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《我们的生活》前情回顾 Previously on This Is Us...
我和你在一起的时光 My time with you has just--
是我人生最快乐的时光 it's just been the happiest time of my life.
所以我们正式结婚如何 What do you say we make it official?
我真为你高兴 I am so, so happy for you.
谢谢 Thank you.
也为你高兴 菲利普 And for you, too... Philip.
谢谢 Thank you.
-别这样 我只是想知道 -快出去 - Come on. Hey, no, I just need to know... - Get out.
-引用电影台词或者模仿明星是不是可以 -不行 - ...if movie quotes or impressions are allowed. - No.
-仅此而已 -可以 - That's all. - Yes.
这是我最后一次这么做 This is the last time I'm doing this,
所以百无禁忌 哥哥 so go crazy, brother.
孩子们 Guys,
咱能不能像个正常人一样好好吃早饭 can we please eat our breakfast like normal human beings?
我说真的 你们又不是小狗 Hey, I mean it. You're not puppies.
禁行
真准时 皮尔森夫人 比时钟还准呢 Right on time, Ms. Pearson. Just like clockwork.
来吧 孩子们 Come on, kids.
你好我要... Hi, I'd like...
-一磅火腿 -你好啊 一磅火腿 - Pound of ham. - Hey, pound of ham.
马上来 Coming right up.
谢谢 Thank you.
《人物》关于戴安娜的一切
老样子吗 The usual?
不 Actually, no.
我想尝试个新发型 Let's try something different.
关于戴安娜的一切 不只是王妃
好啊 All right.
抱歉 但我今天不需要做头发 I'm sorry, but I don't need my hair done today.
这... 亲爱的 Wh-- Uh, honey.
还记得吗 今天我们要去参加凯特的婚礼 Remember, we are going to Kate's wedding today.
这位凯莉会帮你做头发造型 And Kelly here is gonna style your hair.
不过不会太华丽 毕竟这是凯特的婚礼 But maybe not too glamorous, because we don't want
我们可不能把新娘比下去 你说是吧 to upstage Kate at her own wedding, now do we?
你觉得怎么样 What do you think?
对 凯特的婚礼 好的 Yes, Kate's wedding. Okay.
好 Okay.
我知道了 别催 我这就换衣服 I know, I know. I'm getting dressed,
主要是我老婆要穿丝袜 but the wife wanted stockings.
我还能怎么办 What the hell am I supposed to do?
我盯着他 没问题 快走 尼基 I got him, it's all good. Let's move, Nicky.
-快走 -你那篇文章不错哦 - Move. - Loved the article, by the way.
-就是照片太丑 -你少口是心非了 兄弟 - Hated the picture. - Oh, you know I looked good, brother.
早上好 米格尔 Yo. Morning, Miguel.
兰德尔 你打扮起来还挺帅 Randall, wow. You polish up real nice.
-谢谢 多谢夸奖 -真帅气 - Thank you, sir. Appreciate it. - Wow, look at that.
-妈妈 -你来了 - Hey, Mom. - Hi.
-今天是不是很激动 -是啊 - You excited for the day? - Mm-hmm.
记住哦 等我说完迎宾祝酒词 Now remember, after I finish with my reception toast,
我就会邀请你上台表演钢琴 I'm gonna call you up to perform the song on the piano.
我知道 Yeah, I know, I know.
我很兴奋 我已经准备好了 I'm excited. I've... never been more ready.
太好了 I love it, I love it.
对了 大家准备开始集合拍婚礼照片了 Uh, folks are starting to head down for the wedding photos.
所以我正在打理自己 So, getting myself together.
真是等不及你爸爸到场了 I just can't wait for your father to get here.
-你说什么 -兰德尔 - What's that? - Uh, Randall.
没关系 今天早上你妈妈进入状态有点慢 It's okay, it's just been a little bit of a slow morning.
亲爱的 你这样真好看 Honey, you are looking amazing.
马上就到收尾阶段了 是吧 We're on the homestretch now, aren't we?
对了 等你的发型做好 Uh, don't forget, when, uh, you're done with your hair,
我们就下楼去跟凯特拍照片 we're gonna head downstairs to do pictures with Kate.
好吗 一定会很好玩的 Okay? It's gonna be a lot of fun.
记得哦 Okay? So...
兰德尔 Hey, uh, Randall?
我建议你先别乱动 I-I wouldn't knock yourself out
放在那里的药 with all that medicine right now.
现在每天吃的药都在变 It's, uh, it's constantly changing, so...
我之前没见过她这样 I haven't seen that.
可能我之前忙着宣誓就职什么的 I guess with the swearing in and everything,
我错过了一些事 I've missed some things.
是啊 最近这个月不太轻松 Yeah, well, it's, um, it's been a rough month
长途跋涉也不利于病情 and the travel hasn't helped.
不过大家都同意了我的提议 But everybody's on board with my plan to get
先把婚礼照片拍了 她就可以先休息 the wedding photos knocked out early so that she has
确保有充足的状态来参加婚礼仪式 a nice, long break to relax before the ceremony.
不过我想问你一件事 There is something I'd like to ask you, though.
请说 Yeah.
你左边头发的这个缝 你确定吗 Are we sure about that part on the side of your head?
-你要嘲笑我吗 -我只是... - You gonna mock me? - I'm just...
因为《纽约客》说我可是"冉冉新星" Because The New Yorker says I'm a "Rising star."
所以你也应该这样称呼我 So you should probably address me accordingly.
好啊 新星先生 抱歉 皮尔森参议员 Oh, yes, Mr. Rising Star. I'm sorry, uh, Senator Pearson.
抱歉 皮尔森参议员 Apologies, Senator Pearson.
你真是个老顽童 You're a damn fool, you know that?
不过你这身真是太帅了 Yes. Look how handsome you look, though.
这是政府发的行头吗 Is that government-issued handsome?
我这不是想跟上你的节奏吗 Just trying to keep up with you, big guy.
这话我爱听 Oh, I like that.
-爱你 妈妈 -我也爱你 - I love you, Ma. - I love you.
好了 我们下面见 All right, see you guys down there.
好的 到时候见 All right, see you there.
我想告诉你 I want you to know
我现在明白了 that I see it now.
敲敲门 Knock, knock.
别进来 你认真的吗 No, no, no. Really?
你和凯文真是毫无边界感 You and Kevin have serious boundary issues.
快出去 你不能见凯特 Get out. You can't see Kate.
菲利普大哥 不能偷看 Come on, Big Phil. No looky.
二位女士 这已经是我第二次结婚了 Ladies, this is my second trip down the aisle.
你知道第一次婚礼教会我什么了吗 And you know what I learned the first time?
那就是愚蠢的迷信 That silly superstitions have zero bearing
对婚姻的结局毫无关系 on the outcome of marriages.
所以 我要偷看 好吗 So I'm gonna looky. Okay?
我还要好好偷看 I'm gonna looky real good.
行吧 Fair enough.
我来看咯 Looky, looky.
完了 我得去给双胞胎换衣服了 Uhp, crap. I have to dress the twins.
我和你一起去 I'm gonna go with you.
-楼下见 -拜 - See you downstairs. - Goodbye.
要开始了 Here we go.
是的 Here we go.
你不介意我赶在婚礼开始前 You don't mind me sneaking a peek at you
-过来偷看你一眼吧 -当然不介意 - before the day starts? - Oh, hell no.
我可是佛系新娘 我是二婚凯特 I mean, I'm Zen Kate. I'm Second Wedding Kate.
我是最不可能出现婚礼综合征的 I'm, like, the opposite of a bridezilla.
你可以说我已经准备好面对任何突发事件了 Like, I am cool with whatever this wedding throws at me.
非常放松 I'm cool.
你这个语气听起来 Sounds precisely like something
好像在过度矫正自己 someone who's overcompensating would say.
有什么事 What's up?
你有没有三次 不 四次检查 Did you triple-- uh, quadruple-check
活页乐谱已经按顺序放好了 that the sheet music is taped together?
我不希望我妈妈在表演时 I don't want my mom to rifle through
还需要来回翻乐谱 while she's performing.
-确认了 -好 - Yes. -Okay.
我检查了四次 I quadruple-checked.
放心吧 听我说 All right? Listen,
你已经陪她练了一年 you've been working on this with her for a year.
她会没事的 She'll be fine.
菲利普 我要的不仅仅是"没事" Philip, "Fine" doesn't cut it.
这不是小事 这首曲子... It doesn't cut it. This...
这首曲子我们从小就听她弹 This is a melody she's played us since we were kids.
这对她来说很重要 如果出了岔子 This means a lot to her, and if something goes wrong,
-她绝对会彻底崩溃的 -你听我说 - she's going to be utterly devastated. - Hey, listen to me.
一定会顺利的 好吗 深呼吸 She'll be fine, okay? Just breathe.
她没问题的 She'll be fine.
是的 Yeah.
是的 只要找到调 她就会进入状态 Yes. She'll lock in once she finds her key.
这才对嘛 There you go.
凯文就不能在我们准备的时候 Kevin couldn't have dressed the twins
给双胞胎穿个衣服吗 while we were getting ready?
我要给他画个鸡鸡作为惩罚 I'm gonna leave him a penis doodle as punishment.
稍等 Oh, hold up.
你坐立难安 把大门望穿 你轻抿酒杯 呼吸深邃 你在等待谁 不 我决不会让你 迷失在无人涉足的土地 即使只能看一眼 我也甘愿冒险 让我们把彼此寻见
这是什么 What's this?
《我决不会让你迷失》 女人的字迹 "I would never leave you lost" in female handwriting.
这是封情书吗 Is this a love letter?
我的天 我的天 贝丝 看 胸罩 Oh, my God, oh, my God, oh, my God. Beth, look, a bra.
就在这个带花图案的披肩旁边 Ooh, and it's right next to some kind of floral wrap thingy.
凯文 Kevin.
这里简直就像个犯罪现场 It's like a frickin' crime scene in here.
卫生间里甚至还有化妆品 There's even makeup in the bathroom.
那其实是我的 Oh, that's actually mine.
凯文有时会借用我的粉底液 Kevin borrows my foundation sometimes.
我们肤色一样 We have the same skin tone.
凯文居然在周末婚礼上有地下恋情 Kevin is having a secret wedding weekend romance,
这些都是证据 and these are the clues.
像是现实中的侦探故事 It's like a true crime whodunit.
但和性有关 But with sex.
你觉得他昨晚和谁睡了 Who do you think he slept with last night?
这很好 That's really good.
或许我们该拍一张不拿酒杯的 Uh, maybe we do, uh, just one without all the wine glasses.
好 Okay.
就像那样 Yep. Just like that.
可能是婚礼歌手 It could be the wedding singer.
-菲利普的朋友 -她昨晚参加了排练 - Philip's friend. - She was at the rehearsal last night.
而且他们在说话 And they were talking.
就这两下子吗 凯文 You ain't slick, Kevin.
-就这两下子吗 凯文 -不 - You ain't slick, Kev... - No.
别这样 Don't do that.
等等 Wait.
你看到索菲看他的眼神了吗 Did you see that look Sophie just gave him?
我看到了吗 我都感觉到了 Did I see it? I felt it.
他俩在一起的过往可真疯狂 They have crazy history together.
疯狂的过往 Insane history.
但等等 她结婚了 But wait. She's married.
-对 这不是她的风格 -说得对 - Oh, yeah. That's not her M.O. - No.
你好 Hello...
那是卡西迪 他带的女伴 Then there's Cassidy, his plus-one.
是的 但只是朋友 Right. Just as a friend, though.
他热辣 她滚烫 而且都是单身汪 He sizzles, she sizzles, they're both single.
我们多留几个选项 Let's keep our options open.
-这下可太有乐子了 -可不是嘛 - This is gonna be fun. - Yeah, it will.
但是 妹子 我就问问 Oh, but hey, girl, hey, I'm just checking in.
你确定你八卦这些没问题吗 You sure you're cool with figuring this out?
我是说 你差点就和他结婚了 I mean, you were gonna marry the guy.
你还看过他的老二 You have seen his junk.
贝丝 已经过去五年了 Beth. It was a half decade ago.
我和他有一对五岁的双胞胎 I have five-year-old twins with the man
和我的丈夫有个九个月大的孩子 and a nine-month-old with my husband.
我需要这点乐子 I need this.
那我们快找出他上了谁吧 So let's find out who he banged.
让我们开启阿加莎·克里斯蒂模式 Let's get our Agatha Christie on.
好了 皮尔森一家 Okay, Pearsons.
往中间挤一挤 快点 Tuck in a little. Come on.
你知道吗 我在想 Oh, you know what? I was thinking,
关于皮尔森参议员和谁合影 we got to be really careful
我们要非常谨慎 who Senator Pearson takes photos with.
以利亚 无意冒犯 So, Elijah, bud? No offense,
-但你确定你不在什么 -老天 - but are we sure you're not on any... - Oh, boy.
逃犯名单之类的东西上面吗 ...you know, fugitive lists or anything like that?
作为今天的指定保姆 You know, as designated babysitter for the day,
我不想听奶爸的什么胡话 I just, I'm not gonna take any crap from the Manny.
好了 皮尔森参议员 All right, Senator Pearson,
你最好去找一下你的保镖 you better go get your security detail.
以利亚火药味很浓啊 Elijah's getting aggressive.
我的女儿们就是我的保镖 我很安全 Uh, my daughters are my detail, so I'm safe.
你觉得安妮能挡枪子吗 Okay, you're trusting Annie to stop a bullet?
这可不是凯文·科斯特纳级别的保镖 This is not Kevin Costner-level security.
她反应很快 She's really fast.
很搞笑 杰克 Very funny, Jack.
那是凯文 妈妈 That's Kevin, Mom.
爸爸已经离开我们很久了 记得吗 Dad hasn't been with us for a while, remember?
-兰德尔 -你为什么这么说 - Uh, Randall... - Why would you say that?
不不不 No, no, no, no. S--
你为什么那么说 兰德尔 W-Why would you say that, Randall?
-我是认真的 -我在这 我在这 - Seriously. - I'm right here. I'm right here.
-我在这 我在这 -我是认真的 - I'm right here. I'm right here. - It's not true.
没事了 我在这 It's okay, I'm right here.
-我在这 -我不知道他为什么那样说 - I'm right here. - I don't know why he would say that.
抱歉 我很抱歉 妈妈 Sorry. I'm sorry, Mom.
好了 我数三下 Okay, let's burn one on three.
一 二 三 One, two, three.
很好 Great.
我们的生活 第六季第十三集
看看这些大作 Oh, wow. Look at these.
看看这些大作 我们... Look at these. We...
要把这些卖了 拿来给你们付大学学费 are gonna sell these to help pay for college.
我都不记得你上一次 You know, I can't remember the last time
戴帽子是什么时候了 I saw you wearing a hat.
我可能做了件 I may have done something...
傻事 kind of stupid.
天啊 Oh. Wow.
好看还是不好看 Good wow or bad wow?
不一样了 不一样了 It's different. It's different.
我 我 我 I'm, uh... I'm-I'm...
我要再想想 I'm getting my head around it.
没事的 妈妈 It's all right, Mom.
头发会长回来的 Hair grows back.
这不行 我想要以前的妈妈 It's not all right. I want old Mom back.
走下木板 Walk the plank!
这是什么 他 他在做什么 Wh-What is this? What is he-- what is he doing?
他在扮虎克船长 He's playing Captain Hook.
因为他觉得我看起来像彼得·潘 Because he thinks I look like Peter Pan.
我的天 他 Oh, my God. He...
小朋友 这不好笑 Uh, not funny, pal!
看着我 这不好笑 You look at me. Not funny.
不 把这个给我 No. Give me this.
你们三个 去餐桌那里 马上 All three of you, dining table, right now.
我们要谈一谈该怎么和你妈妈讲话 We are gonna talk about how you speak to your mother.
所以 事已至此 Okay, so that just happened.
这就是新常态了 It's the new normal.
我知道 I'm aware.
但还是 Still, it's...
她过去几天时不时会 She's been calling Kev "Jack" on and off
把小凯叫成"杰克" for the past couple days.
可能只是因为 Probably just triggered by, you know,
这场婚礼让她的日常生活 the shake-up in her routine,
变得有些面目全非 the wedding excitement.
医生说在现在这个阶段 Doctor says we're at the stage where...
我们不能纠正她 you shouldn't correct her.
你明白吗 就顺着她走 You know? Just-just roll with it,
分散她的注意力 直到症状消失 you try to distract her until the episode fades.
还是这样 Still.
我懂 I know.
也许等下不能让妈妈表演了 Maybe Mom shouldn't perform later.
压力太大了 It's a lot of pressure.
是的 Yeah.
可能有点过头了 Maybe it's too much.
抱歉 我能插个话吗 Uh... Sorry. May I interject?
音乐对灵魂有益 Music is good for the soul.
对她的记忆有益 It's-it's been good for her memory,
医生鼓励她做这些 and, the doctors, they encourage her to do it.
这也是为什么我们安排了 It's also why we have the most...
史上最怪的婚礼日程 bizarre wedding schedule of all time
也是为什么你穿着婚纱像个人偶一样 and why you'll be sitting in your dress for 12 hours
坐了12个小时 like a bridal mannequin.
就是为了让丽贝卡有充分时间调整自己 So that Rebecca gets all the downtime she needs.
只要找到调 Once she finds her key,
她就会进入状态 she'll lock in.
我去看看她 I'm gonna go check on her.
好 我也陪你去 Yeah, I will come with you,
如果你不介意的话 if you don't mind.
佛系凯特 Zen Kate.
你妈妈能够进行表演 会成功的 Your mother can and will do this.
我不知道丽贝卡是否办得到 I have no idea if Rebecca can do this.
毕竟 神经大条地希望一切顺利 I mean, th-this unfettered hope that all will go well
不太是英国人的作风 does not come naturally to an Englishman.
但我会尽可能保持乐观 I mean, I-I'm gonna try my best to keep optimistic
祈祷不出岔子 因为如果出了... that it'll all be okay, because it will...
你姐姐会崩溃的 crush your sister if it doesn't.
话说 万一 Tell me, um, in the event
她上台后开始不知所措 that she gets up on that stage and starts to flounder,
你有什么议员超能力 do you have any senatorial powers
能让全市断电吗 to call a citywide blackout?
没有 I do not.
好吧 值得一试 Ah. Worth a try.
"你轻抿酒杯" "You sip your drink,
"呼吸深邃" deepen your breath."
还有谁会写情诗呢 Oh, who writes love letters anymore?
难道凯文勾搭了个二战飞行员吗 What, is Kevin's hookup a World War II pilot?
等下 这确实有诗的押韵 Wait, this totally has the cadence of a poem.
"即使只能看一眼" "With just one glance,
"我也甘愿冒险" I'd take my chance."
是啊 小学生水平 Yeah, a third grader's poem.
嗯 写得不太好 Yeah, it's not great.
好 然后是... Okay, then we have...
对 Oh, yeah, yeah.
小凯 Hey, Kev.
你们好吗 What's up?
感觉你精神饱满啊 Well, you look fresh and ready.
-有吗 -当然 - Do I? - Yeah.
昨晚睡得好吗 Relaxing night or not so much?
其实... Well, it was, you know...
其实...我好像睡得太早了 Yeah, well... I went to bed so early
感觉错过了很多事情 I feel like I missed out on everything.
发生什么趣事了吗 Anything, uh, interesting happened?
你就别提了 You have no idea.
感觉我得去打个盹 I feel like I need a nap.
你们好 俊男靓女们 Hey, party people.
这酒店居然有桑拿 You know, this hotel has a sauna.
还真奢华 对吗 That's, like, really swanky, right?
-是啊 -太奢华了 - Yeah, it is. - So swanky.
但那里燥热潮湿又暧昧啊 Bet it gets pretty hot and steamy in there.
对了 我感觉有点冷 Oh. It's getting kind of chilly.
我去你房间把披肩拿过来好吗 Can I get my wrap from your room?
昨晚好像落在那了 I think I left it there last night.
那个印花披肩 The, like, floral wrap thing.
-没问题 -谢谢 - Yeah. Course. - Thanks.
好了 听我说 不准取笑你们的妈妈 All right, now listen up. There is no making fun of your mother.
如果你们对于她的新发型没什么想夸的 If you don't have something nice to say about her new haircut,
那就什么都别说 you don't say anything at all.
那你呢 杰克 你... What about you, Jack? You...
看到之后也还什么都没说 haven't really said anything about it since you saw it.
我很喜欢 I love it.
你看着棒极了 You look great.
就像更火辣版的杰米·李·柯蒂斯 Like a hotter Jamie Lee Curtis.
但她为什么要剪头发呢 But why did she cut it?
兰德尔... Well, Randall, uh...
我... I...
我想尝试下更前卫的造型 好吗 I wanted to try something more fashion-forward, okay?
而且我不想再聊这件事了 And I don't want to talk about it anymore.
妈妈怎么了 What's wrong with Mommy?
她看起来像太空超人 She looks like He-Man--
这就是她的问题 that's what's wrong with her.
不好笑 Not funny.
好的 All right.
-好的 -厉害吧 - Uh-huh. Okay, okay. - Look at that.
然后... And...
看我的 Hello!
-拜托 什么鬼 -不是吧 - Oh, come on. What is that? - Oh!
-不可能 -是吗 什么 - There is no way. - Oh, yeah. Uh, what?
那张牌从哪来的 Where'd that come from?
-什么 -你藏牌了吗 - What? - Are you palming cards?
我是个和平爱好者 米格尔 Whoa! I'm a lover, Miguel,
但你这话是在挑衅 but those are fighting words.
-你小心点 -妈 - I'm coming for you. - Hey, Mom!
-你感觉如何 -你看这牌 - How you feeling? - Look at that.
宝贝 Hi, sweetheart.
我好得很 如果尼奇不作弊就更好了 Oh, good, good, good, if Nicky here would just stop cheating.
-你也这么说吗 丽贝卡 -亲爱的 - Oh! Et tu, Rebecca? - Honey,
把你的袖子卷起来 这样我们就 roll up your sleeves so we aren't tempted to think
-不怀疑你藏东西了 -那... - that you're hiding something. - Hey, just--
看吧 女士们 看看 Look, woman. Look at this.
他绝对藏东西了 对吗 Oh, he's definitely hiding something. Right?
好吧 其实... Okay. Well, uh...
我们能聊聊宴会演出吗 Hey, should we talk about that reception performance?
不了 我认为... Oh, no, I-I think we have, uh...
我们在仪式前还有很多时间 We still have plenty of time before the ceremony.
而且显然 这场牌局有猫腻 And, clearly, this game is over and tainted.
要不让菲利普去为婚礼整顿心情 Why don't we let Philip get his mind right for the nuptials
而你跟我可以去品酒 and you and I can go and do our wine tasting
之前我们约好了 that we've been talking about.
这样 我们就能补足 That way, we can replenish all the wine
菲利普的家人昨晚喝光的红酒了 that Philip's family drank up last night.
嗯 但我不确定现在是不是 Yeah, I don't know if now's the right time
-该去品酒的时候 米格尔 -当然 - for a wine tasting, Miguel. - Sure, it is.
来吧 必须的 Come on. I insist.
你先去 孩子 You go ahead, kiddo.
我要再陪女士们一会 You just leave me with the ladies.
我们要换一种不能作弊的玩法 We're gonna play a new cheat-proof game.
没事 继续保持乐观吧 Yeah. Keep the optimism afloat.
顺便喝点梅洛红酒 With a little merlot.
不 如果有人点梅洛红酒 我就走了 Oh, no, if anybody orders any merlot, I'm leaving.
我才不喝什么破梅洛红酒 I am not drinking any frickin' merlot!
你们看过对吧 《杯酒人生》 You see the-- Sideways.
那部电影 演的是... The movie. It was...
好了 我们走吧 Okay. You know what, let's go.
味道不错 That is good.
理解我妈病情的变化是一回事 It's one thing to understand these changes in Mom.
而真要接受是另一回事 It's another thing to accept 'em.
况且还要接受后续更多变化 And accept that even more are coming.
我们接下来要尝这款皮诺红酒吗 Hey, should we, um, try this older pinot next?
好的 就喝这个吧 All right. Let's go with that.
颜色很棒 Nice color.
如果她把我认成威廉怎么办 What if she starts to think I'm William?
那咱们就举杯祈祷 Well, then let's toast
你妈不会管你叫威廉 to your mother not calling you William.
-干杯 -干杯 - Salud. - Salud.
好的 我尝到了... Oh, yeah. I'm getting, um,
烟草的香调 notes of tobacco.
还有樱桃可乐味吗 Uh, is that cherry cola?
-应该是 -对吧 - I think so. - Yeah.
味道很好 It's nice.
完全是圣诞节味道 Total Christmas notes.
有温暖的壁炉 There's a toasty fireplace,
和新编好的花环 a-a fresh-cut wreath.
-还有... -如果这症状是 - It's... - I mean, what if this is the beginning
病情恶化的开端怎么办 of an even bigger slide, man?
好了 兰德尔 别这样 Okay, Randall, come on.
-我说真的 -什么 - I mean, seriously. - What?
我觉得我们今天应该休息一天 I just thought that we could both use a break
不聊阿尔兹海默症了 from talking about Alzheimer's today.
所以我们才来了这里 That is why we are here.
-你说得对 -好吗 - You're right. - 'Kay?
你说得对 先生 You're right, sir.
-我们为此干杯吧 -好 - I'll toast to that. - All right.
-干杯 -干杯 - Salud. - Salud.
米格尔 我不想这么说 Hey, Miguel, I hate to say it. Um...
但每次我们干杯时 but every time we toast, man,
我都注意到你的手在抖 I've noticed a little tremor there.
行了 兰德尔 你直接说 Come on, Randall. Just tell me
-你尝出了什么味道... -刚刚在房间 - what you're tasting in... - Back up in the room earlier,
我也看到了写着你名字的降压药 I saw some blood pressure meds with your name on it.
我们接下来尝尝赤霞珠葡萄酒吧 Why don't we jump to the cabs next?
我等不及要品一品他们的好酒了 I'm really excited about tasting their big boys.
好啊 Okay.
据说 这里的水很神奇 Um, supposedly, this water here is, uh, just amazing.
谢谢 你个不检点的老家伙 Thank you, you bed-hopping relic.
好吧 Okay.
伊迪说得对 尼奇 Edie's right, Nicky.
你绝对是索菲亚 You're definitely Sophia.
谢谢 Thank you.
你说的是滥交的那个吗 You mean the promiscuous one?
不 是脾气差的老家伙 No, the grumpy, old one.
天啊 我今天真是各种被围攻 Oh, Christ, I'm taking fire from all sides today.
这绝对是索菲亚会说的话 Definitely something Sophia would say.
那你们之间肯定有个人是荡妇角色了 Well, that would make one of you broads the trollop.
闭嘴吧 Oh, hush up.
杰克 Jack.
你来了 Hey. There you are.
快来 坐下吧 Come. Sit.
我们在看《黄金女郎》 We're watching Golden Girls--
布兰奇刺爆气球的那部剧 the one where, uh, Blanche pops the balloon.
怎么了 What's wrong?
没什么 Nothing.
没什么 我... Um, nothing. I...
我不知道 我只是... I don't know. I just...
昨晚有点没休息好 had a rough night last night.
不如我们出去走走吧 Well, why don't we go take a-a walk?
你可以跟我说说昨晚的事 You can tell me all about it.
好 Yeah.
我也想去散散步 You know, that'd be good.
好 Okay.
我们不会去太久的 We won't be too long.
你还好吗 孩子 You okay, kid?
没事 Yeah.
好了 Okay.
我们走吧 Shall we?
宝贝 Oh, babe.
你的发型很美 It looks good.
好吗 Okay?
只是... It was just, uh...
有点出乎意料 an unexpected jolt.
孩子们不喜欢 The kids hate it.
我们要是开始采纳 Hey, if we're taking style tips
六岁孩子的审美建议 那就真完了 from six-year-olds, we're screwed.
我也不喜欢 I hate it.
那你为什么要剪呢 Then why'd you cut it?
我... I'm-I'm...
我像个机器人一样 杰克 on autopilot, Jack.
我闭着眼睛都能打包孩子的午餐 I can box the kids' lunches blindfolded.
熟食店的家伙直接叫我"一磅火腿" The guys at the deli call me "Pound of Ham."
他们知道我是个妈妈 一看就是家庭主妇 They know I'm a mom-- I reek of mom.
天啊 我不想当"一磅火腿" 杰克 God, I-I don't want to be Pound of Ham, Jack.
拜托告诉我 我不只是"一磅火腿" Please tell me I'm not just Pound of Ham.
丽贝卡 Rebecca.
你不是"一磅火腿" You are not pound of Ham.
好吗 Okay?
要不我去一趟熟食店吧 You want me to go down to the deli?
我去帮你教育教育那帮蠢货 You-you want me to go down and straighten those idiots out?
不 杰克 不用 我... No, Jack, no, I-I...
我有时候就是有点厌倦这种日常 Sometimes I just get tired of our routine.
我... And...
我想更随心所欲一点 I want to feel spontaneous,
像我们以前那样 like we used to.
难道你就从来没有这样的感觉吗 Come on, don't you ever feel like this?
说实话 我... Honestly, I...
我小时候 一家人坐着吃饭时 When I was a kid, and we sit down at dinner,
我们都不知道我爸会不会突然冲我们发火 we didn't know if my dad was gonna explode on us or not.
也不知道我妈会不会开始哭 If mom was gonna be crying.
他俩待在一起随时都是走钢丝 I mean, those two were just a high-wire act.
所以... So...
我也不知道 我... I don't know, I mean, I-I...
我有点觉得我们的日常 I kind of find our routine
还挺让我安心的 to be a bit comforting.
-所以是我太糟糕了 -你不糟糕 - So I'm awful. - You're not awful.
我不想迷失自己 不想忘记我是谁 I don't want to lose myself and forget who I am.
我觉得我需要做出改变 I think I needed to make a change
来提醒自己 我的生活中还是会有 to remind myself that surprising things
出人意料的事 can still happen.
等我一下 Give me a minute.
怎么了 宝贝 What's wrong, sweetie?
妈 Mom?
小凯 跟我说说话 Kev, talk to me.
我没在篝火晚会上看到你 I missed you at the bonfire.
昨晚发生了什么吗 Something happen last night?
就是跟往常一样 Um, well, you know, per usual,
我发现自己遇到了点难题 I find myself in a bit of a pickle.
我真的很纠结 I'm really struggling, you know?
我觉得我在感情上迷失了 I feel like I'm lost, romantically.
你还好吗 妈 You okay? Mom?
他会解决好的 He'll figure things out.
他们就是结婚太早了 They just got married so young.
高中时的初恋 High school first love.
我觉得凯文就是需要... I think Kevin needs some...
需要时间 想清楚他们之间的事 time to figure things out with her.
是啊 Yeah.
等等 我们是在为凯文和卡西迪干杯吗 Wait, are we toasting to Kevin and Cassidy?
还是为我们名侦探级别的推理能力干杯 Or to our McNulty-level detective work?
当然是为我们的侦探工作干杯 Oh, definitely our detective work.
说曹操曹操到 Speak of the devil.
你们好 Hello.
-他是个好男人 -卡西迪很幸运 - Oh, he's a good man. - Cassidy's a lucky girl.
-是啊 -索菲 - Yeah. - Oh, Sophie.
我们刚刚还在聊你呢 We were just talking about you.
不 我们没... No, we weren't...
你后来睡着了吗 Did you get any sleep?
嗯 睡了一会 你呢 A little, yeah. You?
睡了 Yeah.
那就 等会婚礼上见 We... We'll see you at the wedding.
好 Yeah.
好吧 这是什么鬼 Okay, what the hell was that?
案子还没结束 Case un-closed.
凯文是跟索菲和卡西迪都睡过了吗 Did Kevin sleep with Sophie and Cassidy?
他真是个渣男 He is a terrible man.
太渣了 Just awful.
垃圾 Trash.
我还以为这里唯一能叫到的优步司机 You'd think the one Uber driver in this place
会为了好评 来帮我们搬一下酒呢 would want a good review and actually help out.
我来搬吧 Whoa! I got it, man.
好 Okay.
我知道了 I see.
什么 What?
你没必要偷看我们的药瓶吧 兰德尔 You didn't need to snoop through our pill bottles, Randall.
我没偷看 米格尔 我是无意中看到 I wasn't snooping through, Miguel, I just stumbled
然后有点担心而已 upon it and I got concerned.
而且我的担心也很合理 我来搬 Reasonably so, might I add. I got it.
不 我来搬 No, I've got it.
你是觉得我搞不定一个箱子吗 兰德尔 You don't think I can handle a box, Randall?
你知道我每天都在处理什么吗 You know what I handle on a daily basis?
我手抖 不需要你来提醒我 I didn't need you calling out my hand shaking.
这只是我服药的正常反应 Which is a harmless response to my medication,
-我能处理好 -好 - which I am handling. - Okay.
你知道我需要的是什么吗 Do you know what I needed?
我只想放松一下 I needed an hour.
找个人陪我喝点酒 To drink wine with someone.
我只需要一点点时间 I needed just one minute to feel
感觉自己像个正常人 like a human being.
我主动找你陪我 I wanted to go with you.
因为你喝葡萄酒 Because you drink wine.
你懂酒 就像我一样 And you appreciate it, like I do.
只要这一天而已 兰德尔 I just needed a day, Randall.
因为现在变化来得太快 Because it is moving fast now.
快到我脖子都要闪了 It is moving so fast that I have whiplash.
-什么变化得太快 -全都在变 - What's moving fast? - All of it.
全都在变 All of it.
这是你我二人的决斗 It's just you and me.
现在反悔还不迟 骷髅王 It's not too late to call this off, Skeletor.
我觉得你像一个 I think you just look like
很俊俏的男生 妈妈 a really pretty boy, Mommy.
谢谢 宝贝 谢谢你 Thank you, sweetheart, thank you.
我干了件事 I did a thing.
你干了什么 What did you do?
你好像夏威夷神探 You look like Magnum P.I.
爸爸 你样子好奇怪 You look weird, Dad.
我还挺喜欢的 I kind of like it.
我一直在想 You know, I've always wondered
我适不适合这样的胡须 if I can pull one of these off.
我...也在想这个问题 I... am wondering the same thing.
一位非常睿智的女性曾经告诉我 Well, a very wise woman once told me
偶尔改头换面 it doesn't hurt to shake things up
也无伤大雅 from time to time.
我叫了保姆 Hey, I called the sitter.
我们一起把新模样打扮打扮 What do you say we get these new versions
出去约个会怎么样 of ourselves dolled up and take 'em out for a spin?
让兔崽子们自己胡吃海喝 Let the rug rats eat the meatloaf.
-星期三就这样吗 -星期三就这样 - On a Wednesday? - On a Wednesday.
我说不好你现在更像披萨外卖小哥 I can't tell if you look like a pizza delivery man
还是黄片猛男 or a porn star.
宝贝 今晚 Baby, tonight,
我可以两个都是 I can be both.
好极了 Oh, okay.
我能说什么呢 What can I say?
我爱你 凯特·皮尔森 全心全意地爱你 I love you, Kate Pearson, with every inch of my heart.
你凭一己之力解冻了我的心 which you single-handedly defrosted
又像急诊室医师一样 and resuscitated like an emergency room
-复苏了... -你好像... - physician... - I think, uh...
你好像拿成我的稿子了 I think you might have my notes.
天啊 Oh, dear.
这下对了 Ah, yes!
这份看起来合理多了 This makes more sense.
女士们先生们 感谢各位今天到来 Ladies and gentlemen, thank you for gathering today.
我们相聚在此 庆祝凯特和菲利普... We come together to celebrate Kate and Philip...
承认吧 Admit it.
我们初次见面时 你不喜欢我 You hated me the first time we met.
我大概也有一点讨厌你 And maybe I hated you a little bit, too.
所以 我们的故事并不是那种一见钟情的 So, no, this was not a "Love at first sight"
浪漫爱情童话 magical fairytale romance.
而是磕磕绊绊 It was gritty.
先抑后扬的 Flaws up front.
只有在冰雪和泥泞里 A Super Bowl ring only worthy
勇于奋战的人 of those willing to battle
才配戴上超级碗冠军戒指 in the snow and in the mud.
我一会再解释超级碗是什么东西 I'll explain what a Super Bowl is later.
我把这枚戒指交给你 I give you this ring
作为我爱的象征 as a sign of my love.
我也把我的戒指交给你 作为我爱的象征 And I give you this ring as a sign of my love.
仪式礼成 你可以亲吻新娘了 And there you have it. You may now kiss the bride.
*每一个漂亮女孩* *Now every pretty, pretty girl*
*都想住进他的脑海* *Want to live in his mind all the time*
*他说我坐在我的女孩身边* *He says I'm sitting next to my girl*
*在海湾的码头上* *On the dock of the bay*
芬礼 Marriage.
我们今天共聚在这场芬礼 Marriage is what brings us together today.
芬礼 Marriage,
一段天"翅"良缘 the blessed arrangement.
令人朝"狮"暮想 That dream within a dream.
老天爷啊 Oh, good Lord.
勿复多言 Haud yer wheesht!
汝等皆如耳之蝇也 非乎 You're quite the loud bunch, aren't ya?
或狂悖无道矣 吾不知也 Or maybe just off your trolleys. Ah dinnae ken.
好吧 Right.
我要是准备点台词来说就好了 Guess I should've prepared something.
他很好笑吗 And that kills?
所以 菲利普 And so, Philip,
欢迎加入这个家庭 兄弟 welcome to the family, my brother.
姐姐 Sister.
我对你的爱不可估量 I love you beyond measure.
你们两个今天满脸都是笑容 The two of you have been very smiley today.
我很喜欢 And I dig that.
菲利普 你的笑容很好看 And, Philip, yours is very nice,
但我姐姐... but my sister's...
我的天 她从小就拥有着 ...my God, if it's not the same infectious smile
充满感染力的招牌笑容 that she had since we were little kids.
幸好时间没有改变这一点 And I'm so happy that time hasn't changed that.
我也很高兴你的脸上再次充满喜悦 And I'm really glad that you broke it back out.
我今天想了很多 I've been thinking a lot today, um...
关于时间的事 about time.
当你还年幼时 And how, when you're young--
大概像小杰那么大 like when you're Jackie's age--
一年已经承载了你五分之一的过往 a year is like a fifth of your existence.
所以说 也许人越年轻 And so maybe when you're younger,
时间好像就过得越慢 time seems to move a little bit slower.
暑假都像一辈子那么长 Summer vacation is a lifetime.
但随着我们长大 But the older we get,
时间开始向我们逼近得越来越快 the faster time just seems to come at us.
每个人都一样 All of us.
时间只会一直飞逝 You know, the years just keep flying by,
越来越快 faster and faster.
快到只是想一想 就能让一个人闪到脖子 It can give a guy whiplash, just thinking about it.
所以 即使我非常渴望 And so while I would love nothing more than to...
尽我所能地停留在此时此刻 stay in this moment as long as humanly possible,
祝福我们最亲爱的这对新人 to celebrate our favorite newlyweds...
可遗憾的是 我还没发明出 sadly, I have yet to build a remote
能暂停人生的遥控器 that pauses life.
该死啊 Damn.
不过 在这条人生路的前方 That doesn't mean there aren't still
依然有快乐的暑假 summer vacations to be enjoyed.
依然有愉快的交谈 Still good conversations to be had.
依然有彼此传递的爱 And still love to be shared.
只不过这一切都会来得快上许多 It just all happens much faster.
当然 But, um...
在这样的时刻 in moments like this,
当你陪在最喜欢的人们身边 when you're around all your favorite people...
共同庆祝一个非常特别的日子时 ...celebrating a really special day...
时间倒确实会慢下来不少 ...time does slow down ever so much.
因此我很感激凯特和菲利普带来了这一刻 So I'm grateful to Kate and Philip for that.
当我环视这间屋子 我心里充满欣慰 And I'm filled with comfort, as I look around this room,
因为我知道大家会陪着我 knowing that all of you will be on this
一起坐上这列飞驰的快车 speeding train with me,
一起偶尔在特别的站点减速 slowing down for the occasional special stop.
直到抵达终点 All the way till the very end.
那么... So, um...
干杯 cheers.
-干杯 -干杯 - Cheers. - Cheers.
好 Okay.
为了帮助大家尽快摆脱 And now to drag us back from the dark abyss
我刚这段话的沉重气氛 that I just pushed us all into.
我有幸向大家介绍 Uh, it is my pleasure to introduce
下面这场非常特别的表演 a very special performance.
话不多说 女士们先生们 有请 So without further ado, ladies and gentlemen, I give you
独一无二的 the one, the only...
我的母亲 Mom.
妈 舞台交给你了 The stage is all yours, Mom.
看久了之后 我开始发现 It took me a sec, but I am turning
我还挺喜欢你的小胡子 positive on the mustache.
女人都喜欢胡子 Women dig a 'stache.
而男人 And men...
都喜欢能驾驭超辣短发的女人 dig a woman who can pull off a hot, short haircut.
谢谢 Oh, thanks.
今天好几个人叫我"一磅火腿" I think multiple men calling me Pound of Ham
让我受打击了 really threw me.
我其实很喜欢我们的日常 I love our routine.
我知道 I know.
但时不时地做些改变也是很不错的 Still good to shake things up from time to time though.
-没错 -很好 - Mm-hmm. - Yeah.
你知道什么事是"一磅火腿"丽贝卡 You know something that Pound of Ham Rebecca
-永远不会做的吗 -什么 - would never do? - Hmm?
就是大步走到那架钢琴前 弹首曲子让大家瞧瞧 Strut over to that piano over there and rip it a new one.
这个嘛 Well...
"一磅火腿"丽贝卡已经死透了 Pound of Ham Rebecca's dead.
好吧 Oh, okay.
我希望你能知道 I want you to know...
要是你妈妈没法表演的话 that if your mother is unable to perform,
我已经和乐队商量好了 I've arranged for me and the band
我和他们会直接开始 to immediately start playing
表演席琳·迪翁的《我心永恒》 Celine Dion's "My Heart Will Go On."
-没错 我是主唱 -好吧 - That's right, me on lead vocal. - Mm-hmm.
现场版的《泰坦尼克号》 Going full Titanic.
那绝对会是一场史诗级的灾难 All right, it's gonna be a catastrophe
这样一来 没有人会记得婚礼上 of such epic proportions that no one's really gonna remember
还发生过什么事情 anything else about this wedding.
-我真是太爱你了 -当然 - I love you very much. - Yeah.
这话听着还是挺宽慰的 你懂吧 It's good to hear, you know?
考虑到我的歌喉 Considering.
*人们说时间会证明一切* *They say time will tell*
*但我觉得* *But I think it likes*
*时间更喜欢保密* *To keep secrets*
*所以我们等等看吧* *So we'll wait and see*
*这样倒也无妨* *But it's just as well*
*时光飞逝* *The years can be counted*
*白驹过隙* *In seconds*
*我也并不介意* *That's fine with me*
*因为我已经拥有* *'Cause I get this morning*
*和你共度的这个清晨* *With you*
*此时便是永恒* *Forever now*
*所有一切* *It all*
*直击我的心* *Hits me at once*
*此时便是永恒* *Forever now*
*表达此事* *If there's a right way*
*若是有正解* *To say it*
*我仍在学习如何去做* *I'm still learning how*
*也许此刻我们所拥有的一切* *And maybe all that we have*
*已经是一种永恒了* *Is a forever now*
*我一直在搜寻词语* *I've been looking for words*
*描述所有那些* *For feelings that shouldn't*
*无法言说的感觉* *Get spoken*
*那正是我此刻的感觉* *It's something I do*
*我开始明白* *I'm starting to learn*
*有些静默不该被打破* *Some silences shouldn't be broken*
*只需用心聆听* *Just listened to*
*我拥有与你共处的此刻* *I get this moment with you*
*此时便是永恒* *Forever now*
*所有一切* *It all*
*直击我的心* *Hits me at once*
*此时便是永恒* *Forever now*
*表达此事* *If there's a right way*
*若有正解* *To say it*
*我仍在学习如何去做* *I'm still learning how*
*我们所拥有的一切* *All that we have*
*已经是一种永恒* *Is a forever now.*
你还是会让我唱席琳的歌 对吧 You're still gonna make me sing Celine, aren't you?
当然 Yes.
说实话 你一整天都能跟住这群孩子真是神了 Listen, you really are a god for tracking these kids all day.
其实就算你搞丢其中一个 我也觉得 I wouldn't have been upset with you if you'd lost, like,
-挺正常的 -多谢夸奖 哥们 - one of them. - Yeah, well, thanks, man.
什么时候我轮完班了马上告诉我 Just let me know when my shift's over,
这样我就能打包所有吃的了 so I can take all the edibles.
怎么了 你们俩今天看我的眼神一直很奇怪 What gives? You guys have been looking at weird me all day.
-有吗 -当然 - Have we? - Uh-huh.
你有奇怪地看着他吗 Have you been dishing any weird looks?
-我没有 你呢 -当然没有 - Not I. Have you? - No, no.
-没什么奇怪的眼神 -不知道你在说什么 - No weird looks over here. - No clue what you're talking about.
能借一步说话吗 Hey, um, can I steal you for a second?
没问题 Sure.
失陪一下 Excuse me.
好吧 Okay, so, um...
关于昨晚 我通常不会... about last night, I am not usually...
原来是婚礼的歌手 It's the wedding singer.
我们早该知道是婚礼歌手的 We should've known it was the wedding singer.
这种事一向都是婚礼歌手干的 It's always the damn wedding singer.
一向都是婚礼歌手 Always the wedding singer.
*朋友们 是时候了* *Well, my friends, the time has come*
*让我们热闹起来 享受一番* *Raise the roof and have some fun*
*抛下所有* *Throw away*
*尚未完成的工作* *The work to be done*
*让音乐一直演奏 一直演奏* *Let the music play on, play on, play on*
*演奏整晚 一整晚* *All night long, all night...*
我超喜欢你的演讲 I loved your speech.
既性感又令人抑郁 It was equal parts sexy -and depressing.
那可是我的秘密武器 Well, that's my sweet spot.
没错 So, yes.
-*演奏整晚* -*整晚* - *All night long, oh, yeah.* - *All night*
*一整晚* *All night...*
我妈病了 Mom is sick.
米格尔也越来越老了 Miguel's getting old.
我知道一切会朝什么方向发展 I can see where it's all heading now.
但一切都发展得太快了 And it's all headed there so fast.
面对这些 人到底该怎么办 What are you supposed to do with that?
宝贝 你唯一能做的就是 Only thing you can do, baby.
跳舞 You dance.
*所有人都在街上跳舞* *Everyone you meet, dancing in the street*
-*跳上整晚* -*整晚* - *All night long* - *All night*
*没错 跳上整晚* *Oh, yes, all night long*
*一整晚* *All night long*
*跳上整晚 一整晚* *All night, all night...*
哥 说真的 So, for real, bro.
你昨晚到底干什么了 What happened with you last night?
这个就说来话长了 Aw, man, it's a long story.
结局好吗 Is it a good story?
-*一整晚* -*整晚* - *All night* - *All night*
-*跳上整晚 一整晚* -*整晚* - *All night, all night* - *All night*
-*跳上整晚 一整晚* -*整晚 一整晚* - *All night, all night* - *All night, all night long*
-我还不知道 -*一整晚* - I don't know yet. - *All night long.*
*人们说时间会证明一切* *They say time will tell*
*但我觉得* *But I think it likes*
*时间更喜欢保密* *To keep secrets*
*所以我们等等看吧* *So we'll wait and see*
*这样倒也无妨* *But it's just as well*
*时光飞逝* *The years can be counted*
*白驹过隙* *In seconds*
*我也并不介意* *And that's fine with me*