亮 And the gardens are... Well, they're beautiful.
怎么样 So, what do you think?
我买下了 I'll take it.
是吗 那太好了 Really? That's terrific.
我早上就把合同准备好 I'll draw up the papers in the morning.
如果你不介意 我想问问 If you don't mind me asking,
你为什么对这条巷子如此感兴趣呢 Why were you so interested in this particular street?
前几个月 我一直在附近转悠 I've been moving around a lot in the last few months.
我想找一处安身之所 And I need a place where I can really settle down.
我的想法就是 You know what I mean?
在我家附近 孩子们懂得如何举止得体 I want to live in a place where children know how to behave.
居民都具有道德责任感 Where people still have some sense of moral value,
邻里关系融洽 and where friendships are good
亲密无间地维系着 and strong and last forever.
这就是我看重的 That's what I'm looking for.
那紫藤郡最适合你了 Then I think Wisteria Lane is the place for you.
很好 Good.
更重要的是 我想融入此中 More than anything, I just want to fit in.
你会的 阿尔玛 Oh, you will, Alma.
你肯定会 You absolutely will.