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遇见你时 我告诉过你 I told you that when I met you,
我不能爱上一个胖子 that I couldn't fall for a fat person.
可你爱了 But you did.
那现在怎么办 So now what?
你打算甩了我吗 You're just gonna throw me away?
对不起 我做不到 I'm sorry, I can't do this.
做不到什么 Can't do what?
要是有位喜欢你的男孩送你一块派 When a nice boy who adores you offers you pie,
说声谢谢 say thank you.
为什么威廉的公寓里 Why is there a photo of me
有张我的照片和一封你寄去的信 in a letter that you sent to William's apartment?
兰德尔 你得明白... Randall, you have to understand...
明白什么 你很早就认识我父亲了吗 Understand what, that you knew my father?
而你却一直不告诉我他的存在 That you kept him from me my entire life?
我在生气 但我没聋 I'm upset, I'm not deaf.
亲爱的 Hey, babe.
我很担心你 I was worried about you.
我没事 I'm fine.
可是地毯都被你踩扁了 The carpet would beg to differ.
你已经来回走了好几个小时了 You've been pacing for a few hours now.
可以谈谈吗 You ready to talk?
可以跟威廉谈 To William.
你也进来吧 威廉 You can come in, too, William.
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我知道你肯定很生气 I know how angry you must be.
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你跟我妈什么时候认识的 When did you meet my mother?
她从医院带你回家的时候 When she took you home from the hospital.
翻译: 青椒 moonshine 猪兔子 冬麟 小应子 小尼克
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我想确保你能有个好归宿 I wanted to make sure you were going to a good home.
翻译: 小萝莉 小泡椒 Elena777 小食人魔 capitaljack
翻译: 桑葚 兔牙Bobby猫 校对: 红枫 不高兴童鞋
我爸爸认识你吗 Did my father know about you?
应该不认识 I never got that impression.
时间轴: 格瑞特 ccisoda
你在写什么 亲爱的 What are you writing, babe?
后期: 宝宝 总监： 红枫Gabriel
我对我妈生气的理由 A list of reasons I'm mad at my mother.
已经有22条了 I got 22 so far.
别以为我忘了 And don't think I'm ignoring
你也骗了我 the fact that you lied to me, too.
两个月前我去你家找你 When I showed up at your door two months ago,
你装作一副不记得抛弃了我的样子 you acted like you didn't remember abandoning me.
我是尊重你妈的意思 I was respecting your mother's wishes.
所以我第二气的就是你 Which is why I'm second maddest at you.
你排第三 You're in third place.
可是 我一知道真相 But... I've been trying to get your mother
就一直努力让你妈向你坦白 to tell you the truth since I found out.
所以我对你们的愤怒没有列成单子 Which is why there isn't a Beth or William list.
背叛我的人是我妈 My mother's the one who betrayed me.
等我写完这张单子 And as soon as I'm finished with this list,
我要念给她听 I'm gonna read it to her,
一字一句 念个一清二楚 and make sure she hears every damn word.
我肯定比你快 I'm gonna beat you!
慢点 都慢点 Whoa! Slow do... Slow down.
熟食店老板都不敢相信 The deli guy can't believe we've already gone through
两斤的火腿和芝士我们一礼拜就吃完了 the two pounds of ham and cheese from last week.
三胞胎啊 Triplets.
说到这个 第三只去哪儿了 Speaking of, you know where our third is?
我再做一次 Let me show you again.
就这样 你们会吗 Like that. Can you do that?
抱歉 是我们家孩子 Sorry. He's with us.
对不起 Sorry.
打扰你们了 Sorry about that.
什么情况 你在干什么 What are you doing? What was that, huh?
我问他们会不会卷舌头 I asked 'em if they could roll their tongues.
可是宝贝 你不认识人家 But, sweetheart, that's not really
问这种问题不合适 something you ask strangers.
今天科学课上我们学了遗传性状 We learned about inherited traits in science,
卷舌头就是其中之一 and rolling your tongue is one.
如果我能找到其他会卷舌头的人 If I can find people who roll their tongue,
他们可能就是我的亲生父母 they could be my birth parents.
请问... Excuse me...
我...不知道要跟他说什么 Look, I... I don't know what to tell him.
我们知道的他都知道 I mean, he knows everything that we do.
那还有什么可说的 Then there's nothing else to say.
我就是...不想让他 I just... I don't want him
到80岁时 还对陌生人吐舌头 sticking his tongue out at strangers, you know, when he's 80.
想到他以后要带着不知道自己的父母是谁 It kills me that he'll always have this hole,
这个缺憾活着我就很心疼 not knowing who his parents are.
我们就是他的父母 We're his parents.
你知道我在说什么 You know what I mean.
小贝 把海绵放下 放下 Hey, Bec. Hey, sponge down, sponge down.
看着我 Look at me a sec.
听我说 Look...
我知道考虑这事对你来说很难 I know this is hard to think about.
我也一样 It's hard for me, too.
可他已经产生疑问了 Okay? But he has questions that...
这些问题不会消失 they're not gonna go away.
我只是不想让他怨恨我们 I just, I don't want him resenting us...
怨恨我们什么 杰克 For what, Jack?
我们爱他 We love him,
我们给他想要的一切 we give him absolutely everything he could ever want,
跟我们在一起 他会有什么缺憾 what... would he be missing from us?
我们不会卷舌头 We can't roll our tongues.
我会啊 I can.
-你会卷舌头吗 -我会卷舌头 - You can roll your tongue? - I can roll my tongue.
卷一个看看 这样... Roll your tongue. Just...
亲爱的 Babe...
-我成功了吗 -真心疼你 - Am I doing it? - It's so sad.
-我没卷成吗 -你没卷成 - I'm not doing it? - You're not rolling your tongue.
不过我可以教你 But I can show you.
-你能教我吗 -当然 - You can show me? - Yeah.
妈从没告诉兰德尔 她认识他的生父吗 Mom never told him that she knew his biological dad?
可不是 I know.
这简直太疯狂了 That's cuckoo's nest-level insane.
话说你是怎么回事 Well, what about you?
冷不防冒出来 决定给自己的胃开刀 Showing up all of a sudden, deciding to get your stomach cut open--
你要闹哪样 what is that?
我差点坠机死掉 凯文 Uh, I almost died in a plane crash, Kevin.
我的一生在眼前闪回 Okay? My life flashed before my eyes.
凯特 你只是遇上点小气流 Kate, you experienced mild turbulence.
好吗 你有点小题大做了 All right? You spilled your peanuts.
很可怕好不好 闭嘴 It was scary. Shut up.
"及时行乐"的理念 It was a real "Seize the day".
真正在我体内觉醒了 Kind of awakening for me.
是吗 好啊 你不是在节食吗 Yeah? Okay, well, what happened to dieting?
不知道 我算了算 I don't know, I ran the numbers, and...
照这个速度下去 我得等到106岁 at this rate, I would be 106 years old
才能减到目标体重 by the time I reach my goal weight.
所以我...现在就想好好生活 So I, you know, I want to live now.
-是吗 -当然 - Yeah? - Yeah.
你和托比分手也是因为这事吗 Does this have anything to do with your breakup with Toby?
不 我很好 No. I'm fine.
要知道 每天都有几百万人动手术 You know, millions of people have surgery every day--
这没什么大不了的 it's not a big deal.
没什么大不了吗 不 我脑子里 It's not a big deal? No, it's one of about
现在正有无数这些大不了的事在打转 a billion big deals swirling around in my head right now.
凯特 我要操心你 还有兰德尔 Kate, I've got you, I've got Randall,
妈妈要卖掉木屋 Mom's selling the cabin,
而且我才刚体会过辈子 I just had the single greatest kiss
-最棒的一吻... -等等 - of my entire life... - Whoa.
妈妈要卖木屋吗 Mom's selling the cabin?
对 我昨天才知道的 Yeah, I found out yesterday.
-糟透了 对吗 -她不能就这么... - It sucks, right? - She can't do...
我爱那个木屋 它就是我们的童年 I love the cabin. The cabin is our childhood.
我明白 可我们好几年没回去了 不是吗 I know, but we haven't been there in years, right?
那我们这就走 我们应该回去 Well, let's go. We should.
及时行乐啊 Like, let's seize the day.
你们有没有看到... 在这儿 Hey, have you guys seen... Oh, there it is.
纸快用完了 Ran out of paper.
我知道一个地方有一大堆纸 You know where I bet there is a ton of paper?
哪里 Where?
真不敢相信妈妈要把这儿卖了 Can't believe Mom is selling this place.
我对妈妈还有很多"不敢相信"的事 I got a lot of "can't believes" with Mom.
你们知道我不敢相信什么吗 You know what I can't believe?
奥利维亚
总是忍不住想你
你努力忍了吗
好吧
我们来小屋了 新鲜空气 大自然 特别好
如果你喜欢新鲜空气 和大自然的话
哈
到了这么个与世隔绝的地方 That we are in the middle of nowhere,
我的短信居然都发出去了 and all my messages are going through.
我的车是自带无线网吗 Do I have wifi in my car?
没有 No.
没有无线网 一夜回到从前了 No wifi. I'm living in the past.
我没回去 再也回不去了 I'm not. Not anymore.
听着 哥们儿 我知道你很伤心 Listen, man, I know you're hurting,
但你和妈妈总是要和好的 不是吗 but you and mom are gonna have to make up eventually, okay?
最好在圣诞节前 否则节日就给毁了 Hopefully before Christmas, so that holiday isn't ruined.
不会的 我会把我的东西都清理出来 Nope. I'm gonna clear out my stuff,
把钥匙还回去 然后一切都与我无关了 hand over my keys, then I am out of the whole thing.
真好笑 That's funny.
由于和奥利维亚之间有语言障碍 她的笑话 With the language barrier, sometimes Olivia's funnier
有时我们抓不住笑点 than she means to be.
-她是英国人 她说的就是英语 -是啊 - She's British. She speaks English. - Yes.
我一直搞不懂妈妈为什么觉得 Never understood why mom felt like we needed
这门上需要三把锁 three locks on this door.
因为小凯小时候怕熊 It's because Kev was afraid of bears.
《动物画刊》说过熊很聪明 Hey, Zoobooks said they're smart.
没那么聪明 Not this smart.
原谅我高中没好好学习 Forgive me for not learning in high school.
兰德尔 我光忙着上床了 I was having sex, Randall.
托比 我家的木屋 你一定会喜欢 绝不是《鬼玩人》里那种
魔法眼
看啊 全是牛仔套装 Ah, so much denim on denim. Look.
没空看 我现在很忙 I can't look now, I'm busy.
你还是看不到魔法眼吗 Oh, you still can't see the Magic Eye?
-是啊 -听着 你只要放松眼睛 - Uh... yeah. - Look, you just gotta relax your eyes.
-好 -透过表象 真相就在... - Yeah. - Look through it, and it's right...
就在面前 我知道 Right there in front of you, I know.
爸爸常这么说 That's what dad always used to say,
但我就是看不到 是艘海盗船 but I can't see it. It's a pirate ship!
哥们儿 一直都是头熊 It's always been a bear, dude.
但你知道吗 But you know what?
反正从来也不是真的 Maybe it was never real, anyway.
就像我的童年一样 Just like the rest of my childhood.
兰德尔 妈妈做的确实不对 Randall, what Mom did was insane,
但那并没有抹去你的童年 but that doesn't erase your childhood.
我和小凯就是真实的 Me and Kev are real.
我们的家 我们是真实的 Okay? Our family... we're real.
-没错 -过来看 - Yeah. - Come here.
-别收拾了 过来看 -好吧 - No, come look at this. - All right.
过来 听我们的 过来坐 Come on, indulge us. Sit down.
看这张 看 Look at this. Look.
我们都在这儿 你也在 We're all here. You're here.
穿着松紧裤 褪色牛仔裤 Grinning ear to ear in our elastic waistband,
笑得合不拢嘴 acid-washed jeans.
这些牛仔裤都是真的 Those jeans were real!
好吧 我看看 All right, here. Let me see.
看这儿 这张 Look at this. Right there?
这张是妈妈在骗我说 That's Mom lying to me about not being able
找不到我亲生父亲 to find my birth father.
-好吧 -真是了不起 - Okay. - That's awesome.
你说得对 我很抱歉 You're right. I-I'm sorry.
但这可能是我们三个 But this is probably gonna be the last time
最后一次来这里了 that the three of us are ever gonna be here.
能让我们好好享受今天吗 So can we just enjoy today?
求你了 Please?
-什么情况 -我去开门 - What's that? - I'll get it.
你来了 You made it!
你们都来了 You all made it.
开什么玩笑 Are you kidding me?
-你觉得怎么样 -不错啊 - What do you think? - Yeah.
不是熊 It's not a bear.
多谢告知 Good to know.
这地方真别致 This place is so quaint.
是吧 Yeah, right?
我的天 Oh, my God.
真是太傻了 This looks absurd.
怎么了 Hey, what's up?
今天应该是属于我们的 This was supposed to be our day.
什么 不是 我告诉她我们来这了 What? No, I mean, you know, I told her that we were here.
我说她可以来 可我没想到 I told her she could come. I didn't know she was gonna
她会叫来编剧和另一个家伙 bring our playwright and some dude.
那家伙在保暖内衣服外套了条吊带袜 This guy is wearing suspenders over a thermal.
什么鬼 Like, what... what is that?
他们是我的同事 凯特 These are my people now, Kate.
他是如假包换的艺术家 He's an artist. He's authentic.
抱歉 我爱你 I'm sorry, I love you,
但我真想揍你 but I want to punch you.
好吧 帮我个忙 Okay, can you do me a favor?
拜托你给他们个机会 Can you please just give them a chance?
我真的希望你能喜欢奥利维亚 I really want you to like Olivia.
我们带了些小吃和喝的 We brought some nosh and some liquid.
可以放进冰箱里吗 Cool if I just put it here in the fridge?
当然 随便放 Yeah, just, you know, throw it in there.
太好了 大家都可以吃 Right on. It's for everyone.
-真的很奇怪啊 -这样很好 - That is weird. - It's nice.
天啊 对了 我叫拉德·卡班 Man. Rad Cabin, by the way.
诺曼·洛克威尔 Norman Rockwell?
美国20世纪早期知名画家
他要是来这里绝对会乐疯的 He would have really lost his mind in this place.
谢了 Thanks.
是啊 谢谢你的夸奖 Yeah, that's nice of you.
孩子们玩游戏机玩上瘾了 I can't tear 'em away from that Atari.
谢谢 Thank you.
我再让他们多玩五分钟 I'll give my boys another five.
-今天就大方一把 -好吧 - I'm feeling generous today. - Okay.
对了 兰德尔问过你 Hey, so has Randall asked you
能不能卷舌头的事吗 if you can roll your tongue?
没有 他该问这事吗 No. He supposed to?
他一直在到处问 He's been asking people,
希望在整个城市中找出会卷舌头的人 hoping to trace that trait across the whole city
看看能不能找到自己的亲生父母 to see if he can find his birth parents.
我们告诉他我们找不到他的亲生父母 And we told him we can't find his biological parents,
而他也理解 所以... and he understands that, so...
好吧 Oh, okay.
至少 现在我懂了 At least, now, I get it.
他一直在跟我的孩子们讲不同的故事 He's been telling my boys different stories
猜测他生父可能是个什么样的人 about who his father might be.
是吗 他怎么说的 He has? Like what?
他编造不同的身份 Oh, he makes up different things.
有时候是厨师 篮球运动员 Sometimes a cook. Basketball player.
还有一次是邮递员 Once he was the mailman.
他只是对生父好奇吧 And it's... just stories about his father?
别自我安慰了 杰克 你想想看 Just stop it, Jack. Okay? Think about it.
厨师 篮球运动员 Cook. Basketball player.
你们那的邮递员是白人吗 Your mailman. Is he white?
不是 No.
不是 是个黑人 No. He's black.
他所挑选的职业 It sounds like he may be picking jobs
应该都是他见过黑人从事的 that he's seen black men do.
就好像他在寻找能把自己代入的角色 Like he's looking for someone he sees himself in.
我觉得他需要黑人男性榜样 I think he may need black male role models.
让他知道长大后能成为什么样的人 Men who can show him who he might grow into.
"你要嫁的人在你们第一次见面时 "The man you will marry will be wearing
戴着面具" a mask when you first meet."
要是格特鲁德·斯泰因在巴黎的沙龙 If only Gertrude Stein had one of these
美国小说家 诗人 剧作家
有这样的游戏就好了 in her Paris salon.
是啊 我懂 Yeah. I know, totally.
太老套了 对吧 我向来不喜欢玩这游戏 Cliche, right? I always hated playing this game.
什么 你明明比我还爱玩 What? You liked it more than I did.
我并没有比你爱玩 ‭I did not like it more than you.
别乱说 我没有 Don't say that. I didn't.
兰德尔 休息下吧 过来玩转瓶子 Randall, come take a break. Come spin.
等等 Wait.
你们听到了吗 You hear that?
听起来像... It sounds like...
咔嚓咔嚓的声音 是什么 clicking. What is that?
我什么都没听到 I don't hear anything.
兰德尔 Randall?
好吧... Okay. Uh...
反正他这个人本来就不怎么有趣 那... He was never any fun to play with anyway, so...
-有人要我从厨房带点什么吗 -我不用了 - Anybody need anything from the kitchen? - I'm good.
-该你了吧 -替我转就行 桑德伯格 - I think it's your turn. - Spin for me, Sandberg.
你最棒的一次接吻是和谁 Who was the best kiss you ever had?
简单 小奥 Easy. Liv.
小奥... 是指奥利维亚吗 S... So, is that Liv, like Olivia?
我交往过的对象总是会对我念念不忘 I leave an impression on people I date.
-好吧 -好吧 好吧 - O-Okay. - Okay. Okay.
好吧 算了 该你了 Okay. All right. It's your turn.
不 不 等一下 No, no, no. Hold on.
你带你的前男友来我们的家庭小屋吗 You brought your ex to our family cabin?
凯特 没关系的 Look, Kate, it's fine. I mean,
大家都有前任 对吧 没事的 everyone's got exes, right? It's... It's okay.
你这是怎么了 Uh... Who are you right now?
有人知道谁动了我的奶昔吗 Hey, anybody know what happened to my smoothie?
本来是准备了一天的份量的 It was supposed to last all day.
里面还加了顶级的蘑菇 Had these super top-shelf mushrooms in it,
它能让我心灵释放 really gonna open up my world.
现在半瓶都没了 Half of it's gone.
谁喝了 Who drank it?
儿子 Hey, son.
爸爸 Hey, Dad.
我们的生活 第一季 第九集
兰德尔 Randall.
兰德尔 你没事吧 Randall, are you okay?
凯特 他有事 Kate, he's not okay.
他应该是不小心喝了那蘑菇奶昔 He just accidentally drank mushrooms.
这东西绝对是安全的 不用担心 This stuff is totally safe, don't even worry about him.
他现在可比我们所有人都愉快呢 He's having a way better time than the rest of us.
你让我们的弟弟产生了幻觉 Okay, you got our brother high,
你没资格发表意见 you don't get an opinion.
兰德尔 兄弟 Hey, Randall, buddy?
你想... You want to, uh...
你想跟我们一起进去吗 want to come inside with us?
不 No.
爸爸 我不想进去 Dad, I don't want to go in.
好吧 Okay.
凯特 我们有他的车钥匙对吧 Yeah, Kate, we have his car keys, right?
-是的 在厨房里 -好的 - Yeah. They're in the kitchen. - Okay.
要不这样 我们先... Um, tell you what. We're gonna, um...
我们先进去了 we're gonna head inside.
一会儿再过来看你 好吗 We'll check on you in a little bit, all right?
好的 Okay.
他没事的 He's fine.
-是吗 -是的 他没事 - Is he? - Yeah, yeah. He's... he's good.
要不是你们几个小子老往上面丢东西 You know, If you kids weren't always throwing stuff up here,
排水槽也不会这么容易就坏了 maybe this gutter wouldn't be broken.
我们得谈谈妈妈的事 We need to talk about Mom.
什么 Yeah?
从我很小的时候起 Ever since I was a baby,
她就认识我的亲生父亲了 she knew who my biological father was.
什么 What?
不 孩子 那是不可能的 No, kiddo, that's crazy.
是的 爸 听上去不可思议 Yeah, Dad. It is crazy.
但却是事实 It's also true.
我和你妈妈为你做了很多事 Your mom and I, we went through a lot for you.
她要是守着这么大一个秘密 For her to keep a secret like that?
一定会无法承受 That would destroy her.
爸 我已经找到他了 Dad, I tracked him down.
他叫威廉 William.
是我的生父 He's my biological father.
而且妈妈也承认了 And Mom admitted it.
爸爸 Dad?
练得不错 鞠躬 Good job, bow.
都学得不错 穿上鞋去找你们父母吧 Nice class. Get your parents, get your shoes.
艾赛亚 过来 Isaiah, come here.
怎么样 How's everything?
都学会了吗 Everything work out for you?
干得不错 All right. Good job.
练得不错 儿子 Good class, son.
-有什么能帮你的吗 -我找雷 - Can I help you with something? - Yeah. I-I'm looking for Ray?
-我就是 -你好 雷 我叫杰克 - Oh, yeah. That's me. - Hey, Ray. I'm Jack.
我朋友伊薇特介绍我来的 My friend Yvette told me I should come by.
她给我提过会介绍一位朋友来 She said she may be sending someone by.
她说你想给你儿子报名 You wanted to sign your son up for classes, she said.
对 这是我儿子 兰德尔 Yeah. This is my son, Randall.
很高兴认识你 Hey, my man, nice to meet you.
你之前学过武术吗 You ever studied any martial arts before?
没有 Nope.
也许你会成为又一个罗恩·范·克里夫 Maybe you want to be the next Ron Van Clief.
他是谁 Who's that?
把鞋脱了 我带你看看 Take your shoes off. I'll show you.
没事 去吧 Yeah. Go on.
这边 Right this way.
四届世界空手道冠军 Four-time World Karate Champion.
罗恩·范·克里夫大师 绰号"黑龙" 四届世界空手道冠军
李小龙称他为"黑龙" Bruce Lee used to call this guy the "Black Dragon."
要做到如此成就要花费很大的努力 Yeah, man. That's a lot of hard work that goes into that.
八届全美冠军 Eight time All American Champion.
你知道我同事伊恩吧 Hey. You know Ian at work?
大卫·鲍威 英国著名摇滚音乐家 患虹膜异色症
-两只眼睛颜色不一样那个 -就是他 - The one with the David Bowie eyes? - Yeah. Yeah.
就是他 Yeah, him.
几个月前 So, a few months back,
他以为他妻子出轨了 he thought his wife might be cheating on him,
于是他就雇了一个私家侦探跟踪她 so he hired one of those P.Is to follow her around.
我在想 要不... I don't know. I was thinking, maybe...
要不我们也雇一个 maybe we can do the same.
看能不能找到兰德尔的亲生父母 See if we can find Randall's parents.
杰克 我们已经谈过这个问题了 Jack. We talked about this.
我知道 你先听我说完 I know. I know. Look, just hear me out.
我们雇一个侦探 We hire a guy.
他可以查医院的记录 Okay? He checks hospital records.
看那天出生的婴儿有哪些 问问那些父母 Sees -- sees what babies were born that day. Talks to the families.
然后也许就能找到抛弃他的父母了 You know? Maybe he finds the people that gave him up.
然后呢 找到之后你想怎样 And then what? And then what are you hoping happens?
我是希望他能更看清 I'm hoping he gets a better understanding
真实的自己 of who he is.
我以为你就是为这个 I thought that's why you were taking him
才带他去伊薇特介绍的那家道场的 to the dojo place Yvette recommended.
听着 我可以每周带他去练一小时 Look, I could take him there for an hour every week,
他也可以在那里找到自己能崇拜的黑人 and he can see these black men that he can look up to.
可其他孩子 But those boys?
他们可以跟自己仰慕的黑人父母回家 They get to go home with those men.
他们从小到大 They get to grow up with this
都能对自己有着最深刻的了解 inherent understanding of who they are.
但他是兰德尔·皮尔森 Well, he is Randall Pearson.
他就是他 That's who he is.
他是我们的儿子 He is our son.
是我们的全明星 拳击小明星 He is our all-star, knockout boy
他应该拥有一切我们能够给予的 who deserves everything that we could possibly give him,
即使那意味着我们得把苦水往肚子里咽 even if that means sucking up our own feelings
只要能找到他的亲生父母 about him having birth parents out there somewhere
就能够填补他内心情感的空虚 that might fill this void that he's that feeling.
要是他父母是瘾君子怎么办 And what if they're drug addicts?
或是罪犯呢 还让他们见我们的儿子吗 Or criminals? We're gonna let them meet our son?
当然不了 这太荒唐了 Of course not. That's ridiculous.
你为什么连试都不愿意试呢 Hey, why are you against even trying?
需要帮助吗 Can I help you?
我是... I'm...
丽贝卡 Rebecca...
我没想过还能再见到你 I wasn't expecting to ever see you again.
我都不知道你是否还住在这里 I didn't know if you still lived here.
保护低收入者有屋可住而规定房租收费标准的公寓
这是房租管制公寓 Uh, rent control.
要进来吗 Would you like to come in?
我了解你这种女人 I know women like you.
自负的漂亮女孩 利用小凯这种男孩 Pretentious pretty girls who use guys like Kev
来...找乐子 to, you know, feel interesting,
通常专挑傻小子下手 because they're dating someone "Uncomplicated."
他才不是傻小子 He's not uncomplicated.
但有趣的是 你们一家人 But it is fascinating how you all make him
让他在家里扮演的就是这个角色 play that role within the family.
别对他和我的家人指指点点 Don't talk about him or my family
好像你很了解我们似的 like you know anything about us.
我知道你在拖他的后腿 I know you're holding him back.
我哥哥热心 人又好 My brother is earnest, and he's sweet.
我决不允许你伤害他 And you will not take that away from him.
凯特 凯特 我懂 好吗 Okay, Kate. Kate, I understand, okay?
你是嫉妒了 You're jealous.
嫉妒你吗 Of you?
天啊 少臭美了 God, get over yourself.
你是这个世界上我最不想 You are the last person in the world
《怪诞星期五》是一对母女对调身体后的故事
对调身体的人了 that I would want to Freaky Friday with.
你是嫉妒他 他在改变 Of him. He's changing.
这让你很害怕 因为你也很想改变 And that's scary for you because you want to change too.
抱歉 我看起来像害怕吗 I'm sorry. Do I look scared to you?
你害怕的是 即使减肥成功 You're scared that you'll lose all the weight,
还是什么也没改变 对吗 and that nothing will have changed, right?
然后你会发现 一直以来 That you will discover that the person
这就是真实的自己 who you've always been is who you truly are.
而你对未来生活的一切梦想 And all your dreams of the kind of life you're gonna lead
不过是自欺欺人的谎言 one day are nothing more than lies you've told yourself.
我懂 I get it.
这很可怕 It's scary.
如果我是你 我肯定吓坏了 I mean, if I were you, I'd be terrified.
相信我 Trust me.
你不了解我这样的女人 You don't know women like me.
看看兰德尔 你觉得他在那儿没事吧 Look at Randall. You think he's okay out there?
也许我们该让他进来 I mean, maybe we should go get him or something.
不知道 怎么不去问问 I don't know. Why don't you ask
你的精神导师 那个毒舌的小贱人 your spiritual guru, Miss Hardcore Bitch?
-什么 -没错 - What? - Yeah.
她刚刚跟我说 就算我动了手术 She just told me that, if I have the surgery,
可能依然什么也改变不了 it might not change anything.
就好像这关她什么事似的 Like it's any of her freaking business.
好吧... Well...
什么好吧 "Well" what?
也许她说的有道理 Maybe she has a point.
-天啊 你站在她那边吗 -不 不是 - Oh, my God, are you taking her side? - No. No,
我不是站在她那边 我的意思是 I'm not taking her side, I'm just saying, you know,
我一直在说这个手术很危险 I've been saying all along this surgery is just dangerous.
你怎么回事 Who... Who are you?
那个拼了命追求真实的人哪里去了 Who is this guy trying so hard to be real
你看不出这些人有多虚伪吗 that you can't see how fake these people are?
至少他们很坦诚 好吗 At least they're being honest, okay?
你要是想站在这里 You want to stand there and pretend
假装一点都不怕这个手术 like you're not scared of this surgery
或是你不在乎和托比分手 那么... or that you're A-OK with this breakup with Toby, then...
继续演吧 keep on acting.
你也一样 Yeah, well, you too.
因为你现在扮演的 'Cause you're doing a super job
就是个十足的混蛋 in your new role in Full Metal Jackass.
你不能在我们谈话时突然消失 You can't just disappear when we're talking.
我们把一切都给你了 You know, we gave you everything.
充满爱的家庭 The most loving family.
私立学校 Private school.
我们让你跟黑人打交道 We made sure you had black influences
帮助你了解自己的背景 to help you understand your background.
我们尽所能地给了你一切 We gave you everything we could.
所以我就只能是心怀感激 And all I was supposed to feel was grateful.
我就该闭上嘴感恩戴德 I was supposed to just shut up and be thankful
在我被亲生父母抛弃之后 that I had these great parents
有对好心夫妇收养了我 who wanted me when my birth parents didn't.
可事实上你们根本不想要我 But the truth is you never wanted me, either.
你到底在说什么 What are you talking about?
我只是你们夭折孩子的替代品 I was a replacement for your dead baby.
一直以来这就是我的地位 That's all I've ever been.
-你完全错了 孩子 -我这一生 - You got it all wrong, son. - You know, I've spent my life
都在追求完美 striving for perfection,
你知道为什么吗 爸 and you know why, Dad?
因为我生活在恐惧中 'Cause I live in fear.
如果我有一瞬间松懈了 That if I let up for a moment,
我就会想起自己是没人要的 I will remember that I am unwanted.
这样的话会有什么后果 And then what'll happen to me?
别这样 Stop.
兰德尔 看着我 别乱想 Randall. Hey, you come here. Stop.
我第一眼看见你 The moment I saw you,
就知道你是我的儿子 I knew you were my boy.
你不是一个选择 兰德尔 你是事实 You weren't a choice, Randall, you were a fact.
你绝不是替代品 儿子 你明白吗 You were never a replacement, son. Do you understand?
如果当时我知道那个抛弃我的人后悔了 If I had known that the man who abandoned me regretted it...
他想要回我... that he wanted me back...
那样所有的事都会不同了 that would've made all the difference in the world.
我很抱歉她欺骗了你 I'm sorry that she lied to you.
但这已成定局 所以你现在想怎么办 But we can't change that, so what do you want to do now?
该你了 快点 You gotta go for it, go for it.
厉害 真厉害 Big roll! Big roll.
我要让她和我一样痛苦 I want her to hurt as much as I do.
我在一家小乐器店的后台工作 Been working at a little music shop, in the back room,
做些打扫和修理乐器的活 you know, cleaning and, uh, repairing instruments.
挺忙的 It keeps me busy.
虽然也让我双手经常裂出口子 Although it keeps my hands cracked, too.
是一个戒所里的朋友帮我找的工作 A friend from N.A. got me the job.
戒所 N.A.?
戒毒互助所 Narcotics Anonymous.
我已经戒毒五年了 Been clean for over five years.
那太好了 That's great.
真为你感到高兴 That's really good for you.
凯尔 他怎么样了 How is he? Kyle?
事实上 我们给他改了名字 We... we changed his name, actually.
叫兰德尔 To Randall.
取自达德利·兰德尔 After Dudley Randall.
1914年出生美国黑人诗人
达德利·兰德尔 Dudley Randall.
那兰德尔最近怎么样 How's Randall, then?
他很好 他... He's good. He is, um...
他很聪明 非常聪明 He's really smart, very smart.
他喜欢数学和科学 还喜欢特种部队人偶 He loves math and science, he loves G.I. joe, he...
我丈夫上个月去外地出差了 My... my husband went out of town for work last month
这是第一次 and it was for the first time
他不在家里过夜 he's ever been away from home for the night.
然后兰德尔跑来和我一起睡 And Randall slept in my bed with me.
不是因为他害怕 Not because he was scared,
而是因为他不想我害怕 but because he didn't want me to be scared.
他是个好孩子 He's a sweet boy.
非常非常好的孩子 He is a very, very sweet boy.
过去的九年我一直在想 Spent the last nine years wondering
自己做的到底对不对 if I did the right thing.
但我甚至不知道你姓什么 But I didn't even know your last name
也无法在电话簿上找到你的名字 to look you up in the phone book.
现在看来我的选择是对的 Seems like it was right, though.
对他而言 For him.
他一直... He's, um...
他一直在问有关你的事 he's been asking about you.
他很想...见见自己的生父 He really... wants to meet his father.
所以我才来这儿 And so that's why I'm here.
我儿子想见我吗 My boy wants to meet me?
或许你可以找时间带他去店里 Uh, maybe you can bring him by the store sometime.
或许吧 Maybe.
-但我... -他喜欢音乐吗 - But I... - Is he musical at all?
不 No.
或许我可以教他点什么 Maybe I can, uh, teach him some things.
等等 我给你看样东西 Hold on, I want to show you something.
我知道这里不是丽思卡尔顿酒店 I know this isn't no Ritz-Carlton,
但欢迎他来这里 but he'd be welcome,
任何时间都行 you know, to come over any time and...
你为什么连试都不愿意试呢 Hey, why are you against even trying?
因为...要是他父母很优秀呢 Because what if they're great?
要是他们后悔抛弃了他 What if they regret abandoning him
想把他要回去呢 and they want him back?
听着 没人能把他从我们这里夺走 好吗 Look, no one can take him away from us, okay?
法律上 他就是我们的儿子 He is legally our son.
不 法律上来讲没人遗弃他 No. No one legally gave him up.
我们又没有什么 There's not some sort of
消防队的书面记录可查 杰克 fire station paper trail out there, Jack.
他的亲生父母有权要回他 His birth parents could have rights
但我不能 and I cannot,
我不能失去我的儿子 I cannot lose my son.
决不行 I can't.
我能弄张小床 I could get a cot
说不定他想在这过夜 if he wanted to stay over.
可能也会担心我晚上会害怕 Keep me from bein' scared at night, too.
找到了 Here it is.
虽然略显老旧 但... Seen better days, but...
丽贝卡 Rebecca?
抱歉 我没想躲起来 Sorry. Hi. I'm not, uh, hiding
也没乱翻东西 我只是想 or looking through stuff, I'm just trying
-找个有信号的地方 -没事 - to get a signal. - That's all right.
我只是来拿件毛衣 I'm just here to get a sweater;
奥利维亚觉得有点冷 所以... Olivia said she's cold, so...
我问你件事 Hey, let me ask you, uh...
说到奥利维亚 她和亚瑟怎么回事 Speaking of Olivia, what's the deal with her and Asher?
我恨她 I hate her.
我真的很恨她 I truly hate her.
你恨奥利维亚 You hate Olivia?
我都租好车准备去奥尔巴尼了 I rented a car to drive to Albany
因为我姐姐埃莉斯昨晚临产 because my sister Elise went into labor last night
她知道我租了车 就要我送她过来 and she knew I had it and asked me to take her here.
我答应了 因为她是我剧里的女主角 And I said yes, because she's the star of my play
我需要她喜欢我 and I need her to like me.
她想体验"真实的木屋之旅" She wanted an "Authentic cabin experience."
你知道我一直梦想着有天 You know where I have always dreamed about
带我即将出生的外甥女去哪里吗 taking my soon-to-be-born niece one day?
迪士尼明日世界 Epcot.
那是这世上我最喜欢的地方 It's my favorite place in the world
没有比那里更梦幻的地方了 and there's nothing more inauthentic
那里简直是理想种一尘不染 安定祥和的 than their perfectly clean, crime-free versions of
国际化都市 international cities.
我爱梦幻 I love inauthentic!
抱歉 I'm sorry.
我不该和你说这些 I shouldn't be talking to you about this.
没事 No. Um...
你们的小屋真的很不错 Your cabin is really nice.
谢谢你 Thank you.
我喜欢这个风铃 I like this thing.
有次夏令营我也做了一个 I made something like it at camp once.
祝贺你有了个外甥女 Is, uh... congratulations on your niece.
真是...太棒了 That's... awesome.
-所以... -谢谢 - So... - Thank you.
喂 Hello?
喂 Hi.
我没想到你还会接我电话 I... I didn't think you were gonna pick up.
是啊 我也没想到 Yeah. Uh... me neither.
我知道不该打给你 但是... I know I shouldn't be calling you, but...
天啊 兰德尔出现幻觉了 My God, Randall is seeing things,
凯文简直昏了头 而他的女朋友... Kevin has his head up his ass and his girlfriend...
我的天 她就是个女魔头 oh, my God, she is, like, this she-demon.
我甚至都不知道她是哪里人 I don't even know where she's from.
看吧 你还以为小屋之旅 See? And you thought the cabin
不会像恐怖片那样 wouldn't be like a horror movie.
是啊 Yeah.
很遗憾你今天过得不好 Well, I'm, uh, sorry you're having a hard day.
但我们现在还在分手吧 But are we still broken up?
是啊 Well, yeah.
那我就不能扮演那个安慰你的角色了 凯特 Well, then I can't be this person for you anymore, Kate.
抱歉 I'm sorry.
再见 Good-bye.
下一个才艺表演节目 For our next talent show act,
是由我演唱的《反反复复》 I will be performing "Time After Time."
上帝保佑她 Bless her heart.
天哪 看她多好玩 Oh, my God, look at her.
今夜大家共欢乐 Everybody Wang Chung tonight!
我的天 Oh, my God.
亚瑟 你尝尝这个南瓜 超好吃 Ash, you've got to try this squash. So good.
-确实很好吃 -对吧 - Mm. So good. - Right?
她竟然要演这个 I mean, this? Her?
这真是简直了 This is...this is everything.
多可爱 Super cute.
够了 Okay, I...
这到底是怎么回事 What the hell's going on over there?
首先 亚瑟 First of all, Ash,
别我妹妹凯特一出现你就发出怪叫 do not "Aw" every time my sister Kate comes on the screen.
我知道你是在取笑她 好吧 I know that you're making fun of her, all right?
这样可不好 That's not cool.
我知道你这一天都在取笑这间小屋 And I know you've been making fun of this place all day long.
这样也不好 你知道吗 Also not cool. You know what?
这里确实很旧 这就是地道的美国风情 It is quaint here. It is American.
但是你知道吗 我们就是美国人 But guess what? So are we.
当然了 你不是美国人 I mean, you're not, obviously,
但我想说的是 表现正常点不行吗 but my point is, what's wrong with being normal?
奥利维亚 你总说要真实 Olivia, you're always talking about... being real.
对吧 Right?
我们昨天的那一吻 That kiss that we had yesterday,
我得说 那就是真实的 let's talk about that for a second. That was real.
那种感觉是真实的 Those feelings were real
我知道你清楚这一点 and I know that you know that.
你被吓到了 这不奇怪 好吗 And it doesn't shock me that you're scared, right?
你吓坏了 所以你想破坏这种感觉 You are horrified and you're trying to sabotage it.
我理解你 但更糟糕的是 I understand that. But what might be worse than that
我觉得你这辈子都没经历过什么真实的事 is I'm not sure you've ever experienced anything real your entire life.
我开始觉得... I'm starting to feel like...
好像你总把自己依附于不真实的事情上 like you attaching yourself to something that's not...
你这副空虚的驱壳 a calculated act is just too much
只能适应做作的表演 for your empty human shell to handle.
我真为你感到悲哀 I feel sorry for you.
我们该走了 And that's our cue to leave.
我姐姐生了 My sister had the baby!
他们去哪了 Uh, where'd they go?
他们走了 Uh, they left.
就像英国脱欧一样 It was a Brexit.
我的车 My car!
如果把生气的程度做个划分 So, uh, on a scale of...
从把你芭比娃娃的头拧下来 you know, ripping off your Barbie dolls' heads
然后忘了藏在哪 and forgetting where I hid them,
到把沙司酱洒在你毕业舞会裙子上 to spilling marinara on your junior prom dress,
你现在多生我的气 how-how mad are we?
比舞会那次更生气 More than prom.
真的吗 Really?
好吧 Okay.
好吧 这是应该的 Okay, yeah, no, that's fair.
对不起 I'm sorry...
凯特 我为所有的事道歉 Kate, for everything, all right?
你对奥利维亚的看法都是对的 没错 You were right about Olivia, of course.
其实她对我的看法也是对的 Yeah, well, she was right about me.
要是我做了手术 而一切都没变怎么办 What if I have the surgery and nothing changes?
既然你这么想 那干嘛要冒这个险呢 If you think that, then why risk it?
凯特 手术有风险 Kate, it's dangerous,
这我跟你说过很多次了 that's what I've been saying the whole time.
因为 Because...
我更害怕不去尝试 I'm more scared of not trying.
就是为了专心减肥 我才和托比分手的 Because I broke up with Toby to focus on all of this.
我知道 也许这很蠢 I mean, maybe that was a stupid...
-我不知道 不清楚 -别试 拜托 - I don't know, I don't know. - No, come on.
我只是 I just...
不要去做手术 Don't do that.
我的天 Oh, my God.
我自己承受不来的 凯文 I can't do this alone, Kevin.
没有你们的支持我做不到 And I can't do it without my brothers.
不会的 You won't.
听到了吗 不会的 You hear me? Okay? You won't.
不可能 No way.
别这么想我 Not to make this... about me,
可以的话 你留在这里做吧 but... if you want do it here, you know...
我真的很需要你留下来 凯特 I really need you here, Kate.
我是说 我真的很需要你 I mean, I need you here bad.
看那边 Hey, look at that.
咱家的树 我们的名字还在上面 记得吗 The family tree. Our names are still there, you remember that?
看看我们的名字 Look at that, our names.
天哪 Oh, man.
-是用爸爸的小刀刻的 -我觉得挺酷的 - That's Dad's pocket knife. - I mean, that's kind of cool,
对吧 right?
"凯特在此" "Kate was here."
又是波罗的海 Oh! Baltic again.
我的手气可真差 I am on a bad roll-roll.
-妈 我要和你谈谈 -凯特 到你了 - Mom, I need to talk to you. - Kate, your turn, babe.
不对 她跳过一轮了 记得吗 Oh, no, she has to skip her turn, remember?
没错 That's right.
好吧 那就该我了 兰德尔 All right, so it's my turn. Randall?
-宝贝 麻烦给我骰子 -不 不 - Baby, can I have the dice please? - No, no,
你先听我说完 拿来 not until you listen to me. Here.
该死的 兰德尔 Damn it, Randall.
主人 Master.
非常感谢 Thank you very much.
第一条 你骗了我一辈子 One, you lied to me my entire life.
也就是13215天 That's 13,215 days.
坏运气 Bad roll.
坏运气 坏运气 Bad roll. Bad roll.
什么 Oh! What?
两点 Snake eyes.
-五百块 银行家先生 -没开玩笑吧 - $500, please, Mr. Banker. - Are you kidding me?
你确定你妈没作弊吗 Are you sure your mom's not playing dirty?
二 你明知道我需要什么并且你无法提供 Two, you knew I needed something that you couldn't give me,
而你却把能向我提供的人拒之门外 and you actively denied me the person who could.
原本威廉可以来听我的毕业演讲 Look, William could've heard my valedictorian speech.
他可以在我婚礼上弹奏钢琴 He-he could've played music at my wedding.
我孩子出生时 他可以在医院陪着我 He could've been at the hospital, when my children were born.
还有第三 第四 第五条 That's three, four, and five.
你把这一切都夺走了 You stole that from all of us.
-爆米花 -对啊 - Oh, popcorn. - Yeah.
你曾是我最信任的人 妈妈 I trusted you more than anyone, Mom.
可你却毁了我对你的那份信任 You have robbed me of the feeling of trust.
你明白这种感觉吗 Do you understand how that feels?
吼过她之后痛快点了吗 Feel better yelling at her?
没有 因为她根本不在乎 No, 'cause she couldn't care less.
拜托 你也为人父母 兰德尔 Come on, you're a parent, Randall.
你知道这些事没那么简单 You know that these things aren't that simple.
也许你看待这件事的思路完全错了 Maybe you're looking at this all the wrong way.
那我还能怎么看 What other way could there possibly be?
放松眼睛 透过表象 Relax your eyes and look through it.
真相就在你面前 It's there right in front of you.
怎么了 发生什么事了 What's is it? What's going on?
她有三个截然不同的孩子 She had three wildly different kids.
各自有不同的麻烦 Along with their own sets of problems.
我们的婚姻并非一直完美 Our marriage wasn't always perfect.
我必然也不完美 I certainly wasn't.
她也有她自己的问题要处理 And she had her own things to deal with, too.
但是她总是保护着我们 But she kept everything out.
尽力确保我们都平安 She always made sure we were all safe.
妈 Mom?
我们在 我们都在 We're here. We're right here.
小凯 Kev.
小凯 你听到了吗 Kev, do you hear that?
听到了 Yeah.
小凯 Kev...
你床上的是斯隆吗 is that Sloane in your bed?
你好 凯特 Hey, Kate.
-早上好 -早上好 - Well, good morning. - Good morning.
-早 伙计 -早 - Hey, man. - Hey.
昨天的药劲过去了吗 You recovered from yesterday?
没事了 Yeah.
既然你帮妈修东西 应该没那么生她气了吧 You can't be so mad at Mom if you're fixing stuff for her.
这不是为妈修的 It's not for Mom.
我是为爸修的 I'm doing it for Dad.
我们来是为了锻炼什么的 孩子们 ‭What are we here to build, boys?
身体 精神 团体意识 Body, spirit, community.
三大支柱 The three pillars.
今天开始前 我要向你们介绍一位新成员 Now, before we begin, we have a new member to initiate today.
兰德尔 Randall,
上前来 come over here.
各位父亲 Fathers.
兰德尔 你几岁了 孩子 Randall, how old are you, son?
九岁 Nine.
九岁 美好的年龄 Nine years old. Fine age.
你觉得你过得好吗 Do you think you have a good life?
-挺好的 -很好 - Yeah, I think so. - Good.
很好 希望你能一直过得好 Good, I hope you always have a good life.
不过随着年龄的增长 But as you get older,
你可能会觉得生活越来越艰难 you might start to find that things get harder.
这个世界并不总是美好的 The world isn't always a kind place.
尤其...对于我们这群人 Especially... for men like us.
好好看下在座的各位 Take a look at the people on this mat.
我们是你的同胞 We are your community.
当遇到险阻时 When things get hard,
我们会相互扶持 we are gonna be the ones who hold each other up.
作为兰德尔的父亲 你是他的主心骨 As Randall's father, you are his foundation.
过来趴下 做出俯卧撑的姿势 Come lie down, as if you're gonna do a push-up.
兰德尔 趴在你爸的背上 Randall, climb on your father's back.
杰克 你的背 Jack, your back
就是为了要"背负"你儿子的一生 was built to carry your son through life.
无论他遇到什么事 Are you willing to hold him up,
你都愿意支撑起他吗 no matter what comes his way?
-愿意 -证明给他看 - Yes. - Show him.
很好 继续 Good. Now keep going.
你愿意将这个男孩养育成男人吗 Are you willing to raise this young boy into a strong man?
愿意 Yes.
你愿意鞭策他 Are you willing to push him
让他成为最棒的自己吗 to be the best man in the world he can be?
愿意 Yes.
我不能失去我儿子 I cannot lose my son.
决不行 I can't.
听我说 Listen.
我不会让那样的事发生 I would never let that happen.
我不会让那样的事发生 懂吗 I would never let that happen, okay?
好吗 Okay?
-我保证 -我们需要做更称职的父母 - I promise. - We need to be enough for him.
我们需要为他做更称职的父母 We need... to be enough for him.
你愿意忍痛也要将他抬到 Are you willing to lift him to greater heights,
更高的地方吗 even if it hurts?
愿意 Yes.
可以停下了 好了 You can stop. All right.
这样就够了 I think that's enough.
我不会停下 I won't stop.
亲爱的威廉 Dear William,
我很抱歉这可能会给你造成伤痛 但... I'm sorry for the pain it may cause, but...
你不能见兰德尔 you cannot meet Randall.
这样是为了他好 This is for the best for him.
因为他... because he has...
有一个非常棒的父亲 an extraordinary father
给予他想要的一切 who gives him everything he needs.
我希望这能给你慰藉 I hope you take comfort
就是我们很爱兰德尔 in knowing just how loved Randall is.
《写给儿子的诗》 威廉·希尔著
我花了一天的时间列出的单子 I have here a list of all the reasons I came up with
上面写得很清楚 36年来 in the past day for why you have destroyed me
你隐瞒威廉的存在是如何毁了我 by keeping William a secret for 36 years, okay?
拜托 亲爱的 请听我解释 Please. Sweetheart, please let me explain,
我... I, uh...
这个秘密你守了36年 You kept that secret for 36 years.
独守秘密一定很孤独吧 That must have been incredibly lonely.
不 No.
暂时还不行 Not yet.
我们圣诞节见 I'll see you at Christmas.