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你居然作弊 You f**king cheated?
但你是个书呆子耶 But you're, like, a nerd.
她真的是书呆子吗 她考试作弊 I don't know, guys. Is she? She's cheating on tests
在老师桌上搞男人 trying to bang a dude on a teacher's desk.
我倒觉得她是个坏女孩 I think she's, like, a bad girl.
现在我得去跟莱西校长 和荣誉委员会求情 Well, now I have a meeting with President Lacey
拜托他们不要开除我 and the Honor Board to plead my case so that they don't expel me.
你的生活真的是一团糟 Damn, girl, your life's a f**king mess right now.
- 贝拉‥ - 她说得对 真的很糟 - Bela... - No, she's right. It is.
船到桥头自然直 Well, it is all going to work itself out.
如果不直的话就‥ Okay, and if it doesn't, then...
就怎样 Then what?
我哪知道 我以为你们会接话 I don't know, okay? I thought you guys would jump in with something encouraging.
- 蕾登 - 天啊 - Leighton. - Oh my God!
咱们往好处想 好吗 Okay, let's focus on the positives, right?
期中考结束了 Midterms are over
今晚咱们要去禁止穿衣派对 玩个爽 and tonight we're going to rage our brains out at the Anything But Clothes party.
对‥ Yes...
我要用警示胶带缠成小洋装 暴露但有格调 I, for one, will be making a tasteful but extremely revealing mini dress made out of caution tape.
先警示各位 我会露屁股肉哦 And caution, I will be showing some ass meat.
吃饭时不要说屁股肉好吗 Can you please not say "ass meat" while we are eating?
蕾登 你太古板了 Leighton, you're so repressed.
表决一下“屁股肉”这个词 是恶心还是可爱 Table poll, is the phrase "ass meat" repulsive or charming?
- 我不喜欢 - 不是很好听 - I don't like it. - It's not great.
- 谢谢 - 好吧 - Thank you. - Okay.
尼可来了 我问他 Well, here comes Nico. I'll ask him.
不妙 他好像在生气 Damn, he looks kind of mad.
蕾登 我有话跟你说 Leighton, I need to talk to you.
我现在有点忙 能晚点说吗 I'm kind of busy right now. Can it wait?
不行 走吧 No, it can't. Let's go.
失陪 Excuse me.
- 我们会去偷听吧 - 会 - I mean, we're going to go eavesdrop, right? - Yeah.
大学女生的性生活
第一季 第 10 集
你无权去跟玛雅说三道四 You had no right to say anything to Maya.
你骗了我的两个朋友 有错的人不是我 You were cheating on two of my friends. I am not the one who was in the wrong here.
我只是不懂 你为何要这样对我 I just don't understand why you would do this to me.
拜托 没人对你怎样 这都是你自己搞出来的 Oh, please, no one did anything to you.
我只是帮你踩了刹车 You did this to yourself. I just put a stop to it.
真不希望他们为我吵架 I just hate thinking that they're fighting about me.
我觉得不只是因为你 No, I don't think this is all about you.
因为你搞了金柏丽 就是这个原因 Because you f**ked Kimberly, that's why!
对 主要是为了你 I mean, a good amount is about you, sure.
你懂个屁 你这辈子没有认真谈过感情 What would you know about this anyway? You've literally never dated anyone seriously in your entire life.
先是缠上柯瑞 约过一次会就对人家已读不回 Oh, you were all about Cory and then you go on one date with him, and you ghost him.
因为他很无趣 Because he was boring.
你看过他的IG吗 全都是夕阳的照片 Have you seen his Instagram? It's all sunsets.
是不是吵完了 没声音了 Do you think they stopped? I can't hear anything anymore.
好安静 It's so quiet.
- 我们才刚到 - 抱歉 我不是故意乱摸 - We just got here. - I'm so sorry my hand grazed whatever it grazed.
- 嘿 - 你们都听到了 - Hey. - Did you guys hear all that?
- 没有 - 没有 - No. - No.
宿舍的门很厚 No, the doors are very thick.
她们说谎 我在浴室都听到了 They're lying. I heard it from the bathroom.
- 艾瑞克 - 在上面 - Eric? - Up here.
- 你确定要留下来 - 对我确定 - You sure you want to be here for this? - Yeah, I am.
- 什么事 - 我们知道你对贝拉干的好事 - What's going on? - We know what you did to Bela.
还有卡拉 And to Carla.
我不知道你们在说什么 Okay, well, I don't know what you're talking about.
我什么都没做 I didn't do anything.
少来 Yes, you did.
你侵犯了我们两个 你心里明白 You assaulted both of us and you know it.
听着 你可以矢口否认 Look, you can deny it all you want
但我们相信她们 而且决定要开除你 but we believe them, and we made our decision. We're kicking you out.
等一下好吗 Wait, can we slow down for a second?
你们真的宁愿相信她 而不相信我 You're really going to take her word over mine?
她帮八个人打过手枪 The girl who gave eight hand jobs?
是六个 It was six hand jobs.
不管她帮几个人打过手枪 都和她的可信度无关 And who cares how many f**king hand jobs she gave? It doesn't make her any less credible, you shit.
你知道 我不会做这种事 Dude, you know I wouldn't do this.
所以这两个女人只是莫名其妙地中伤你 So two different women are just saying this to take you down for no reason?
这完全说不通 我们不会视而不见 It doesn't make any sense and we're not gonna ignore that. It's done.
- 我是共同编辑 - 你们不能说开除就开除 - You can't just kick me out. - I'm a co-editor.
是吗 Oh, really?
看来你不是编剧了 Looks like you're not anymore.
太好了 Yes!
现在我知道你为什么找我来了 Oh, now I see why you invited me over.
我只是想要你的肉体 I'm using you for your body.
你打算怎么做 What are you gonna do about it?
我打算主动配合 I'ma go willingly. That's what I'm gonna do.
我在脱上衣 I'm taking my shirt off.
抱歉 在金柏丽的房间做 有点怪怪的 Oh, sorry. It's just weird doing this in Kimberly's room.
那是她的胸罩吗 Is that her big-ass bra behind you?
别看就好了 Just ignore it.
看我的胸罩 And look at my bra.
对 你的胸罩好漂亮 Yes, it is a very, very good bra.
要脱掉吗 Should I take it off?
- 我的天啊 - 对不起‥真的好怪 - Okay. Oh, my God, dude. - I'm sorry... It's just weird.
在同事的房间里做爱好怪 It's weird having sex in your co-worker's room.
她的熊猫娃娃在瞪我 Her stuffed panda is staring at me.
它叫潘妮 That's Penny.
别告诉我潘妮的名字 Don't tell me Penny's name.
惠妮 Whitney?
惠妮 你在里面吗 Whitney, are you in there?
- 天哪 - 怎么了 - Oh, my God. - What?
- 我妈来了 - 什么 - My mom is here. - What?
我妈在门口 My mom is at the f**king door.
- 快把衣服穿好 - 好 - Here, put your f**king shirt on. - Okay,
- 别用丢的 - 该死‥ - you don't got to throw it. - F**k... Oh, my...
妈 你怎么来了 我以为你有巡回签书会 Mom, what are you doing here? I thought you were on your book tour?
是的 但我想来找你问问这件事 I am, but I thought I'd make an extra stop over here to ask you about this.
我帮你把防毒软体装好了 Okay, I just finished installing your antivirus software. All done.
你的衣服穿反了 You put your shirt on backwards.
妈 这是迦南 他‥好吧 Mom, this is Canaan. He... Okay.
- 我先走 回头见 - 好 - I'm going to see you later. - Yeah, go.
阿金 你真会选时间 你猜谁来店里了 Kimmy-bean. Perfect timing. Look who's at the store.
三年级教过你的贾维斯老师 It's your third grade teacher, Mrs. Jarvis.
你好 贾维斯老师 Hi, Mrs. Jarvis.
我看不到她 I can't see her.
第四走道 她咳嗽 而且有痰 Aisle four. She's got a real deep cough. Very, very wet.
- 爸我有话跟你说 - 一切都还好吧 - Dad, I need to talk to you. - Oh, is everything okay?
我做了件很不好的事 I kind of did something bad.
金柏丽 不管是什么事 你都可以跟我说 Kimberly, whatever it is, you can tell me.
不管你说什么 都不会让我对你失望 There's nothing you could say that would make me disappointed in you.
我考试作弊被抓到了 I cheated on a test and I got caught.
可能会被退学 And now I might get expelled.
- 杀千刀的龟孙子 - 爸对不起 - Oh, Jesus f**king Christ. - Dad, I'm so sorry.
我知道我搞砸了 拜托 不要生我的气 I know I messed up. I... just please don't be mad at me.
我当然很生气 Of course, I'm mad.
阿金 你在搞什么 这不像你 What the hell, Kimmy? This isn't like you.
- 我知道 - 你到底在想什么 - I know. - What were you thinking?
问题就是我没在想 我太傻了 I wasn't, that's the problem. I'm so stupid.
- 我不知道要怎么跟妈说 - 老天 千万别说 - I don't know how to tell Mom. - Oh, God, don't do that.
把这当成我们的秘密 你妈会抓狂的 We can just keep this between us. She will lose her shit.
阿金 偶尔不完美没有关系 Kimmy, it's okay to not be perfect for once.
我也不完美 Lord knows I'm not perfect.
还记得我把阿公的骨灰忘在车顶上就开车了吗 Remember when I left Grandpa's ashes on the roof of the car and drove away?
爸 我爱你 I love you, Dad.
我也爱你 I love you, too.
那你得想办法解决这件事 But you got to find a way to fix this.
看看吧 We'll see.
妈 你为什么突然跑来 打电话来就好了 Mom, why are you just showing up like this? You could've called.
你也可以打给我 告诉我你的球队被卷入性丑闻 And you could've called me to tell me your team was involved in a full-blown sex scandal.
这件事还得由卡尔告诉我 让我觉得有点可疑 Little suspicious I had to hear about it from Carl instead of you.
卡尔 你搞什么鬼 Carl, what the hell?
妈 别浪费时间了 一切都很好 Okay, yeah, well, Mom, you're wasting your time. Everything's fine.
很好才怪 Everything is not fine.
你们队上的教练在猥亵球员 One of the coaches was molesting a girl.
天哪 没有人被猥亵啦 Oh, my God. No one was being molested.
我的意思是 他们两个都是成年人 I'm just saying. They were both adults.
而且事情结束了 他被开除了 已经离开了 And it's over. He's fired. He's gone.
惠妮 Whitney.
我不敢相信我会问你这个问题 I cannot believe I'm going to ask you this
但是你什么事情都不告诉我 but since you don't tell me anything about your life
是你吗 is it you?
- 不是 - 不然是谁 - No. - Well, then, who was it?
我得确定她没事 I need to make sure she's okay.
你跟她说什么 You told her what?
感情状态单身
杰夫 我再说一次 你表妹的笑话不好笑 Jeff, for the last time pieces about your cousin are not funny.
没人知道艾玛是谁 Nobody knows who Emma is.
她很爱马 也许可以找到笑料 She's, like, crazy into horses. There might be something there.
找不到的 There's nothing there.
贝拉 你写科学怪人是犹太人 参加寻根之旅的作品很不错 Bela, your piece about Frankenstein being Jewish and going on birthright is pretty solid. Good work.
其他人记得明天之前交两个构想 Everyone else, please make sure you send in two more ideas by tomorrow.
别忘了 收件人要加上新的共同编辑伊凡洁琳 And, also, be sure to CC our new coeditor, Evangeline.
你忘了说她是卡特兰社史上第一位女性共同编辑 Hello, you forgot to mention the first female co-editor in Catullan history.
- 对 - 鼓励一下 - Yes. - Come on, guys.
太棒了 Yes, girl!
我只想说 你们这样对莱恩太过分了 Hey, I just want to say I think the way things went down with Ryan was kind of f**ked up.
老实说 别人也这么想 And to be honest, some other people do too.
如果你想帮性侵犯说话 也许你也该离开 If you want to defend a predator maybe you should leave too.
我觉得不要再开除任何人了 I don't think we need to kick anymore people out.
你们只听信了片面之词 It was Ryan's word against someone else's.
但是因为莱恩的说法不合理 Ryan's word didn't make any f**king sense.
你不知道你在说什么 You have no idea what you're talking about.
莱恩离开你的收获最大 Says the girl who benefited from his exit.
- 你这是在开玩笑吗 - 各位冷静点我们继续开会 - Are you f**king kidding me? - All right, everyone. If we could calm down and get back to the meeting...
- 我要走了 - 别走 该走的是他 - Actually, I'm gonna go. - You should stay. He should go.
没关系 我想走 No, I want to go.
我来这里念书 是因为卡特兰社 I came to Essex because of The Catullan
但我觉得这是个馊主意 but I think it might suck.
这两个月我被说成荡妇 忍受校友的种族歧视 In two months, I've been called a slut I've been hate crimed by an alum
被男人用老二在背上磨蹭 had some dude's dick jammed into my back.
如果特兰社就是这样 那抱歉 我敬谢不敏 If this is what being on The Catullan is like I'm sorry, I'm good without it.
我想好要怎么跟纪律委员会说了 I've decided what I'm going to tell the disciplinary committee.
我要用引人入胜 真挚幽默的方式介绍我这个人 I'm going to present them with a compelling thoughtful, at times humorous statement on who I am
告诉他们我打算在错误中学习 and how I plan to learn from this experience.
拜托 我都要睡着了 你不能两手空空地进去 Bitch, I'm asleep. You can't go in there empty-handed.
如果要他们手下留情 你得带东西去 If you want them to go easy on you, you have to bring them something.
- 你是说点心吗 - 我是说证据 - Like treats? - Like evidence, honey.
考古题是从西塔会偷来的 对吧 You stole that test from Theta, right?
你不觉得荣誉委员会会想知道严重影响校誉的‥ Well, don't you think that the Honor Board would like to know about the large scale
大规模作弊集团吗 cheating ring that's infecting their beloved university?
- 你觉得我该告密 - 当然 - You think I should tattle? - Hell, yeah.
不是他们倒霉 就是你倒霉 It's them or you.
所以薇萝要假扮直女 So Willow's going to pretend to be straight?
绝对行不通的 Yeah, that's not gonna work.
你们要不要我参加禁止穿衣派对的行头 Hey, do any of you want my outfit for the Anything But Clothes party?
- 我不去了 - 为什么 - I'm not going. - What?
你不跟我们去派对 Wait, you're not going to the party with us?
惠妮得接吻病时 你还逼她去加勒比海之夜派对 You made Whitney go to the Caribbean Night party when she had mono.
- 我那时肺积水 - 贝拉 你一定要去 - I had fluid in my lungs. - Bela, you have to go. We're all going.
- 我们都要去 - 没办法 我的灵魂受伤了 - I can't. - My soul is crushed.
我的喜剧之梦破碎了 My comedy dreams are over.
看来我只能成为发明肠躁症疗法的阿宅科学家了 I guess now I'll just have to become a lame scientist who cures IBS or some shit.
你非去不可 You're f**king going!
拜托 那只是个派对 Dude, it's just a party.
才不是 It's not.
我要偷西塔会的考古题 交给纪律委员会 I'm going to steal the tests from Theta's closet and turn them over to the disciplinary committee.
- 妈呀 - 什么 白领罪犯一天到晚做这种事 - Holy shit. - What? White collar criminals do this stuff all the time.
我在上东区长大 可以证实这话百分之百正确 Having grown up on the Upper East Side I can confirm that is absolutely true.
听着 我现在好慌 真的很需要你们跟我一起去 Look, I'm just freaking out and I really want you guys to be there.
那当然要去 怎么能错过这场好戏 Well, all right, I'm in. I can't miss this shit.
咱们去偷考古题‥ Let's go steal some test...
你们谁要用这个帮我缠屁股 So which one of you guys wants to wrap this around my ass?
没人想 别指我 Nobody does. Stop.
- 她很乐意帮你 - 别闹我了 - She would love to do it. - You know what? Stop.
接下来我们就在他车上接吻 The next thing I knew, we were kissing in his truck.
而且不只是接吻 还用手摸来摸去 And not just kissing, hand stuff, too.
不想说的事不用说 You don't have to reveal any more than you want to.
没关系 我觉得说出来是很重要的 No, I think it's important that we all hear this.
他夺走了我的贞操 He took my flower.
好像说太多了 Okay, this is getting really personal.
她说得对 我不想逾越分际 She's right. I don't want to overstep boundaries
但你有什么需要 随时告诉我 but if you need anything, you let me know.
我现在只需要疗伤 All I need is to heal
但我已经开始了 but I'm on my way.
却斯参议员 你好 Senator Chase, hi.
我可以跟你合照吗 Could I please get a photo with you?
- 当然可以卡尔 - 她是你妈 - Of course. Carl. - That's your mom?
对 帮我们拍照 用我喜欢的角度拍 Yeah. Come on. Take a photo of us. Use that good angle.
- 他夺走你的贞操 - 我知道 - He took your flower? - I know.
我真的很厉害 是不是该去演戏 I'm deeply good at this. Should I do drama?
你的演技的确很棒 谢谢你帮我忙 You are shockingly great at this and I appreciate you doing it.
我才刚开始呢 Oh, I'm just getting started.
等你妈回来我要哭给她看 When your mama come back, I'ma make myself cry.
- 干杯 - 母狗 干杯 - Cheers! - Cheers, bitches.
贝拉 那是什么 Oh, Bela, what was that?
胡萝卜蛋糕烈酒在特价 It was carrot cake Schnapps. It was on clearance.
因为比马尿还难喝 Yeah, 'cause it tastes like shit.
- 我觉得还不错 - 是不是 - I kind of liked it. - Right?
舌头麻了 I can't get the taste out of my mouth.
来吧 Let's do this.
今天要大饱眼福了 Hell, yes, we're going to see some side dick tonight.
只希望我妈不会突然出现 I hope my mom doesn't show up.
她真的相信薇萝跟教练搞上了 So she really bought that Willow is hooking up with him?
我都差点相信了 I almost believed it.
大家好 Hello, bitches.
什么 What?
莉拉 你这身打扮太棒了 Lila, that outfit is awesome.
谢了 我跟学生中心拿了320个保险套 Thanks. It's 320 condoms from the student center
打算今天晚上全部用完 and I plan on using all of them tonight.
就从你开始吧 先生你好 Starting with you. Hello, sir.
要不要一人喝两杯 假装我们是朋友 Want to get two shots each? Pretend they're for friends?
- 好啊 - 四杯 - Yes. - Four.
- 打搅一下 - 什么事 - Excuse me. - Hi. - What?
如果你觉得很变态 我先跟你道歉 Sorry if this feels creepy.
但是我整晚都在看你 But I've been watching you all night.
我才来了六分钟 I've been here for, like, six minutes.
那是我人生中最美好的六分钟 And those have been the best six minutes of my life.
你很迷人 这身打扮也很有看头 Look, you're really charming and all of this is very impressive.
但是我今天晚上没兴致 I'm just not interested tonight.
那好吧 Fair enough.
姐妹连那个都看不上 你到底想怎样 Girl, if you say no to that, what the hell do you say yes to?
他有八块腹肌耶 He had, like, an eight pack.
- 好了 - 你知道我最喜欢腹肌 - Okay, all right. - You know me. The abs.
谢谢 Thank you.
要不要谈谈你跟我妈尴尬的初次见面 Should we talk about your humiliating introduction to my mom?
不要 这件事就别提了 永远别提 No... let's actually never talk about that again. Actually, ever.
我妈很咄咄逼人 抱歉 Yeah, she is way too much. Sorry.
我觉得还好啊 Doesn't seem like too much to me.
她为了确定你没事 还特别绕道来看你 She left her book tour to make sure you were okay.
显然非常关心你 She obviously cares about you a lot.
- 我不是想扫兴 - 我知道 毕竟是派对 - Not to dampen the mood or anything. - I... I know. We're at a party.
贝拉 可以跟你谈谈吗 Hey, Bela, can we talk to you?
可以 没事吧 Yeah. Is everything okay?
后来会开得如何 How was the rest of The Catullan meeting?
你一走就结束了 It sort of ended right after you left.
大家都在生我的气 So was everyone mad at me?
你退社之后我跟乔开始聊 Actually, after you quit, Jo and I started talking
- 我们也退社了 - 真的吗 - and we quit too. - Are you for real?
你说得对 那个地方很糟糕 Yep, you were right. That place is awful.
我赌不出两周 杰夫就会精神崩溃搬回康乃狄克 I give it two weeks before Jeff has a nervous breakdown and moves home to Connecticut.
他们怎么会到现在才有女编辑 And how the f**k did it take till now for them to have a female editor?
我们就是想找你谈这件事 Yeah, so that's what we wanted to talk to you about.
我们想跟你成立一个新的喜剧社团 We wanted to start a new comedy thing with you.
- 仅限女性参加 - 意下如何 - Ladies only. - What do you think?
太好了 超棒‥ Yes. Hell, yeah. Yes...
我很想做 但是又不想惹麻烦 I kind of want to do it but I also don't want to get in trouble.
想动手就趁现在 Okay, if you want to do it, you got to do it now.
现在没在注意 He's not looking. He's distracted.
- 好咱们走 - 走吧 - Okay, let's go. - Come on.
嘿 Hey...
快点‥这里在开派对 人多到不行 Okay, hurry up. It's a party. There's, like, a million people around.
我不是汤姆克鲁斯 没做过这种事 I've never done this before. I'm not Tom Cruise.
- 在这里 - 好 快 拿了就走 - Here they are. - Okay. Take it, let's go.
妈呀 所以你才穿袋子吗 Holy shit, is that why you wore that bag?
我还是有点脑子的 Your girl knows how to scheme.
好 Okay.
- 可恶完蛋了 - 不要‥ - Shit. - No, damnit, f**k. No...
搞什么鬼 What the f**k?
你们在做什么 What are you doing?
你说呢 What does it look like?
你们慢慢聊吧 I'm going to leave you both to it.
是因为你生我的气吗 Are you doing this 'cause you're mad at me?
- 我用考古题作弊被抓了 - 真的吗 - I got caught cheating with one of these. - For real?
- 要命 - 对 挺惨的 - Oh, shit. - Yeah, it's not great.
我要把这些交给纪律委员会 请他们手下留情 So I was gonna hand these in and try and save myself.
- 应该的 - 你是说真的 - You should. - Seriously?
如果能让你不被退学 那就很值得 I mean, if it helps you not get expelled then it's worth it.
谢了 Thanks.
我还需要胶带 I could also use some duct tape.
他就让你把考古题带走 So he just let you take the test?
- 对 - 真好 - Yeah. - That's so cool.
对呀 没想到他这么好 Yeah, that is surprisingly cool of him.
那是艾瑞克 Oh, my God, that's Eric.
他今天开会时帮我说话 He really stood up for me today.
等一下 Wait a minute.
艾瑞克‥ Eric...
贝拉 你穿的是什么 Bela? What are you wearing?
警示胶带 Oh, it's caution tape.
看得出来 Yeah, I can see that.
- 还好吗 - 糟透了 - So how's it going? - Bad.
我跟最好的朋友决裂 I had to irrevocably end my relationship with my best friend
必须搬离我住的公寓 因为公寓是他的 and I have to move out of my apartment because it's his.
社上的好编剧全走光了 所以今天不太顺 And we lost all our good writers. So not the best day.
对 说得通 Right, that makes sense.
- 你要住哪里 - 不知道 - Where are you gonna live? - I don't know.
- 我可以跟爸爸们要房租 - 爸爸们 - I could ask my dads for rent money. - Dads?
对 我有两个爸爸 Yeah, I have two dads.
- 真好玩 - 你觉得有两个爸爸很好玩 - Oh, that's fun. - You think it's fun that I have two dads?
- 对 - 对 是挺好玩的 - I do. - Yeah, I guess it's kind of fun.
该走了 我朋友还在等我 Well, I should go. My friends are waiting for me.
- 那就下次见了 - 好 - But maybe I'll see you around? - Yeah.
好 All right.
妈呀 好冷 Damn, I'm freezing my ass off!
- 嘿 - 嘿 - Hey. - Hey.
抱歉突然来找你 I'm sorry to show up unannounced.
我可以进去吗 Can I come in?
我觉得不太好 I don't think that's a good idea.
为什么 你家有别人 Why? Someone else here?
没有 我只是觉得不太好 No. I just don't think it's a good idea.
好 Okay.
我只是‥我是来告诉你‥ Well, I just... I came to say that I...
我真的很想你 That I really miss you.
如果你现在说 你也很想我 会很好 And this is where it would be great if you could say that you also miss me too.
我是很想你 但是‥ I do miss you, but...
我也想往前走 I also want to move on.
我也说过 我不能走回头路 所以‥ And like I said, I don't want to go backwards. I can't, so...
你也必须往前走 you need to move on too.
- 我准备了一份声明有点长 - 没关系 金柏丽 - I prepared a statement. It's...it's kind of long. - It's okay. Kimberly,
我们要先问你几个问题 let's just start with some questions.
你是否在班尼特教授的期中考中作弊了 Is it true that you cheated on Professor Bennett's midterm?
- 对 - 班尼特教授有说清楚‥ - Yes. - And was Professor Bennett clear about what materials were
- 考试的规定吗 - 有 - and were not allowed during the test? -Yes.
- 你知道你的行为是错的吗 - 知道 - So did you know that what you were doing was wrong? - Yes.
这些问题让我好难堪 Boy, I don't like how these questions are making me look.
你明显地违反了艾赛克斯的荣誉规范 Well, what you're describing is a clear violation of Essex honor code.
- 我们不会等闲视之 - 我知道我搞砸了 - We take that very seriously. - I know. I messed up.
但我平常不是这样 我这辈子没有惹过麻烦 But this isn't me. I've never been in trouble in my life before.
但是我念得很吃力 But I'm just kind of struggling here.
课程内容很精彩 但是好难 The classes are amazing, but they're hard.
至少我是这么觉得 At least I think so.
我也希望能有好成绩 但我每周要上班五天 And I want to do well, but I also work
才能负担这里的学费 five days a week just so that I can afford to go here.
我不是在找借口 或是抱怨家境不好 And I don't mean to make excuses
但你们不知道 我们家费了多大的劲才让我来这里 or complain about being poor, but you have no idea how hard it was for my family to send me here.
我妈把钢琴卖了 感觉真的很糟 My mom had to sell her piano, and that really sucked.
但是没关系 我没事的 And that's fine, it's fine, I'm fine.
这是我们家的现实 It's who we are.
但这让我压力很大 觉得必须要有好成绩 But I guess that's why I feel so much pressure to do well.
我知道我的行为是错的 我以后也不会再犯 I know what I did is wrong and I won't do it again
但是艾赛克斯的学籍是我的一切 but my spot at Essex means everything to me.
我绝对不能失去 I can't lose it.
我应该用“绝对不会再犯”做结尾 I should've ended with the "I won't do this again" thing.
我绝对不会再犯 I won't do this again.
好 谢谢你的声明 Okay, thank you for your statement.
你还有什么话想说吗 Is there anything else you'd like to share?
其实有 Actually, yes.
宝贝 我要跟你道歉 Baby, I want to apologize.
我看了报道 马上就认定是你 I saw that article and I assumed the worst of you.
没关系的 It's okay, Mom.
不对 有关系 No, it's not okay.
我因为工作 一切都被放大检视 I get scrutinized so much in my line of work.
如果我小露乳沟 马上就会被保守派出征 If I show half an inch of cleavage I am a headline on Bride Bark.
所以对你特别严格 但是这不公平 And it makes me so much stricter on you which is unfair.
你不该为我的事业付出代价 You shouldn't have to pay the price for my career.
- 你是个好孩子 - 是我做的 是我 - You are a good kid... - I did it. It was me.
我就是那个女孩 I was the girl.
哪个女孩 Which girl?
跟教练有婚外情的女孩 The one who had the affair with the coach.
薇萝只是个幌子 Willow was just pretending for me.
- 她是女同志 - 什么 - She's gay. - What?
我知道她的演技很好 I know. She was very convincing.
我说的不是那件事 You know that's not what I was talking about.
你居然‥ You had an...
你居然跟足球教练有不伦恋 You had an affair with your soccer coach?
你不仅没告诉我 还说谎骗我 How could you have kept this from me and lied to me about it?
- 我知道不应该 但是我恋爱了 - 我好难过 - I knew it was wrong, but I was in love with him. - I am so upset.
我知道你在生我的气 对不起 I know you're angry with me. I'm sorry.
- 我不是有意‥ - 我不是在生你的气 - I never meant to... - I'm not angry with you.
是在生自己的气 I'm angry with myself.
妈 我不想让你失望 Mom, I didn't want to disappoint you.
我怎么能让这件事发生 How could I have let this happen?
我是你母亲 应该要保护你才对 I'm your mother. I'm supposed to protect you.
但反而让你觉得 有必要瞒着我 Instead, I made you feel like you had to keep this a secret.
我只是‥ I just...
我以为可以自己处理 I mean, I thought I could handle it by myself.
宝贝 你不用只挑好事跟我说 Baby, you don't only have to tell me the good things.
不好的事也能告诉我 I'm also here when things are bad.
不好的事一定要告诉我 Especially when things are bad.
听着 我不用马上离开 Listen, I don't have to leave for a while.
要不要跟我回饭店继续聊 Would you like to come back to my hotel and talk some more?
- 好主意 - 好 - Yeah, that sounds good. - Okay.
你说你朋友薇萝是女同志 So you trying to tell me your friend Willow is gay?
对啊 她的演技很厉害 I know. She's an amazing actress.
纪律委员会听证会如何 你哭了吗 How did the disciplinary hearing go? Did you cry?
一点点 回来的路上哭得很厉害 I cried a little, and then a lot on my way home.
金柏丽 Kimberly.
- 你把考古题交给他们了吧 - 对 - You gave them the tests though, right? - Yeah.
我觉得你不会有事 I think that it's gonna be fine.
我看了22季的“特案组” 学到两件事 If seasons 1 through 22 of SVU have taught me anything
一是克里斯马隆尼超酷 二是提交证据永远有用 is that Chris Maloney can get it and that turning over evidence always works.
- 希望如此 - 我也是 - I hope so. - Me too.
我约了伊凡洁琳和乔 All right, I'm gonna go meet up with Evangeline and Jo.
其他人呢 Okay, where are the others?
惠妮出去了 蕾登好像还在床上 Whitney's out and I think Leighton's still in bed?
蕾登还在床上 都快中午了 Leighton's still in bed? It's almost noon.
对 Yeah.
- 蕾登 - 拜托你走开 - Leighton. - Go away please.
你在哭 Are you crying?
- 我没事 - 怎么了发生什么事情 - No, I'm fine. What's going on? - What's wrong?
我本来在跟某人交往 但是被我搞砸了 I was seeing someone and I f**ked it up.
我搞砸是因为我这个人一团糟 I f**ked it up because I am f**ked up.
我不知道你在跟别人交往 I didn't even know you were seeing someone.
但你绝对不是一团糟 But you're not f**ked up.
你是我认识头脑最清楚的人 You're like, the most together person I know.
你聪明 漂亮 You're so pretty and you're so smart.
如果这个男的蠢到看不出来 那是他的损失 And if this guy's too stupid to see that then it's his loss.
好吗 Okay?
别哭了 不值得为那个男的掉眼泪 Don't cry. He's not worth it.
不是男的 是女生 我是同志 It wasn't a guy. It was a girl. I'm gay.
蕾登 Oh, Leighton.
- 还有别人知道吗 - 没有 - Does anyone else know? - No.
你会告诉我 让我有点惊讶 Wow, I'm surprised you're telling me.
我也很惊讶 Yeah, well, me too.
我很为你骄傲 I'm really proud of you.
我不想这样 I don't want to be like this.
金柏丽 这真的好可怕 Kimberly, it's terrifying.
我不想改变我的人生 I don't want my whole life to change.
我明白 出柜感觉是件很可怕的事 I get it. Coming out seems really scary.
但是我觉得‥ But I think...
你必须当自己才会快乐 the only way you can be happy is if you're yourself.
你是个好人 You are a really good person.
你也是 So are you.
你告诉我 不是因为我可能会被退学吧 You're not just telling me this because there's a chance I might get expelled soon, right?
- 不是 至少我觉得不是 - 好 - No, at least not on any level that I realize. - Okay.
还记得昨晚跟蕾登搭讪的帅哥吗 Remember that thick-necked hottie that hit on Leighton last night?
我查了他三年来的IG 结果 发现这个 Well, I am three years deep into his Insta and I just found this.
- 天啊 - 对吧 - Oh, my God. - Right?
蕾登 千万别放过他 Leighton, you got to ride this dude like a log flume.
我觉得蕾登可以找到更好的人 I think Leighton can do better.
更好的人 你看他的人鱼线 Do better? Look at his V muscles.
惨了 我刚收到荣誉委员会的电邮 Oh, shit. The email from the Honor Board came in.
他们怎么说 What does it say?
我没有被退学 I'm not expelled.
- 太好了 - 天啊 - Yes! - Oh, my God.
- 太棒了 - 吓死我了 - That's great. - Scared me.
怎么回事 你怎么没有很高兴 Hey, what is wrong? Why aren't you happy?
我的奖学金被取消了 They revoked my scholarship.
我每个学期得多准备两万三千元 So I have to find an extra $23,000 a semester.
导 演 丽莎·约翰逊
大学女生的性生活 第一季 完
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