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翻译 青椒 春天里的小熊 陈奥奥 梦靥
翻译 芦笋战机鸡 小y Funky capitaljack
校对 Funky 青椒
时间轴 廉童伍 大葱 知之
后期 8T
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《我们的生活》前情回顾 Previously on This Is Us...
你和蒂芙妮会好好在家学习的吧 You and Tiffany staying in and studying, right?
我可是会随时保持联系的 'Cause I'm keeping close contact.
你有我手机号 老大 You got my number, Commander.
波士顿有什么在等你 What awaits you in Boston?
我男朋友 My boyfriend.
他们想重制《靓男保姆》 凯文 They want to reboot The Manny, Kevin.
你要演爸爸 你可以养活你在洛杉矶的家人 You'd play the dad. You get to raise your family in Los Angeles
完全不愁钱 and become a zillionaire.
别人都说我有毛病 You know, people said I was crazy,
为了待在双胞胎跟前 住在你家车库里 me living in your garage just to stay close to the twins.
他们可能说得有道理 It's possible they had a point.
我讨厌要和你打视频而不是当面 我很想你 I hate that I'm doing this over FaceTime, but I miss you.
我也想你了 I miss you, too.
你知道凯文在我们客房里吗 Are you aware that Kevin is in our guest room?
我决定演《靓男保姆》重启版 I'm taking The Manny reboot.
女士们 先生们 Ladies and gentlemen,
有请杰克·达蒙 Jack Damon.
我能感觉到你在担心我 I can feel your concern.
一个盲人 靠近烧烤炉 Blind guy, hot smoker.
不过我向你保证 我已经做过几百次 I assure you, I have done this hundreds of times,
并且我的眉毛都还在 and I still have both my eyebrows.
等等 我的眉毛还在吧 Wait, do I still have both of them?
目前还在的 So far, so good.
你还好吗 You okay?
没事 Yeah.
我知道这样很扯 但是很偶尔的时候 I know it sounds crazy, but every once in a while,
闻到烟熏的味道 会让我想起那一天 that smell hits me and... takes me right back to that day.
我理解 I know.
别太靠近 孩子 Don't-don't get too close, buddy.
不要 不要 No. No, no, no.
杰克 Jack!
杰克 Jack?
我没事 I'm good.
-人生初记忆 很"厉害"吧 -是啊 - Hell of a first memory, huh? - Yeah.
希望你很有胃口 Hope you're hungry.
就两个人 但我做了很多 Made enough for a small army.
我们的生活 第六季第三集
天哪 我又错过了他们睡觉 Oh, God... I missed them again.
对不起 I'm sorry.
我尽力让他们别睡 但是他们太累了 I tried to keep them up as long as I could, but they were wiped.
他们都快忘记我了 They're not gonna remember who I am.
对不起 Oh, I'm sorry.
谁都不会忘记你的脸 Nobody forgets that face.
你的胡子爱留多长都可以 Look, you could cover it with as much facial hair as you want.
根本不重要 It doesn't even matter.
我怎么会成为这样的爸爸 How did I become that dad?
每天早饭前就出门 Like, the guy who leaves before breakfast
晚饭后才回来 and gets home after dinner.
我爸以前就总忙工作 我也还是很爱他 My dad worked a lot. I still love him.
把我跟你爸相比 并没有安慰到我 Yeah, comparing me to your father doesn't help.
要是我拿你和你妈妈比 你会怎么想 How would you like it if I compared you to my mom?
好吧 我懂你意思了 Oh, okay. Point taken.
宝贝 要不这样 Babe, why don't you...
要不你这周末抽出一些时间 I don't know, why don't you carve out some time for them this weekend
好好陪陪他们 and give them the full Jack experience?
你已经想到要好好陪他们了吗 Oh, you already thought of the Jack experience?
你说吧 Okay, go ahead.
你知道新开的那家商场吗 You know that new mall they just built?
就是有室内电影院的那家 The one with the indoor movie theater?
他们第一次看大屏幕电影 Oh, their first movie on a big screen.
太完美了 It's perfect.
他们一定喜欢 你们一定会玩得很开心 They're gonna love it. You're gonna have so much fun.
你不去吗 Y-You're not gonna come?
陪三个坐卧不宁还吃了很多糖的孩子 An entire Saturday with three squirming kids
待一整个周六吗 all hopped up on sugar?
别指望我 宝贝 Don't count on it, babe.
好吧 All right.
我要去挣饭钱了 Off to make the bacon.
再过四天 我们再见 T-minus four days until I see you guys again.
-好 -好的 - All right. - All right.
-我们爱你 -我们爱你 - Well, we love you. - We, uh, love you.
-我们爱你 -天哪 我也爱你 - We love you. - Oh, my gosh, I love you, too.
爱你哦 Love you.
-我们会想你的 -看来今天不给亲 - We'll miss you. - Not today.
-是啊 -我很快就回来 - I know. - I'll be back. I'll be right back.
-跟爸爸再见 -爸爸再见 - Bye, Dad. - Bye, Dad.
孩子 我们来几个飞吻 Hey, buddy, let's just, uh, let's kind of blow our kisses
然后说一下"爱你" and say our "I love you's..."
抱歉 他有点太闹腾了 要不先这样吧 Sorry, you know what? He's melting down, sorry.
可是他都没来得及... Yeah, but he didn't get a chance to hear me say
听我说爱他 that-that I love him.
我没能推掉明晚的工作晚餐邀请 Yeah, I couldn't g-- I couldn't get out of that dinner
希望不要弄得太晚 tomorrow night, so hopefully it won't go too late
我会做第二天一早的飞机回来 and I'll just hop on the first flight in the morning.
太遗憾了 Well, that's a bummer.
我还希望你能回来 I was just hoping that you would be here
帮我看看孩子 to help me with the kids, you know?
等到快周末的时候 我真的很累 By the end of the week I'm just fried.
我尽力了 凯特 Yeah, I'm doing the best I can, Kate.
我知道 I know.
而且你还来回跑 我... And you're traveling back and forth, and I--
我们真的很感激 babe, we really appreciate it.
一位父亲的工作将持续一生 A dad's work is never done.
-早上好 -早上好 - Good morning. - Good morning.
给你 加了罗汉果和坚果乳的抹茶 Here you go, matcha with monk fruit and nut milk,
-你这口味可真够独特的 -进来吧 - just like you like your nonsense. - Come on in.
我们用冠军早餐来喂他们 那就是山药 We'll fuel them up with the breakfast of champions: yams.
你终于来了 Thank God you're here.
双人份"爆汁"套餐 Double blowout.
味道好极了 Well, yams.
-早 -嘘 折腾了一晚 - Morning. - Shh. We had a rough night.
他们又都睡着了 不过你可以去看一眼 They're already back asleep, but you can go peek.
一起照顾他们要是能容易点就好了 对吧 Sharing them should get easier, right?
但愿是吧 I hope so.
今天是个大日子 Big day.
我跟大女儿开车上路 Me and my eldest out on the open road.
车辆完全停止 握好方向盘 Coming to complete stops, keeping it ten and two,
她将被困在老爸身边 and she'll be trapped next to her father
至少一个小时 for at least an hour,
也就是说她不得不跟我聊天 which means she will be forced to connect with me.
很狡猾 Very sneaky.
我赞成 I approve.
我知道你会的 I knew that you would.
你准备好了吗 You ready?
好嘞 All right.
-我们吃饭 -看看这儿 - Let's eat. - Look at this.
-这里有进步 -是的 - Making progress over here. - I know.
真好 太棒了 Good for you. That's amazing.
-谢谢 -你知道更棒的是什么吗 - Thank you. - You know what's really exciting news?
弗兰妮昨晚吃了胡萝卜 Is Franny ate carrots last night.
我会知道是因为 麦迪逊发了一个胡萝卜表情 I found that out because Madison sent me a carrot emoji,
我倒是没在那里亲眼看到 not because I was actually there to witness it in person.
我知道跟他们分开住很折腾 I know it's tough not living with them,
但我真的很感激有你在 but I'm really grateful that you're here.
说实话 没有你的帮助 Honestly, I do not know how I would be surviving
我不知道怎么熬过来 without all your help.
或许对你也好 对吗 And maybe it's good for you, too, right?
让你在看望孩子和工作之余 还有事可做 Keep you busy between seeing the kids and work?
对 很好 我很好 我没事 Yeah, yeah, no, it's good. I'm-I'm good, though, I'm fine.
你不必担心我 I'm-- You don't have to worry about me.
我要去开会了 I'm going to my meetings, I'm...
实际上 我正考虑培养个爱好 You know, I'm thinking about picking up a hobby, actually.
吉他或者刺绣 Yeah, it was guitar or needlepoint.
我想不清楚选哪个 I can't figure out which...
亲爱的们 我回家了 Lucys, I'm home.
是爸爸吗 Is that Daddy?
我的小乖乖在哪 我要亲亲小乖乖 Where are my munchkins? I need munchkin kisses.
我还要亲亲你 And some for you.
-哎哟 来吧 -不了 放了我吧 - No. Come on. - Nah, I'm good.
大舅哥和妹夫不能亲亲吗 Can we be brothers-in-law who kiss?
-我 -凯特 别吃醋 - I... - Kate, don't get jealous.
-好吧 好吧 -我亲了哦 - Fine. Fine, fine, fine. - This is happening.
好了 Okay.
好了 谢谢 胡子真多 All right, thank you-- That's a lot of beard.
天啊 各位 在我再次听到西南空乘 Oh, gosh, you guys, 36 blissful hours
把安全规范唱成恶搞歌曲之前 until I have to listen to the Southwest flight attendants
还有36个小时的开心时间 turn the safety protocol into a parody song again.
等等 你喜欢那个的呀 那本来是 Wait, you love that. That was, like,
整个旅程中你最爱的环节 your favorite part of the whole trip.
我知道 但我内心已死 I know. I've gone dead inside.
让我来帮忙 我来帮忙 Well, uh, let me help. Let me help.
我去商店 买点特别的东西 I'll run to the store, I'll grab something special,
我会回来 我做饭 我们一起吃晚饭 uh, I'll come home, I'll cook it up, we'll have dinner.
其实 小凯 托比跟我今晚有安排了 Oh, actually, Kev, um, Toby and I have plans tonight.
我们已经找好了保姆 孩子们有人照顾了 And we already have a sitter, so the kids are covered.
我们要去参加我学校的演奏会 We're going a recital at my school.
对 他们要表演《狮子王》选曲 Yeah, they're doing selections from The Lion King.
如果他们表演《他活在你心中》 You know, if they do "He Lives in You,"
我就当场失控 I'm gonna lose it.
我们还会去蒙氏冻酸奶店 Oh, also, we're going to Menchie's.
-你们要去蒙氏冻酸奶店 -对 - Oh, you're going to Menchie's? - Yeah.
你们俩真会玩 Ah, you guys really know how to party.
我们可厉害了 我们要尝遍 Uh, actually, we do. We're gonna tornado
所有无脂冻酸奶口味 all the nonfat frozen yogurt flavors.
好吧 你们去吧 别担心我 Okay, well, you go do that. Don't worry about me.
我要去彩排了 I've got to go to rehearsal.
奶爸说什么 Manny say what?
重启 进展如何 The reboot? How's it going?
这戏能帮我在跟麦迪逊磨合的期间 分散注意力 It's a good distraction while Madison and I sort of adjust.
另外 我不用一到表演间歇就撕上衣了 Plus, I don't have to rip my shirt off at every act break.
所以我可以偷一些杰克的法式吐司 Which is why I'm gonna steal some of Jack's French toast.
非常感谢 杰克 Thank you very much, Jack. All right.
-再见 -好的 现在问题来了 - Bye, guys. - Okay, now, here's the question.
36小时内我能亲你们多少下 How many kisses can I get in in 36 hours?
我觉得我能破纪录 'Cause I think I can break the record.
从你的手开始吗 准备好了吗 Should I start with your hand? Ready?
一 二 三 四 五 六 一百万 One, two, three, four, five, six, a million.
-这么多亲亲 -很快 对吧 - So many kisses. - Yeah, that's pretty fast, right?
你的手也要亲亲吗 Should I give you some on your hand?
-爸 -孩子们 我知道我们都很兴奋 - Dad! - Guys, guys, hey, look, I know we're all excited--
过来 小凯 快点 我知道我们都很兴奋 Come here, Kev, come on-- I know we're all excited,
但也得等到轮到我们才行 but we're just gonna have to wait our turn.
可是如果糖卖光了怎么办 But what if they run out of candy?
他们的糖不会卖光的 宝贝 They're not gonna run out of candy, bud.
这样 我们买点零食 So, hey, look, let's just, let's get some snacks
然后去找我们的座位 and then we'll go find our seats.
需要什么 Hey, can I help you?
我想要三份小号爆米花 Yeah, can I get, um, three little popcorns,
来点葡萄干 那个来三份 some, uh, ooh, some Raisinets-- three of those.
有咖啡吗 And, uh, do you have coffee?
有 Sure do.
-太好了 这周真难熬 -爸爸 - Great, it's been a long week. - Daddy?
你以后会一直住在办公室吗 Are you gonna live at work forever?
我不住在办公室 凯特宝贝 Uh, I don't live at work, Katie girl.
我跟你们住在一起 记得吗 I live with you guys, remember?
我爸一天到晚工作 My dad worked a lot.
我最初很烦 但你看我现在不也好好的吗 I resented it at first, but look at me now.
多少钱 Mm. How much are those?
-八块钱 -八块钱 好 - Eight dollars. - Eight bucks. Great.
八块钱 好 给你八块 Eight bucks, okay, there's eight.
拿好咖啡和爆米花了 走吧 我们走 Got the coffee, got the popcorns-- Here we go, let's go,
走吧 快点 快点 我们进去吃 let's go, come on, come on, come on, we eat that inside,
我们进去再吃 we're gonna eat that inside.
好 我们要排练一次吗 All right, should we rehearse one?
开始吧 Let's do it.
好 正式演出那天我们会用真的双胞胎 All right, now, on the day, we'll have the real twins here--
但愿老天保佑 可现在我们只能用硅胶娃娃 Lord help us-- but for now we'll just use the jelly babies.
凯文 你演奶爸时这些娃娃也这么吓人吗 Kevin, were those babies this creepy when you were the Manny?
他们的眼睛甚至更空洞 You know, their eyes were somehow even deader
而且总是闻着像烤牛肉 所以是的 and they always smelled like roast beef, so yeah.
好了各位 我们从 Okay, gang, um, why don't we
干杯开始如何 pick it up from the toast?
从干杯开始 Taking it from the toast.
好 是我的词 Um, okay, that's me.
-"今天是美好的一天" -开始 - "Today was a good day." - And action.
-谢谢 -好 - Thank you. - Yes.
今天是美好的一天 Today was a good day.
我很幸运我的人生中有你们相伴 Um, I'm lucky to have all of you in my life.
我美丽的妻子 聪明的继女 My beautiful wife, my amazing stepdaughter.
-我能打个鼻洞吗 -没门 - Can I get my nose pierced? - Not a chance.
我可爱的小宝宝 他们是我眼中的光 My cute little babies who are the twinkle in my eye.
还有你 And you.
各位 这样的时光最宝贵了 不是吗 Gang, it's-it's moments like this, right?
大家聚在一起 享受在一起的时光 Just being together, enjoying each other.
没有什么比这更重要了 Nothing else matters.
你们就是我的世界 我的生命 You're my world. My life.
你们让我变得完整 You make me whole.
抱歉 抱歉 Sorry. Yeah, um... Sorry about that.
"有你在 我觉得自己无所不能" "With you, I feel like I can do anything."
然后我该说 "干杯吧 小男子汉" And then I say, "Drink up, little man."
希望阿奇宝宝能欢呼 And hopefully baby Archie will cheers,
打翻他的牛奶 这时奶爸会说 knocking over his milk, cuing the Manny to say...
我来处理 I got that.
所以我来上班总会多带一件紧身衫 That's why I always bring an extra muscle tee to work.
你绝对不知道这家伙会干什么 You never know with this guy.
大笑 大笑 大笑 Laugh, laugh, laugh,
停 很好 and cut. Great.
我们移步到起居室 Let's move over to the living room
排练一下第12幕 and we'll rehearse scene 12.
我觉得那一幕会非常棒 I think that's gonna be a really nice moment.
是的 谢谢 希望如此 Uh, well, th-- Yeah, thanks. Hope so.
希望如此 Hope so.
你还好吗 You okay?
还好 我只是觉得对这些娃娃 Yeah, it's-- You know, I just, I feel weird
说那些台词很奇怪 你明白吗 saying all that stuff to these dolls, you know?
我 I-I...
我今天还没时间陪我的孩子 I didn't get to spent any time with my kids today.
我们几个准备排练后出去玩玩 Hey, um, some of us are going out after rehearsal.
你也来吧 You should come.
这里有四条边 一 二 三 Okay, there's four sides: one, two, three.
-很好 -送礼时间到 - Good job. - Okay, it's gift time.
亲爱的 我刚把海莉哄睡着 Babe, I just put Hailey down.
好 送礼时间到 Okay, it's gift time.
你想看看我给小杰克买了什么吗 You want to see what I got for little Jack?
-当然 -好 看看这个 - Yeah. - Okay, check this out.
是个会嘟嘟响的橄榄球 It is a beeping football.
你打开 它就会嘟嘟响 You turn it on, and it makes a sound.
我们可以互相传球 We can roll it back and forth to each other
训练我们家的伊莱·曼宁 and get our Eli Manning on.
我选择说伊莱 因为他显然是曼宁家最可爱的 I picked Eli because he's the cutest Manning, obviously.
听着 这会让他很激动的 Listen, this is gonna wind him up,
他三点前要去睡午觉 and he has to go down for his nap before 3:00,
尤其是今晚保姆要过来 especially if a sitter's coming tonight.
但他醒来后你们可以玩 好吗 But you can play, you know, when he gets up, okay?
-好的 好的 -你真的没必要 - Yeah. Yeah. - And you really don't have to
-每次回来都带礼物 -好吧 - come bearing gifts every time. - Okay, all right.
我猜 你不想要你的礼物了 是吗 I guess, uh, I guess you don't want your present, then?
-不 我想要我的礼物 -你 - Oh, no, I want my present. - Oh, you--
你想要 好的 好的 Oh, you do. Okay, okay.
我想要 我不知道我也有礼物 I do. I didn't know I was getting one.
我知道你总是因为 Um, I know how you're always so annoyed
弄丢遥控器而烦心 about losing the remote control.
所以我去唐人街买了这个 So I picked this up in Chinatown
所以你总能知道它在哪 so you'll always know where it is.
真贴心 Oh. That's sweet.
真好看 谢谢你 It's beautiful. Thank you.
我一直想要 And I've always wanted.
打开吧 Open it.
好 Okay.
亲爱的 Babe.
什么 What?
打开包 Open the purse.
包是给你今晚背的 The purse is for you to carry tonight.
礼品卡是给你去做剪洗吹的 And the gift card is for you to get your hair blown up.
-剪洗... -洗吹剪 - Blown... -Blown-blown down.
是洗剪吹 Uh, blown out.
而我来看孩子 While I watch the kids.
我的远程会议取消了 所以你去做你想做的事 My Zoom call got canceled, so you go do you.
去做美发吧 Go get your hair done.
-好 -听小家伙的 - Okay. - Yeah, listen to the man.
-好 -好 晚些见 - Okay. - Okay, I'll see you boys soon.
-谢谢你 亲爱的 -快去吧 - Thanks, babe. - Oh, you got it.
-快去吧 -说 "再见 妈妈" - You got it. - Yeah. Say, "Bye-bye, Mama."
再见 妈妈 Bye-bye, Mama.
再见 小甜豆 Bye, Sweet Pea.
宝贝 需要我再给你过一遍时间安排吗 Oh, babe, do you need me to go over the schedules?
因为经常有变化 'Cause they change constantly.
还有他三点前一定要睡下 And he has to be down for his nap by 3:00.
凯特 我也是当爸的 Kate, they're my kids, too.
好吗 如果你记得 All right? And I think, if you'll recall,
我也曾做过一阵称职的全职爸爸 I was a pretty good stay-at-home dad myself there for a while.
所以照顾他们一小时没问题 So I think I can watch them for an hour.
好的 Okay.
谢谢 宝贝 Thanks, babe.
-爱你 -我也爱你 - Love you. - Love you, too.
-谢谢 -说 "我爱你 妈妈" - Thank you. - Say, "I love you, Mama."
-再见 小伙子们 -爱你 - Bye, boys. - Love you.
好的 黛佳 Okay, Deja.
欢迎来到兰德尔·皮尔森驾校 Welcome to the Randall Pearson School of Driving.
我是你的教练兰德尔·皮尔森 I'll be your instructor Randall Pearson.
在为你介绍车辆的安全特性时 Allow me to put on some background music
请允许我播放几首背景音乐 as I talk you through some of the safety features of the vehicle.
好吧 如果要听你的老头音乐 我就不干了 Okay, I can't do this if we're gonna listen to your old man music.
"老头音乐" "Old man music"?
真...真是伤人 That... that's hurtful.
伤的是我耳朵 To my ears.
速度不错 It's good speed.
确保你与前车 Make sure you keep that distance
保持安全车距 between you and the car in front of you.
-好的 谢谢 -你开得很好 小黛 - Got it. Thanks. - You're doing great, Dej.
很高兴我们终于抽出时间来练车了 Glad we finally found time to do this.
最近都没什么时间聊天 Haven't had a lot of time to talk lately.
最近学校怎么样 So, how's school going?
还行 Fine.
-你知道麦克纳马拉女士吗 -你的化学老师吗 - You know Ms. McNamara? - Your chemistry teacher?
对 Yeah.
她最近在说单口相声 Well, she's getting into stand-up comedy.
好吧 Okay.
而且她会给我们试讲段子 And she tries out her jokes on us.
不过 都是冷笑话 But, like, bad ones.
比如 "你为什么没法信任原子" Like, "Why can you never trust atoms?"
因为它们胡编乱造[组成了万物]Because they make up everything.
你真是比麦克纳马拉女士还冷 You are worse than Ms. McNamara.
不是吧 Oh, man.
好了 我们要并线了 All right, look, we're about to merge.
所以 打开转向灯... So, uh, put on your signal...
检查后视镜 and check your mirrors.
等感觉距离足够时 就并线吧 And when you feel like you got space, go for it.
来自马利克的信息 Message from Malik.
小心并线 黛佳 Watch the merge, Deja.
忍不住一直在想上周末 Can't stop thinking about last weekend.
真希望你在我身边 Wish you were here now.
扶好方向盘 黛佳 Hands on the wheel, Deja.
我无法入睡 Can't really sleep.
没有你的床铺太空旷了 The bed feels too big without you.
现在回复吗 Ready to reply?
她坐了六小时大巴横跨了四个州 She took a six-hour bus ride four states away,
而我们却不知道 and we had no idea.
-如果出事了怎么办 -我们杀了她吧 - What if something happened? - Let's kill her.
在后院挖个坑把她给埋了 Let's dig a hole in the backyard and bury her in it.
而且不只是可能多危险的问题 贝丝 And it's not just how dangerous it could have been, Beth.
说谎才是关键 It's the lying.
也不是一个谎的问题 她当着我们面撒谎 And it wasn't just one lie, she lied right to our faces.
当着我们面 Right to our faces.
好了 稍等 Okay, hold up.
感觉我们得选出 I feel like we need to pick
谁唱白脸大发雷霆 which one of us is gonna unravel here
谁唱红脸保持冷静 and which one of us is gonna stay cool.
我已经在走来走去了 贝丝 我唱白脸 I'm already pacing, Beth. I'm up.
好吧 那好 我唱红脸 Okay, fine, I'll stay cool.
她必得禁足 She is grounded.
手机 没收 Phone, gone.
食物 看着给 Food, maybe.
而且她永远不能再去见马利克 And she is forbidden from seeing Malik for forever.
我们要让她再开始上网课吗 Can we put her back on Zoom school?
我感觉那其实是在惩罚我们自己 I feel like that's kind of punishing ourselves,
-要不先算了... -我们要用她 - so I want to hold off... - We need to make an example
来警示苔丝和安妮 of her for Tess and for Annie.
要不我们提前把她们都禁足了吧 Maybe we should ground them all just to get ahead of it.
兰德尔 你火气太大了 我得洗个冰水澡了 Randall, you're so hot, I'm gonna need an ice bath.
要不我去跟她聊聊 So why don't I go talk to her?
为什么 贝丝 让她撒更多谎吗 Why, Beth? So she can lie some more?
你知道吗 我确实很火大 You know what? I'm too hot.
我太火... 我去跑个步 I'm too hot ri-- I-I'm-a go for a run.
-那样我才能... -好主意 - That's what I'm-a... - That's a good plan.
我知道 我的小移民 I know, my little immigrant.
你想找到你的家人 You want to find your family.
-一定会的 -要怎么做呢 - And you will. - But how?
距离那么远 又那么大 It's so far away and it's so big.
不论怎样 我永远找不到他们了 I'll never find them anyway.
-你要去哪 -这电影太傻了 - Where are you going? - This movie's dumb.
你刚才说"永不"吗 But did you say "never"?
你这么年轻 却失去了希望 So young and you have lost hope.
这里是美国 Oh, this is America.
都算在我账上 You can just keep it open.
我发誓 这不是我邀请你的目的 I swear, this is not why I invited you.
但如果爸爸买单 我们点炮弹酒吧 But if Dad's buying, let's order shots.
-你们想喝炮弹酒吗 -当然 - You guys want some shots? - Heck, yeah.
我们要六杯龙舌兰好吗 Can we get six shots of tequila?
谢谢 敬凯文 Thank you. To Kevin.
-干杯 -凯文 - Cheers. - Kevin.
谢谢 Oh, thank you.
你真厉害 It's so impressive
能做到在这种环境不喝酒 how you can be around people and not drink.
我不喝酒比较好 相信我 you know, I-I... I'm better off without it, trust me. It's...
不过你能喝酒吗 Should you be drinking, though, honestly?
你不是才17岁吗 I mean, aren't you, like, 17 years old?
我25了 我只是看着年轻 I'm 25. I just look young.
挺好的 That's great.
我在想 也许等结束后 I was thinking that, maybe after this,
我们可以去回声酒吧看白海演出 we could go check out White Sea at The Echo.
你知道她吗 Do you know her?
她曾经是M83乐队的键盘手 She used to be the keyboardist for M83.
我应该不认识她 I don't think I do know her.
而且 I'm not sure
你刚才说的那一串我都没听懂 anything that you just said was English, actually.
把你手机给我 我给你看个视频 Give me your phone. I'll show you a clip.
你看 Here you go.
艾希莉 310-555-0155 给我发消息 我们晚点一起玩 月亮不睡我不睡:)
麦迪逊 附件 一个图像
稍等一下 Excu-uh, excuse me.
嘿小凯 看看这个 Hey, Kevin, look at this.
一 二 一 二 One, two, one, two.
弗兰妮 到妈妈这儿来 到妈妈这儿来 Franny, walk to Mama. Walk to Mama.
来这里 Come here.
天啊这也太 Oh, this is...
我有点事 我先走了 You know, I can't-- uh, I-I got to go.
我一会... 算了 我应该不会回来了 I'll be ba-- I'm not, I'm probably not gonna come back.
-什么 -你们接着喝 - What? - I-just-just keep it open.
好吧 平常这个点他都穿上睡衣了 Okay, so usually he's in his jammies by now,
但是 今天有点偏离进度 but, uh, he's a little off-schedule today, so...
没关系 我可以帮你穿睡衣 对吧杰克 That's okay. We can get you into your jammies, right, Jack?
麦肯娜多大了 How old is McKenna?
她看起来才刚过12 Looks like she just turned 12.
17岁 差不多 17-ish?
过去一个月她表现得非常好 She's been really great this past month, and she is,
可以说是太棒了 honestly, amazing.
谢谢 Thank you.
不过孩子们通常都是睡着的 Although the kids are usually asleep.
不 No!
抱歉 他有点暴躁 他白天没睡觉 Sorry, he's cranky. He didn't have his nap.
因为他爸爸给他买了个新玩具 'Cause his dad bought him a new toy and...
他很喜欢 which he loves.
一个会响的橄榄球 It's a football that beeps.
他很喜欢 And he loves it.
所以他就很想玩 and he had to play with it, right,
-因为球球响个不停 -不 - 'cause it started beeping and... - No!
-我来弄 我来弄 -对不起 - Okay. I'll get it. I'll get it. - Oh, uh, sorry.
-不用 -我来弄 我来 - No. - I'll get it. I got it, I got it.
这下我们去看演奏会的时候 Great, well, now I'm gonna be worried
我肯定会一直很担心他 about him when we're at the recital.
凯特 听我的 你先放松 好吗 Kate, you just need, you need to relax. Okay?
那你为什么不听我的 Really? What you needed to do
让他在3点前上床睡觉 was put him to bed at 3:00 like I asked you to.
我觉得一切都会没事的 I-I'm sure we-we're gonna be fine.
我觉得我们会迟到的 I'm sure that we're gonna be late.
这样吧 要不你直接去 You know what? Here, why don't you just go ahead--
车钥匙和东西给你 here's that and here's this--
我就留在家里哄杰克睡觉 好吗 and I'll just stay here and make sure that Jack goes down, okay?
谢天谢地 Oh, thank God.
我去拿包 I'm gonna grab my bag.
好了 All right.
所以我要一个人去吗 So, I'll just go alone?
凯特 我知道你准备了很久 你应该去 Kate, I know you worked hard on this. You should be there.
我就...下次再去吧 我猜 I'll just, I'll-I'll catch the next one, I guess.
想吃鸡肉吗 You want some chicken?
-嗯 -好 给你肉肉 - Yes. - Yeah, okay, here you go.
给你 看 我们相处得多好 There you go. See? We're doing great.
好吧 Okay.
你怎么进来的 How'd you get in here?
快抓住那老鼠 Get me that mouse!
你们哥哥呢 Where's your brother?
-他走了 -什么叫他走了 什么时候 - He left. - What do you mean, he left? When?
拿上外套 我们走 Get your coats. Come on, let's go.
快点 赶紧 走了走了 Come on. Come on, let's go. Let's go.
这边 凯文 Come here, come here. Kevin?
你好 打扰一下 你有见过一个 Hey, excuse me, hey. Have you, have you seen
跟他们俩差不多高的金发男孩吗 a little blond boy a-about the same height as the two of them?
好像一个小时前看他出了商场 I think I saw him go out the mall about an hour ago,
-但是我也有点神志不清 -走走走 - but I'm also incredibly stoned. - Go, go.
-所以 -快走快走 - So, yeah. - Come on, come on. Come on.
怎么回事 Hi. What happened?
他去美食广场找免费试吃品 He went to the food court looking for free samples
结果找不着路了 and got a little turned around
最后被人发现在斯宾塞礼品店门口哭 and they found him crying outside of Spencer Gifts.
我不明白 他们怎么知道要打给我们 I-I don't understand. How did they know who to call?
你也太厉害了吧 You got to be kidding me.
你们想回家吗 You guys want to go home?
好吧 我们回家 All right, let's do it.
-电影怎么样 -前半部分还不错 - How was the movie? - Half of it was good.
没错 因为我们只看了前半部分 Yeah, 'cause we only watched half of it.
谢谢你 Thank you.
做得很好 晚安 Great job. Have a good night.
艾莉 刚才真是太精彩了 Ellie, that was amazing.
我们就该一直让你唱女低音的 We should have always used you on alto.
-谢谢 凯特老师 -不客气 晚安 - Thanks, Miss Kate. - You're welcome. Good night.
-晚安 -凯特 凯特 - Good night. - Kate. Kate.
我不得不说 I'd have to say,
今晚真是有史以来最成功的演奏会 that was one of the most successful recitals ever.
不过平心而论 But in-in fairness,
父母很少会对自家失明的孩子喝倒彩 parents rarely boo their blind children.
我还以为终于能见到大名鼎鼎的托比了 I, I thought I was finally gonna meet the, uh, the famous Toby.
他待在家陪孩子们了 Yeah, he had to stay home with the kids.
孩子最麻烦了 Kids are the worst.
所以我尽量不待在他们身边 That's why I try to never be around them ever.
干得好 艾丽莎 你真棒 Good job, Alyssa. Well done.
-谢谢 -不客气 晚安 - Thank you. - Okay. Night night.
也不是孩子的错 You know, it's not the kids' fault.
其实不是任何人的错 但... It's really not anyone's fault, um, but...
-你可能不想听 -不太想 - You probably don't want to hear about it, so... - Not really.
我们因为孩子的日程安排 It's just that we had this stupid argument,
争吵了几句 我感觉这样很不好 you know, about the kids' schedules, and it just sucks
因为他只在家待一个周末 because he's only here for the weekend.
算了没关系 It's not a big deal.
而且我也不该在工作中提这个 And I certainly should not be talking about it at work.
我和我老婆曾经为一件小事争吵了很多年 My wife and I had a stupid fight that went on for years.
就是浴巾 Bath towels.
她从来不把浴巾挂起来 我都要疯了 She would never hang them up. It made me crazy.
每天我上班 上课第一件事 And every day I'd go to work and I'd start my class
就是播报她有没有挂浴巾 by announcing whether or not she hung up her towel.
然后 有一天 我... And then, one day, I just, um,
我不再播报这件事了 因为很显然 I stopped giving the report, because it became pretty obvious that
我们之间出现了比浴巾更严重的问题 we had problems that were much bigger than bath towels.
所以我就不愿意再分享浴巾的事了 It-it wasn't really an anecdote I wanted to share anymore.
所以 尽管我不想听 So, as annoying as it is
你和你丈夫发生了什么愚蠢争吵 that you told me about your stupid fight with your husband,
但这也是个好现象 just, uh, take it as a good sign
毕竟你还在跟人分享这件事 that you're still talking about it.
好了 我得去锁门了 All right, I got to go lock up.
她人呢 咱家小埃里森·菲利克斯呢 Where is she? Where's our little Allyson Felix?
美国田径运动员 被誉为新一代"女飞人"
你知道我本来怎么打算的吗 You know what I was gonna do, I was gonna stop by,
我打算来之前顺便买几双跑鞋 I was gonna get some running shoes before I came over here.
我觉得挺好玩的 但后来我太激动了 I thought that'd be kind of funny, but then I got so excited,
就想 "算了 就直接去看看她吧" I thought, "No, just go on by and see where she is."
一眨眼 可能就找不着了 You blink, you miss her.
她去哪了 她在哪里 Where'd she go? Where is she?
你... 你来这里干什么 What are you, what are you doing here?
我来看弗兰妮走路啊 I came to see Franny walk.
现在是7点半 她已经睡着了 It's 7:30. She's asleep.
好吧 但... 你就不能让她晚点再睡吗 Okay, but y-- I mean, you couldn't have kept her up
就晚个20分钟 for, like, another 20 minutes?
凯文 拜托 不能每次他们做了点小事 Kevin, come on, I can't change their sleep schedule
我就改变他们的睡觉时间吧 every time they do something.
天啊 这可不是小事 Someth-- This isn't something.
她...她以直立的姿势 She, she propelled her body
推动她的身体向前行走 in a forward motion in an upright manner.
这不是小事 这是重大里程碑 This is not something. This is a major milestone.
这是大事件 This is huge.
以后会有无数个重大里程碑 There will be a million major milestones.
我们不可能每次都陪着他们 We're not gonna be there for every one of them.
你意思是我不可能每次都陪着他们 You mean I'm not gonna be there for every one of them.
凯文 Kevin.
麦迪逊 我接这份愚蠢的工作 Madison, I took this stupid job so that I could be close
就是为了能离孩子们近点 随时见面 to my kids so I could see 'em all the time.
但结果却是 我不能 It turns out, I can't.
你在说什么 你今早不是还来了 What are you talking about? You were here this morning.
而你明早又会过来 You're gonna be back here again tomorrow morning.
她明天也还是会走路 She will live to walk another day.
对 但那就不一样了 Yeah, and it won't be the same.
不一样的 这感觉糟透了 It won't be the-- You know, this sucks.
你总是能见证所有的第一次 对吧 You know, it's like you get all of the firsts, right?
可我呢 我就只能可怜巴巴捧着手机 And then I'm supposed to, what, uh, just cling desperately
盼望着你能发来一条信息 to my phone, j-just hoping for a text from you.
我立刻就给你发信息了 I immediately sent you a text.
你给我发了视频 是的 真是谢谢你 You sent me a video, well, thank you very much,
我感觉无比靠近他们呀 I feel so connected to my children.
好了 我很遗憾你现在经历着一些情绪 Look, I am sorry that you are feeling feelings
或者是别的什么东西 or whatever you're doing right now,
但我也不轻松 好吗 but this is not a picnic for me, okay?
没错 弗兰妮今天学会走了 很可爱 Yes, Franny walked today, and it was adorable,
我也真的很遗憾你错过了那一刻 and I am genuinely sorry that you missed that.
但一小时前 我刚想好好 But an hour before that, Nick barfed all over me
吃个花生果酱三明治 尼克直接吐了我一身 while I was trying to wolf down a peanut butter and jelly sandwich,
现在我得在以利亚来之前 and now I have to somehow clean it out of my hair
把头发清理干净 否则我会看起来很恶心 before Elijah comes over so that I don't seem revolting
然后孤独终老 and end up alone forever.
清理头发上的婴儿呕吐物 不是花生酱 Clean the baby vomit out of my hair, not the peanut butter.
虽然我觉得头发上好像也有花生酱 Although I think I also have peanut butter in my hair.
我知道你有多想融入他们的生活 I... I know how badly you want to be in their lives.
你会做到的 但我们毕竟不在一起 And you will be, but we're not together.
这就意味着 有时候 And so that means that sometimes
总有一方会觉得被忽略了 one of us is gonna feel left out.
对不起 你说得对 I'm sorry. I'm sorry, you're right.
你能帮我个忙吗 她醒来后 Can you do me a favor, when she wakes up,
你能不能告诉她 她爸爸来过 will you tell her that her dad came by?
告诉她 我为她自豪 Tell her that I'm proud of her?
好 Okay.
风平浪静 凯文在高兴地玩他的乐高 All is well. Kevin is happily playing with his Legos,
无忧无虑 not a care in the world.
你在他鞋面里写了我们的电话号码 You wrote our phone number inside his shoe.
幸好他们有你 Thank God they have you.
好了 你该原谅自己了 他没事 Okay, it's time to forgive yourself. He's fine.
我本想让他们度过美好的一天 I just, I wanted them to have a great day.
孩子们现在长大了 You know? Our kids are old enough
能开始形成记忆了 小贝 to start making memories now, Bec.
他们会开始记住重要的事 Like, important stuff, real stuff
记住真实的事 然后铭记一生 they're gonna remember for the rest of their lives.
可是现在 每当凯文想起他看的第一部电影 And now, every time Kevin thinks about that first movie he saw,
他只会想到他那天受到了精神创伤 he's just gonna think about a day he was traumatized.
好吧 Okay.
我跟你说说我们昨天去公园的事 Let me tell you about our trip to the park yesterday.
孩子们都想去坐火箭滑梯 All the kids wanted to do was ride the rocket slide,
结果没开放 but it was closed.
凯特要尿尿 但是我们找不到厕所 And Kate had to pee, but there was no bathroom,
凯文和兰德尔在抢最后一盒果倍爽 and Kevin and Randall were fighting over the last Capri Sun.
乱成一团 It was a mess.
回到车上 所有人都在哭 我也是 We got to the car and everybody was crying, myself included.
正当我觉得这是最糟糕的一天时 And just when I thought it was the worst day ever, um,
一只瓢虫飞到了仪表板上 a ladybug landed on the dashboard.
凯文说这是好运的预兆 And Kevin tells us it's good luck.
兰德尔说瓢虫有两对翅膀 And Randall says that ladybugs have two sets of wings.
凯特决定给它起个名字 And Kate decided to name it.
-琳达 -瓢虫琳达 - Linda. - Linda the Ladybug.
等到我昨晚哄他们睡觉时 So, when I was tucking them in last night,
这才是他们一天中记忆最深的事 that's what they remember from the day.
不是哭 不是抢果倍爽 而是瓢虫琳达 Not the crying, not the Capri Suns, but Linda the Ladybug.
只要一天还没结束 我们就还有机会 Until a day is over, there's always a chance
改变关于这一天的记忆 you'll remember it for something else.
贝丝 我们接下来这么办 All right, Beth. Here's what we're gonna do.
禁足是阻止不了她的 兰德尔 We're not gonna be able to ground this out of her, Randall.
那孩子完全处于热恋中 That girl is completely in love.
那不是借口 Doesn't give her an excuse.
我们两个人最初也是这种感觉 It's like how you and I felt at the beginning.
如果当时有人告诉我们 If somebody would have told us
接下来几个月都见不到对方 we couldn't see each other for months,
我们也会想方设法的 we would have found a way.
你是什么意思呢 贝丝 So what are you saying, Beth?
她在热恋 That, because she's in love,
就不应该承担后果了 there shouldn't be any consequences?
不 她肯定要承担后果 Oh, no, there's gonna be consequences.
她在苹果30发布出来之前 Like, she's not gonna see this again
都别想碰手机了 until they come out with the iPhone 30.
-可以 -但是 - Okay. - But...
上周末的事本身还不是最重要的 this isn't just about what happened last weekend.
重要的是 This is...
我们以为我们的女儿还是个孩子 We thought our daughter was a child,
"糖果乐园"和"人生之旅"均为桌游
还在玩《糖果乐园》 playing Candy Land,
但她已经开始《人生之旅》了 but she's out here playing The Game of Life,
我们必须适应 and we have to adjust.
兰德尔 喝一大口我的酒 Randall, take a big sip of my wine.
我不想喝一大口你的酒 I don't want a big sip of your wine.
-我刚跑完五英里 -喝就对了 - I just ran for five miles. - Drink the wine.
我要带黛佳去买避孕药 I'm taking Deja to get birth control.
我本打算神不知鬼不觉地溜进来 防止你们 I was trying to sneak in undetected in case, you know,
还在进行"成人交流" "Grown-up time" was still going on.
说起来还挺恶心 我一直这么表述 Which is-is kind of "Gross," You know, I keep saying "It"
是因为你娶的是我老妹 because you're married to my "Sister."
-你干嘛这个样子 -我真是.... 我太累了 - Why are you doing that? - I-- You know, I-I'm so tired, man,
我都没办法 算了... I-I don't even-- I can't, you know...
你不用担心 Well, you don't have to worry about it,
成人交流计划泡汤了 'cause grown-up time was a bust.
凯特自己去了演奏会 Kate went to the recital all by herself.
我刚刚才把两个孩子哄睡着 I literally just got both kids down for the night.
整个过程 堪比噩梦 Which, it turns out, is a nightmare
因为我打乱了他们的午觉时间 when the nap schedule is all out of whack.
是的 绝对不要把午觉时间打乱 Ooh, yeah, no, you don't want to mess with the nap schedule.
我听说了 So I hear.
这些是什么情况 你明天要飞走吗 What's all this? You, uh, you taking off tomorrow?
对 大清早就走 Yep. Bright and early,
这样才能赶上九点的员工会议 so I can make it in time for the 9:00 a.m. staff meeting.
你好歹还有个借口 不是吗 Yeah, at least you have an excuse, you know?
我跟我的孩子同在一个城市 我却像个 I live in the same city as my kids, I feel like a...
陌生人 a stranger, so...
当我刚知道我要当爸爸了的时候 You know, when I first found out I was gonna be a dad,
我在脑子里做出了各种想象 I kept trying to picture it, you know, in my head.
我脑海里总是闪现的一个画面是 And the image that kept popping into my mind was, uh,
一家人吃饭 大饭桌 你明白吗 family dinner, dinner table, you know?
妈妈 爸爸 孩子们 Mom, dad, couple of kids.
这个就是我们 This was gonna be us.
我 麦迪逊 两个孩子 Me, Madison, the two kids.
四方形 你明白吗 稳稳的一组人 Square, you know? A solid... unit.
说点个人意见 Well, for what it's worth,
那张饭桌没有你想象的那么好 that dinner table isn't all it's cracked up to be.
我跟我爸妈吃了很多顿饭 I sat through plenty of dinners with my parents,
但他们无法忍受彼此 who clearly couldn't stand each other.
我觉得孩子们更希望拥有幸福的父母 I think kids would much rather have parents that are happy
而不只是在一起而已 than parents who are together.
是啊 但我并不幸福 Yeah, but I'm not happy.
说来有趣 当我们还小的时候 You know, it's funny, when... when we're kids,
我们总是搭四方形的房子 we always, we build houses that are, uh, square,
因为我们觉得 because we think...
这就是最牢固的形状 that that is the strongest shape that there is.
但事实是 But, turns out...
三角形才是自然中最牢固的形状 ...A triangle is the strongest shape in nature.
基底坚实 Strong base.
能够承担远远更多的重量 It's capable of holding infinitely more weight...
这才是最稳固的形状 It is the most stable shape that there is.
看到没 See?
也许你不该想象你的家庭是正方形 So maybe you should just stop thinking of your family as a square
而应该把它想象成 and start thinking of it as, you know,
你 尼克 弗兰妮 you, Nick, Franny.
一个三角形 A triangle.
你在说什么胡话呢 The hell are you talking about right now, man?
我不知道 我真不知道 I don't, I don't know. I have no idea.
我本以为今晚能跟你老妹滚床单呢 I thought I was gonna be having sex with your sister tonight.
放过我吧 Oh, come on, man.
我已经跟贝丝道歉了 拜托你 Listen, I already apologized to Beth. Please...
别让我跟你再说一次同样的话 don't make me have this conversation with you.
其实今天 我看着你 You know, today, when I saw you
坐在车上手握方向盘 我心想 behind the wheel of that car, I thought...
"她看起来太好笑了 "She looks ridiculous.
她还这么小 不应该开车的" She's way too young to be driving."
因为对我来说 Because, to me...
你还是当年那个小女孩 ...you look exactly like the little girl
那个把全部家当装进一个包里 who came to my doorstep with everything she had in the world
来到我家门前的小女孩 tucked into one bag.
理智上我当然知道 Now, rationally, of course,
这个小姑娘已经长大了很多 I knew that this little girl had already grown up quite a bit.
而且我知道她的成长还远远没有结束 And I knew that the rest of the growing up was still coming.
我只是没想到你会长大得这么快 I just didn't realize that it would come so quickly.
也许这才是我难以接受这一切的原因 And maybe that's why I'm having a hard time with this.
因为我错过了你人生的前十二年 'Cause I missed the first 12 years of your life,
所以我现在才那么想让时间停住 and I guess now I'm just trying to stall for time.
可以保有此时此刻只属于我的黛佳 To hold on to that very particular version of my Deja.
所以拜托善良贴心的你 So... if you would be so kind,
给我一点时间 让我慢慢适应 please be patient with me as I wrap my head
眼前这个全新的 美丽的 成熟的你 around this new, beautiful, grown-up you.
话虽如此 That being said,
你现在还只是一个高一学生 you are still a junior in high school,
所以近期之内你休想再去波士顿 and you will not be going to visit your boyfriend
探望你的男朋友 in Boston again anytime soon.
那可能有点问题 Well, that's going to be a problem.
你睡了吗
没有
凯文来电
你半夜打给我有什么事吗 Why are you calling me in the middle of the night?
因为哪怕我买得起豪华别墅 Because I'm sleeping on my sister's couch
我还是睡在我妹家的沙发上 even though I have enough money to buy a big, fancy house,
卡西迪 还因为 and because, Cassidy, I...
我差一点就要打给25岁的同组演员约炮 ...was about to call my 25-year-old costar
她在剧里扮演我继女 who plays my stepdaughter for a booty call,
而你住在国家的另一边 还出生在千禧年之前 and you live across the country and you were born before Y2K
所以我觉得你会是更好的选择 and I figured you were the better option.
你还真是会讨好女生 You really know how to flatter a girl.
我去了蒙氏冻酸奶店 So, I went to Menchie's
自己尝遍了那些酸奶口味 and did the whole tornado yogurt thing myself.
当然 柜台后面的达西瞪了我好几眼 And, yeah, I got some severe looks from Darcy
但我根本不在乎 behind the counter, but I don't care.
你不在我身边 真的很难熬 It is really tough with-without you here.
我知道 I know.
你现在确实比我更了解孩子们 Listen, you-you know our kids way better than I do right now.
这是事实 所以我应该听你指挥 That's just the truth, and I should be following your lead.
虽然我知道我不需要再买任何礼物了 Now, I know I don't need to buy any more presents,
但我还是想给你一个礼物 是给我们所有人的 but I want to get one more thing, and it's for all of us.
可以给你看看吗 Can I show you?
好的 Okay.
-我给你看看 -好的好的 来吧 - Let me show you. Okay. - Okay. Okay, okay, okay.
来了 All right.
你看 All right.
-我们已经有烤架了 -你误会了 我的朋友 - We already have a grill. - Au contraire, mon frare.
这可不仅仅是烤架 This is no mere grill.
这是一个烧烤炉 这可是大绿蛋[烧烤炉品牌] This is a smoker. This is the Big Green Egg.
这种烧烤炉经久耐用 无惧全球变暖 This smoker will outlast time, global warming,
任何未来可能发生的糟心事都难不倒它 and all the other awful things coming our way.
凯特 听我说 Look, Kate,
我不希望我们对这段时间的记忆 I don't want all of our memories of this time
全部都是我们分隔两地 to be about us being apart.
我们可以制造一些全家团聚的记忆 So let's make some memories of us being together.
比如来一场大型露天烧烤 大快朵颐 Let's have big old cookouts and let's eat food
吃掉大概需要我烤900个小时的食物 that took me, like, 900 hours to cook.
让我们成为烧烤炉一族 Let's be smokers.
-好的 那就烧烤炉一族 -非常好 - Okay. Let's be smokers. - Okay.
来看看这个 这是最大的型号 Check this out. Okay. This is, this is the biggest version.
他们还可以提供各种各样的配件 They make all kinds of accessories for it.
耐心等待的人总有回报 Good things come to those who wait.
而我们 And we...
可以开动了 are good to go.
其实你不必一直用那个烧烤炉 You know, you don't need to keep using that thing.
那炉子简直就是 It's like the literal symbol
你父母婚姻破裂那天的象征物 of the day your mom and dad's marriage blew up.
再说了 那天发生的意外还永久破坏了 Besides, that day almost permanently deformed
你这张近乎完美的脸 that near-perfect face of yours.
我留着它是因为烤出的东西好吃 I keep it because it's delicious.
对吧 Yes.
-看来你还没睡 -是的 - So you still up? - Yes.
你看 这就是今天的记忆 See? That's what today will be.
不是他走丢迷路 而是他爸爸在厨房里 Not the day he got lost, but the day that his dad
做了圣代冰淇淋 还在地上铺了枕头 made sundaes in the kitchen and put pillows on the ground.
这就是他对今天的印象 That is how he'll remember it.
我们也会这样记住这一天 That's how we're gonna remember it.
扭转乾坤 从来不晚 Never too late to turn a day around.
你知道吗 我应该永远都听你的 You know, I should always listen to you.
我一直都这么跟你说 That's what I've been telling you.
你好 Hello.
对 我是 Yeah, this is.
等等 什么 Wait, what?
不 我 No, I...
我明白 I understand.
好吧 Okay, um...
知道了 谢谢 Yeah. Thank you.
谁打来的 Who was that?
我妈去世了 My mom died.