《绝望的主妇》 前情提要 Previously on Desperate Housewives,
我还有个孩子 勒奈特 I have another child, Lynette.
你根本不允许 还记得吗 You don't wanna gave me permission,remember?
我怎么会允许你和怀着我们孩子的女人上床 Not to sleep with the woman who's carrying our child!
有些人的爱会凋零 For some, love will wither...
我认识你吗 我叫奥森·霍吉 是苏珊的牙医朋友 Do I know you? Orson Hodge. Susan's dentist friend.
而有些人将期待爱的降临 ... while others will wait for love.
另一些人 爱正含苞欲放 For others, new love will bloom...
却可能永远不能如约而至 ... that may never arrive.
去年湖边车道上发生不测 Something awful happened on Lakeview Drive last year.
要想弄清前因后果 你就得先了解 To understand why, you need to know
阿尔玛·霍吉那天早晨醒来 that, when Alma Hodge awoke that morning,
她根本不知道 she had no idea this would be
这天她将离开她的丈夫 the day she'd leave her husband.
那天和往常一样开始 Certainly, it began normally enough.
她照他指示放好食物 She put away the groceries per his instructions.
严格按照他的要求悬挂干洗衣服 She hung his dry cleaning exactly as he had requested.
按他教授的方法折叠毛巾 She folded the towels just as he had taught her.
将近正午时分 It was just before noon...
妈妈爱宝宝 宝宝爱妈妈吗 Mama loves her baby. Does the baby love Mama?
妈妈 Mama.
当阿尔玛内心的热火燃烧 ... when something inside Alma broke
她下定决心远走高飞 and she decided it was time to fly away.
当然 她很有头脑 不告而别 Of course, she knew better than to say this to her husband.
他以为阿尔玛很幸福 He thought Alma was happy.
奥森·霍吉的旨意不容违逆 And Orson Hodge did not like to be contradicted.
所以她等到他出门上班 So she waited till he'd left for work.
随即 And then...
宝宝快下来 妈妈得赶紧了 Baby, you gotta come down now. Mama's in a hurry.
赶紧 赶紧 Hurry. Hurry.
你要不马上飞回笼里 If you don't get back in your cage right now,
我就只能丢下你不管了 拜托 I have to leave you behind. Please.
次日 卡洛琳·碧茨比路过 The next day, Carolyn Bigsby stopped by.
正如多数好管闲事的邻居一样 And, like most nosy neighbors,
她知道 不敲门才能挖到更多八卦 she knew you learned more if you didn't knock.
阿尔玛 在家吗 Alma? Are you home?
卡洛琳 我来找阿尔玛 Carolyn? I was just looking for Alma.
我们约好今早喝咖啡 她爽约了 We had a coffee date this morning. She never showed.
阿尔玛昨天走了 走了 Uh, Alma left yesterday. Left?
我们昨天小吵了一架 We had a bit of a row.
我和哈维 Harvey and I thought we
好像听到了尖叫声 她去哪里了 heard some raised voices. So where'd she go?
不清楚 可我觉得没事 她一切平安 Don't know. But I wouldn't worry about it. I'm sure she's fine.
奥森 不 Orson, no.
那等我得知阿尔玛的消息 So if I hear from Alma,
会告诉她你来过 I'll let her know that you dropped by.
没错 奥森·霍吉的旨意不容违逆 Yes, Orson Hodge was a man who did not like to be contradicted...
不容任何人质疑 ... by anyone.
6个月之前
美景镇不常下雨 It doesn't rain very often in the town of Fairview.
下则倾盆 But when it does, it pours.
那一天 布里·范德坎普 It was on just such a day that Bree Van de Kamp
和她的新男友奥森·霍吉初次约会 went on her first date with her new friend, Orson Hodge,
她们在雨中吻别 a date that ended with a kiss in the rain.
此时 加布丽尔·索利斯正与 This occurred just as Gabrielle Solis was conferring
她刚请的离婚律师商榷 with her new divorce lawyer
并绘声绘色地细数 and describing, in vivid detail,
她丈夫和女仆的奸情 her husband's affair with their maid,
她还是她们的代孕妈妈 who also happened to be their surrogate.
同时 勒奈特·斯加沃正忙于 Meanwhile, Lynette Scavo was busy
会见丈夫的私生女 meeting her husband's illegitimate daughter...
还得抑制住想掐死她母亲的冲动 ... while resisting the urge to strangle the girl's mother.
此前苏珊·梅尔刚得知麦克·德尔非诺 This happened just after Susan Mayer learned Mike Delfino
惨遭肇事逃逸 had been badly injured in a hitand-run accident
正躺在美景镇纪念医院昏迷不醒 and was now in a coma at Fairview Memorial Hospital.
与此同时 伊迪·布利特正在我住过的 At that same moment, Edie Britt was putting up a for-sale sign
房前草坪上张贴售房布告 on the lawn of the house where I once lived.
伊迪还打算冲洗车道 Edie had also planned to spruce up
让房屋焕然一新 the property by washing down the driveway,
可她欣喜地发现 but she was pleased to see the rain
雨水已代为效劳 had already taken care of that.
这就是雨天的妙处 This is what rainy days are good for.
它们再一次洗涤万物 They make everything clean again...
这在紫藤郡这样的街上尤为重要 ... which is necessary on a street like Wisteria Lane,
一切可能乱作一团 where everything can get so messy.
今天
欢迎 欢迎 Welcome, welcome.
别担心地上的水了 Don't worry about the water.
木地板上铺有塑料薄膜 给你传单 The wood floors are laminated. Here's a flyer.
警察在车库里发现了她惨不忍睹的手指 The police found her severed fingers in the garage.
不是吧 他们再也没找到费莉西娅的尸体 Oh, no. And they never found Felicia's body.
即使哪天你打开柜子发现她在里面 我也不意外 I wouldn't be surprised if someday you open a cabinet, and hello!
凯伦 你看到大理石后挡板了吗 Karen, dear. Have you seen the marble backsplash?
我一定得带你去看看 失陪 I just must show it to you. Excuse us.
你想害我吗 只会背后伤人的大母牛 What are you trying to do to me, you backstabbing cow?
他们问我为什么房东要卖房 They asked why the owner was selling.
我告诉他们保罗·杨在蹲大牢 I told them that Paul Young was in jail.
他们追问原因 话匣子就打开了 They asked why. Conversation has a flow.
给我打住 Well, knock it off.
我这几个月拼命想脱手这套房 I've been trying to unload this house for months.
你却在给我帮倒忙 You are not helping.
这是给潜在买家准备的 你这个老混混 Those are for potential buyers, you withered old mooch.
祝你能早日找到买主 Good luck trying to find one of those.
或许卖掉地下室带录音棚的 Maybe it'll be easier with the Applewhite house
爱波怀特那栋房子更容易呢 给我出去 and that rec room in the basement. Get out.
出去 出去 出去 Get out. Get out, get out, get out.
伊迪 有空吗 有 当然有 Edie? Do you have a moment, please? Yes. Yes, yes, yes.
孩子们 Guys.
安静 快点 Settle down. Come on!
凯拉准备好了吗 马上就好 Is Kayla ready yet? Just a sec.
亲爱的 谢谢你那么识大体 Honey, thank you for this.
的确有些别扭 It's a little weird, I mean
寄出带有丈夫的私生女的圣诞全家福 to send a family Christmas photo with your husband's love child.
能否融入这个家对她很重要 It means a lot to her to feel included.
没问题 她是个乖女孩 No problem. She's a great little girl. OK?
好了 来吧 我去定焦 All right, let's do this. I am just going to check the focus.
诺拉 勒奈特 Nora. Lynette.
你在干什么 Uh-huh. What are you doing there?
这不是全家福吗 Well, it's a family photo, right?
汤姆 我再检查一下你领带系好没 Tom, could I check your tie again?
她一下就坐定了 我还没反应过来 She sat down so quickly, I didn't know what to say.
要不你就说"你要进相片了 贱人 闪开" How about, "You're in the frame, bitch. Move."
勒奈特 不行 抱歉 Lynette... No, I am sorry.
我还得怎样忍气吞声 How much of her crap do I have to put up with?
先是偶尔来串串门 First, it's little drop-bys,
再是一周三次不请自来蹭饭 then she's inviting herself to dinner three times a week.
现在她更得寸进尺 想进我们的全家福 Now she wants to be in our Christmas photo?
抱歉 休想 I'm sorry, no. That's not happening.
别吵了 过节呢 Hey, guys. Don't fight. It's the holidays.
诺拉 这是我们家的全家福 Nora... this is just for our family.
我希望你别掺和进来 I would prefer if you weren't in it.
好吧 Ok.
凯拉 我们走 她们赶我们走 Kayla, honey, we gotta go. They're kicking us out.
我们没说凯拉不能和我们合照 We didn't say that Kayla couldn't be in the photo.
你知道吗 Yeah, well, you know what?
如果我不算家庭一份子 那她也算不上 If I'm not your family, then she's not your family.
没关系 我不一定非得合照 It's OK. I don't have to be in the picture.
好吧 好吧 那就来吧 Fine. Fine. No, absolutely fine.
把疯婆娘放在最边上 我们稍后抹掉 Put Crazy at the end and we can crop her out later.
很好 一切就绪 Fair enough. Everything's OK.
没事了 来啊 孩子们 各就各位 It's OK. Come on, guys. Come on back.
谢谢你 勒奈特 Thank you, Lynette.
这才是我寻求的圣诞精神 That's the Christmas spirit that I was looking for.
倒数十秒 Ten seconds.
这样太死板了 我有个妙招 I think this is a little stiff. I have a really fun idea.
我的饼干呢 Where are my crackers?
我们储备不足 可我给你准备了腌黄瓜 We're out, but I got you a pickle.
腌黄瓜配汤吗 谁会这么吃 Pickles and soup? Who eats that?
我就只有这些 听说过商店吗 You know, that's all I got. Ever heard of a store?
你耍什么性子 我恨腌黄瓜 You did not just do that. I hate pickles.
捡起来 Pick it up.
医生说 我只有小解时才需要下床 Doctor say I only get out of bed to pee.
都是为孩子好 还记得吗 Better for baby, remember?
别走 给我揉揉脚 Don't go. I need you to rub my feet.
疼死了 医生还说 闭嘴 小梅 They're sore. And doctor say... Cut it out, Xiao Mei.
他可没提过要揉你那肥脚 He didn't say anything about rubbing your chubby stumps.
自己揉吧 Rub them yourself.
你待我太恶劣了 You treat me like dirt.
你要不搬去和索利斯先生住吧 Would you rather go live with Mr. Solis
住那间肮脏的单身公寓 in a dingy one-bedroom apartment
没装空调 连有线电视都收看不到 with no air conditioning and no cable?
不愿去是吧 我猜也是 No, I didn't think so.
你是我见过最苛刻的人 You are meanest person I know.
名词前要加冠词 I am the meanest person you know.
你在这个国家呆了一年 You've been in this country a year.
还不会修饰名词 真丢人 你个贱人 Modify your nouns, damn it. What a bitch.
我等不及看你生下孩子 因为一旦你生下来 I can't wait for you to pop out that baby, because when you do,
我就把你送上回上海的第一架飞机 I am putting you on the first plane back to Shanghai.
你将会面朝黄土背朝天 You're gonna be on all fours in a rice paddy
干到累垮为止 before the epidural wears off.
可你答应过给我在唐人街买间公寓 But you promised to get me apartment in Chinatown,
我就可以在我朋友的餐馆打工 开始新生活 so I can work for my friend in restaurant, start a new life.
去跟我的中国朋友说吧 告我啊 Tell it to my Chinese friend, Sue Me.
我们医院有护工做这差事 We do have people in the hospital who could do that.
可我喜欢这样 麦克会希望是我来做 But I like doing it. I think Mike would want me to. Oops.
你拿到最新的核磁共振成像报告了吗 So have you got the results of his latest MRI yet?
恐怕他还没有好转 I'm afraid there was no change.
什么时候再做核磁共振 Well, how long until you can do another one?
我不想打击你 I don't wanna tell you not to be optimistic...
已经六个月了 可他还是会醒过来的 对吧 It's been six months, but he could still come out of it, right?
我看新闻说 一个秘鲁的妇女十年后还是醒了过来 I saw on the news, this woman in Peru woke up after ten years.
播报这新闻是有原因的 There's a reason that made the news.
可能你会觉得我天真 可我知道他会回到我身边 You might think I'm naive, but I know he's coming back to me.
苏珊 别说了 Susan... Don't say it.
你做好你的本职工作 我做好我的 You just keep doing your job, and I'll keep doing mine.
肉酱饭太美味了 That risotto was perfect.
就像你一样 Just like you.
我希望你还有胃口吃甜点 Listen, I hope you saved room for dessert.
我准备了特餐 I got us something special
从市区的一家很棒的小烘焙坊买的 from a wonderful little bakery downtown.
好可爱 That is so adorable.
可我真的一口都吃不下了 But I don't think I can eat another bite.
我来分一半 Here, let me take half.
怎么样 布里 你愿意嫁给我吗 What do you say, Bree? Will you marry me?
有点突然 不是吗 This is a little sudden, isn't it?
我们仅相识了6个月 We've only known each other six months,
可我无时无刻不在爱着你 but I've loved you every minute of it.
可如果你感觉不同 不不不 But if you don't share my feelings... No, no, um...
我也爱你 可我必须三思而后行 I do. It's just that I can't help being cautious.
雷克斯走后 我一直都没能找到真爱 Since Rex, I haven't been exactly lucky in love.
我也感同身受 I used to feel the same way.
阿尔玛离开我时 我的世界都崩溃了 When Alma left me, I was shattered.
我现在意识到 那是我人生最幸福的日子 I realize now it was the luckiest day of my life
因为命中注定 我会以自由身与你相遇 because it meant I was free when I met you.
你不会永远不走运 布里 让我来改变你的命运 Luck can change, Bree. Let me change yours.
我愿意 Yes.
真的 Yes?
对 我愿意嫁给你 奥森 Yes, I will marry you, Orson.
伊恩·海恩斯沃斯自从 Ian Hainsworth had been miserable
他妻子骑马出事以后 ever since a tragic horseback riding accident
就一直郁郁寡欢 had left his wife, Jane, in a coma.
之后的三年里 For the next three years,
他尽量避免与人打交道 he shied away from all social contact
因为他想钻进自己的象牙塔舔噬伤口 because he wanted to be alone with his grief.
后来有一天 他遇见了苏珊·梅尔 Then one day he met Susan Mayer,
因为她的遭遇 who, because of her own tragedy,
与他的如出一辙 was just as miserable as he was.
友情慢慢发芽 And a friendship slowly blossomed,
因为众所周知 because, as everyone knows,
同病相怜 misery loves company.
伊恩越来越 And Ian was loving this company
喜欢这种交往 more and more every day.
两下 三下 ...two... three...
痒痒 痒痒 痒痒 Itch, itch, itch, itch, itch. Itch, itch, itch.
护士知道你这么做吗 Do the nurses know you do this?
你不该看到这一幕的 那当然 You weren't supposed to see that. Clearly.
但如果你陪我喝咖啡 我可以保持沉默 But you can buy my silence if you'll have coffee with me.
我很乐意 可我赶时间 I would love to, but I'm in a rush.
我约好了朋友吃午餐 到一点了吗 I'm supposed to meet my girlfriends for lunch. Is it one yet?
不如你来告诉我 You tell me.
我注意到你总去大厅看时间 I noticed you're always rushing into the hall to check the time,
所以就给你买了这个 so I bought you this.
我不能接受 I can't accept this.
太贵重了 不值钱 This is too extravagant. It's nothing.
外面有小摊贩摊了一地卖这个 A guy had a bunch of them laid out on a blanket.
如果你凑近看 上面写着労力士[劳力士山寨版] If you look closely, it says Folex.
我还是不能接受 给点面子 Still, I... Please.
你要是收下 我会很开心的 It would make me so happy if you took it.
既然这样 谢谢你送我的仿制品 Well, in that case, thank you for my cheap knockoff.
天呐 我迟到了 Oh, my God, I'm late.
我们的新店即将开业
抱歉我迟到了 没关系 I'm so sorry I'm late. No, that's fine.
白手套 你是在十九世纪八十年代用餐吗 White gloves. Are we having luncheon in the 1880s?
这个俱乐部很考究 Well, it's a very elegant club.
奥森已经入会好多年了 Orson's been a member here for years.
等他们装修完会更不错 It'll be even nicer when they finish the construction.
你在电话里神秘兮兮的 You were mysterious on the phone.
你为什么约我们吃午饭 Why did you want to have lunch?
我想邀请你们 Well, I wanted to invite you
来我和奥森本周举办的晚餐会 to a dinner Orson and I are having this Saturday.
你请我们吃饭是为了宣布请吃另一顿饭吗 So you asked us to a meal to announce another meal?
真不愧是布里啊 That's so Bree of you.
为了庆祝什么 不庆祝什么 What's the occasion? Oh, um, no occasion.
就是小聚一下 Just a little gettogether.
你为什么含糊其辞 What are you being so coy about?
我没有含糊其辞 这就是含糊其辞 I'm not being coy. She said, coyly.
你不说清楚 我们就不去 If you don't tell us, we're not coming.
好吧 All right.
我本想等到正式场合发表声明 I wanted to wait and make a proper announcement, but...
奥森和我订婚了 天呐 Orson and I are engaged. Oh, my gosh.
我看看 你进展神速啊 Let me see. You move fast.
我知道时间有些短 可我们感觉都太对味 I know it's quick, but it just feels so right.
奥森是最体贴入微 具有绅士风度的男人 Orson is just the most warm, wonderful, generous man.
绅士风度 说明他那方面很棒 Generous. That means he's good in the sack.
并非如此 我们还没有嘿咻过 Actually, no, we haven't had sex yet.
我们想等到婚后 We're waiting until we get married.
天呐 你说真的 Oh, my God, you're serious?
从没做过吗 就连... No sex at all? Not even...?
不管你们暗指什么 都没有过 Whatever you're alluding to, no.
可你们都快结婚了 But you're gonna get married.
你不会要买车了 You wouldn't buy a car without
却连试车也不试一下 at least taking it for a little test drive.
你又不是从没 It's not like you've never
和你不打算结婚的人睡过 slept with a guy you weren't married to.
没错 我过去是太过放纵 True, I have, in the past, given myself away too freely.
在我宣布订婚的时候翻旧账 真有你的 How charming to bring that up while I'm announcing my engagement.
可我已经从中吸取教训 But I like to think I have learned from my mistakes.
晚餐定在八点整 So, the dinner is at 8:00.
还有 我们宣布订婚时 And when we make the announcement,
请各位故作震惊 please, everybody look surprised.
别担心 我会重演 Don't worry. I'm going to replay the look
我发现你还没上他时的表情 when I found out you hadn't banged him yet.
性感妈妈 真可爱 Hey, sexy mama. That's cute.
你请凯拉来帕克的生日派对了吗 You invited Kayla to Parker's birthday party?
那是当然 还有呢 Of course. And?
还有呢 你怎么跟诺拉说的 And? What did you tell Nora?
我告诉她 I told her
我们要接凯拉来家里坐坐 that we were picking up Kayla for a quiet afternoon at home.
你撒谎了 你真直白 我撒谎了 You lied? You're damn straight, I lied.
我可不想让那疯婆娘再来破坏我们的家庭聚会 I will not have that lunatic ruining one more family gathering.
可凯拉会告诉诺拉 我们举办了派对 But Kayla's gonna, you know, tell Nora that we had a party,
我怕诺拉会大发雷霆 and I'm just afraid that Nora's gonna blow a gasket.
怎么 你什么意思 What? So, what are you saying?
比起我 你更怕诺拉 You're more afraid of Nora than you're of me?
你这么理解吗 Is that what you think I meant?
我可没这个意思 Because that is so not what I meant.
你吓坏我了 谢谢 You scare the hell out of me, baby. Thank you.
咖啡机坏了 所以我买了两杯水果冰沙 The coffee machine was broken, so I got cups of smoothies.
有草莓味 以及草莓味 我恨草莓 They had strawberry and strawberry. I hate strawberry.
所以还是给我草莓吧 So give me the strawberry.
简 Hi, Jane.
我不是不想吃冰沙 Nothing against smoothies,
不过我觉得吃点正餐更好 but I wouldn't mind some real food sometime.
或许我们可以去下馆子 Maybe we could go to a restaurant.
你是说出去吃吗 You mean outside the hospital?
对 像约会那样 Yeah, you know, like a date.
约会 A date?
对 沿街有个很温馨的小餐馆 Yeah. There's a lovely little bistro down the street.
真抱歉 真抱歉 I'm so... I'm really, really sorry.
听起来不错 不错 Well, that sounds just... That sounds great.
我希望你不介意 不介意 I mean, I hope that's OK. Yeah.
我刚才在想 So, I was thinking about
该怎么表达约会这词 how that sounded just now, the date thing.
我确实是有点唐突 I really sprang it on you out of nowhere.
对 的确如此 Yes, you did.
简看起来有点冷 Jane looked cold.
谢谢 Thanks.
我们俩日子都不好过 Look, we're both in difficult situations.
我痛苦的时间比你长些 I've been in mine a lot longer than you have.
如果你还没心理准备 我可以理解 If you're not ready, I understand.
什么时候你准备好了 请告诉我 If you ever should be, let me know.
好的 All right.
我好饿 I am really hungry.
那就走吧 Well, then, let's go to
去血库那边扫荡点甜曲奇吧 the blood bank and swipe some sugar cookies.
你得给简擦洗一下 you might wanna give Jane a sponge bath.
她出了点小意外 She had a little accident.
生日快乐 帕克
喂 勒奈特 是我 Hello? Hey, Lynette, it's me.
诺拉 Hey, Nora.
你们在办派对吗 Are you having a party?
安静 安静 没有 Shh! Quiet, quiet, quiet. No.
当然没有 No, of course not.
我们在家闲坐 In fact, we're just having a quiet afternoon at home.
孩子们都觉得无聊极了 The kids are so bored.
我们想带他们去吃冰激凌 We were thinking of taking them out for ice cream.
能不能转告凯拉妈妈打过电话问过她 Well, would you tell Kayla that Mommy called to check on her?
我会的 今晚见 I will, I will. And I'll see you tonight.
好的 再见 OK. Bye.
你认为她相信了吗 没 You think she bought it? No.
她十分钟后会赶到这里 I think she'll be over here in ten minutes.
好的 快行动 快行动 OK, let's move, let's move.
我这有十美元 I've got ten bucks here
用来奖励给搬走东西最多的孩子 for the kid who can carry the most stuff, OK?
加布 我是勒奈特 这里有紧急情况 Hey, Gabby, it's Lynette. Got a little emergency here.
能不能借用一下你的后院 Is it OK if we use your backyard?
太好了 太好了 Great, great.
要是小马弄坏东西的话 我们全权负责 And we take complete responsibility for whatever the pony does.
希望你能尽快收到留言 Hope you get this message soon.
我唯一顾虑的是街坊邻居 My only concern would be the neighborhood.
我们很需要僻静之处安度晚年 We really need a quiet place for our retirement.
你在开玩笑吧 Oh, are you kidding?
再没有比美景镇更宁静的地方了 There's no place in Fairview that's more peaceful.
小马去哪里了 Where the hell's the pony?
伙计们 快跑 快跑 OK, guys. Come on, come on, come on!
我带你们去视听室 Let me show you the media room.
快进去 带上气球 OK, go on in. And the balloons.
好的 好的 Good, good. All right.
终于搞定了 所有人都进去了 OK. That's it. Everybody's in.
蛋糕呢 Where's the cake?
糟糕 Oh, crap.
有人吗 Anybody home?
有人吗 诺拉 Hello? Hey, Nora.
我们以为你七点才来 Wow. We weren't expecting you until seven.
凯拉在哪里 So where's Kayla?
我好像告诉过你汤姆带孩子去看电影了 I thought I told you Tom took the kids to the movies.
你说的是去吃冰激凌 Uh-uh. You said ice cream.
看完电影后 Uh-huh. After the movies.
看完电影然后吃冰激凌 这是美国人的传统 Movies then ice cream. An American tradition.
有什么不对劲吗 So, is something wrong?
老实说 我以为你骗我 在偷偷办派对 To be honest, I thought that you were lying and having a party.
看来我错了 我接受你的道歉 I guess I was wrong. Oh, apology accepted.
要我送你上车吗 Want me to walk you to your car?
大家都去哪里了 Where did everybody go?
诺拉 抱歉我骗了你 Nora, look, I am sorry I lied,
可是 你让我别无选择 but, you know, you gave me no choice.
勒奈特 我要见我女儿 Lynette, I want my daughter.
这该死的派对在哪里 Where's the damn party?
打死我也不说 派对在哪里 No. I'm not telling. Where's the party?
不不不 想进去得先过我这关 No, no, no. You want in, you're gonna have to go through me.
我想找我孩子 勒奈特 I want my kid, Lynette.
凯拉 凯拉 给我出来 Kayla! Kayla, come out here now!
怎么回事 What is going on?
首先 你们办派对没请我 Well, first you have a party and you don't invite me.
然后还睁眼说瞎话 所以我们要走了 And then you lie about it. So now we're leaving.
等等 等一下 别走 凯拉 Well, wait a minute. Hold on, hold on, hold on, Kayla.
对不起 I'm sorry.
我们很抱歉 我们不该这么做 We're sorry. We shouldn't have done it.
可凯拉在这里玩得很开心 But, look, Kayla is having such a good time.
我们何不一起吃点蛋糕 勒奈特 Why don't we all just have some cake and we can just...? Lynette.
我们能玩得很尽兴 能等我一下吗 We can just have fun. Could you excuse me for one second?
勒奈特 Lynette.
好了 我知道你的感受 可我能怎么办呢 OK, OK, I know, but what else could I do?
我只是顾及到凯拉 I'm just thinking of Kayla.
我知道 汤姆 我知道你爱她 I know you are, Tom, and I know you love her.
不然你以为这六个月我忍气吞声是为了什么 Why else do you think I'm willing to put up with all this for six months?
我为什么要准备对我的大学同学室友解释 Why do you think I'll say to my college roommates,
"对 我们的圣诞全家福里 "Yes. That's my husband's love child
是我丈夫的私生女和她的母亲" and her mother in our Christmas picture."
因为我是你太太 Because I am your wife.
我凡事总先考虑你 You always come first with me.
你凡事还先考虑我吗 Do I still come first with you?
该说再见了 诺拉 I guess I'll see you later, Nora.
我要把凯拉带走 Well, I'm taking Kayla.
那太可惜了 我刚准备去拉彩罐 Well, that's a shame. I've gotta go hoist a pinata.
妈妈 他们有彩罐哦 Mommy, they have a pinata.
好吧 我七点回来 Fine. I'll be back at seven.
但最好给我留一块蛋糕 But there had better be a corner piece of cake waiting for me.
去吧 凯拉 玩得开心点 Come on, Kayla. Go have some fun. Go have some fun.
谢谢你 我该做的 Thank you for that. Sure.
我二十分钟后回来 I'll be back in 20 minutes.
去买彩罐吗 Gonna go buy a pinata?
当然 Sure am.
小梅 Xiao Mei?
快出来 我给你准备了午餐 Come on out. I have your lunch.
小梅 你最喜欢喝的汤上来了 Xiao Mei, your favorite soap is on.
手术台上有个医生抚弄病人 There's a doctor fondling a patient on the operating table.
快点来看 You're missing it.
小梅 Xiao Mei?
快速问答 你碰到小梅了吗 Hey, quick question. Have you by any chance seen Xiao Mei?
难以置信 你把我们的孩子给丢了 I can't believe you lost our baby.
我没弄丢我们的孩子 I did not lose our baby.
别这么说 我知道孩子在哪里 Stop saying that. I know exactly where it is.
在一个中国疯婆娘的肚子里 Inside some crazy Chinese woman
她还从我冰箱里偷走了半只鸡 who stole half a chicken from my fridge.
是李旺吧 Hi. Hi. Li Wang, right?
还记得我吗 小梅住在我们家 Remember me? Xiao Mei lives with me.
你来过我们家 我们还吃了午餐 You came over. We had lunch.
你居然还敢来这里 快出去 You've got some nerve showing your face here. Get out.
你们中国人不是很热情好客吗 What happened to that famous Chinese hospitality?
小梅来电说你威胁她 要把她遣送回国 Xiao Mei called me. She said you threatened to send her back to China
让她在稻田里当苦力 to work as a slave in a rice paddy.
我可能是提到过驱逐出境 I may have mentioned deportation,
可我没想到她会当真 but I didn't think she'd take it personally.
你疯了吗 我开玩笑呢 Are you crazy? It was banter.
美国什么时候成这样了 Has this country come to the point
不能跟佣人开玩笑 where you can't joke with the help?
你们待小梅太恶劣 You treat Xiao Mei like dirt.
她只是个追逐美国梦的可怜女孩 She's just a poor innocent girl trying to live the American dream,
和你们的祖先一样 just like your ancestors.
少跟我扯世界一家亲的废话 Don't give me that We Are The World crap.
那女人的子宫里正怀着一个偷来的孩子 That woman's uterus is harboring a stolen baby.
你要是知道她的下落 就别藏着掖着 If you know where she is, you better start talking,
否则我就让卫生部的人来 or I'll get the health department down here
仔细检查下你们供应的木须肉 to take a closer look at what you're serving as moo shu pork.
那些人真没幽默感 是吧 Boy, those people just don't have a sense of humor, do they?
告诉你们 以这个价 这房留不了多久 I'm telling you, at this number, it's not gonna last long.
我们喜欢这个街区 We like the neighborhood,
可我们听到些这栋房子的传言 but we heard some odd things have gone on with this house.
纯属胡编乱造 Complete fabrication.
那些眼红的竞争者恶意中伤而已 Malicious lies spread by jealous competitors.
现在来看看储物室 Now you've gotta check out this storage.
你们一定不敢相信能塞下多少东西 You're not gonna believe what you can fit in here.
该看影音室了 And now the media room.
我们简直是狼吞虎咽地吃了那个冰激凌 Wow, we certainly devoured that ice cream.
我还能为你准备些什么 你说呢 Can I get you anything else? You tell me.
奥森 Orson.
我以为我们 I thought we...
奥森 Orson.
我只是想 既然我们订婚了 I just assumed, now we're engaged...
那会改变我们的核心价值观吗 Does that change our core values?
不会 No.
可当我看到你 But when I saw you standing
穿着这身贴身丝绸裙站在冰箱前 in front of the freezer in a clingy silk dress,
只能说 这挑战了我们的价值观 let's just say, well, it challenged them.
我以为我们达成了一致 Well, I thought we agreed
都想让我们的新婚夜无可挑剔 we wanted our wedding night to be perfect.
没错 可演员也想让开幕之夜无可挑剔 Yes, but actors want opening night to be perfect.
因此他们会彩排 That's why they rehearse.
这样就好了 It'll be better this way.
现在呢 还要吃点冰激凌吗 Now, can I get you some more ice cream?
把那身衣服换掉 Not in that dress.
我得问你点事 So, I need to ask you something.
伊恩 就是大厅对面的那人 Ian, you know, from across the hall?
你见过他的 You met him.
不管怎样 他有意约我出去 Anyway, he sort of asked me out,
约会 on a date.
我知道你很痛苦 我也一样 I know, you're thrown. I was thrown, too.
可他真的很体贴 But he's really nice and...
我可以找个人交谈 ...I could sort of use someone to talk to...
而那人又能回应我 ...who also talks back.
可能我太孤单了 The thing is, I'm sort of lonely
过去的六个月我过得很煎熬 and the past six months have been really hard on me.
我需要的是 So what I need is...
我想知道如果我去赴约 你介意吗 ...I need to know if it's OK with you if I go out with him.
如果你不同意 我就不去了 Because if it's not, I won't.
我巴不得你马上醒来 I'd like nothing better than for you to just wake up
告诉我别跟他出去 and tell me not to go out with him.
醒过来告诉我 Just wake up and tell me.
快醒醒 拜托 Wake up. Please.
好吧 All right.
明天见 I'll see you tomorrow.
我爱你 I love you.
只是吃顿饭而已 It is really just dinner.
我刚把卡洛斯送到 I'm just dropping off Carlos and
马上就去接她 then I'll be by to pick her up.
好的 谢谢 伊迪 OK. Thanks, Edie.
小梅没事 危机过去了 母子安康 Xiao Mei's fine. Crisis averted. No harm, no foul.
你还好意思说 你今天害得孩子差点没了 How can you say that? You endangered the life of our baby today.
别对我摆个臭脸 Don't you dare give me that attitude.
你根本不了解我这六个月怎么熬过来的 You have no idea what I've been going through these past six months.
又来了 Here we go.
我不得不尽心尽力地伺候你的情妇 I have had to wait hand and foot on your mistress.
设想你发现约翰·罗兰和我偷情后 Imagine if the day after you found out about John Rowland,
你还得给他做饭揉脚 you had to make his lunch and rub his feet.
约翰·罗兰可没怀我们的孩子 John Rowland wasn't carrying our kid.
请原谅我关心我们的代孕妈妈 Forgive me for being concerned about our surrogate.
小梅不会有事 Xiao Mei is going to be fine.
一旦孩子出生 她将一身轻松 Once that baby comes, her slate is wiped clean.
她会离开 享受她的美国梦 She's gonna walk away, go off and live her American dream.
而我呢 我却沦落为单身母亲 独自抚养孩子 Me? I'm gonna be stuck, a single mother raising a child alone,
还得和律师讨价还价 争孩子圣诞节跟谁过 haggling with lawyers on who gets the kid at Christmas.
我的美国梦已经幻灭了 My American dream is officially dead.
抱歉 I'm sorry.
谢谢 Thank you.
我要让你知道 我的美国梦还没... Just so you know, my dream hasn't exactly...
好吧 那我们周六见 OK, so we will see you Saturday.
请记得要故作吃惊 再见 And please pretend to be surprised. Bye.
你泄露风声了 You told someone else?
布里 这个派对举办的意义 Bree. The whole point of
就是宣布订婚这件事 the party was to announce our engagement.
我就是忍不住 我喜欢告诉人们 I just can't help it. I like telling people.
让我感觉 说不清 It makes me feel... I don't know.
让我感觉我获得了重生 It makes me feel like I'm starting over.
感觉很棒 我感觉也很棒 It feels good. Feels good to me, too.
手不能碰 脏 No hands, see?
你不洗洗这些杯子 我已经洗过了 You don't have to wash those. I already did them.
我发现上面还有点纹路 I found some streaks, so I'm
便用未掺水的红酒醋来刷洗 wiping them down with undiluted red wine vinegar.
我从没听说过这妙招 I've never heard of that.
当然 可对于硬渍 Sure. But for tougher spots,
我使用变性的酒和水一比一调和 I use a fifty-fifty mix of denatured alcohol and water.
而对于顽固污渍 And for those really intractable stains,
比如淋浴门 I mean, we're talking shower doors,
我用毛巾沾上油漆稀释剂擦洗 I wipe on lacquer thinner with a towel.
布里 奥森 Bree? Oh, Orson.
打断一下 Excuse me.
你是不是在找东西 Did you lose something?
不 我只是觉得 为了你 No, I just thought... for you...
我一般不这么做 为什么 I don't do that. Why not?
我是共和党人 我是自由主义者 I'm a Republican. I'm a Libertarian.
我信仰国家角色最小化 I believe in minimizing the role of the state
个人权利最大化 and maximizing individual rights.
可是 奥森 But, Orson...
相信我 我知道自己在干什么 Trust me. I know what I'm doing.
好吧 Ok.
不 怎么了 Oh, no. What?
你不是那层膜又破了吧 You didn't just crack that veneer again?
我得走了 I have to go.
走 去哪里 Go? Go where?
然后就像体内有东西裂开 Then it was like something inside ruptured.
也不太像痉挛性的破裂感 Well, not so much a rupture as a spasm.
一阵阵暖流穿过 触电般的感觉 Waves of this hot, clutching...
我觉得我得了轻微的中风 I think I might have had a small stroke.
有多疼 这才是奇怪的地方 How severe were the pains? That's the odd thing.
本身并没有疼痛感 I mean, there was no pain, per se.
实际上也没不舒服 In fact, it wasn't entirely unpleasant.
你当时在干什么 What were you doing at the time?
我和我的未婚夫在一起 躺着休息 I was with my fiance? We were lying down... resting.
我大胆猜测一下 你们是不是在嘿咻 I'm gonna take a wild swing here. Were you having sex?
差不多 Sort of.
范德坎普太太 你应该是高潮了 Ms. Van de Kamp, I think you may have had an orgasm.
不不不 我之前有过高潮 No, no, no. I've had orgasms before.
形容一下 How would you describe them?
是种温暖的感觉 That warm sensation,
结束的时候有种轻松的麻感 that tingling feeling of relief when it's over.
不是 这次更 No, no. This was much...
更美妙 对 Better? Yes.
那是因为这就是高潮 That's 'cause it was an orgasm.
我见鬼了 Well, I'll be darned.
给我一杯 给 Let me have one. Here you go.
好漂亮 It's beautiful.
有什么能帮你吗 Hi. Can I help you?
你是布里·范德坎普吗 没错 怎么称呼 Are you Bree Van de Kamp? Yes. And you are?
我叫卡洛琳·碧茨比 是奥森的邻居 Carolyn Bigsby. I was Orson's neighbor.
快请进 来擦擦干 再斟上一杯 Well, come on in. Let's dry you off and get you a drink.
我不是来祝贺的 I didn't come here to celebrate.
卡洛琳 Carolyn.
你又订婚了 速度真快啊 Engaged again? That was quick work.
她知道你杀了自己的妻子吗 Does she know you killed your wife?
是我妻子离开了我 My wife left me.
但再也没人得到过她的音讯 And no one ever heard from her again.
我没有 她的家人也没有 Not me, not her family.
从此人间蒸发 Just dropped off the face of the earth.
奥森 她在说什么 Orson, what is she talking about?
他没告诉你这事吧 Didn't tell you that part, did he?
够了 卡洛琳 你闹够了 All right, Carolyn, you've made your little scene.
别碰我 You keep your hands off me.
别让他骗了你 Don't let him fool you.
趁你还活着 赶紧离开他 Get away from him now while you can.
请离开我家 好 Please leave my house. Fine.
你要蠢到极点就嫁给他吧 Be a fool. Marry him.
等你也失踪的时候 别感到意外 Just don't be surprised when you go missing, too.
抱歉让你难堪了 I'm sorry you had to endure that.
你的妻子失踪了吗 Your wife... disappeared?
我找过她 I tried to find her.
她的家人说没她的消息 Her family claimed not to have heard from her.
我个人认为她是在惩罚我 Personally, I think she was just trying to punish me.
所以 你还是已婚状态 So... are you still married?
不 我因被抛弃 被获准离婚 No. I was granted a divorce on grounds of abandonment.
布里 Bree.
你不必听信她一面之词 You can't possibly think that...
对 我当然不会 No, of course not.
我爱你 I love you.
我也爱你 And I love you.
奥森 我的手 Orson, my hand.
请随意用餐 The buffet is open.
布里 Bree?
真漂亮 真漂亮 It's gorgeous, just gorgeous.
每场暴雨都带着希望而来 Every storm brings with it hope
正因如此 天亮前 that's somehow, by morning,
万物都被再次洗净 everything will be made clean again
即便是劣迹斑斑 也会消失殆尽 and even the most troubling stains will have disappeared.
譬如对于清白与否的猜忌 Like the doubts over his innocence.
抑或是一时过错的后遗症 Or the consequence of his mistake.
正如出轨而留下的伤疤 Like the scars of his betrayal.
以及对他亲吻的追忆 Or the memory of his kiss.
因此我们期盼雨过天晴 So we wait for the storm to pass, hoping for the best...
即使我们内心深知 ... even though we know in our hearts
有些污渍无法抹灭 some stains are so indelible,
没有什么可以将他们冲走 nothing can wash them away.