《我们的生活》前情回顾 Previously on This Is Us...
几周之后 我就要宣誓就职 I take office in the next few weeks,
谁都不知道这会对我的家庭 and God only knows what kind of effect
产生什么影响 that's gonna have on my family.
我们应该搬去费城 We're moving to Philadelphia.
这是我朋友黛佳 This is my friend Deja.
你好啊 黛佳 我是马利克 Hi, hi, hi, Deja. Um, Malik.
很高兴认识你 Nice to meet you.
我可能喜欢女孩 I think I might like girls
不管怎么样 We love you.
我们都很爱你 知道吗 No matter what, okay?
喂 Hello?
好 All right, um,
等一下 hold on one second.
是尼奇叔叔 他在宾州碰到麻烦了 It's Uncle Nicky. He got in trouble in Pennsylvania.
他被逮捕了 He's being arrested
然后给人家留了我的电话要保释金 and he gave them my number for the bail money.
上次疗程之后 他的病情并没有什么起色 Nothing's really changed since the last procedure.
杰克的视网膜病变是不可逆的 Jack's retinopathy will not be reversed.
他的视力无法恢复 His eyesight will not return.
暑假结束日快乐 宝贝 Happy end of summer vacation, babe.
谢谢 Thank you.
-早上好 -早啊 - Good morning. - Good morning.
等到下周 Next week,
这帮前青春期的烦人小怪物们 those irritable prepubescent monsters
在早上8点到下午3点之间的时间段 are no longer our problem between the hours
-就不归我们管了 -真是太好了 - 8:00 A.M. and 3:00 P.M. - Ugh. Right?
我觉得我们不该击掌的 I actually hated that high five.
是啊 Me, too.
宝贝 今天能不能做点有意思的 Hey, babe, can we please just do something fun today?
我觉得我们一暑假都没见到孩子们 I feel like we haven't even seen the kids all summer.
是啊 因为他们要升七年级了 Yeah, that's because they're going into seventh grade.
根本不想跟我们玩了 They want nothing to do with us anymore.
你知道吗 他们觉得我们特别土 You know, they actually think we're dorks.
居然说我土 Like, me, a dork.
-是啊 -我诶 - I know. - Me.
好吧 Okay.
孩子们 快过来 Hey, kids? Get in here!
不如我们去游泳池吧 Hey, why don't we go to the pool?
我们都好久没去游泳池了 We haven't been to the pool in forever.
-我还挺想去泳池玩玩的 -是吧 - Well, I could do, I could do a pool day. Yeah. - Right?
-早上好 -你们俩 抬头看我们 - Good morning. - Hey, you two, eyes up here.
-先把耳机摘下来 -干什么 - Take those off for a second. - Hey!
你说干什么 Hey yourself.
我要宣布好消息 Exciting announcement:
今天是皮尔森家庭玩乐日 we're doing a Pearson family fun day.
-我们去绿茵泳池 -没错 - We're gonna go to the Greenview pool. - Yes!
一定要去吗 Do we have to?
现在有《飞跃比弗利》马拉松 There's a 90210 marathon on.
对 我也想留在家里 Yeah, I'm good to stay here.
我想再多看两本书 这样才能确保 I want to knock out two more books to make sure that I win
在今年暑假的阅读马拉松中夺冠 this summer's library read-a-thon.
能不能去绿茵泳池 Can we go to the Greenview pool?
-求你了 -别闷闷不乐了 一起去吧 - Please. - You big mope, don't hold out on us.
-求你了 求你了 -求你了 - Please. Please. - Please.
好吧 Okay.
尼奇 我是凯文 Hey, Nicky, it's Kevin,
又是我 uh, again.
我都给你留了五条语音留言了 Listen, I-I left you, like, five voice mails, man.
我只是想确保你没事 Um, I'm just trying to make sure you're okay.
我知道你上周给我发了短信 说你没事 And I-I know you texted me last week saying that you were okay,
我还挺惊讶的 说实话 which was a little surprising, actually,
因为我没想到你居然还会发短信 'cause I didn't realize texting was in your wheelhouse.
不过 But, um...
是这样 我大概是想 Listen, man, I guess I'm looking
多听到一些细节吧 for a little more detail, you know?
毕竟我给你转了那么多钱交保释金 Uh, seeing as I did wire you all that money for bail.
所以 So...
能不能给我回个电话 Would you please call me back?
我只是想看看你有没有事 Just want to make sure you're okay.
再见 Bye.
好消息是 我的盆栽终于长出了新枝条 So, good news: my houseplant finally grew a new branch.
你们可能有些人跟我不太熟 So-- which, for those of you who aren't regulars here,
我的担保人建议我找点简单的东西 uh, my sponsor suggested that I get something simple
照顾着 to take care of.
说这样能够帮助我集中注意力 Said it would keep me focused.
我就买了一棵小榕树 So I got a ficus.
具体来说是垂叶榕 A Ficus benjamina, to be exact.
我担保人说的没错 因为那棵盆栽 And good on my sponsor, because that plant
基本是我目前的生活中 is basically the only thing in my life
唯一一个我能控制的东西 that I feel in control of right now.
怎么了 Yeah?
-可以出场了 凯文 -好的 - Ready for you, Kevin. - Okay.
我最近就是在给我刚拍完的电影 I've been just sort of going through the motions
补拍一些动作什么的 on this new movie that I just finished.
好了 凯文 最后一次 All right, Kev. Last take.
能不能尝试一些新方法 Mind if we try something different?
你只要告诉我怎么做 我就照做 You just tell me what to do and I'll do it.
好 不要让角色继续躲藏了 All right, don't let this guy hide.
他很孤单 表现一下他内心的伤感吧 He's alone. Let him not be okay for a second.
-你觉得呢 -好主意 - Sound good? - Great idea.
好了 我们开始吧 Okay, all right, here we go.
大家都准备好 我们开始了 Everybody to one. Let's go.
好了 Set!
-背景 -背景 - And... background. - Background.
-开始 -上 警察上 - Action! - Go, guys, go, cops.
停 And cut.
-好极了 -完工 - Fantastic. - That's a cut!
太好了 Great.
-老兄 -多谢给我这个机会 - Hey, man. - Hi. Thanks for the opportunity.
我很感激 很有趣 I really appreciate it. That was fun.
谢谢你一直对我讲的 And, uh, thanks for being a good sport
"我看得见死人"笑话很捧场 about all the "I see dead people" jokes.
没事 这笑话从不过时 Yeah, that never gets old.
-确实 -对 - I bet. - Yeah.
好了 All right.
-你知道吗... 先坐 -好 - You know, when... Sit down. - Yeah.
当你放下所有刻意加工的手段 You know, when you strip away all the artifice,
那些你用来让自己看起来 all those tricks you use to make yourself seem
更吸引人 有魅力和帅气的花招 appealing and charming and handsome...
当你把这些没用的都放下时 When you let all that crap go,
你非常出色 you're absolutely incredible.
我只是... And I am...
在我妹妹和她刚出生的儿子身上 way in over my head with my sister
感到有心无力 and her new son.
他是早产儿 He was born premature,
我们刚发现他眼睛看不见 and we just found out that he's blind.
我一直陪他们一起去看医生 So I go to all the doctor's appointments with them,
但我始终不知道该说什么 but I never know what to say.
不知道要做什么 I never know what to do.
所以 So...
就是那样 there's that.
刚看到社区中心新装的窗户了 Just saw the new windows going in over at the community center.
是吗 Yeah.
装了一些很好的双层美窗 Got some real nice double-paned beauties.
几乎就快跟我老婆一样漂亮了 Almost as beautiful as my wife.
你刚是把我跟活动中心的窗户比吗 Did you just compare me to rec center windows?
那可是双层窗户 They're double-paned windows.
最性感的那种窗户 It's the sexiest kind of windows.
-好吧 好吧 -好吧 好吧 - Okay. All right. - All right, all right.
这些是我舞蹈工作室的油漆选项 So these are the paint options for my dance studio.
你喜欢哪个 Right? Which one do you like?
当然是银白色 Silver Whisper, of course.
但今天不谈工作室 But no studio today.
我为暑假最后一天 I got big things planned
制定了一个大计划 for the last day of summer break.
这几周大家都忙着安顿下来 Everybody's been so busy getting settled in these past few weeks,
所以我考虑重拾皮尔森家庭玩乐日 so I'm thinking a classic Pearson family fun day.
我可以 I'm down.
不过我看孩子们可未必会买账 But good luck getting these girls on board.
我不知道是因为青春期 I don't know if it's the hormones
还是去新学校的压力太大了 or the stress of going to new schools,
但她们的态度绝对是日渐刻薄了 but they are definitely getting meaner by the day.
别说了 她们才没有日渐刻薄 Stop it. They are not getting meaner by...
孩子们来啦 Hey! There they are.
费城最聪明的女士们 The flyest females in Philly.
你不用每天早上给我们取个外号 You don't need to give us nicknames every morning.
有时候 你只需要说一句 No, sometimes, you could just be like,
"早上好 苔丝 早上好 黛佳" "Good morning, Tess. Good morning, Deja."
-日渐刻薄 -妈 - Meaner by the day. - Mom,
你能带我去剪头发吗 can you take me to get my hair cut?
我是没问题 Yeah, I would,
但你爸计划了经典的 but your dad has a classic
皮尔森家庭玩乐日 Pearson family fun day planned.
绝对是史诗级的 It's gonna be epic.
我们去看自由钟 I'm talking Liberty Bell.
大口吃牛肉芝士三明治 I'm talking gorging on cheesesteaks
吃到流的汗都是肉味 till you get meat sweats.
妈妈答应我了我可以在开学前剪头发 Mom promised that I can get my hair cut before school starts.
所以整个夏天我才一直留着长发 That's why I've been growing it out all summer.
而你答应了我 And you promised me
我们一起坐一次公交车 这样你就能决定 that we could ride the bus together so you could decide
我是不是能自己坐公交上学 if I can take it to school by myself.
话说回来 Even though
我从八岁开始 I've been taking the bus by myself
就一直一个人坐公交车 since I was eight years old.
好了 好了 这样如何 All right. All right, how about this?
我和黛佳会试一次到学校的公交路线 Dej, you and I will do a trial run of the bus route to school.
贝丝 你带苔丝去理发店 Beth, you take Tess to the salon.
完事后我们再碰面 And then we'll meet up for a classic
开始经典的皮尔森家庭玩乐午后 Pearson family fun afternoon.
除非公交车上发生一些可怕的事 Unless something horrible happens on the bus.
你能别说了吗 你听见了吗 Would you stop? Do you hear this?
安妮 我最喜欢的孩子 Annie, my favorite child,
你今天有什么想做的事吗 is there anything that you'd like to do today?
我什么都行 I'm good with whatever.
上帝保佑你 Bless your soul.
*宝贝杰克* *Baby Jack, doo, doo, doo, doo, doo, doo*
*刚在妈妈的咪咪上* *Just went to town, doo, doo, doo, doo*
*美美地吃了一顿* *On Mommy's boob.*
好吧 这歌词不太好 Okay, that was creepy.
我的饿肚子宝宝 There's my hungry dude.
是的 Yes.
他吃完奶了吗 因为我想捏他的小脸蛋了 Is he done? 'Cause I got to squish that little face.
他吃完了 Yes, he is.
好了 杰克 Okay, Jack,
我现在让爸爸来抱你 好吗 I'm gonna hand you to your dad now, okay?
-好了 好了 -爸爸来抱你了 - Okay. Okay. - Here comes Daddy.
-抱稳了吗 -嗯 我抱稳了 - Got him? - Yeah, I got him.
-好的 -好的 - Okay. - Okay.
好了 没事啦 There you go. You're okay.
你想贴近一点吗 You want to come up here? Hey.
小宝宝 是我 你的爸爸 Hey, buddy. It's me, your dad.
你只需要记住我是个大胡子就好了 All you have to remember is that I am the hairy one.
看吧 摸到胡子了吧 There... Yeah, see?
这就对了 There it is.
你现在感觉怎么样 Now... how are you feeling?
-很好 -今天感觉如何 - Good. - About today?
很好啊 我很兴奋 Yeah, I'm excited.
多尔西医生说 我这个女人很棒 I mean, according to Dr. Dorsey, this woman is amazing.
还有点评网 And Yelp.
点评网上有专家 There are specialists
教你怎么抚养失明婴儿吗 who teach you how to raise a blind baby on Yelp?
点评网上什么都有 Oh, there's everything on Yelp.
但是我等不及去学一些专业的技巧了 But I cannot wait to learn some pro tips.
-我很需要 -是的 - I need 'em. - Yeah
-对吧 杰克宝宝 -是啊 - Right, Baby Jack? - Yeah.
你能感觉到妈妈在笑吗 Can you feel Mommy smiling?
她想到要去学专业技巧就很兴奋 She's so excited to learn pro tips.
她很兴奋 She's so excited.
怎么了 你怎么用这种眼神看我 What? Why are you looking at me like that?
一周前 我们发现 A week ago, we found out
我们对他的视力无能为力 that there is nothing we can do about his vision,
而你面不改色 and you haven't missed a beat.
你可别误会我 我觉得这很棒 Now, don't get me wrong. That... I think that's awesome.
我... 我只是想确认下你没事 I'm just... I'm just checking in.
-仅此而已 -我完全没事 - That's all. - I'm so good.
-是吗 -是的 - Yeah? - Yeah.
很感谢你关心我 谢谢 And I appreciate it. Thank you.
-好的 -谢谢 你感觉如何 - Okay. - Thank you. How are you feeling?
我还在努力坚持 I'm hanging in there, I guess.
-很好 很好 -好的 - Good. Good. - All right.
-好的 -好的 - Okay. - Okay.
我爱你 I love you.
我也爱你 I love you.
我们的生活 第四季 第二集
*让我燥起来* *All I wanna do is zoom-a-zoom-zoom-zoom*
*让我狂热起来 你快给小爷我扭起来* *And a poom-poom, just shake ya rump*
斯图尔特 Oh, hey, Stewart.
-在进行阅读马拉松吗 -第64本书 - Read-a-thon? - Book number 64.
那祝你好运 Well, good luck.
你根本赢不了 斯图尔特 You don't stand a chance, Stewart.
小凯 Hey, Kev?
小凯 Kev.
过来给你涂防晒霜 Sunscreen. Come here.
拿着 Take that.
你的肩膀 Your shoulders.
好恶心 Gross.
-什么 -我可以自己涂 - What? - I can do it myself.
*让我燥起来* *All I wanna do... *
我 I...
小凯 别忘了背也要涂 Hey, Kev, don't forget your back.
*让我* *All I wanna do*
-*燥起来 让我狂热起来* -爸 - *Is zoom-a-zoom-zoom-zoom and a poom-poom.* - Dad!
-别这样 周围有人 -我搞了五把椅子 - Stop. There's people around. - Hey, I got five chairs.
五把椅子 Five chairs.
-这可是游泳日里的奇迹 -真好 - That is a pool day miracle. - Nice.
基思 雷纳德 你们俩来了 Keith, Renard, you guys made it.
走吧 我们去听爆竹乐队的歌 Come on, we're going to get Firecracker pops.
你在听什么 What are you listening to?
维克斯效应的歌 Wreckx-n-Effect.
酷 我们带了自己的音响 Oh, cool. We brought our boombox.
-你想放歌吗 -好啊 - You want to put it on? - Sure.
喂 伙计们 我... Hey. Hey, g... I...
-我搞到了五把椅子 -宝贝 - I got five chairs, guys. - Hey, Bug,
你想玩游戏吗 do you want to go play a game?
妈 别说话了 Mom, stop talking right now.
凯莉 杰西卡·P Hey, Carrie. Hey, Jessica P.
-泳装不错 -谢谢 - Cool cover-up. - Oh, thanks.
-过来和我们一起玩吗 -好呀 - Want to come hang out with us? - Sure.
凯特宝贝 Hey, Katie girl,
我搞到了五把椅子 I-I got five chairs.
你知道那是谁吗 Do you know who that is?
凯莉和杰西卡·P Carrie and Jessica P.?
嗯 学校里最受欢迎的两个女孩 Yeah, the most popular girls in school.
我觉得她俩从来都没有 I don't think they've ever
和凯特说过话 talked to Kate a day in her life.
别这样 你听到她们说喜欢凯特的泳装 Come on, you heard them, they-they like her cover-up.
是啊 但我根本不信 Yeah. I don't trust that.
宝贝 Hey, babe?
往好的方面想... You know, there is an upside--
你先躺下... why don't you lay back--
孩子们不会来打扰我们了 to kids that want nothing to do with us. Ah.
-小凯 -怎么了 - Hey, Kev. - Yeah?
你叔叔想聊聊的话 他知道怎么找你 If your uncle wants to talk, he knows how to find you.
-对 -我觉得你目前 - Right. - I... I think that you should be
专心解决好戒酒的问题 staying focused on your sobriety.
保持忙碌的工作对你来说是件好事 Working and keeping busy has been a really good thing for you,
也许你应该试着找下一份工作了 maybe you should try looking for your next job.
也许吧 Yeah, maybe.
我们在《好莱坞记者报》上看到 Now, we did read in The Hollywood Reporter
你在候选名单上 that you're on some short list
就是那个新电影 导演叫什么... for that new movie with, um... What's...
-史派克·琼斯 -史派克·琼斯 - Uh, Spike Jonze. - Spike Jonze.
好吧 等一下 你们竟然会看 Okay, hold on a second, you two are reading
《好莱坞记者报》 The Hollywood Reporter?
是的 我们刚搬到这就订了 Oh, yeah, we got a subscription when we moved here.
-太恐怖了 -是啊 - Wow, that's terrifying. - Yeah.
不管怎样 那个电影在芝加哥拍摄 Anyway, um, the movie shoots in Chicago, right,
所以我得去那 之后我想 so I'd have to leave, then I'm thinking
也许对我来说最好还是待在这里 it might be best for me to just stay here and
-帮凯特照顾孩子 -是 我... - help Kate with the baby, you know? - Yeah, I...
我只是觉得对你来说还是忙一点好 I just think it would be good for you to stay busy,
这是我的观点 好了 is all I'm saying. All right,
-准备好了吗 -好了 - are we ready for this? - Yeah.
-好 -好 我们到了 - Yeah. - All right. Here we come.
有人吗 Hello?
-你们好 -看看我的大外孙 - Hi. - There's my grandson.
-给 -这个地方弄得真不错 - There you go. - Wow. This place is really coming together.
-谢谢 -真不错 - Thank you. - Yeah.
对 托比 我每次见你 Yeah, yeah. Hey, Toby, every time
我都觉得你瘦了 I see you, I-I swear you're skinnier.
是的 谢谢 Yeah. Thanks.
你是试原始人饮食法还是练合气道 You doing paleo or aikido or,
还是你采用断食疗法了吗 yeah, are you intermittent fasting?
更像加压疗法 More like, uh, intermittent stressing.
你每天做的就是 一天22小时 You know, what-what you do is, for 22 hours a day,
考虑孩子 you stress, uh, uh, over your baby,
考虑按揭贷款 还有... and you stress about your mortgage, and then,
你只能睡两个小时 you just sleep for the other two hours.
自然而然就瘦了 Yeah, the weight just falls off.
可惜对我不管用 Too bad it doesn't work for me.
我一直跟你说 你得压力更大点才行 I keep telling you, you have to stress harder.
我觉得是安娜 Ooh, I think that's Anna.
来 我们先洗手 Come on. Let's all go wash our hands.
-好 -你好 - Yeah. - Oh, hey.
你好 Hey.
-你好 -你怎么样 - Hey. - How are you doing?
很好 麦迪逊 请不要那样说话 Good. Madison, please don't do the voice.
-好 -听我说 - Okay. - Listen,
我很好 杰克也很好 I... I'm great, Jack is great.
今天我们要轻松点 Today, we're just gonna keep things very light.
-好吗 充满正能量 -好 好 - Right? And positive. - Okay. Okay.
-好 -我就是... 我超正能量的 - Okay. - I am... I am so your girl.
我在高中是拉拉队队长 I was head cheerleader in high school,
我在大学还是成年礼派对的发起者之一 and I was one of those bar mitzvah party starters in college.
如果有谁能保持满腔热情的话 If there's anyone who can keep things peppy,
那非我莫属 you're looking at her.
我知道你们过去几个月 I know you guys have been through a lot
经历了很多 但是 over the last couple months, but
今天要开启新的篇章了 today is about the next chapter.
今天我们要学习一下如何照顾 Today, we're going to go over the basics of how to care
一个失明的婴儿 for your blind infant, to make sure
确保满足他身心健康发育的一切条件 he has everything he needs physically and developmentally.
好 好的 Great. Great. Right?
我们迫不及待要学了 We're so eager to learn.
什么 你想记笔记吗 杰克 What? Oh, you want to take notes, Jack?
他想让我们记笔记 他会听的 He wants us to take the notes. He's just gonna listen.
他会听的 对吗 He's just gonna listen, right?
真有意思 Ha! Too funny.
好 Okay.
第一个问题 Uh, so, first question.
我知道这是新房子 I know this is a new house.
你们对家具的摆放 Are you happy with the furniture
还满意吗 and where everything is?
为什么这么问 你还是个室内设计师吗 Why? Are you an interior designer, too?
我这么问是因为杰克 I ask because Jack is already starting
要开始了解新房子的布局了 to absorb the layout of the new home.
所以如果家具保持不变的话 So, if the furniture stays put,
对他了解每个房间来说会更容易些 then it makes it easier for him to learn each room.
不同的地板纹理也会有所帮助 Different floor textures help, too.
一个房间铺地毯 下一个贴瓷砖 Uh, carpeting in one room, tile in the next.
很机智 That's smart.
好 现在大家配合我进行一个环节 Okay, so, I'd like to start with an activity.
我们都拿个记事本 选择一个房间 We will all take a notepad, choose a room, and write down
写下你觉得可能危险的东西 anything you think might be dangerous
或者杰克宝贝开始爬以后你的担心 or of concern to Baby Jack once he starts to crawl.
今天准备剪什么样的发型 What are we doing for you today?
我想要个这样的 I was thinking something like this.
大胆的选择 我喜欢 Oh, bold! I love it!
我把座位清理一下 然后来叫你 Here. Let me clean up my station, and I'll come grab you?
你确定了吗 Are you sure about this?
没错 Yup.
好的 Okay.
只要你没问题就行 As long as you're sure.
我希望让你表达自己 I mean, I-I want you to express yourself,
真的 但这确实是一个重大的决定 you know, I really do, but this is... this is a big decision.
我知道 否则你也不会让我考虑了整个暑假 I know, which is why you've made me think about this all summer.
你能不能... Can you just...?
你看 这就是公交车 So, this is what a bus is like.
我也坐过公交车的 黛佳 I've been on a bus before, Dej.
我知道这对你很重要 I know this is important to you.
我正努力来理解你 I'm just trying to wrap my head around it.
-现在就先迁就一下我 行吗 -好的 - So, humor me here, okay? - Okay.
要不然我们还是别坐一起了 Well, how about we don't sit together
这样你就能观察到我自己坐公交的真实情况了 so you can see what it'll really be like for me riding it alone?
好主意 It's a good idea.
人们都沉迷于手机 People get buried in their phones.
长大以后 When I was growing up,
就算不在家 他们不会联系你 if you weren't home, they didn't get ahold of you.
说实话 我觉得现在别人太轻易联系到你 Frankly, I think people get ahold of you too easily nowadays.
我时不时地想消失 I'd like to disappear every now and then.
抱歉 我能坐我女儿旁边吗 Excuse me. Can I sit next to my daughter?
可以 Yeah. All right.
他跟你说什么了 What was he talking to you about?
民主党初选吧 我也不知道 The Democratic primary. I don't know.
兰德尔 他是个怪人 Randall, he was a weirdo.
公交车上有各种怪人 The bus is full of weirdos.
但我自己可以处理 But I can handle myself.
你为什么如此执着于坐公交呢 Why do you even care about riding the bus so much?
如果我开车送你会更快 It's faster if I drive you.
你让我们搬到这里 You moved us here.
你想让我住在费城 You wanted me to live in Philadelphia,
那就让我好好住在费城 so let me live in Philadelphia.
我是同意了 黛佳 可我也是你父亲 I am letting you live, Deja, but I am also your father.
你说得没错 Okay, you're right,
但在遇见你之前 我也有自己的生活 but I also had a whole life before I met you.
我们成长环境完全不同 兰德尔 We grew up real different, Randall.
让你感到难受的东西 The stuff that makes you uncomfortable
会提醒我我的出身 reminds me of where I'm from.
明白 I get it.
但是担心你是我的职责 But it is my job to worry about you.
你现在才九年级 And you're only in the ninth grade, and I'm just
我只是感觉不合适 或许明年吧 行吗 not comfortable with it yet, so maybe next year, okay?
简直难以置信 Unbelievable.
-说唱歌手哈默太老了 -我有个问题 - M.C. Hammer is mad old. - Okay, I got one.
克里斯·克罗斯组合里你们觉得谁更酷 Which member of Kris Kross do y'all think is cooler?
当然是克罗斯 Definitely Kross.
他们俩没人叫"克罗斯" 兰德尔 Neither of them are named "Kross," Randall.
我知道 我只是在开玩笑 I know. I was making a joke.
-没错 -伙计们 看我的 - Sure you were. - Hey, guys, check this out.
*美人的短靴不停地舞动却让人放松* *Booties of the cuties steady shakin' but relaxin'*
*动作连贯 舞动四方* *The action, is packed in a jam like a closet*
*音乐节拍让你嗨 冷气流动像拧开了水龙头* *Beats bound to get you up, cold flowin' like a faucet*
*无意让你安坐 无意让你蹦跳 但* *Not mean to make you sit, not mean to make you jump, but*
*随着派对的辣妹摇摆起舞* *Yup, make the hotties in the party shake your rump.*
唱得不错 兄弟 It was nice, man.
谢谢 Thanks.
兰德尔 你唱下一段 Hey, Randall, take the next part.
来吧 你可以的 小兰 Yeah, come on. You got this, Ray.
来吧 让我们见识一下你的本事 Yeah, come on, show us your stuff!
*让我燥起来* *All I want to do is zoom-zoom-zoom*
*让我狂热起来* *With a poom-poom*
*衣服和...* *Clothes and...*
*穿着* *Wear with*
*和你在一起* *Get with you*
*我只想做* *All I want to do is...*
你哥哥怎么比你还像黑人 兰德尔 How is your brother blacker than you, Randall?
兰德尔是个奥利奥[讨好白人的黑人] Randall's an Oreo!
我不知道那是什么 I don't know what that is.
-那是你妈妈吗 -姑娘们 玩得开心吗 - Hey, is that your mom? - Hi, ladies. How are you?
我只是想看看你是否 I just... I wanted to see if maybe
想跟爸爸和我去游泳 you wanted to go swimming with Dad and I?
或者一起玩会马克·波罗[一种泳池游戏] Or play a little Marco Polo?
我要留在这 Um, I'm gonna stay here.
好的 宝贝 Okay. Hey, Bug, um...
在今天之前 她们两个有约你出去玩过吗 Have those girls ever wanted to hang out with you before today?
我只想确保你玩得开心 I mean, I just want to make sure that you're having fun, and...
能请你回爸爸那去吗 Can you just go back to Dad, please?
没错 Yes.
你看起来确实瘦了 托比 You are looking very trim, Toby.
没错 母乳喂养 Yeah. Breastfeeding.
消耗卡路里 Burns calories.
是啊 Yeah.
你身体怎么样了 How are you holding up?
说实话吗 Honestly?
如履薄冰 Hanging on by a thread.
这样啊 Yeah.
我 我只是 我从未一下子 I have... I've just... I've never worried
担心这么多事情 about so many things all at once.
你担心的事情里包括凯特吗 Is one of those things Kate?
几个月前 You know, a few months ago...
当时我们发现宝宝不太对劲 ....when we found out that, uh, something was wrong,
我还记得那位新来的眼科医生 I remember the new eye doctor coming in
进来告诉我们 杰克对视觉信号 and telling us that... Jack wasn't responding
没有反应 to visual cues.
我记得听到他说"视网膜"这个词 I remember him saying the word "Retina."
后来的内容都变得很模糊 And then, everything just kind of went,
只剩"哇哇哇哇"的声音 "Wah-wah, wah-wah, wah-wah."
就像《查理·布朗》里的妈妈讲话 只有噪音 You know, Charlie Brown's mother, just noise.
我转过头 And I look over,
看到凯特坐得笔直 and Kate is sitting up real straight.
就是那种... You know, like when she...
很专注于某件事的表情 并且还一直点头 when she really locks in on something, and she is nodding.
我无与伦比的老婆一直在... 点头 My amazing wife just... nodding her head
仿佛只是听到天气不好的消息而已 as if someone is giving her a bad weather report.
她... And she's, uh...
从那之后每天都是那样的状态 She has been that way every single day since.
很稳定 You know, just steady.
说实话 我有点佩服她 To be honest, I'm kind of in awe of her.
所以我不需要担心吗 So I shouldn't be concerned?
她在暴饮暴食 丽贝卡 She's overeating, Rebecca.
我知道这只是一种... And I know that that is just a way of...
处理负面情绪的方式 dealing with difficult emotions.
但在我现在担心的所有事情中 But of all of the things that I am worried about right now...
她排在第一位 she's at the top of my list.
你能懂吗 You know?
我懂 I know.
我真的懂 Yeah, I do know.
这位漂亮女士 Hey, pretty lady.
你怎么坐在外面 What you sitting out here for?
两位 公交车坐得... Hey, guys. How was the...
怎么样 bus?
我想问"公交车坐得怎么样"的 I was gonna say, "How was the bus?"
我打算大胆地猜测一下 I'm gonna go out on a limb here
公车之旅并不顺利 and say the bus ride did not go well.
一个男人坐到了她旁边 A man sat next to her,
我吓坏了 就禁止她坐公交了 I freaked out and forbade the bus.
所以 So...
黛佳对我不太满意 Deja's not too thrilled with me.
我也大胆地猜测一下 I'm gonna go out on that same limb
理发行动也不怎么顺利 and say that the haircut didn't go so great, either.
确实 It did not.
她换发型后会很不一样的 你知道吗 She's just gonna look so different, you know?
我的宝贝女儿 My little girl.
我很喜欢她的头发 I love her hair.
也喜欢别人说我们看起来很像 I love when people say that we look alike.
但是说不好 先是新发型 But, I don't know, first it's the new haircut,
再是穿着打扮 然后... and then it's clothes, and...
那个我曾经了如指掌的小女孩 before long the little girl I knew like the back of my hand
很快就会变成一个全新的人 is someone completely new,
这件事让我很难过 and it just... makes me so sad.
她们变得太快了 They're changing so fast.
我记得我在她们这个年纪 I remember when I was their age.
脑子里有许许多多的想法 There was so much going on in my brain.
我说的是很真实很复杂的成年人想法 And I'm talking real, complicated adult stuff.
我希望搬到费城是正确的决定 I hope moving to Philadelphia was a good idea.
一定会的 I know it's gonna be.
我好了 Hey, guys.
我知道看起来很不一样 I-I know it's really different.
其实呢 我之前想象不出来 You know, I couldn't... really picture it before,
但现在我亲眼看到了 but now that I see it...
宝贝 你比以往任何时候都美 baby, you never looked more beautiful.
真的吗 Really?
我很喜欢 I love it.
-特别喜欢 -我也是 - I love it. - Me, too.
好了 走吧 我们得赶紧开始 All right, come on, we gotta get
经典的皮尔森家庭玩乐午后了 our classic Pearson family fun afternoon on.
我都等了一天了 Been waiting all day for this!
是你弄坏的 You ruined it!
你在我朋友面前让我难堪 You embarrassed me in front of my friends.
-所以我才毁了它 -你弄坏我就听不了了 - That's why! - No! You ruined it and I can't listen to it.
你给我修好 And you're gonna fix it!
-我不修 -必须修 - I'm not! - Yes, you are!
-不 我就不 -停停停 - No, I'm not! - Hey, hey, hey! Stop!
你们两个 住手 Both of you, stop!
-怎么回事 -没事 - What's going on, huh? - Nothing.
没事 Nothing?
我们只是闹着玩 We were just roughhousing.
-所以你们没事吗 -嗯 - So you're good? - Yeah.
我们没事 Yeah, we're fine.
好 All right.
你在我朋友面前让我难堪 You embarrassed me in front of my friends,
而且你还很享受 and you liked doing it.
你明明是我哥 You're supposed to be my brother.
尼奇 你还好吗 回个电话 请给我回电
WME经纪公司
什么事 What's up?
他们想见我吗 they want to meet with me?
那好啊 很好 Oh, well, that's great. That's great.
明天吗 Tomorrow?
好吧 明天 well, tomorrow,
也就是说我得今晚坐飞机走 that means I'd have to get on a flight tonight.
让我考虑下 好吗 just let me think about it, okay?
谢谢 Thank you.
...53个尖角和四根电线 ...53 sharp corners and four electric cords.
*还有两只斑鸠...* *And two turtledoves...*
以及梨树上的一只鹧鸪 And a partridge in... A pear tree, hmm?
好的 Okay.
任何婴儿能拉下来的电线 Any hanging cords that a baby can pull down,
我们也要避免 we also want to avoid.
好的 电线我们来处理 Yeah, we are all over the electrical cords.
而且我们已经请了人 And we have someone coming to, uh,
下周会过来把电视挂到墙上 wall-mount that bad boy next week.
我知道我们买得豪华了点 I know we splurged a little.
我们只是想要一台很棒的电视 We just wanted a great TV.
带着小杰克 You know, have little Jack
从小就开始看钢人队的比赛 starting to watch the Steelers really young.
好啊 你可以向他解释 Yeah, and you'll just explain to him
发生的一切... 就像你给我讲一样 everything that's happening... like you did with me.
对的 就是这样 Absolutely. Absolutely.
是的 我会给他讲解 他会... Yeah, I'll just, uh, narrate, and then he'll...
明白的 understand.
抱歉 我向自己保证过我不会情绪失控 I'm sorry. I promised myself that I wouldn't do this.
-没关系 -我真的很抱歉 让我缓一下 - It's okay. - Oh, I'm really sorry. Just give me a second.
不用跟着我 Please don't follow me.
好的 Okay.
乖 乖 Okay, okay, okay, okay.
听我说 Okay. Look, it's...
放松 孩子 我只是想跟你聊聊 好吗 Relax, man, I'm trying to have a moment with you, okay?
我是好人吗 Am I a good person?
你今天已经187天大了 杰克 You know you're 187 days old today, Jack.
这很重要 So, you know, it's pretty important.
你知道我是怎么知道的吗 You know how I know that?
因为今天是我戒酒的187天 Because I am 187 days sober today.
当我... Which...
努力忍着不喝酒的时候 简直度日如年 seems like an absolute eternity when you're trying not to drink,
但当我看着你 but I look at you, and...
又觉得似乎没过多久 it doesn't seem like any time at all.
人生对你来说... You're so...
多么新奇 new.
不像我 Not me.
我还有一年就40岁了... I'm a year away from 40...
将近40年 可我最成功的一段关系 40 years old, and the most successful relationship
是和一株该死的室内盆栽 I have in my life is with a frickin' house plant.
是 我当然认为你是个好人 小凯 Yeah, of course I think you're a good person, Kev.
为什么 Why?
我经常做坏事 I do so many bad things.
听我说... Look...
你和我... you and me...
我们出身于皮尔森家族 we come from a long line of Pearson men
皮尔森家的男人 内心总有许多 who've got a lot of... mixed-up stuff
非常复杂的东西 inside of us.
我应该去接芝加哥那部电影 I should just take that movie in Chicago.
再拍一部电影 保持忙碌 Just take another movie, you know, stay busy.
坚持戒酒 这才是... Focus on being clean. That's...
重要的事 the important thing.
而且在片场的日子要容易得多 And it's much easier on set, anyway.
导演叫我做什么 我就做什么 I mean, the director tells me to do something, and I do it.
他说 微笑 我就微笑 He says, "Smile," and I smile.
他说 大笑 我就大笑 He says, "Laugh," and I laugh.
他说 哭 我就哭 He says, "Cry," and I cry.
然后他喊 停 And then he yells, "Cut!" And...
...就又剩我一个人了 ...and it's just me again.
我想这就是问题所在 I think that's the problem.
你想知道什么对我有用吗 Hey, you want to know what worked for me?
周围有你关心的人 Having people you care about.
你想照顾的人 People you want to take care of.
这会帮助你成为你想成为的人 That will turn you into the man that you want to be.
但是 你已经开始问 But the fact that you're already asking
这些问题了... these kind of questions...
这是个好兆头 that's a good sign.
好 Okay.
谢谢爸 Thanks.
你什么时候来的 How long were you, uh...?
就几秒钟 Just for a few seconds.
但我在婴儿监视器上听到了所有的话 But I heard everything else on the baby monitor.
不是吧 Aw, come on.
你还好吗 Are you okay?
大家都很担心你 Everyone's worried about you.
我知道 I know.
你知道吗 那么多医生警告过我 You know, so many doctors warned me.
那么多医生都告诉我不要生孩子 So many doctors told me not to have a baby.
告诉我... Told me...
...有风险 但是我还是执意要生 ...about the risks, but I decided to... do it anyway.
这让我很难不自责 It's hard not to feel like it's my fault.
-凯特 不要这样想... -不 - Kate, come on... - No.
你让我难受一会儿 Let me wallow.
为什么每次我抱他起来 他都会哭 Why does he cry every time I go to pick him up?
是我做错什么了吗 Am I doing something wrong?
没有 No.
-不是的 -我每次一要抱他 - No. - He, like, loses his mind
他就一下子特别不高兴 我... every time I go to pick him up. I...
我觉得他不喜欢我 I don't think he likes me.
不不不 他很喜欢你 No, no, no, no, no. He likes you fine.
只是要先跟他打个招呼 You just, you have to warn him first.
懂吗 他看不见你 所以你得... Right? Because he can't see you, so you have to--
你得提前告诉他接下来会怎么样 you got to brace him for what's coming.
对 所以你就要 Right? So then you just,
-描述一下你要做什么 -好 - you narrate what's happening. - Okay.
就是平时哄孩子时 Right? So all the baby stuff
用表情表达的东西 that you normally do with your face...
对他要用声音和触感表达 ...it's with your voice and with your touch.
好 Yeah.
明白了吗 好 Right? Okay.
小家伙 我是妈妈 Hey, buddy, it's your mama.
感觉到我的手了吗 Can you feel my hand?
我现在要把你抱起来了 好吗 Okay, I'm gonna pick you up now, okay?
好吗 宝宝 Okay, bud?
好嘞 Okay.
我的天啊 你好啊 Oh, my goodness. Hi.
过来 Come here.
-可以吗 -可以 - Yeah? - Yeah.
我要把你交给小凯舅舅抱 好吗 Okay, I'm gonna give you to Uncle Kev, okay?
你会超级喜欢他的 You're gonna love him.
他身上总有很昂贵的味道 And he always smells really expensive.
接住你了 I got you.
我是你的凯文舅舅 So I'm your Uncle Kevin.
我会教你怎么钓妹子 I'm gonna teach you how to pick up girls.
你说好不好 或者钓汉子 We're gonna do that. Or boys.
钓机器人也行 如果未来人们好这口的话 Or robots, if that's what people are into in the future.
感觉太棒了 Oh, this is great.
他简直完美 Oh, he's perfect.
克里夫真说他想亲我了吗 Cliff really said he wanted to kiss me?
真的 你去小吃棚后面 Yes. Just go behind the snack shack
他会在那里跟你碰面 and he'll meet you back there.
好 Okay.
凯特 Hey, Kate.
斯图尔特 Stewart?
"斯图尔特" Oh, Stewart.
你以为会是谁 Who did you think it was gonna be?
克里夫·沃德 Cliff Ward.
你以为会是谁 Who did you think I was gonna be?
你 You.
我们可以原地站一会 We can just stand here for a minute
然后他们就会走了 and they'll all leave.
好 Okay.
还是算了 You know what?
别光站着 No.
跟我说说芝加哥的电影试镜通知吧 Okay, so tell me about this movie offer in Chicago.
这个啊 我应该不会接受 Yeah, I don't think I'm gonna take it, though, you know?
我还是打算... 留在这里陪你们 I think I'm gonna-- I'm gonna stay here with you guys.
因为我能帮上很多忙 'Cause I'm so helpful.
你要是能像心疼我一样 I wish that you would have
心疼心疼你自己就好了 as much compassion for yourself as you do for me.
去芝加哥吧 Go to Chicago.
把这部电影拍了 好好戒酒 Do this movie. Focus on your sobriety.
你这一辈子都是杰克的舅舅 You're gonna be Jack's uncle for your entire life.
你状态好起来才能照顾他 And he's gonna need you at your best.
他是全世界最幸运的孩子 He's the luckiest kid in the world
因为他有你这个妈妈 你知道吗 to have you as a mom, you know that?
对不对 你知道的吧 Aren't you? Do you know that?
让我瞧瞧你 Let me look at you.
真好看 你可真好看 Oh, you're gorgeous. You're gorgeous.
好了 Okay.
我是这么想的 So here's what's up.
我知道这些事谁都没经历过 I know this is all new
我也知道大家很担心 and I know that everyone is worried
担心这个家 担心我 about us and about me.
杰克看不见 Jack can't see,
但他能听见 有意识 有感觉 but he can hear, he can sense, he can feel.
我不想让这个家 And I don't want worry
弥漫着担忧的情绪 to be the prevailing feeling in this home.
我想让它充满希望 I want it to be hope.
我们一整天都在担心 I mean, we spent the entire day being worried about
怎么设限制才能保护好他 what we have to limit around here in order to protect him.
可这不是我们家的风格 That's just not how we roll in this house.
无意冒犯 安娜 对不起 No-- No offense, Anna, I'm sorry.
我知道那是你工作的 I know that's like a monster
-很大一部分 -没关系 - part of your job. - It's all good.
好的 我儿子这一生会无拘无束 Okay. My son is gonna live a life without limits.
我们这个家无法让他拥有视力 I know my family can't give him sight,
但我们一定能让他拥有自由 but they can damn sure give him that.
那 还有谁赞成 So... who's in?
你说"我是这么想的"时 我就赞成了 Well, you had me at, "Okay, so here's what's up."
妈 Mom?
我当然赞成 当然 Of course I'm in. Of course.
我知道现在正是家庭温馨时刻 I know that w-we're all trying to have a family moment,
可是他 简直 小裤裤里一塌糊涂 but he-- this is a-- his, uh, pants are a disaster right now.
他刚刚... 拉屎了 He's-- That's foul.
他刚刚笑了吗 你刚刚是不是笑了 Did he just laugh? Did you just laugh?
他刚刚咯咯笑了吗 Was that a giggle?
-真要这么做吗 -是的 必须做 - We really have to do this? - Yes, we have to.
首先 我们要做一件事情 And we're gonna do a thing first,
所以都站好 so settle in.
不可否认的是 Uh, there's no denying it.
你们三个都在慢慢长大 You three are getting old.
快变成大人了 所以我觉得是时候 Old as dirt. So I think it's time,
让你们几个来玩一个小游戏 uh, we let you girls in on a little game
我和你妈总玩 your mother and I play.
游戏的名字是"最糟糕状况" It's called "Worst Case Scenario."
-不要 -反对无效 - No. - Ah.
好的 游戏的规则很简单 Now, the rules are simple.
我们轮流发言 先说"最糟糕的情况" We all go around and we say "Worst case scenario,"
再说出接下来的生活中 and then our biggest fears as to the worst possible way
可能发生的最可怕的事 our lives could go from this move.
如果没有想说的可以不说 但... Now, if you don't want to go, you don't have to, but...
最糟糕的情况 Worst case scenario:
由于兰德尔太自以为是 Randall never gets over himself
所以在接下来的四年里 and I have to spend the next four years
我都要像长发公主一样被困在房间里 trapped in my room like Rapunzel.
说得很好 That was good.
我学得很快 I'm a fast learner.
该我了 My turn.
最糟糕的情况 Worst case scenario:
明天黛佳乘巴士去学校 Tomorrow when Deja takes the bus to school,
她到了却忘记发信息告诉我 she forgets to text me the moment she arrives,
导致我对她进行强制禁足 直到她成年 and then I'm forced to ground her until she turns 18.
等等 你会让我... W-W-Wait. You're gonna let me...
一到学校必须马上发信息给我 A text the moment you get to school.
每天都要发 Every single day.
遵命 先生 Yes, sir.
好的 最糟糕的情况 All right, worst case scenario.
我会把自己的想法投射到你们身上 that I project my own stuff on to you girls,
让你们无法感受到 making you feel anything less than
你们自己有多么优秀 美丽 独一无二 your wonderful, beautiful, wildly unique selves.
苔丝 Tess.
我没有最担心的事 I don't have one.
一件都没有吗 Nothing?
没有 费城很适合我 Nope. Philly looks good on me.
最糟糕的情况 Worst case scenario:
我所有老家的朋友都忘了我 All of my friends back home forget about me.
宝贝 你一直在担心这件事吗 Wow, babe. Have you been worried about that?
为什么你之前都没提过呢 Why didn't you say anything sooner?
我只是在逗你们玩 I'm just messing with you.
好吧 All right.
那... So...
大家准备好了吗 We ready to do this?
-最后跑上台阶的人去买牛肉芝士三明治 -等等 - Last one up the steps is buying cheese steaks. - Wait.
-等等 -快跑 - Wait! - Go!
吃玉米片吗 Nacho?
好的 谢谢 Yes. Thanks.
怎么了 What happened?
我要化对凯特的担心为食欲 I'm just eating my worries about Kate.
别笑话我 好吗 Don't judge. Okay?
凯文刚刚问我 他是不是好人 Kevin asked me if I think he's a good person.
-什么 -没错 - What? - Yeah.
你怎么跟他说的 What did you tell him?
说了些 男人都很复杂之类的话 Something... Something about complicated men.
他感觉好些了吗 Did he feel better?
我不知道 I have no idea.
你还记得很久很久以前 Do you remember when we used to come here
-我们来这玩的时候吗 -记得 - way back when? - Mm-hmm.
当时我们最大的难题 And our biggest problem
还只是让孩子们戴上袖套气圈呢 was getting the kids to put their floaties on?
是啊 Yeah.
哪家航空公司 What airline?
美国航空 谢谢 American, please.
马利克 T恤不错 你在偷窥我 明天学校见
我过一会儿就回来 All right, I'll be back in a little bit.
宝贝 你确定你想现在去杂货店吗 Babe, are you sure that you want to go to the grocery store now?
我们明天早餐还有东西吃的 I mean, we-we have stuff for breakfast.
知道 但我喜欢人少的时候去杂货店 Yeah, I like going when the store's not so crowded.
-好吧 -好的 - Okay. - All right.
-爱你们 -爱你 - Love you guys. - Love you.
宝贝 Hey, Bug.
和新朋友们玩得怎么样啊 How was it hanging with your new friends?
很好 谢谢 Good. Thanks.
我不需要你过来的 I didn't need you to come.
我知道 I know.
暑假最后一天的泳池之旅你们玩得开心吗 You guys have a good end-of-summer pool day?
开心 Yeah.
-开心 -不错 - Yeah. - Mm-hmm.