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现代爱情 第一季 第１集
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好的 天哪 Okay. Oh, gosh.
今晚真开心 This was great.
你想吻别吗 现在 马上 Do you want to kiss me good-bye, here, now?
好… Um, yes.
我本来想送你到门口 I-I was gonna walk you to your door.
-好吧 -你就住在街角 对吧 - Oh. -'Cause you live on the corner, right?
对 不过没关系 不一定要送到家 Yeah, but that's okay. You don't even have to.
在这里吻别就好 You could just do it here.
为什么 你老爸会扛机关枪 Why? What-what, is your dad waiting outside
-等在门口之类的 -算吧 - with a shotgun or something? - Oh, kind of.
什么 What?
不是啦 No.
-是... -不是... 其实 - Uh-huh. -No. It's, uh--
是古斯明 It's Guzmin.
他是阿尔巴尼亚人 Yeah, he's from Albania.
-在劳改营长大 -是 - You know, he grew up in a labor camp. - Right.
他爸妈是政治激进分子 His parents were political activists.
-在他小时候就被逮捕… -靠 - They were arrested when he was a kid. - Shit.
你好像不当一回事 You know, I-I feel like you're not taking this seriously.
这个古斯明到底是什么人 Who the hell is Guzmin?
他就是古斯明 That is Guzmin.
你家门房 Your doorman?
不是 他不只是个门房 No, he's more than a doorman.
很难解释 It's-it's very hard to explain.
他是… He's become a--
可恶 Oh, shit.
妈呀 不 Oh, my God, no.
-别这样 -有何不可 - Don't do that, no. - Why not?
-来吧 -不要 - Come on. - No.
我不干 I-I wouldn't do that.
他怎么想对你来说很重要吗 Is it important to you what he thinks?
不是 天哪 才没有 No. Oh, my God, no.
我是个独立自主的女人 No, I'm an independent woman,
不需要别人帮我做决定 and I don't need anyone to help me make up my mind.
好 Okay.
好了 我该走了 All right, I better go.
-什么 -对 - What? - Yeah.
你的计程车来了 Here's your taxi.
-走吧 -什么... - Let's go. - What? Wha...
我今晚真的很开心 I had a really great time tonight.
要再约吗 Um, do you want to do this again?
好呀 我… Yes, I...
-好 -今晚跟你聊得很开心 - Yeah. - I mean, I loved talking to you this evening.
我明晚有空 I'm free tomorrow night.
-我再打给你 -好 - I'll call you. - Okay.
呃... Um...
晚安 古斯明 Good night, Guzmin.
他是谁 Who was this?
那是马克 That was Mark.
我不喜欢他 I did not like him.
省省吧 Save it.
他不适合你 He is not for you.
他既软弱又没自制力 He is a weak man with no self control.
隔30英尺远你也看得出来 How can you tell that from 30 feet away?
狙击枪瞄准镜看久了 You learn a lot about a man
会让人学会看人 through the scope of a sniper rifle.
-他不会再打给你 -会的 - He will not be calling you. - Oh, yeah.
他一定会再打给我 He absolutely will be calling me.
永远不会 他永远不会再打给你 Ever. He will never be calling you.
拜托 我今晚超美的 好吗 God, I looked so good tonight, okay?
我又幽默 还才华横溢 I was so funny. I was scintillating.
还喷了无花果香水 I wore my fig perfume,
根本难以抗拒 which is apparently impossible to resist.
要不要… 要不要来打赌 I mean, do you... do you want to bet?
我不拿确定的事来打赌 I cannot bet on a certainty.
有违我的原则 It is against my principles.
晚安 米歇尔小姐 Good night, Miss Mitchell.
当门房是你的心腹
今晚很开心... 本来希望你能上楼坐坐 感觉好性感
不不不 不要 No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.
今晚很开心... 本来希望你能上楼坐坐 感觉好妩媚
有性致 我好有性致 Feeling frisky. I'm feeling frisky.
今晚很开心... 本来希望你能上楼坐坐 感觉有性致
好吧 Okay.
他不会再打给你 He will not be calling you.
他永远不会再打给你 He will never be calling you.
去你的 Fuck you.
马克有消息吗 Any news from Mark?
不知道 我根本没看 我不… No. No, I haven't even checked. I don't...
我又不是闲着没事 It's not my whole life.
-祝你今天顺利 米歇尔小姐 -好 你也是 - Have a good day, Miss Mitchell. - Yep. You, too.
可恶 古斯明 你好样的 Damn it, Guzmin. You're good.
所以你的职业是写书评 So, you review books for a living,
你住一栋有门房的大楼 and you live in a building with a doorman?
对 我家人在那边住了很多年 Yes. The apartment has been in my family for years,
所以房租还停留在八十年代 so the rent is stuck in the '80s.
还有我看书真的很快 Plus I'm a really fast reader.
你一个礼拜能看几本书 So how many books can you read in a week?
有时候一天一本 Oh, sometimes I read one a day.
-什么 -真的 - What? - Yeah.
所以你懂很多吗 So does that make you, like, really bright?
没 只是知道很多事 No. I just know a lot of facts.
就像是会行动的维基百科 I'm like a Wikipedia page with legs.
是喔 我一年能看个一本 就好棒了 Yeah, well, I'm lucky if I read one a year.
抱歉 Sorry.
是啦 可是… 你是个大帅哥 Yeah, but... you're good-looking.
鱼与熊掌无法兼得 对吧 I can't have both, right?
聪明和帅气 Smart and so good-looking.
-好吧 -生活又不是童话故事 - Yeah, okay. - It's not a fairy tale.
谢谢你送我回家 Thank you for seeing me home.
不客气 You're very welcome.
我喜欢这样 Oh, I like that.
-是吗 -是呀 - Yeah? - Yeah.
所以现在该问"你家还我家"吗 So, is this a "your place or mine" moment?
怎么了 What's up?
这样吧 我家 You know what? Mine.
真的吗 Yeah?
真的 管他的 Yeah. What the hell?
啊 Ah.
-晚安 古斯明 -米歇尔小姐 晚安 - Good evening, Guzmin. - Miss Mitchell. Good evening.
晚安 Good night.
泰德 Ted.
泰德 Ted?
可恶 Damn it!
古德明 早 Gugmin. Morning.
-你好吗 -早 - How's it going? - Morning.
做一天和尚敲一天钟 Another day, another dollar?
你回来了 You're back.
还带着面包和可颂 With bread and croissants?
你这个帅翻天的英国王八蛋 You beautiful British bastard.
早安 亲爱的 Morning, darling.
我出去买早餐 Just popped out to get us some breakfast.
是噢 好喔 Oh, yeah, sure. Of course.
上来吧 Yeah, come on up.
"早安 亲爱的 早安..." "Good morning, my darling. Morning..."
-你进不来吗 亲爱的 -我不喜欢他 - Didn't you get in, my darling? - I don't like him.
-什么 -小泰德 - What? - Teddy.
-你们才碰面30秒 -30秒我都嫌久 - You met him for 30 seconds. - Even that was too long.
听好 他超完美的 Okay, well, he's perfectly nice.
可能是文化的关系 All right, it's probably a cultural thing.
你看人的标准太严苛了 You're way too hard on people.
古斯明 别再否定 Guzmin, you have to stop failing everyone
-我带回家的人 好吗 -这家伙没脑袋 - that I bring home, okay? - He is empty-headed.
你是个拿博士学位的聪明女人 You are a very bright woman with a PhD.
我这是为你好 I'm only thinking of your interests.
给他一个机会好吗 Please give him a chance, all right?
他很有礼貌 而且他… 他很性感 He is very polite, and he is, he is sexy
床上功夫一流 and he is accomplished
他现在就在我家 and he is in the apartment.
-可颂 -我的眼光有错过吗 - Croissants? - Have I been ever wrong?
这太诡异了 他人在这里 Okay, this is getting weird. He's right here.
-你在跟谁讲话 -没人 再见 - Who are you speaking to? - No one. Bye.
-嗨 泰德 早安 -嗨 - Hi, Ted. Good morning. - Hi.
-刚刚那是古德明吗 -古斯明 - Was that, uh, Gugmin? - Guzmin.
-对 那个警卫 -门房 - Yeah, that security guard. - The doorman.
对 他好像还不错 Right. He seems like such a nice chap.
我们刚在楼下聊得很开心 We had a right laugh downstairs.
他超友善的 You know, he's just super friendly.
是吗 你们聊得很开心 Oh, yeah? You had a right laugh?
-对呀 -好呗 - Yeah. - Okay.
谢谢 谢谢你 Oh, thank you. Thank you.
-晚安 米歇尔小姐 -古斯明 你好吗 - Good evening, Miss Mitchell. - Hi, Guzmin. How are you?
心满意足 No complaints.
你今天看了什么书 What did you read today?
-跟我说说有什么好玩的 -好 - Tell me an interesting fact. - Oh, yeah.
好呀 你知道这个词 Okay. Um, do you know where the term
"昙花一现" 这成语怎么来的吗 "flash in the pan" comes from?
淘金盆里的反光 Gold prospectors.
淘金人看到筛子里假金子的反光 Seeing a flash of fool's gold in the sieve
或是火枪会反光 却不会发射子弹 or a musket flash that doesn't shoot a bullet.
-对吗 -对 -Am I right? -Yeah.
就是这样 你说得没错 That's-that's exactly it. Yeah, you're right.
我本来不知道 I didn't know that.
你看起来不太一样 换发型了吗 You look different. Did you change your hair?
没有 怎么不一样了 No. How different?
你有点东西变了 Something has changed about you.
是吧 可能是有点伤心 Oh, well, uh, yeah, maybe I'm a bit sad.
为什么有点伤心 Why a bit sad?
泰德先生今晚不大驾光临吗 Isn't Mr. Ted gracing us tonight?
其实 我们分手了 No. Actually, we broke up.
真遗憾 I am so sorry.
他是昙花一现 He was a flash in the pan.
对呀 没错 Right. Yeah.
你的直觉超准 古斯明 Your instincts are very spot-on, Guzmin.
太神奇了 It's sort of uncanny.
我来的地方 会让人学会看人 Where I'm from, you learn to read a man.
要是你能把那技能包装一下 Well, if you could bottle that up
卖给美国年轻女生 and sell it to young American women,
就不用再当门房了 you wouldn't have to be a doorman anymore.
当门房我很开心 I'm very happy with being a doorman.
我没有… 我很抱… 我不是那个… I did not-- I'm sorr-- I didn't mean it like--
-我很抱歉 -没关系 - I'm so sorry. - Okay.
-晚安 -晚安 - Good evening. - Good evening.
米歇尔小姐 Miss Mitchell?
-需要什么东西吗不用 -谢谢 - Can I get you anything? - No. Thanks.
我突然头痛 I just, um, got a headache,
阿斯匹林没了 我去一下对面 and ran out of aspirin, so I'm just running across the street.
我有安舒疼 找一下 I have Advil, somewhere.
我是偏头痛 对 It's a migraine. Yes.
所以我还需要吃了让胃舒服的 So I need something for an upset stomach, too.
嘉胃斯康 Gaviscon?
马上回来 Be back in a sec.
哇 Wow.
65块半 要袋子吗 65.50. Do you want a bag?
祝你好运 Good luck.
晚安 Good night.
好了 好了 Okay, okay. Okay, okay, okay.
会过去的 It'll pass.
我不能跟我不爱的男人生小孩 I can't bring a baby into the world with a man
或不信任的 that I don't love or trust.
小孩需要双亲 You know, a baby needs two parents.
小孩需要爸爸和妈妈 A baby needs a mom and a dad.
这是什么保守鬼话 What conservative nonsense this is?
我当然不是那个意思 我... No, I don't mean it like that, obviously, I...
我是说 就像我的成长过程 I just mean, like, the way that I was brought up, you know?
有我爸妈 With two parents.
天哪 我爸妈 Oh, my God, my parents.
妈呀 他们会怎么说 Oh, my God, what are they gonna say about this?
宝贝女儿跑来纽约 Their little girl comes to the city and then,
一年不到就怀孕 within a year, is pregnant,
还是跟一个她没打算定下来的男人 and not even with a man she intends on staying with.
他们超期待未来女婿 You know, they were so excited about him.
以为他就像休·葛兰 结果现在他… They thought he was like Hugh Grant, and now he's like...
就像休葛兰 Hugh Grant.
谁管你爸妈怎么说 或者他们怎么想 Who cares what your parents say? Or the way they did things?
四条街外就有一家诊所 There's a clinic four blocks away.
我可以… 这件事可以结束 You know, I could-- this can go away.
当然 Sure.
没人会批评你 想怎么做就怎么做 No one is going to judge you. Do what you wish.
不过不要因为害怕就这么做 But don't do it because you're scared.
你要为自己的人生负责 You must own your actions in life.
我自己一个人没办法 I can't do this on my own.
一个村庄养一个小孩 A village brings up a child.
纽约是个很大的村庄 And New York is a very great village.
先去好好睡一觉 Now get some good sleep.
明天又是全新未知的一天 Tomorrow is a brand-new day that's never been touched.
你一直大费周章保护我 You have made such a big thing out of protecting me
远离坏男人 from all these bad men,
现在却好像在鼓励我一个人生活 and now it's like you're encouraging me to live life alone.
你现在不再是一个人了 But you're no longer alone.
-嗨 嗨 -嗨 - Hi, hi, hi. - Hi.
-抱歉 我迟到了 -不会 没关係 - Sorry I'm late. - No, that's-that's fine.
-你好 -嗨 - Hello. - Hi.
谢谢你来见我 Um, thank you for, um, meeting me.
我来自英格兰 文明的中心 Oh, I'm from England. It's the center of urbanity.
我们完全可以继续见面 We can totally still meet up.
-你气色真好 -谢谢 - You look great. - Oh, thank you.
你要什么 What are you having?
宝宝 Uh... a baby.
那种新式时尚无酒精鸡尾酒 天哪 Is that one of those new hipster mocktails? God.
我还是喝冰红茶就好 I think I'll just stick with an iced tea.
你可能需要来杯烈一点的 Yeah, you should probably have something a little stronger.
想喝点什么 Hey, can I get you something to drink?
-有酒精成分的 -等一下 - Have alcohol. - Just a minute.
好的 Okay.
所以… So when, um...
呃... uh...
那个… the... uh...
我… I...
其实... Uh...
还好吗 You okay?
深呼吸 Just take a deep breath.
这件事你想参与多少 You can have as much or as little as you want
都行 to do with this.
没人要你负责 Um, there is no obligation.
不管怎样 我都会尊重你的决定 Either way, I-I will respect your decision,
不过… 我已经决定 but, uh, I have decided
我要生下这个小孩 that I want to have this baby.
但我... But I-I...
有你的陪伴当然是最好 would love for you to be around.
还有… 不过 当然了 And, um-- but, yeah.
你可以继续过你原本的生活 Your life can just keep going on being the same as it was before.
好 太好了 Okay, great.
好 Okay.
要不要一起帮宝宝取名字 Do you want to come up with some names together?
还是你来取 Uh... or you do that.
都可以 Either way.
米歇尔小姐 你现在是在干什么 Miss Mitchell. What the hell do you think you're doing?
天哪 古斯明 这是第一次 Oh, my God, Guzmin, that's the first time
我听你这么生气 I've heard you really angry, I think.
怀孕 还在这座疯狂城市 骑自行车乱跑 Cycling around this crazy city in your condition.
放心啦 我有戴安全帽 Oh, come on, I'm wearing a helmet.
你儿子有戴安全帽吗 Is your son wearing a helmet?
那个跟小鱼一样的小孩 That little child, only the size of a small fish--
他有戴安全帽吗 is he wearing a helmet?
说到小鱼… Speaking of small fish...
你看 check that out.
你是第一个看到的人 You're the first person to see these.
你怀了四胞胎 You're having quadruplets?
什么 没有 是同一个宝宝 What? No, that's the same baby.
-我开玩笑的 -好啦 - It's a joke. - Oh, yeah.
这是脊椎 So that is the spine.
这是头 And then that's the head.
彷彿蕴含了整个宇宙 It's like the whole universe in there.
你没事吧 Are you okay?
没事 Fine.
我只是从没看过这种照片 I've just never seen this type of pictures before.
给你 Here.
我有四张 I have four of them.
好了 改天见 All right, I'll see you.
好咧 Yes.
-不行 -好的 - No, no, no, no. - Okay.
-不行 -好的 - No! - Okay.
可以 Okay.
亲爱的 老爸今晚会来吗 Hi, hon. Daddy joining us tonight?
我爸 不会 怎么这么问 My dad? No. Why?
我是说宝宝的老爸 No, I mean the baby's daddy.
喔对 我忘了有宝宝 Right. I forgot there's a baby.
不会 我羊水提早破了 Um, no. My water broke early,
我发短信通知他 他出城去了 and, uh, I texted him, but he's out of town.
了解 Understood.
我们不是夫妻 We're not a couple, you know.
他是个好人 Oh, he's a great guy, he's a good guy, but, um,
但我们不是… we're not, you know, um...
我不知道我干嘛讲这个 I don't know why I'm telling you this.
我也不知道 但我理解 I have no idea, but I hear you.
老实说 我们宁愿这样 And, to be honest, uh, we kind of prefer it this way,
有很多人自己都迷迷糊糊 because we have a lot of fainters.
宝宝的心跳很棒 Baby's heart is good.
是来得有点早 但现在也阻止不了宝宝 A little early to the party, but no stopping him or her now.
我还没决定要不要打无痛分娩 I haven't decided yet if I'm gonna get an epidural,
可以等一下再决定 对吧 but I can decide later, right?
如果真的痛到不行的话 Like, if it gets really bad.
"如果" "If"?
用力推 Keep going!
加油 玛姬 Keep going, Maggie.
用力 Come on now.
加油 继续推 Come on, you got to keep pushing.
很好 Good, good.
很好 很棒 Oh, oh, oh, very good!
要不要摸摸宝宝的头 Ah. You want to feel your baby's head?
-不知道 要吗 -当然要 来 - I don't know. Do I? - Yeah, yeah, come on.
这是你的宝宝 That's your baby.
天哪 我的妈 Oh, my God! Jesus Christ!
好 来 我们准备再来一次 Okay, all right. Let's get ready to go again.
-我不行了 不行 -加油 - I can't do it. No. - Come on.
不行 我好累 我不行了 No, no, no, I'm too tired. I can't do it.
-再用力推一下 -我没力了 不行 - I can't do it. I'm too exhausted. No. - One more big push.
你要使尽全力用力推 知道吗 And got to give it everything you got, okay?
我不行 我没力气了 No, I can't do it. I can't do it.
宝宝的心跳现在有点太快 'Cause your baby's heart rate, it's a little fast right now,
我们需要你一起加油 and we need you to work with us,
一起把宝宝生出来 and we need to get your baby out.
再一次 来吧 加油 One more. Here we go. Here we go.
加油 Come on. Come on.
就是这样 That's it, come on.
使尽全力 加油 Everything you got. Here we go.
用力再推一次 One more big push.
很好 Good.
啊 啊 啊 A-ha, ah, ah, ah.
做得好 玛姬 Well done, Maggie.
我的天哪 Oh, my God.
噢 Oh.
好美 Beautiful.
-做得好 -谢谢 - Good job. - Thank you.
要不要抱抱她 Do you want to hold her?
改天抱吧 I will.
-古斯明 -干嘛 - Guzmin. - Mm-hmm?
她不是炸弹 She's not nitroglycerin.
我不想吵醒她 I don't want to wake her.
嘘 纽约 Oh, shush, New York.
闭嘴 Shut up.
我来吧 I'll get it.
可爱的小女娃 Hello, little baby girl.
好棒 Ooh. Bravo, bravo, bravo.
-你喝牛奶吗 -不要 - Do you drink milk? - No.
-不要吗 -妈咪不喜欢牛奶 - No? - Moms don't like baby milk.
-他们讨厌牛奶吗 -天哪 - They don't? - Oh, my God.
真抱歉 希望我没来太晚 I'm so sorry. I hope I'm not too late.
-太感谢你了帮我照顾她 古斯明 -不 - Thank you so much for watching her, Guzmin. - Oh, no!
真抱歉 突然就说要开会 Oh, I'm so sorry. That meeting came up from out of nowhere.
-嗨 亲爱的 -没关系的 - Hi! Hi, baby bear. - It was not a problem.
-天哪 -照顾她很开心 - Oh, my gosh. - She was a pleasure to watch.
-你在干嘛 -我在我家 - What are you doing? - I'm at my house.
你在你家 You're at your house?
我不在时你们在做什么 What did you guys do while I was gone?
我们去一个大房间 里面有好多动物 We went to a big room where there was all the animals
肚子里塞满满 我们还吃古斯明的午餐 full of stuffing, and then Guzmin's lunch.
美国自然史博物馆 The American Museum of Natural History.
我从来没去过 蛮好玩的 I had not been. It was fun.
-我们该上楼了 -我拿这个 - We have to go upstairs now, okay? - I can hold this.
-太感谢你了 -别客气 - Thank you so much. - Always.
好来 出发 走啦 Okay, all right. Let's go.
回家啦 We're going. We're going.
谢谢 We're-- thank you.
-说"再见" -再见 - Okay, say, "Bye!" - Bye!
-再见 -再见 晚安 - Bye! -Good night!
-再见 莎拉 -再见 - Bye-bye, Sarah. - Good-bye!
不可以自己跑去看恐龙喔 Don't go see the dinosaurs again without me.
不会的 我保证 I will not. I promise.
不会吧 Oh, no.
别又来了 Not again.
噢 Oh.
很幽默 真的 Very funny. Yeah. Ha, ha.
不是啦 No.
不是 No.
我睡不着 I just can't sleep.
需要安眠药吗 You want an Ambien?
不用 谢谢 No, thank you.
我是太开心 得到一份工作 I'm just excited. I got a job offer.
杂志的文学副刊编辑 The editor of a literary supplement of a magazine.
太棒了 米歇尔小姐 Fantastic, Miss Mitchell.
该是展现你的才华的时候了 It's about time people started to see your talents.
可是 地点在洛杉矶 But it's in L.A.
好吧 Okay.
我不知道我想不想让她在洛杉矶长大 I don't know if I want to bring her up in L.A.
-她习惯纽约 -她不会有事的 - She's a New Yorker. - She will be fine.
她会没办法走路上学 而且… She won't be able to walk to school, and it's...
那里空气超烂 人又虚伪 it's smoggy there and it's... it's phony.
你们什么时候走 When are you leaving?
我们还在考虑 看有没有可能 Uh, we're just making plans now, seeing if it's possible.
什么事都有可能 Everything is possible.
她会想念纽约 She'll miss the city.
还有这栋大楼 And this building.
还有你 And you.
我心满意足了 玛姬 No complaints, Maggie.
失陪一下 Excuse me.
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做你自己就好 Just be yourself.
放轻松 Relaxed.
不要想搞笑 But don't try to be funny.
你不是很搞笑 You're not very funny.
-现在是... -他很搞笑 - What is... - He is funny.
现在是怎样 What is this about?
就… 酷一点 Just... be cool.
不是洛杉矶的酷 不是冷冰冰的酷 But not L.A. cool, not frosty cool.
做可爱的自己就好 Just be your lovely self.
你好 你好 Hello, hello, hello, hello, hello.
嗨 Hi.
看看你 Look at you.
-不敢相信 -见到你真开心 - I can't believe it. - It's so good to see you.
见到你好开心 So good to see you.
想让你见个人 I want you to meet someone.
那个 Ah.
你好 Hey, man.
所以... Oh, so, uh...
这位是丹尼尔 这位是古斯明 This is Daniel. This is Guzmin.
我的老朋友 My old friend.
幸会... Pleased to meet you, uh...
听说我得通过某种考验 I hear I have to pass some sort of test?
-你合格了 -真好 - You passed it. - Cool.
-我做了什么 -没什么 - What did I do? - Nothing.
见到她的那一刻 我在她眼里看到答案 I saw it in her eyes, the moment I saw her.
古斯明 Guzmin.
我看的从来就不是男人 玛姬 I was never looking at the man, Maggie.
我看的是你的眼神 I was looking at your eyes.
-不难嘛 -别搞砸了 - Well, that was easy. - Don't blow it.
你好 小调皮 过来 Hello, little monkey. Come here.
看看你 Look at you.
看看你… 我的小调皮 Look at you, look at you, my little monkey.
看看你 Look at you.
真不敢相信她八岁了真不敢相信她在这里 I can't believe she's eight. I can't believe she's here.
旅途还顺利吧 So how was your airplane flight? Good?
挺好... Yeah, it was, uh...
你今天最想做什么 What do you most want to do today?