这还真是蛋蛋着火了才有的表情 Oh! You only make that face when your dick is on fire.
你确定吗 So, you're certain?
绝对没错 Definitively.
互利大会上爆炸的36部互利手机 The 36 HooliPhones that blew up at Hoolicon
以及美国其他地区爆炸的17部 and the 17 that blew up around the US
上面都有我们的代码 all had our code on them.
理查德 这都是真人 裤裆里也是真蛋 Richard, these are real people with real crotches,
他们的蛋蛋着火了 and they're burning.
我们必须说出去 这是我们的错 We have to tell someone. This was our fault.
不 基南的演示得1万美元的设备才跑得动 No. No, no. Keenan's demo was built to run on a $10,000 rig.
杰克只用了四天就把他转到了手机上 Jack ported it to a phone in four days.
他们的垃圾代码在不断连接天线 They wrote sloppy code that's pinging the antenna constantly,
寻找VR眼镜 looking for the goggles.
一定是这个导致了手机的天线 That had to have caused the phone's antenna to
占用了过多的电量 draw too much power...
造成质量本来就不好的电池过热 Which would overheat the subpar battery.
我们再把我们的网络加上去... And when we pinged our network on top of all that...
火烧蛋了 Dick fire.
理查德 不是说过要重新做回好林肯吗 Richard, what happened to being Honest Abe from now on?
我们犯了罪 We committed a crime here.
-这不算 贾里德 -我们黑了这些手机 - Barely, Jared. - The fact that we hacked those phones
其实对我们有利 我们所有的代码都是隐藏的 works in our favor. All of our code is hidden.
同意 当互利 Agreed. And when Hooli
发布新软件升级来修复这些手机 launches a new software update to fix the phones,
我们的网络依然能用 梅尔彻会开心 our network will still be functional, Melcher will be happy,
莫妮卡会给我们注资 这事神不知鬼不觉 Monica will fund us, and no one will ever know what we did.
-我知道 -我也知道 但我不介意 - I'll know! - Yes! I'll know too, but I'm okay with it.
抱歉 I'm sorry.
这他妈是什么 What the fuck is this?
我每开始一份新工作都会写三封信 I write three letters every time I start a job...
一份个人行动计划 a personal action plan,
一封致40岁的我的信 a letter to my 40-year-old self,
还有那个 一封辞职信 and that, a resignation letter.
我会把我的东西搬回家里 Uh, I'll be moving my things back into my condo.
-霸占你家的人呢 -他走了几个月了 - What about your squatter? - Oh, he's been out for months.
他去吉斯通输油管抗议游行卖可卡因了 He left to go sell cocaine at the Keystone Pipeline protests.
我住车库只是为了享受孤独 I've just been staying in the garage out of solidarity.
你不能走 You can't leave.
-别求我 理查德 -我没有 - Don't beg, Richard. - I'm not.
根据雇员手册 According to the employee handbook,
你写的那本 员工离职 which you wrote, an employee cannot leave
必须提前两周告知雇主 without giving two weeks' notice.
你 你看了那本手册 You-- you read the handbook?
-是的 -好吧 - Yeah, I did. - All right, fine.
我会抗议 但也会履行义务 I'll fulfill my duties under protest,
但我拒绝做任何非法和不道德的事 but I will not do anything illegal nor unethical,
我也不会撒谎 and I will not lie.
我的良心被50多个人的蛋蛋拷问着 I already have upwards of 50 burnt perinea on my conscience.
理查德 够了 Richard, that's enough.
刚就是提前两周通知你了 Consider that my two weeks' notice.
好的 盯着互利新闻 All right. Keep an eye on HooliNews,
杰克公布互利手机更新后通知我 and let me know when Jack announces the HooliPhone update.
你不准备发布更新软件是什么意思 What do you mean you're not issuing a software update?
谁能说清为什么盖文·贝尔森推向市场的手机 Who can say why the phone Gavin Belson brought to market
附加了 started exploding
基南·菲尔德斯帕的技术后就会爆炸 when we put Keenan Feldspar's technology on it? Huh?
是盖文的错 还是基南的锅 Is it Gavin's fault? Is it Keenan's fault?
一半一半吗 谁知道 Is it 50-50? Who knows?
故事不能这么讲 We need to change the narrative here.
有谁最近坐飞机出差了吗 Has anyone flown commercial recently?
我也没有 但现在登机口还有公告 Nor have I, but apparently they're still making the announcements
禁止携带三星Galaxy Note 7登机 at the gate about Samsung Galaxy Note 7 being banned.
绝不能让人们认为我们的手机能炸飞机 We can't have people believing that our phones blow up airplanes,
不论盖文和/或基南多么希望看到这一幕 no matter how much Gavin and/or Keenan may have wanted it.
这样的公关是致命的 It's lethal PR.
我们必须先行一步 We need to get ahead of this one,
所以我要召回 which is why I am going to pull
所有有问题的互利手机 every last affected HooliPhone out of circulation
并予以更换 三天之内完成 and replace it in the next three days.
那得有900多万部 That's over nine million devices.
盖文·贝尔森使足了劲 中国的工厂 Gavin Belson had to move heaven and earth to get our China plants
日产量才200万部 up to a capacity of two million per day,
他跟工人方谈判的时候还非常有技巧 and his negotiations with labor were extremely delicate.
那是中国还没有和杰克·巴克谈判过 Well, China has never negotiated with Jack Barker.
你的提议贵得吓人 What you're proposing is staggeringly expensive
可以说是不可能的 and borderline impossible.
我们不会同意的 We won't approve it.
我明白了 I see. Uh...
小故障 我已经安排我的新闻团队 Slight hitch. I may have instructed my comms team
发布一篇宣布回收的新闻稿... to issue a press release announcing the recall...
应该发布于... and it should be going out at...
-已经发布了 -杰克 - Yeah, it's out. - Jack.
告诉你们吧 把互利飞机加满油 I'll tell you what: Let's just gas up that HooliJet,
我要出发去中国了 and I am going to go ahead and go to China!
硅谷 第四季第十集
那他妈我们用的每一台互利手机 So, every fucking HooliPhone
都要停止工作 被一台新的 that we're on is being pulled out of service and replaced
未植入我们代码的手机代替 with a new one that doesn't have our code on it.
我们的一半的存储量就没了 Half of our storage capacity just gone.
那我们把梅尔彻的数据放哪里去 Where the fuck are we gonna put all of Melcher's data?
等等 我们车库里还有一个服务器群吗 Wait. We have a server farm in the garage, right?
要是安东能救我们 Now, don't you think if Anton could've saved our ass,
我不早就说了 I would've suggested it by now?
-为什么不行 -你他妈是傻逼吗 - Why can't it work? - What are you, fucking stupid?
为了承受住那么多数据 In order to hold that much data,
硬盘就只能用RAID0排布 还没有备份 we would have to go RAID zero, no backup,
一片磁碟出了问题 so if we lose even one platter,
梅尔彻的所有数据就永远消失了 we lose Melcher's data... permanently.
此外 以安东目前的状态看 Plus, in Anton's present condition,
我都怕他彻底崩溃 I'm afraid he might totally melt down.
我们给梅尔彻打电话 We have to call Melcher.
不 不能打给梅尔彻 No, we are not calling Melcher.
这件事跟他说一个字就等于自杀 If we tell him about any of this, that would be suicide.
要是完了就乖乖认命 Look, if we're gonna die, let's just die.
干嘛要带着安东陪葬 Why do we have to take Anton with us?
天啊 兄弟 你知道那玩意没生命吧 Jesus, man. You know that thing's not alive, right?
-操你的蠢机器 -等等 不是吧 - Fuck your dumb machine. - Wait. Do you?
你真的操了你的蠢机器了吗 Do you actually fuck your dumb machine?
-那就是你手机里的秘密吗 -去你妈的 - Is that the secret on your phone? - Fuck you.
-去你妈的 你没带套吧 -各位 各位 - Fuck you! Do you raw-dog it? - Guys. Guys. Guys!
还是你给小弟弟带上了套 Or do you put a condom on your tiny penis
在安全模式下操的 and fuck it in safe mode?
-快互操一遍赶紧完事 -"安东 快上我" - Just fuck each other and get it over with. - "Oh, Anton, fuck me!"
只要你们肯闭嘴... I will fuck both of you...
-先生们 这是格拉蒂丝 -操 - Gentlemen! This is Gladys. - Fuck you.
她来面试我的职位 She's interviewing to be my replacement.
你好 Hello.
我喜欢你的毛衣 I like your sweater.
我们还是出去谈吧 Maybe let's talk outside.
-好的 -从这里走 - Great. - It's just right through here.
吉尔弗约尔 安东会没事的 好吗 Gilfoyle, Anton is going to be fine, okay?
来试一下 行吗 Just spin him up. Please?
好了 伙计 All right, buddy.
来看看你多大本事 Let's see what you're made of.
真棒 Outstanding.
很抱歉让你目睹了里面的场景 I'm sorry that you had to witness that scene in there.
刚才也许会给你留下 It probably gave you the impression
这个公司很混乱的印象 that the company is in disarray,
但我保证 我一句话就能解释清楚 but I can assure you, there's a very simple explanation for that.
-就是很混乱 -什么 - It-- it is. - Sorry?
对 即使不说首席执行官扭曲的性癖 Yeah, even setting aside our CEO's sexual distortion,
通奸 没素质 随意毁坏公物 adultery, and lowbrow scatological vandalism,
我们依然可以算是个犯罪组织 we're still essentially a-- a criminal operation
唯一的产品是一款危险的流氓软件 whose only real product is dangerous malware.
我看到你日语很流利 I see you're fluent in Japanese.
你可以接受轻度种族歧视吗 Are-- are you gonna be comfortable with casual racism?
不好意思 这里是怎么回事 I'm sorry. What happened here?
纵火 Uh, arson.
-盖文 -怎么了 - Gavin. - What?
刚才不是真的早餐吧 That wasn't really breakfast, was it?
对 Yeah.
真的假的 Seriously?
你在干什么 What are you doing?
我在看一集《豪斯医生》 Well, I'm watching an episode of House.
把那破玩意拿走 Put that fucking thing away.
你是怕它会爆炸吗 Are you afraid it's gonna blow up?
不会有事的 这不是互利手机 'Cause it won't. It's not a HooliPhone.
互利手机为什么会爆炸 Why would a HooliPhone blow up?
数据迁移好了 We're done with the migrating!
这里怎么样 How's it going in here?
别碰灯 有一次涌流我们就完了 Don't touch the fucking lights. One surge and we're dead.
-什么鬼 -什么 - What the fuck? - What?
是眼睛啊 只是隐形眼镜 Oh, the eyes. They're contacts.
好的 我们怎么样 Okay, how we looking?
天哪 Jesus Christ!
我把眼镜弄坏了 又没有备用的 I broke my glasses. I don't have an extra pair,
只能从抽屉里翻出这对来了 so I had to pull these out of a drawer.
当年为万圣节准备的 I had 'em made for All Hallows' Eve.
我扮了只猫 I was a cat.
怎么样 全都装下了吗 How are we looking? Did it all fit?
是的 但是安东已经过热了 Yes, but Anton is overheating already.
估计得烧坏三片磁碟 We're about to fry three of our platters.
我说过这不行 I said this was a bad idea.
操 我们要怎么办 Fuck. What are we gonna do?
不好意思 就跟你们说一下 格拉蒂丝拒绝了我们 Excuse me. Just FYI, Gladys turned us down.
理查德 好久没聊了 Oh, hey, Richard, long time, no talk.
是啊 我们都挺忙的 Yeah, we've all been busy, so.
-是吗 -是啊 听着 大头 - Oh yeah? - Yeah. Hey, listen, Big Head,
能把你的斯坦福登陆信息给我吗 do you think I could get your Stanford login
我好连上教工服务器阵列 so I can access the faculty server array?
天啊 我觉得好像不行 Oh jeez. Uh, I don't think I can do that, man.
你当然可以 只要点一下"忘记密码" Sure you can, man. Just click on "Forgot password."
不行 只是... 我跟计算机系的主任 No, um, it-it-- it's just, um, I'm kinda on super-thin ice
现在的关系非常脆弱 with the head of the CS department right now.
在埃利希嗨鲜食谱那事之后 After Erlich's whole SeeFood thing,
斯坦福开始调查我的学术背景 Stanford started looking into my academic background,
发现我并没有任何学术背景 realized that I don't really have one,
现在我是留校察看 and now I'm on probation,
他们还找了个真正的老师旁听 看着我 and they've got this real teacher sitting in, watching me.
这是可惜啊 不过大头 That is-- that is a bummer. But hey, Big Head,
你知道他们用夏洛克服务器群做基因序列分析吧 they do, um, genome sequence analysis on the Sherlock cluster.
斯坦福大学服务教职工科研工作的服务器群
多个几千TB的数据也没人注意的 They're not gonna notice a few more measly petabytes, all right?
我们打一枪就跑 We'll just get on and get off
不会引起任何人注意的 before anyone even notices we're there.
拜托 我真的需要这个 好吗 Yeah? Come on, man. I need this, all right?
不然我不会求你的 I wouldn't ask you otherwise.
好吧 我的用户名是"密码" All right. My username is "Password"
密码就是"密码" and my password is "Password."
你的用户名是"密码" Your username is "Password"?
这样更简单 It was just easier.
好的 大头搞定了 Okay, Big Head came through.
我预订好了资源 I've already reserved the resources.
我们准备好就可以开始传输数据 We can start the transfer whenever we're ready.
有个小问题 我上不了网 Slight problem. I can't get online.
怎么回事 What the fuck?
我也上不了 I can't get on either.
-吉尔弗约尔 你是不是又把路由器烧坏了 -没有 - Gilfoyle, did you fry the fucking router again? - No!
贾里德 你付宽带费了吗 Jared! Did you pay the broadband bill?
没有 我们没有资金 No. I mean, we don't have the funds.
-什么 -我想提醒你来着 - What? - I tried to bring it to your attention,
但是你说"走开 老妈" but you said, "Fuck off, Mom."
等等 你是说安东 Wait. Are you telling me Anton
与外界完全隔绝了吗 is completely cut off from the outside world?
就是说梅尔彻的数据也离线了 Which means Melcher's data is offline.
我们违约了 We're in breach.
糟糕 好吧 Shit. Okay, uh...
你们让安东活着 我会想些办法 you guys keep Anton alive. I will... figure something out.
这么大规模的产品召回 A product recall on that scale?
巴克在他妈的想什么 What the fuck is Barker thinking?
我只剩下8%的电量了 Uh, I was only at eight percent,
所以你最好关掉些应用 so if you could close some applications.
手机 Cell phone?
喇嘛 我得了解互利股票的情况 Lama-la, I-- I need to know what Hooli stock is doing.
启迪 Enlightenment...
还是无知 or ignorance.
你必须抉择 You must choose.
埃利希 去打包行李 Erlich, get the bags.
理查德·亨德里克斯 什么事 Richard Hendricks. What's up?
你好 我就是打电话告诉你 Hi. I was just calling to let you know that, um...
因为日常维护的缘故 we're gonna have to take the network down
我们会断网一小段时间 just for a little bit for some routine maintenance,
你们的数据可能无法访问 so your data might be inaccessible.
-什么 -对 就一两个小时 - What? - Yeah. Oh, just for an hour or two.
-没什么大不了的 -理查德 - Nothing major. - Richard...
出现任何情况的服务中断 you're supposed to give me 72 hours' notice
你都该提前72小时告诉我的 for any disruption of service.
我知道 我知道 但这是为了 No, I know, I know, I know, but this is just to improve
提升你们的用户体验 因为我们关心 your user experience, because we care.
掉了 掉了 Falling! Falling!
你在搞什么鬼 What the fuck are you doing?
-你能 -那边没事吧 - Would you fucking-- - Is everything okay over there?
是的 没事 对对 Yeah. "Okay"? Yeah. Yeah.
丹 丹尼 丹丹 Dan. Danny, Dan-Dan.
完全正常 完全正常 It's totally normal. Totally normal.
只要你们能在我们早上上班前 Look, as long as you have it back online, you know,
-恢复好就行 -当然可以 - before we open in the morning. - Yes, of course.
你想跟丽兹说话吗 Hey, you want to talk to Liz?
-不不不 -我去后面拿点蛋糕 - No. No, no. - I-- I'm gonna go get some cake from the back.
为什么 他们会拿过来的 Why? They bring it to us.
没事 我就想去拿 That's okay. I'm just gonna... go to them.
好 她去拿了 All right. She's going to them.
千万别结婚 理查德 Never get married, Richard.
女人就这样 对吧 Women, right?
-我们再聊 -好 再见 - I'll talk to you. - Yes. Bye.
我们去他们那 We'll go to them.
兄弟们 我们去他们那 Guys, we'll go to them.
-谁那 -斯坦福 - Who? - Standford!
如果我们把安东搬到斯坦福去 If we move Anton to Stanford,
我们就能把它直接插入服务器群 we can plug him directly into the cluster,
我们就能在通用真理上班前恢复上网 and we'll be back online before Fiduciated opens.
简直完美 It's perfect.
没错 除了把安东 Yeah, except for the part
搬到该死的斯坦福这部分 about moving Anton to fucking Stanford.
我们怎么能搬 How the fuck are we gonna do that?
我们把它拆开 搬走 We take him apart, move him,
再装到一起 put him back together.
-这太疯狂了 -那好 - That's insane. - Okay, well,
除非你屁眼里正好藏了一根 unless you happen to have a three-mile long Ethernet cable
三英里长的网线 否则我们就这么做 hidden up your fucking asshole, that's the plan!
我们带着三吨重的未授权设备出现 Is Big Head gonna be okay with us just showing up
大头能接受吗 with three tons of unauthorized equipment?
能 我刚跟他打过电话了 Yeah! I just spoke to him on the phone.
他说 "好啊" He was like, "Uh, yeah."
好 动手 我去找辆卡车 Okay, do it. I'll get the truck.
我去找辆卡车 I'll get a truck.
我大老远飞到这来 You know, I flew all the way here,
到西藏来 是自己掏的钱 to Tibet, on my own dime.
你把我的电量用光了 You've killed my battery.
我的精神都没有集中一丁点 I don't feel the slightest bit more spiritually centered.
这东西还能走快点吗 Can this thing go any faster?
理查德 对 Richard. Oh. Yeah.
好 谢谢 贾里德 Okay. Thank you, Jared.
大头说需要我们什么时候到那 Uh, so, what-- what time did Big Head say he needed us there?
我不知道 他说什么时候都行 I don't know. He said whenever.
一般来说 这么大批量的运送 Typically, campus security requires a specific window
-学校保安会要求有个联系人 -好 - for deliveries of this size. - Okay.
你给他发了清单吗 Did you send him an inventory,
以便他能为每一个服务器 so that he could request
申请并获得授权一个静态IP地址 and clear a static IP address for each server?
不 没有 我不担心这个 No. No. I wouldn't worry about it.
或许我来给他打个电话 Maybe I'll just give him a call.
不 没事 没事 没事的 Nah, it's fine. It's fine. It'll be fine.
-那我就发短信给他 -贾里德 天哪 - Well, maybe I'll just text him. - Jared! Oh my God!
别再事后诸葛亮 畏首畏尾 Just-- just stop with the second-guessing, hand-wringing,
或者吓得跟个娘们似的了 就一会也行 pearl-clutching bullshit, okay, for just, like, a fucking minute.
这样吧 我免除你的两周通知期 You know what? Um, I waive your two weeks.
-你可以走了 -什么 - You can go. - What?
你想走吗 走吧 You wanted to go? Go.
再见 谢谢 Bye. Thanks.
我打个顺风车回家 I'll order a Lyft home and...
刚是怎么回事 你炒了他 What the fuck was that? You fired him?
他已经辞职了 还记得吗 He already quit, remember?
再说了 他一直以来就是个混蛋 Besides, he was being a fucking asshole.
贾里德是个混蛋 Jared was being an asshole?
你想跟他一起走吗 Do you want to go with him?
因为 如果你还没注意到的话 Because, if you haven't noticed,
如果我们不把这堆破烂带到斯坦福 if we don't get this shit to Standford
并在上午九点前搭建好 and all set up by 9:00 a.m.,
我们就完蛋了 we are fucked!
听好了 所有人 事情是这样的 Okay, listen up, everybody, here's the deal.
我刚和你们的工头张寿谈了谈 I was just talking to your foreman, Jung-Sho...
我和你的工头张寿说话
他好像觉得 ...and he seems to feel
你们都已经竭尽全力地工作了 that you are all working at maximum capacity
你们没法更加努力了 and that you cannot work any harder.
但我刚从美国飞来 But I have just flown from America,
我要向你们证明他是错的 and I'm here to prove to you that he is wrong.
你们还能更加努力 努力很多 You can work harder, much harder.
怎么做呢 用一个小系统叫做 How? With a little system I like to call
"成功三角定律" the conjoined triangles of success!
快翻译 Come on.
他从美国飞过来就是要告诉
最新消息
Breaking news.
互利首席执行官杰克·巴克 Hooli CEO Jack Barker has been taken hostage by workers
互利首席执行官杰克·巴克被扣为人质
在互利中国的一家手机工厂里 at a Hooli factory in China,
被工人扣为人质 which produces cell phones.
彭博 最新消息
我想让所有人知道我没有受伤 I want everyone to know I haven't been harmed...
彭博 首席执行官杰克·巴克 被互利中国工厂扣为人质
这里的工人向我保证 and the workers here have assured me
他们会拿我当座上宾对待 that I will only be held as their honored guest
直到互利满足他们的要求 until Hooli has met their very reasonable request
高工资和人性化的工作条件 for fair wages and for humane conditions.
-还有我个人的事 -够了 - On a more personal note,
-亲爱的 -把帘子拉下来 - honey--
-好了好了 -够了没有啊
-我得停下了 -不用管他了 - I have to stop now.
搞定 All right.
我的天哪 我觉得我们能成功 Holy shit. I think we can actually make it.
很好 All right.
搞什么鬼 What the fuck?
糟糕 我们一定是一晚上没关车灯 Shit. We must've left the work lights on all night.
我们有跨接线吗 Well, do we have jumper cables?
-贾里德有 -三A汽车救援服务呢 - Jared did. - Triple-A?
-听起来贾里德会这么做 -等一下 - Sounds like a Jared thing. - Wait.
安东机架上不是都是备用电池吗 Aren't Anton's racks full of backup batteries?
好了没 还有多久 Okay. How much longer?
再等一下 我们只要再连几根线 Give us a minute. We just need to connect a few more.
要不试一下 Try it now.
别管电池了 我们不需要了 出发 Just fuck the batteries! We don't need 'em! Let's go!
-等一下 -天哪 扔到一边就行了 - Okay, hold on. - Oh my God, just throw them away!
好了伙计 走吧 Okay, dude. Go, go.
上帝啊 妈的 Oh Jesus! Shit.
你好啊 阿什利 差点撞上 Oh, hey, Ashley. That was close.
肯定还会有人为你停车的 是吧 Well, look, it won't be the last time you stop traffic, huh?
小辣妹 Little hottie.
但不是现在 等你长大了 But not now, when you're older.
抱歉 我们得 我们得走了 再见 I'm sorry, we have to-- We have to go. Bye.
退后 退后 谢谢 Back up, back up. Thank you.
大头 十分钟后在工程与应用科学系大楼 Big Head. Hey, I need you to meet me at the loading dock
后面的装卸区跟我碰头 我在那跟你解释 behind Spilker in 10 minutes. I'll explain there.
真不是时候 理查德 Now's not really a great time, Richard.
我手头上还有事 I'm sort of in the middle of something.
等等 你说你已经跟他说过了 Wait. You said you already explained.
我知道 我说了 大头这人就是这样 Yeah, I know. I did. Yeah, it's just... Big Head.
朋友 我需要你 Come on, buddy, I need you.
好吧 马上就去 Okay. Be right there.
我能去上个厕所吗 Can I go to the bathroom?
你确定吗 我们不想麻烦你 Are you sure? We don't want to inconvenience you.
没什么麻烦的 也不需派谈判代表过来 It's no trouble at all, and there's no need to send a negotiator.
我在西藏 就在旁边 I'm in Tibet. It's right next door.
劳烦你出手 我们真是感激不尽 Well, we'd be grateful to have this in such good hands.
我们很想念你 盖文 We've missed you, Gavin.
也许当你回来的时候 我们 Perhaps when you return, we--
拜托 我现在最关心的事 Please. The only thing I'm concerned with right now
就是把我们的小朋友带回家 is bringing our boy home safe.
操你妈 杰克·巴克 Fuck you, Jack Barker!
鸦片 你在开玩笑吗 Opium? Are you fucking kidding me?
我才打了三分钟的电话 I was on the phone for, like, three minutes.
大...头 Big... Head.
快点 起来 Come on, get up.
我们得赶去机场 We need to get to the airstrip.
不好意思
我朋友想在这里待一会儿
这笔钱能让他待多久
五年
好
该死 快点 快快快 Shit. Shit. Come on. Let's go, let's go.
开始卸货 快点 Start unloading it. Come on.
你那么多数据传过来没 Hey, man, so did you ever transfer all that data?
没 我们要把服务器放在夏洛克服务器群附近 No, we just gotta unload our servers near the Sherlock arrays.
服务器 理查德 我告诉过你了 Servers? Richard, man, I told you,
现在不是时候 now is not a good time for this.
-我知道 我知道 我知道 -你这混蛋 - I know, I know, I know. - You dick.
你根本没告诉大头 You never told Big Head
我们要把安东搬过来 是吧 we were bringing Anton here, did you?
谁是安东 Who's Anton?
他就是这辆巨型卡车里 He's everything that's packed into the back
所有东西的集合 of this giant fucking truck.
你想在这部署吗 And you want to set it all up here?
伙计 拜托 Oh, dude, come on.
我跟你说过了 我就快被辞退了 I told you I'm, like, so close to getting fired.
大头 别这样 就一会儿 Big Head, come on. It's just for a bit.
理查德 你明确告诉过我们 Richard, you specifically told us
大头同意了 that Big Head said this was okay.
这他妈是你说的 That's what you fucking told us!
你又当着我们的面撒谎 You lied to our faces again.
拜托 伙计们 咱们没时间讨论这个了 Come on, guys, we don't have time for this.
你就打算直接出现强人所难吗 You were just going to show up and fucking steamroll him?
这就是你的计划 他是你最老的朋友了 That was your whole plan? He's your oldest friend,
你害他被辞退了能心安吗 and you're okay just getting him fired?
他是大头 He's Big Head!
他会找到别的事做 He's gonna fall ass-backward into something, you know?
-他总是如此 -我不干了 - He always does. - I'm not doing it.
-什么 -我也退出 - What? - I'm out too.
现在吗 我们马上就要...就要... Now? We're-we're-we're-- we're so--
我们搬来了 都到这儿了 我们做到了 We-- we got it. We're here. W-we did it.
你们...伪君子 You... hypocrites.
你们俩他妈的伪君子 You fucking hypocrites.
我不肯用假的用户的时候 你们说我没种 When I wouldn't use the fake users, you called me a pussy.
我不肯在台上说谎的时候 When I wouldn't lie on the stand,
你们说我没种 you called me a pussy.
现在 当我做了 But now, when I'm actually doing
你们一直希望我做的事情 你们要退出 what you've been wanting me to do, you quit?
你们是最没种的 最没种的 You're the pussies. You are the pussies.
只有我一直在他妈的努力... I'm the only one that's trying to fucking...
拯救我们的事业 save what we do here!
打造这一切我们努力了这么久 而现在 All this time we spent building this thing, and now,
现在因为你们俩要退出 一切都完了 now it falls apart because you two don't fucking do it?
这对你们来说太过分了 去你妈的 This is too much for you? Well, fuck you!
伙计们 Hey, guys?
这个可以的 This is fine.
-什么 -是我不好 - What? - Yeah, my bad.
我还以为有多少东西呢 I thought you were talking about a lot more stuff.
真... Gre...
操 Fuck.
我操 ...fuck.
反正 我的办公室没锁 So, anyways, my office is unlocked
你们要是想把这些放我桌上什么的 if you guys just wanna, like, toss that on my desk or whatever.
但是我该回去了 I should probably get back, though,
要不那个老师该找我麻烦了 before that teacher guy gets me in trouble.
回头见 I'll see you guys.
怎么会 How?
谁 Who?
你让我打开门 拿电池 You had me open up the back... to get the batteries,
然后你跟我说不用放回去了 and then you told me not to put them back,
所以...没有人... so... no one...
你知道谁会记得锁门吗 You know who would've remembered to close the door?
贾里德 Jared.
是梅尔彻 It's Melcher.
祝你好运 Good luck with that.
你他妈在哪 立即给我回电话
理查德 Richard.
能让我进去吗 Can I come in?
有别人在 I have company.
里面是有个姑娘吗 Is there a girl in there?
你屋里有几个姑娘 How many girls are in there?
-理查德你想要什么 -没什么 只是 - Richard, what do you want from me? - Nothing, it's just...
你之前说的都对 you were right about all of it.
我杀死了安东 I killed Anton,
丢了梅尔彻全部数据 and, uh, I lost all of Melcher's data,
大家都恨死我了 everybody fucking hates me,
我再找个小血主 就变成盖文·贝尔森了 and I'm basically one blood boy away from being Gavin Belson.
我没有 I did not...
我管理公司的手段不正直 run the company with integrity...
但是 but...
但结束的时候得有点骨气 I'm gonna end it with some.
我现在就去梅尔彻办公室坦白一切 I'm going to Melcher's office, and I'm coming clean.
不管怎么说 Anyway...
我真的很对不起你 哥们 I'm really fucking sorry, man.
好了 我也不继续打扰你了 Well, I'll leave you alone now.
真是"他最操蛋"啊 Hey. "This guy fucks."
理查德 Richard!
-这是什么 -工作申请 - What's this? - It's a job application.
我希望在魔笛手申请一个职位 I'd like to submit myself for a position with Pied Piper.
就算结局惨痛 也希望一起走完 I'd really like to be there till the bitter end.
看哪 看哪 哪位今年40啦 "Lordy, Lordy, looks who's 40."
拿错信了 That's the wrong one.
不得不说 盖文 I gotta say, Gavin...
储藏室门一打开 when that storeroom door opened,
我看到是你咧嘴朝着我笑 and I saw your face grinning down at me,
我还以为天使来了 I thought it was an angel.
等我们到家 我一定尽我所能 When we get home, I'm going to do everything in my power
让互利董事会重新青睐于你 to get you back in the good graces of the Hooli board.
我需要你的才能 先生 I can use a fellow of your talents, sir.
你真仁慈 杰克 谢谢 That's very gracious of you, Jack. Thank you.
欢迎登机 先生们 Welcome aboard, gentlemen.
我们将在11小时36分钟内抵达山景城 Our flying time to Mountain View is 11 hours and 36 minutes,
中间将在杰克逊霍尔短暂停留 and we will be stopping off in Jackson Hole first.
你顺道去杰克逊霍尔吗 盖文 Stopping off at Jackson Hole, are you, Gavin?
不 杰克 送你去 No, Jack. You are.
先去杰克逊霍尔绝对是绕远了 Jackson Hole is definitively out of the way.
所有人都知道 Everyone knows that.
但我不介意先送你一程 But I don't mind dropping you off first,
送你这最后一程 this one last time.
你们来干什么 What are you guys doing here?
贾里德给我们打电话了 Jared called us.
如果你真打算直面吃屎的结局 If you're gonna eat a giant plate of steaming hot shit,
我们觉得大家一起分担会好受一点 we figured it should probably be a team effort.
好吧 多谢 Okay. Thanks.
我去打招呼 I'll go check in.
可以告诉丹·梅尔彻 理查德·亨德里克斯 Hi, could you tell Dan Melcher that Richard Hendricks
和魔笛手的人来见他了吗 and the guys from Pied Piper are here to see him?
你们就是魔笛手吗 You guys are Pied Piper?
我们的数据存储就是你们弄的吧 棒极了 The guys who built our data storage network? It's awesome.
的确很棒 直到今早全部崩溃了 Yeah, it was awesome until it crashed this morning.
我两分钟前还在用 没什么事啊 I was just using it two minutes ago. It's working fine.
-真的吗 -真的 - Really? - Yeah.
怎么回事 What's he talking about?
的确在线 It's up.
梅尔彻的数据还都在 All of Melcher's data is there.
怎么可能 How is that possible?
这都是什么设备 可不是手机 What are those devices? Those aren't phones.
你笑什么 Why the fuck are you laughing?
你他妈现在看起来跟疯了一样 You look fucking insane right now.
你看MAC地址的OUI前缀 Look at that OUI prefixes in these MAC addresses.
前缀怎么了 这都是什么设备 Yeah, okay, so what are those?
智能冰箱 Smart fridges.
三万多台 About 30,000 of them.
什么意思 Come again?
杨建的智能冰箱肯定是自我校正了 Jian-Yang's smart fridge must have been self-correcting.
为了存入那段"食我大鸟 杨建"视频 In order to fit my "Suck it, Jian-Yang" Video onto his fridge,
我把魔笛手的函数库加到冰箱固件里了 I had to add Pied Piper libraries to the firmware.
其他智能冰箱肯定以为是系统更新 Other smart fridges must've seen this as an update.
-什么 -智能冰箱互相交流 - What? - The smart fridges talk to each other,
他们共享了新的软件 and they share the new software.
对 所以我们把数据移到安东上时 Right, so when we put that data onto Anton,
他在临死前 the last thing he did before he died
把自己备份到了智能冰箱的庞大网络上 was back himself up onto a huge network of smart fridges.
安东的死是为了让我们更好地活 Anton died so we could live.
就像耶稣一样 Like Jesus.
该死 Oh fuck.
伙计们 你们知道这代表什么吗 Guys, do you realize what just happened?
我们还运转着 网络非常稳定 We're still alive. The network is stable.
新型网络成功了 这就是证据 The new Internet works, and this is the proof.
-我们成功了 -没错 - We did it! - Yes, we did.
等一下 Wait a minute.
要是梅尔彻一直能连上数据 If Melcher never lost access to his data,
他这么生气做什么 what's he so upset about?
理查德 理查德 抱歉 Richard! Richard! I'm so sorry.
我们在试蛋糕 然后你打来电话 We were tasting cakes, and then you called,
-然后我就说出来了 -说什么了 - and then it just... came out. - What came out?
-你个混蛋 -快逃命 - You son of a bitch! - Save yourself!
感觉有故事 I'm guessing there's a story here.
-退下 住手 -够了 救命 - Stand down! No, no, no! - That's it! Help!
盖文 Gavin.
我喜欢你的发型 I like your hair.
我喜欢你的黑眼圈 I like your eye.
拜一位女士所赐 Yeah, I-- I got it from a woman.
不是她打的 是她丈夫打的 She didn't hit me. No, the man did...
因为我睡了她 because of sex... that I gave to her.
欢迎回家 So... welcome home,
恭喜你夺回了自己的公司 and congratulations on getting your business back.
谢谢 我也想恭喜你 Thank you. And I should congratulate you
你做出了重大突破 on your remarkable tech breakthrough.
听说投资要约源源不绝 I hear you're swimming in funding offers.
有一些 我想我们会选布里姆-霍尔 A few. I think we're gonna go with Bream-Hall.
感觉他们能懂我们 They seem to get us.
还有份投资你没考虑过 You haven't seen all the offers yet.
理查德 我们做过合伙人 Richard, we were partners once.
我想重新合作 I'd like to do it again.
这是一份收购合同 This is an acquisition offer,
会让你成为富翁 and it will make you a very wealthy man.
我们一起携手 Let's do this together.
谢谢你的好意 That's very kind of you.
-但是 -理查德 至少看一眼吧 - But-- - Richard, at least look it over.
我能帮你取得你想要的未来 I can help you get exactly where you want to go.
我很清楚我的理想和实现途径 I'm pretty sure I know where I want to go and how to get there.
如果你现在拒绝我 理查德 If you reject me now, Richard,
我就要来硬的了 我会吞并你 I will come after you. I'll devour you.
好好想想你拒绝我的后果 Think very carefully about what you're doing here.
我是这么想的 盖文 Here's what I think, Gavin.
我认为去中心化的网络 I think my decentralized Internet
威胁到了互利的盒子模式 threatens Hooli's box business model.
我觉得你们基本就是卖服务器的 I think, basically, you are just a server company now,
而我们打算淘汰服务器 and we intend to make servers obsolete.
所以我觉得到了最后 So, I think perhaps in the end,
会是我吞并你 I will be the one devouring you.
我把专利给了你 I gave you that patent.
谢谢 Thanks.
好吧 理查德 Fair enough, Richard.
我很期待以后的对抗 I shall look forward to the fight.
我也一样 盖宝贝 Right back at you, Gavy, baby.
盖文 Gavin.
埃利希有没有去西藏见你 Hid Erlich ever show up in Tibet?
没有 No.
我的天 他点的金子吗 Jesus. What the hell did he order?
不 不 不 No. No. No, no, no.
不 不 停下来 停下来 No, no, no, no. Stop. Stop it. Stop it.
不要 别弹 No. Don't.