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翻 译 苏葵
柔情时刻
校 对 苏葵
这非常搭我的米色沙发 This will match my beige couch perfectly.
对 很漂亮 Oh yeah, that's cute.
时间轴 噃噃 纸袋0v0
但如果你不想那么搭配呢 But, what if you don't go so matchy-matchy?
你可以买一个这个 来点传统的风味 You could keep one foot in tradition with this one,
然后再来点中世纪农场范儿 and then throw in a little mid-century farmhouse fun
后 期 渔夫
改变一下 to spice things up?
我喜欢这想法 I like that.
总 监 苏葵
-两个我都要了 -很好看 对吧 - I'll take both. - Cute, right?
-对 -我帮你包装 - Yeah. - I'll get this for you.
-谢谢 -你放松 - Thank you! - You just relax.
我们还有这些超棒的香皂 We also have these great soaps.
不是王婆卖瓜 但这是我手工制作的 Not to brag, but I made 'em myself.
祝福 团聚
都好了 好好享受 You're all set. Enjoy!
谢谢 非常感谢 Thanks. Thank you so much!
谢谢来我店消费 Thanks for stopping in and, uh...
我们希望你的所有生活时刻都柔情似水 we hope all your moments are tender.
谢谢 Thank you.
记得给我个香皂使用反馈 Let me know how those soaps work out!
-好的 -谢了 - I will. - Okay.
-中世纪农场范儿 -你懂的 - Mid-century farmhouse fun? - Yeah, you know,
我只是随口说了几个昨晚我在 I just tossed around a couple of words I heard
《爱它或买它》里学到的词 还奏效了 on "Love It or List It" last night, and it worked.
确实 很棒的销售 It sure did. It was a great sale.
挺有趣的 Kind of fun.
我得去接珊侬了 你能一个人看店吗 I gotta go pick up Shannon. Are you okay to hold down the fort?
-我好极了 -谢谢 - Oh, I'm great. - Thank you.
翠西娅 Hey, Trish?
你还好吗 Are you okay? I mean...
你想谈谈吗 还是其他什么 Do you wanna talk at all or anything?
-我没事 -好 - I'm fine. - Okay.
某 人 某 地 第一季 第七集[本季终]
曼哈顿
有人吗 有人吗 Hello? Hello?
-弗雷德 -莎姆 - Oh, hey, Fred! - Oh, Sammy!
-你好吗 -很好 我正跟蝙蝠玩呢 - How are you? - Good. I was just hanging out with the bats.
-怎么了 -我其实在找你爸 - What's going on? - I'm actually looking for your pops.
-他在吗 -他不在 - Is he around? - Yeah, he's not here.
他去找我妈了 He's, um, he's visiting my mom.
他跟我说了 He filled me in.
-真遗憾 -是吗 - I'm sorry. - Oh, he did?
-对 -真的吗 - Yeah. - Really?
我也是这个俱乐部里的人 Well, you know, I'm in the club, too.
我给他带来了泥土报告 I got these soil reports for him.
-你能给他吗 -没问题 - Can you pass them along? - Yeah.
-可以 -好极了 - Yes, sure. - Great.
虽然有点疯狂 但... It's kind of wild, but, um...
我环顾这里 我姐姐 I'm just sort of looking around here-- You know, my sis--
我姐姐们和我以前会在这里唱歌 My sisters and I used to fuckin' sing in here and shit and...
你怎么还脸红了 Why are you all bashful?
-你想说什么 -我是在想 - What are you trying to say? - I-I-I was just thinking, like,
我们可以在这里举行合唱训练 we could maybe try like a choir practice here sometime or somethin'.
-在这里 -这里的音响效果非常好 - In here? - You know, the acoustics are pretty fucking good,
我就想 有何不可呢 so, I don't know, why not?
音响效果 那让我听听 Acoustics? Well, let me, let me hear it then.
*弗雷德·洛可可来了 哈利路亚* *Fred Rococo is here, hallelujah*
*弗雷德·洛可可来了* *Fred Rococo is here...*
虽然我在笑 但这里的音响效果确实不错 Actually, I'm laughing, but the acoustics are good.
对啊 Yeah! Well...
说不好 我就是... I don't know. I just...
我真不知道该怎么跟乔尔说这事 I don't really know how to bring it up with Joel
因为他最近遇到了好多事 'cause he's going through so much and...
他非常敏感 他上个周日 He really is sensitive. He called me, like,
大概每十分钟给我打个电话 every 10 minutes last Sunday.
我就想 赶紧放下电话 I'm just like, get off the goddamn phone
-回教堂来 对吧 -对 - and go back to church already, right? - Right.
-你知道我们该怎么办吗 -怎么办 - You know what we should do? - What?
举办个扑克派对 Let's have a poker party.
邀请所有人 讨好他 We invite everybody over, we butter him up,
然后跟他说谷仓这个想法 and then we pitch the whole barn idea to him.
好极了 听起来是个超好的主意 I mean, fuck yeah. That sounds like a great idea.
-是吗 那好 -嗯 - Yeah? Alright. - Yeah.
大草原祈祷康复院
-他们提供的午餐好吗 -好 - They give you a good lunch? - Yeah.
非常好 很健康 Yeah, oh yeah, very healthy.
-我该去什么地方吗 -不是 一切都好 - Oh, am I supposed to be somewhere? - No, you're good.
米勒先生 我能跟你谈谈吗 Mr. Miller, can I speak to you for a minute?
当然 Sure thing.
-你起的对你来说太早了 -早 我们有事要干 - You're up early for you. - Good morning! We have shit to do!
-什么事 -你有两个选择 - What? - Well, you get two choices.
我们可以一起跳尊巴 或我们去教堂 We can either Zumba together, or we could go to church!
-尊巴 -妈的 没想到你会选这个 - Zumba. - Fuck. I didn't think you'd say that.
不 乔尔 我们接下去这样 No, Joel. Here's what we're gonna do.
我们要给你找个教堂 We are gonna find you a church.
我们要让你重新回到上帝之家 We're gonna get you back in the House of the Lord.
再让你跟耶稣和好 We're gonna get you all Jesus'd up,
听起来怎么样 How's that sound?
-不用了 -乔尔 - I'm good. - Joel!
我们认识多久了 How long have we known each other, huh?
-两个月吗 -29年 - What, two months? - Twenty-nine years.
我了解你 我知道 And I know you, and I know
如果有对我很重要的事 that if there was something very important to me
但我却假装不在意 乔会怎做 that I was pretending not to miss, WWJD.
乔尔会怎么做呢 What would Joel do?
他会来我家 给我穿上胸罩 He'd come over to my house, he'd put me in a bra,
带我出门 he'd walk me out the door,
让我重新回到生活中去 对吧 get me back into life, wouldn't ya?
行吧 我能去换衣服吗 Okay, fine! Can I go change?
-我能自己穿胸罩吗 -只有五分钟 - Can I put on my own bra? - We got five minutes!
我们今天有很多事 We're on a tight schedule!
今天是耶稣的日子 来吧 Today is Jesus' day! Let's go!
耶稣的日子是圣诞节 Jesus' day is Christmas.
赶紧换衣服 乔尔 Just change your clothes, Joel!
这可不妙 This isn't good.
莎姆 我们该跳尊巴的 Sam, we're supposed to be doing Zumba.
这是天意 This is a sign from God.
对 也或者是个标志 Yeah, that, or it could be a sign
我过去三个月一直在忽略检查发动机的灯 that I ignored my check engine light for the last three months.
-你为什么不检查 -我是个坏女孩 - Why would you do that? - I'm a bad, bad girl.
你开车 You're driving.
混球 Asshole.
你个畜生 You fucker!
好吧 我带了笔记本 Okay, I got my little notebook.
我把每个教堂的优缺点都写下来 I'll write down all the pros and cons.
我们可以进去 如果你感觉不合适 We can just pop in, and if you're not feeling it,
我们就去下一家 we'll just check out the next one.
你想从这边开始吗 You wanna start over here?
还是那边开始 Or that one right there?
这里也有一家 One right here.
天哪 那里还有一个 Oh shit! And there's another one over there!
嗯 我们就... Yeah. Let's do...
路德教 长老派 卫理公会 Lutheran, Presbyterian, catch Methodist...
最后去浸礼会 swing around to Baptist,
-然后就可以去下条街 -好吧 - then we can go to the next block. - Okay, let's--
-我们一次先去一个吧 -好 - Let's start and build one at a time. - Okay.
我觉得他们肯定圣经念的很好 I bet they do the Bible really good in here.
-为什么 -不知道 就是个感觉 - Why do you think that? - I don't know. It's just, like, a vibe.
你看这些铃铛 还有 Like the bells and, like...
那些蕨类 those ferns.
我觉得那些是棕榈 I think those are palms.
还有那个抱着卷毛狗的人 And that guy holding a tiny poodle.
天哪 你从没来过教堂 对吧 Oh my god, you've never been to a church, have you?
别担心这个 Don't worry about it.
今天的读经内容是诗篇139篇 Today's reading is from Psalm 139,
1到24节 verses 1 through 24.
不好意思 翠西娅想知道我在干什么 I'm sorry, Tricia wants to know what I'm doing.
不不 你看 No, no, no. Look, look, look.
...我行路 我躺卧 ...from afar, you search out my path
你都细察 你也深知我一切所行的 and my lying down and are acquainted with my ways.
-天哪 -耶和华啊 我舌头上的话 - My god. - Even before a word is on my tongue,
你没有一句不知道的 behold, O Lord, you know it altogether.
他...太帅了 He's so... he's so hot.
优点 绝对是优点 Pro. That's a pro.
这绝对是优点 That's definitely a pro.
把他写到优点那一栏 Put him hard in the pro column.
我已经给他写上了 Oh, I'm putting him hard in there.
我若升到天上 你在那里 If I ascend to Heaven, you are there.
我若在阴间下榻 你也在那里 If I make my bed in Sheol, you are there.
-乔尔 -我若展开清晨的翅膀 - Joel? - If I take the wings of the morning and dwell
飞到海极居住 in the uttermost parts of the sea...
-我们在看什么 -...你的右手也必扶持我 - What are we looking at? - ...and your right hand shall hold me.
不知道 我就是想感受 I don't know. Just trying to get a feel.
-嗯 -黑暗必定遮蔽我 - Yeah. - The darkness shall cover me
我周围的亮光必成为黑夜 and the light about me be night.
-我也是 -黑暗和光明 在你看来都是一样 - Me, too. - Even the darkness is not dark to you.
翠西娅 就... T-Tricia, just...
冷静下来 告诉我你想干什么 just calm down and tell me what you wanna do.
好 我觉得烟熏机不是问题 Okay, I... I don't really think the smoker is the issue here.
我来处理 I-I'll take care of it!
天哪 翠西娅要疯了 Oh my god. Tricia's losing her fucking mind.
-我也不怪她 -嗯 - I mean, I can't blame her. - Yeah.
-莎姆 -见鬼 别走 - Hey, Sam! - Oh shit. Don't go.
-我去开车 -别走 别走 - I'm gonna get the car. - Don't go, don't go.
库珀 Hey, Coop.
你好吗 刚才在里面没看见你 How you doing? Didn't see you in there.
嗯 我去那个教堂 就是为了凑步数 Yeah, uh, I go to that church. Just... getting my steps in.
嗯 Yeah.
见鬼 老兄 你还好吗 Fuck, man, how you doing?
挺着吧 Hanging in there.
嗯 Yeah.
太疯狂了 我... So crazy. I...
我还是难以相信瑞克和切芮蒂的事 对吧 Still can't believe that about Rick and Charity, right?
见鬼 我得走了 Oh shit. I gotta go.
我们...回头见 Um, I'll see you... soon.
心碎者输了一场 教练 Hey, heart-breaker of a loss, coach.
下周我们会拿下他们 We'll get 'em next week.
好吧 我感觉刚才没来电 Okay, so I'm sensing that wasn't a love connection,
但没关系 后面还有一间教堂 but that's okay. There's another church back there
-11点有礼拜 我们可以去试试 -不了 - that has an 11:00 service. We can try that out. - No. No.
刚才那个教堂就很不错 Actually, it was a great church.
但我坐在那里 You know, but I was sitting there,
我就是...没感觉 and I wasn't really... feeling it.
我觉得问题不是教堂 I don't think the problem was the church.
我想问题是我 I think the problem was me.
我真的很感谢你做的一切 但... I really appreciate what you've been doing, but...
不知道 我想也许我不再适合去教堂了 I don't know. I think maybe I'm not a church person anymore.
那没事 我也不是 Well, that's okay. I'm not either.
不再是了 Not anymore.
嗯 Yeah.
-不过你还好吗 -还好 - But are you okay? - Yeah.
-你确定吗 -嗯 我没事 - You sure? - Yes. I'm okay.
真的 I-I am.
你能开车带我去那个汽车旅馆吗 Can you drive me to this fuckin' motel?
我得替我姐姐去盗窃了 I gotta commit grand larceny for my sister.
好 Okay.
我是来拿走你的烟熏机的 Hey. I'm here to take your stupid fuckin' smoker.
-你要带走烟熏机吗 -对 翠西娅要 - You need to take the smoker? - Yep. Tricia wants it.
所有零件都在吗 Are all the parts there?
这是她在我生日时送我的 She gave that to me for my birthday.
与我无关 瑞克 Well, not my problem, Rick.
听着 Look...
-我知道我搞砸了 -确实 你搞砸了 - I know I fucked up. - Oh yeah, you fucked up alright.
-她不肯接我电话 -再说一次 - She won't take my calls. - Again,
与我无关 瑞克 not my problem, Rick.
所有零件都在 只有盖子和底 Yeah, all the pieces are there. It's just the top and a bottom.
那好 Alright, well...
我拿走了 I'm taking it.
我一直想问你 You know, I've been wanting to ask you something.
你之前去合唱训练干什么 What were you doing at choir practice?
我以为你没看到我 I didn't think you saw me.
我看到你了 你去那里干什么 Oh, I saw you. What the fuck were you doing there?
之前我有一次去商场干活 I was at the mall on a job one night,
碰巧遇到了 and, uh, I-I just stumbled on it.
我从门里看了一会 I watched a little from the door.
说不好 And-and I don't know.
我挺喜欢的 I just-- I liked it.
然后... And...
对 后来我又去了 so, yeah, then I came back,
我想着这次 and I thought, okay, alright, this time,
我就看到底 I'm going all the way in,
然后我看见你了 and that's w-when I saw you,
感觉好奇怪 and that was weird.
我就走了 So, I left.
好吧 Okay.
谢谢你告诉我 Well, thanks for telling me.
你说一些这种善解人意的话 You know, you say something sweet like that,
然后我又想起来你把老二塞进了切芮蒂身体里 and then I remember that you stuck your dick in Charity,
我就又生气了 蠢货 and I'm fuckin' mad again. Idiot.
天呐 Holy smokes!
你怎么回来的 How did you get here?
我给珊侬打电话 她和小男友来接我了 I called Shannon and her and her little boyfriend picked me up.
-他们把你赶出来了吗 你干什么了 -埃德 - They kick you out? What did you do? - Ed...
如果我们不缺钱 我愿意住在那里 If we had all the money in the world, I'd have stayed there,
但我们缺 所以... but we don't. So...
我问了医生 他给了我互助会列表 I asked the doc, he gave me a list of meetings.
我能做到 I can do it...
只要你帮我 if you can help me.
下令吧 长官 Give me the orders, chief.
莎姆 外面在下雨吗 Hey, Sam. Is it raining out?
没有 你来干什么 No, and what the fuck are you doing here?
库珀发现了出轨的事 Well, Coop found out about the situation,
现在 翠西娅已经没有什么 and now, Tricia has nothing
可以非法威胁我的把柄了 to probably illegally threaten me with.
他怎么发现的 Well, how did he, uh, how'd he find out?
我猜是有人在教堂说吧 I guess people were talking at church.
奇怪 人们在教堂不说话 That's weird. People don't talk at church.
翠西娅 Hey, Tricia.
姐妹 Hey, girl.
她不是你姐妹 她是我姐姐 She's not your girl. She's my sister.
我们希望你离开 And we would like you to leave.
对吧 翠西娅 Right, Tricia?
-对 -对 - Yeah. - Yeah.
只有你这种妓女才会把薰衣草肥皂 Only a hooker like you would put lavender soaps
柔情时刻
放在床单喷雾边上 你有什么毛病 by linen room sprays! What's wrong with you?
-是我移过来的 住手 -不 - I moved it here. Stop it! - No.
是我移过来的 好让人们聚在一起 I moved it here, so that people could gather.
就因为是你移过来的 Just because you moved it here,
不意味着这东西的摆放正确 doesn't mean it's in the right place.
切芮蒂 你在这干什么 Hey, Charity, what are you doing here?
乔尔 听我说 Hey, Joel. Listen to me.
我们从没卖出任何... We never sold any...
-你把这个落在我车里了 -你没看 对吧 - You left this in my car. - Y-you didn't read it, did you?
-没有 -那就好 因为这是我的拉屎日记 - No. - Okay, good, because it's my poop journal.
你以为自己高大上 但其实你俗不可耐 You think you're Pinterest but you're really Hobby Lobby.
-把桌子给我 -好吧 - Give me the fucking table... - Okay.
我感觉她们要互相残杀了 I think they're gonna kill each other,
我觉得这是我的错 因为... and I think it's my fault because...
库珀之前不知道 Coop didn't know.
-看起来就像个二手店 -不 - It looks like a resale shop... - Oh no...
-我们该怎么办 -我不知道该怎么办 - What do we do? - I don't know what to do.
你是社交达人 不如你介入一下 You're the people-person, why don't you just hop in there
做点什么 让她们和好 and do something? Fix it.
好了 女士们 这里是做买卖的地方 Okay! Ladies, this is a place of business.
都冷静下 去不同的角落待着 So, let's calm down and go to separate corners, huh?
不如...切芮蒂 你去床上用品 Why don't-- Charity, you go to the day bed,
翠西娅 你去婴儿用品 好吗 Tricia, you can go to the baby foxes, okay?
-很好 -我不知道我在干什么 - Good. - I don't know what I'm doing.
你干得很好 You're doing great.
好吧 Okay...
我现在要干些奇怪的事 I'm going to do something weird right now
引用《圣经》的话 and quote the Bible.
歌罗西书写到 In Colossians, it says,
"倘若这人与那人有嫌隙 "Bear with one another and forgive each other
总要彼此包容 彼此饶恕 "if you have a grievance against someone.
主怎样饶恕了你们 你们也要怎样饶恕人" Forgive the way the Lord has forgiven you."
好美的经文 It's such a beautiful verse.
但 But, like...
谁能做到 对吧 da-fuh? Right?
有些事就是无法原谅 I mean, some things can't be fixed.
抱歉 我能买单吗 Sorry, can I pay for this or...
-好 稍等 -抱歉 - Yeah, in one second. - Sorry.
但如果这仍然是你们的梦想 But if this is still your dream,
如果你们感觉 if you feel in your soul
这就是你们的使命 that this is your calling...
那就给我和好 好吗 then work it the fuck out. M'kay?
现在赶紧去个人给这位女士结账 Now, somebody ring up this nice person.
-我来 -非常感谢 - I'll take care of it. - Thank you so much.
-现金还是刷卡 -刷卡 - Cash or charge? - Charge, please.
刚才太棒了 Okay, that was awesome.
我以为你跟教堂诀别了 I thought you were done with church?
不知道 你总会在不经意的地方遇见上帝 I don't know. You find God where you find God.
这个案例里 那就在 In this instance, it was right next to
特别可爱的睡眠面膜旁边 those really cute sleep masks.
-对 我们刚进那些 -很有趣 - Oh yeah, we just got those in. - Hm, they're fun.
白葡萄酒红葡萄酒姑娘 White wine, red wine!
-你最懂了 -这些真美 - You know it. - Oh, those are so pretty.
她们赢了 They won.
好吧 Okay.
城镇年度企业获得者 Downtown business of the year!
-恭喜 -天哪 - Congratulations! - Oh my god!
-你还打扮了 -必须的 - Wow, you're all dolled up. - Yeah, well,
-这是个派对 是吧 -没错 - it's a party, right? - Yes, it is.
那派对在哪 Where is the party?
在这个活动门下面 来吧 Down the hatch. Come on!
-你没逗我玩吗 -没有 - Are-are you fucking with me? - No, I'm not.
弗雷德的扑克宫殿
洛可可 19号
莎姆 Sam!
欢迎来到谎言吧 Welcome to the lair!
农作物小队全国冠军 厉害 Crops Team National Champs. Okay.
好吧 我不知道谁想爽一把 Alright, I don't know who indulges,
但我有弗雷德特供小药片 but I got Fredibles!
-见鬼 我们要咳嗨了 -对 - Oh shit, we're getting high! - Yes!
这是第三批 我很清醒 Now, this is batch 3.0. I'm sober,
所以我需要帮助把剂量调小点 好吗 so I need a little help dialing in the dosage, okay, kids?
第二批给我直接干晕了 2.0 really spiraled me out.
-我调小了 你个不胜药量的 -很艰难 - I dialed it back, you lightweight! - It was rough.
你是搞科学的人 Well, you are a man of science.
-最坏能发生什么 对吧 -没错 - What's the worst that could happen, right? - Fuck yeah!
-你有什么 -来啊 - Alright, what do you got? - Come on.
一对J 宝贝 Pocket jacks, baby.
妈的 Fuck.
真无情 Ruthless!
乔尔 Joel?
乔尔 Joel.
弃牌 Fold.
还有其他人上头了吗 Anybody else feeling it yet?
没有 No.
不妙 他要嗨了 Oh no, we're losin' him!
傻笑先生 Mr. Chuckles.
他要嗨了 We're losin' him.
把你的鸡巴收起来 Put your dick away!
我已经收了 在水池地下 I already did. It's under the sink.
乔尔 你个混蛋 你说你没看 Joel, you motherfucker! You told me you didn't read that!
-我看了 我都看了 -妈的 - I did! I did read it! - Oh fuck!
莎姆谢了一些歌 非常好笑 Sam wrote these songs, and they're very funny songs!
-来听听 -不 太傻了 - Let's hear it! - Oh no! They're seriously so fucking dumb.
都是几百年前的事了 They're from a million years ago.
傻不傻得由我们说了算 快点 Alright, well, we'll be the judge of that. Come on.
各位 我绝对不会 Guys, there's absolutely
给你们唱... no fucking way ...
*当我结束一天回家后* *When I come home at the end of the day*
*我的手指酸涩* *My fingers are down to the bone*
*腰酸背痛 但别误会* *My back is aching, don't there be no mistaking*
*我要打给心爱的女孩* *I'm gonna call my girl on the phone*
*倒上一杯葡萄酒* *Then I'll pour a glass of wine*
*我要慢慢享受 好好放松* *I'm going to take my time, I'll go get my shit relaxed*
*然后当我说是时候* *And when I say it's fucking time*
*你就舔舐我的私处 也别落下缝隙* *You gonna lick my Valentine and don't forget the crack*
*把你的鸡巴 把你的鸡巴* *Put your dick! Put your dick!*
*把你的鸡巴收起来* *Put your dick away*
-天呐 -*把你的鸡巴* - Jesus! - *Put your dick...*
*把你的鸡巴* *Put your dick*
*把你的鸡巴收起来* *Put your dick away*
我无语了 I'm speechless.
太蠢了 It's just seriously so dumb!
-抱歉 -现在唱《他们叫我假鸡太太》 - I'm sorry! - Now sing "They Call Me Mrs. Diddles."
-乔尔 别闹 -这首我必须听 - Joel, stop! - Now, that one I gotta hear.
我想... I think...
我想我们该去野外郊游 I think we should take a field trip.
-你觉得呢 -天哪 - What do you think? - Oh my god,
我们要去看假鸡太太吗 are we gonna go visit Mrs. Diddles?
-走吧 -走 来吧 我开车 - Let's do it! - Let's go. Come on, I'll drive.
我们开咆哮者去 Let's take the Growler.
这就是我要对假鸡太太说的话 This is what I'm gonna say to Mrs. Diddles.
天哪 Jesus!
你想开这个车去看橄榄球吗 Don't you wanna go to a football game in this?
我不想去看橄榄球 I don't wanna go to a football game.
我想在咆哮者里派对 I wanna party in the fucking Growler!
太酷了 姐妹 It is awesome, girl.
急转弯 各位 急转弯 Sharp turn, guys, sharp turn!
紫色力量
慢点 Take it easy!
孩子们 我们爽一把吧 Okay, kids, let's have some fun.
这里的晚上比白天更吓人 This is scarier at night than in the day.
是有点恐怖 但很安全 It looks a little scary, but it's good.
你觉得我的开车技术如何 How do you like my driving?
我不想说 I don't wanna talk about it.
-嗯 -这个嘛 - Oh yeah. - Well...
就是这个 This is it!
对 棒极了 Oh, hell yeah. This is incredible.
舞台放这里 Yeah, the stage will go here.
老兄 我们要用铁皮人干点什么 Oh, bro, we gotta do something with this Tin Man thing.
我超爱他 I love this guy!
乐队放在这里 还有酒吧 You put the band here, the bar.
你觉得如何 What do you think?
我觉得很棒 I mean, I think this is awesome.
我姐姐和我经常在这里演戏 My sister and I spent a lot of time in here doing shows.
我觉得她会很喜欢 I think she would really love this.
你看起来很棒 灯光照着你 Well, you look good, the light's on you.
我们能听听你的歌吗 Can we hear one of those songs
关于丁丁 about the ding-dongs
或者假鸡的 or the diddles?
我准备了一首歌 但不是关于丁丁 Well, I have something, but it's not about dongs.
不要 我们想听劲爆的 No, we wanna hear the juicy stuff.
你懂的 卖得动的东西 You know, what sells!
好吧 我要弹一首新歌 Alright, I'm gonna try something and...
现在时间正好 I guess now's as good a time as any.
我不知道为什么好紧张 I don't know why I'm so fuckin' nervous.
乔尔 这首歌献给你 Joel, this is for you.
但没有丁丁 But there's no dongs.
*我听过他们无数次说* *How many times did I hear them say*
*她已无可救药 遥不可及* *She's out of reach, drifted away?*
*又是一夜盯着墙壁* *Another night staring at the wall*
*如果我尝试 我知道会失败* *And if I try, I know I'll fall*
*所有山峰向我靠近* *All these hills closing in on me*
*这里的一切我早已司空见惯* *There's nothing here I haven't seen*
*再次让我起身* *Lift me to my feet again*
*我失去联系 需要朋友* *I've lost touch, I need a friend*
*你带我回家* *You brought me home*
*我的胸好似就要跳出胸膛* *My heart is beating through my chest*
*为什么没人收拾这残局* *Why would anyone come clean this mess?*
*我心中的歌唱给你听* *The song in me fell out of you*
*我现在发现都是多亏了你* *I found it now because of you*
*你带我回家* *You brought me home*
*你带我回家* *Yes, you brought me home*
*现在我到家了* *And I am home*
*我* *I am*
*到家了* *Home*
就这样 That's it.
你个讨厌鬼 You motherfucker.
现在你让我们都伤感了 Well, now that you've bummed us all out,
能继续嗨吗 can we get back to it?
不行 No.
我们就先沉浸在这个时刻一会 弗雷德 Let's just stay in the moment for a little bit, Fred.
好 时间够了吗 Okay. Was that long enough of a moment?
-我来开车 -天哪 - I'm driving. - Oh god!
你确定你有驾照吗 Are you sure you have a legal license?
我们走 Let's fuckin' go!
该死 Oh shit!
乔尔 别在我的公车上洒了酒 Joel, do not spill on my bus!
-你要带我们去哪里 -我不说 - Where are you taking us? - Oh, I'm not telling.
给你们准备了大惊喜 孩子们 You're in for a big surprise, kids.
-派对时刻到 -厄玛 - Let's rage. - Irma!
*可爱的姑娘 我希望* *Lovely girl, I wish that*
*我能与你行鱼水之欢* *I could make love to you*
校园甜甜圈
*你成为我的 我永不想失去你* *And you'd be mine, I'd never wanna lose you...*
-老胸 -老胸 - Hey, brah! - Hey, brah.
-老胸 -老胸 - Brah! - Brah...
乔尔 那句话是谁说的来着 Hey, Joel, what's that thing somebody said
要告别孩子气 about putting away childish things?
孩子气 Childish things?
那是《圣经》里的话 贱人 That's from the Bible, bitch.
我喜欢你的孩子气 I love your childish things.
*我的伤感* *My sentiments...*
我也喜欢 I do, too.
真不敢相信我跟厄玛一起派对了 搞什么 I can't believe I'm getting lit with Irma. What the fuck?
她比你想的有意思 She's funner than you think!
你一个人吗 Are you alone?
对 Yeah.
我永远都听不到《假鸡太太》了 I'm never gonna hear "Mrs. Diddles,"
简直闹心死了 and it's gonna kill me!
等等 我还有一件事 Wait, I have one other thing!
还有一件想说的事 One other thing I wanna say.
拿着 拿着 Hold this. Hold it! No,
-拿着 拿着 -快说 快说 - hold it! Hold it! Hold it! - Say it! Say it! Say it!
我知道...你们认识我的地方 I know... that you know me...
各不相同 from everywhere.
-女士们先生们 -不 你不能再说那个了 - Ladies and gentlemen-- - No, you cannot say that anymore!
-好吧 世界上的人们 -放热单 - Okay, people of the world! - Play the hits!
欢迎收看天黑后的莎姆·米勒 Welcome to Sam Miller After Dark!
如果你迷茫 如果你寂寞 If you are lost, if you are lonely,
如果你渴望另一个人的抚摸 if you are desperate for the touch of another human being,
那就让我帮你吧 please let me be of service!
天哪 来吧 Oh my god, do it!
你或许好奇 我能为你做什么 And you may wonder, what can I do for you?
你能为我做什么 What can you do for me?
我很高兴你问了 Well, I'm so glad you asked.
*我要用这个屄裹住所有鸡巴* *I'm gonna wrap this pussy around every dick I can*
*用这个屄裹住所有男孩和男人* *Wrap this pussy around every boy and man*
*我要用这个屄裹住所有美国人* *I'm gonna wrap this pussy around these United States*
*让我的祖国温暖* *Keep my country warm*
天哪 这是我听过最爱国的演出了 Oh my god, that's the greatest patriotic act I've ever heard!
我都算得上是海豹突击队了 I'm practically a Navy SEAL.
敬用我们的屄裹住一切 Here's to wrapping our pussies around everything!
-这就是教堂 -这就是教堂 - This is church. - This is church.
-对 这就是教堂 -这就是教堂 - Yes! This is church! - This is church!
教堂 Church!