怎么了 What?
你在想什么 What are you thinking?
只是... I just...
说嘛 Come on.
- 我只是... - 别卖关子了 - I just... - Come on.
我不敢相信我们做爱了 I just can't believe you did that.
我知道 I know.
婚礼
- 真高兴见到你们 - 好开心 - So good to see you! - We're over the moon.
很高兴见到你们 那人谁啊 Good to see you! Who was that?
衬衫不错 Love the shirt.
- 是... - 别碰 - Is this the, um... - Don't!
会弄掉的 It'll come off.
谢谢 Thank you.
你把牧师怎么了 What's happening with the priest?
没怎么 Nothing.
你们能来救我实在是太好了 Ooooh! So good of you to come and get me!
- 救你 - 看望我 - Get you? - See me!
- 嗨 杰克 - 克莱尔在哪里 - Hi, Jake. - Where's Claire?
就这里 Just there.
你爸爸就在那边 Your dad's just down there.
裙子很漂亮 Nice skirts.
你们想听煽情的话吗 Do you need me to say anything emotional about today?
- 不 不用了 - 不用了 谢谢 - No, no. We're good. - I think we're all right, thanks.
你喝龙舌兰吗 我去拿一杯 Do you want tequila? I'm going to get one.
你好 很高兴... Hi! Nice to...
科莱尔怎么样了 How was Klare?
他对我很是痴迷 Well, he's crazy about me.
- 简直是场噩梦 - 噩梦 - So, that's a nightmare. - Nightmare.
反正他今天就回芬兰了 松了口气 He's back to Finland today, anyway, which is good.
没关系 一点关系也没有 It's fine, it's totally fine.
听起来确实没关系 Sounds like it's fine.
是啊 It is.
今天会很顺利吧 It's going to be a lovely day, isn't it?
恐怕是的 I'm afraid so.
这是我一位非常有趣的朋友 丹尼尔 聋哑人 This is my very interesting friend Daniel, who's deaf.
我在一个学生画廊开幕式上认识他的 I picked him up at a student gallery opening.
特别棒 Utterly fascinating.
啥也听不见 Can't hear a thing,
却会用绝妙的手语和唇语跟人交流 but is a fabulous physical communicator through hands and lips.
太可爱了 Oh, I love that!
这是我超牛的朋友 弗朗辛 And this is my extraordinary friend Francine,
肯定是拉拉 she's a lesbian.
这是阿西夫 你应该没见过 亲爱的 And this is Asif, my bisexual, Syrian refugee friend,
我的双性恋 叙利亚难民朋友 who you haven't actually met yet, darling.
阿西夫 他就是 And, Asif, this is, um...
我的天 Oh, my God.
就是... This is... this is...
天哪 我竟然... 我总是叫你亲爱的 God, how extraordinary. I just, I always call you darling.
我一生的挚爱 This is the love of my life!
我该把这个放哪 Is there somewhere I can put this?
都说了不要礼物 你真贴心 We said no presents! Oh, you're such a sweetheart.
她就爱打破规则 She's a natural rule breaker.
今天可不行 Not today!
我一直在试着改变自己 Ah, well I've been trying to get rid of it for ages.
谢谢 Thank you.
我要在垃圾桶旁打开它 I'm going to open it over a bin,
这样就有地方丢包装啦 so I've got somewhere to put the paper.
过来一下 Um, come with me!
你缺服务员吗 还是需要我... Uh, are you short on staff or where, do you need me, or...?
没有 我只是好奇你今天又准备闹哪样 No, I just wondered if you had a little show planned?
- 什么 - 没事找事啊 - What? - Well, you normally do.
如果你今天又要搞事情 And I wondered if there was anything
麻烦提前告诉我 I might need to know about, that might happen later?
没有 No.
那就好 Good.
如果你控制不住你自己 还请告诉我 Well, let me know if you change your mind.
因为今天是我一生中最重要的日子 Because today is the most important day of my life
我非常爱你的父亲 and I love your father very much.
而且我想将来你宁愿 And I imagine you'd rather have me
让我来照顾他 looking after him in the years to come
而不用你自己动手 than having to do it yourself.
所以 不要再流产了 So... no more miscarriages.
它很贵重 It's worth a lot.
所以... So...
谢谢 Thank you.
我要把她放回到她原来的架子上 I'll go and put her straight back on her shelf.
你知道吗 我总是很奇怪 我这么多作品 Do you know, I often thought it strange that of all my pieces
你为何偏偏选了她 you chose to take her.
为什么 Why?
因为原型是你母亲 She was based on your mother.
物归原主真是太好了 So nice to have her back in the house.
- 天呐 你在这儿 - 我操 天呐 - Oh! Oh, God. Fuck, you're here. - Oh, fuck! Oh, Jesus.
我以为是只狐狸 原来是你 I thought you were a fox. You're not.
我不知道你在... No, are you? I didn't know you were...
没事 我没事 抱歉 No, no, I'm fine, sorry.
我只是不想... 我在练习祝词 No, I just didn't want to, I'm practising the homily.
- 练得怎么样 - 不太好 我不能... - How's it going? - Not good, not good. I can't, I can't...
你真美 You look lovely.
谢谢 你也是 Thank you. So do you.
一会儿我穿戴整齐后 Wait till you see me in the full shebang,
你一定会疯掉 you're going to lose your fucking mind.
等这事结束 我们就可以... We just need to get through this bit and then we can...
- 可以... - 是的 - We can... - Yeah.
- 我得去换衣服了 - 祝你好运 - Better get changed. - Yeah, good luck.
天呐 Oh, my God.
怎么了 What?
- 你嘴上全是唇膏 - 我靠 - You have lipstick all over... - Oh, fucking hell.
被人发现就完蛋了 擦干净了吗 That would not look good, has it gone?
还有吗 Where?
我的妈呀 Oh, fucking hell.
我不知道 不知道... I don't know, I don't know...
我不懂这种感觉 Oh, I don't know what this feeling is.
上帝还是我 Is it God or is it me?
我不知道 I don't know.
去你的吧 Fuck you, then.
你那个牧师呢 Where's your priest?
不知道 I don't know.
你还好吗 You okay?
你说呢 Yes, well, um...
我讨厌我的丈夫 我爱的人要回芬兰了 I hate my husband and the man I love is on his way to Finland,
感觉很奇怪 so pretty weird.
你是来抢我风头的吗 Oh! Way to upstage the bride!
尽了全力 Tried my best.
袍子好帅 Cute dress.
看 Oh, look. Woooo!
我们时髦的牧师 This is our very chic priest.
你看出来了 真有眼光 Oh, good, I was aiming for chic.
- ...这边特别好 - 谢谢夸奖 - It's particularly good around the... - Thank you.
- 神父 你记得马丁吧 - 你好吗 老兄 - Father, you remember Martin. - Hey, how you doing, man?
有点紧张 马丁 Bit nervous, Martin.
- 杰克 你见过的 - 杰克 你好吗 - And you know Jake. - Yes, hello, Jake. How are you?
这位是露西 很风趣 And this is my very interesting friend Lucy,
她是主教代表 who is a surrogate.
- 你好 - 怪怪的 - Hello. - Oh, weird.
这是我喜怒无常的继女 And this is my unstable step-daughter,
她刚流产 who's had a miscarriage.
- 很高兴又见面了 - 我也是 - Nice to see you again. - You too.
你知道的 你当时在场 But you knew that, you were there.
流产的是我 It was my miscarriage.
啥 What?
是他妈的我流产了 It was my fucking miscarriage.
是吧 我就知道你们觉得很搞笑 Yes, I thought you'd find that funny.
真有意思 How interesting.
她只是在帮我打掩护 She was just covering for me.
你怀孕了 What, we were pregnant?
- 是的 怀了几周 - 孩子是我的吗 - For a few weeks, yes. - It was my baby?
打断一下 流产的不是你 Sorry, so you haven't had a miscarriage?
不是我 抱歉 No, sorry.
这他妈究竟是怎么一回事 Wait, what the fuck is going on here?!
孩子是我的 I...It was, it was my baby?
应该是你的孩子 I guess it was your baby's way of saying
不想要你当他爹吧 it didn't want you as it's father.
就像金鱼不想待在鱼缸里 Like a goldfish out of the bowl sort of thing.
抱歉 不管是谁流产了 Sorry, but whoever had a miscarriage,
请去厨房讨论 could you take it to the kitchen, please?
不行 别跟着我 杰克 No! Don't follow me, Jake.
还有 我俩到此结束 Oh, and this is over.
你走吧 You're leaving me.
- 冷静 - 现在就走 - No, no, no. - Yes!
你喝醉了吗 Are you drunk?
- 是又怎样 - 你清醒吗 - Yes. - Are you sober?
还行 你能不能滚远点 A bit. Could you just fuck off?
- 没门 - 不 我就待在这儿 - Oh, absolutely not! - Okay, no, no. I'm staying right here.
我们离婚吧 I want you to leave me.
听我说 我只是... Listen to me, I just, I have...
又要发表长篇大论 I think he has a little speech.
我确实有很多话想说 ...I have a little speech that's building here.
我明白你的小心思 Now, I know you look at
你觉得我只是一个胡子拉碴的混蛋罢了 me and you see a bad man with a big beard.
你嗜酒如命 还跟我妹妹眉来眼去 You are an alcoholic and you tried it on with my sister.
没错 Fine.
她生日那天 我是想亲她来着 I tried to kiss your sister on her birthday.
是我的生日 My birthday!
行 我搞混了 我也的确嗜酒如命 Fine! I mix up birthdays and I have an alcohol problem,
在这个操蛋的国家 谁又没有借酒浇愁呢 just like everyone else in this fucking country.
但我对你不离不弃 默默付出 But I am here and I do things.
我天天接送杰克 做复活节甜点 I pick up Jake up from shit, I make dessert for Easter,
打扫楼下的厕所 炒了那个聒噪的清洁工 I organise the downstairs toilet, I fired the humming cleaner.
你不也享受其中 You enjoyed that.
我还把车洗得干干净净 I hoover the car.
我把你的奖状都挂了起来 I put up all your certificates
你不跟我做爱 我也不怪你 and I don't make you feel guilty for not having sex with me.
我不是混蛋 I am not a bad guy!
我就是性格不好 但这不是我的错 I just have a bad personality, it's not my fault.
有的人天生性格就不好 Some people are born with fucked personalities.
杰克不就是 Look at Jake.
他怪里怪气的 但又不是他的错 He is so creepy, it's not his fault!
为什么要安排大管演奏 Why the bassoon!?
你知道大管意味着什么吗 You want to know what the bassoon is!?
救救我 It's a cry for help!
最大的问题是 你他妈根本就不喜欢我 The main fucking problem here is that you don't like me.
十一年来 我都为此心碎不已 And that has been breaking my fucking heart for 11 years.
我爱你 I love you.
我逗你开心 I make you laugh.
我很蠢 但我能逗你开心 I'm a douche, but I make you laugh.
你说过这才是最重要的 You said that that was the most important thing!
我觉得你最讨厌自己的地方 I think the thing that you hate the most about yourself
是你其实也爱我 is that you actually love me.
所以 除非你跪下来求我 So, I am not going to leave you,
否则我是不会离开你的 until you are down on your knees begging me.
求求你 离开我吧 Please, leave me.
天呐 Oh, man.
没想到你真忍心下跪 I didn't think you'd do that in that dress.
行吧 Right. Well...
那我也只能送你一句 I guess the only thing left for me to say is...
操你妈 Fuck you.
你对他做了什么 What have you done with him?
- 谁 - 你爸 - Who? - Your father.
婚礼马上开始了 怎么都找不到他 The wedding is about the start and no-one can find him anywhere.
想想办法 Can you do something?
拜托 Please.
求你了 Please!
- 我去花园 - 你去楼上 - Garden. - Upstairs.
爸 Dad?
爸 Dad.
我出不去了 I can't get out.
你可以的 爸 Okay, Dad, you can.
不行 这是个陷阱 I can't! It's a trap.
我卡住了 I'm stuck.
- 不是的 爸 - 我无能为力 - No, Dad... - I just, there's nothing I can do.
大家都会理解的 ...everyone will understand.
给他们每人一瓶酒带回家就行 Just give them all a bottle to take home.
说实话 他们能理解 Honestly, they, they'll be relieved.
我是说我的脚 卡住了 My foot... is stuck.
"大家都会理解的"什么意思 Everyone will understand?
帮帮忙 W-Will you help me, please?
- 怎么卡住的 - 帮我弄出来就行 - How is it stuck...? - J-Just help me get it out.
我简直惹祸上身 I'm gonna be in so much trouble.
你在这上面做什么 What are you doing up here?
我突然记起几周前 I... I just remembered that I'd left a...
在这里放了一个捕鼠器 a friendly mouse trap up here a few weeks ago
但我当时没检查好不好使 and I hadn't checked it.
所以我过来确认一下 And I just wanted to make
它有没有夹到老鼠 sure that one little chap hadn't got, uh,
看看老鼠被夹死没有 trapped in it and was, uh, was suffocating up here.
我知道该怎么弄 I think I've worked out what we need to do.
那赶紧的吧 Let's... Let's do it.
快点 Do it.
亲爱的 Darling.
只要你跟我说实话 我就帮你 I'll do it if you tell me why you're up here.
我只想听句实话 Just one honest answer.
我 啥意思 我没撒谎 I... What, what? I, I don't think...
一句完整的话 One full sentence.
我来检查捕鼠器 I was checking on the mouse.
爸 Dad?
你想逃婚的话 可以用咱妈的礼裙把你裹起来 Do you want to make a run for it? I can smuggle you out in one of mum's dresses.
我承认你有这个胆量 You would, as well.
我知道 她不是一个 Look, I-I know she's not...
人见人爱的女人 ...everyone's cup of tea.
你也不是啊 亲爱的 And neither are you, darling.
我是说 我爱你 I mean, I'm sorry, I love you,
但我不确定 but I'm not sure that I like you...
我一直喜欢你 All the time.
对不起 Sorry.
我再奇葩 也是你亲生的 Hey, you created this monster.
你的性格脾性 不是来自我 You're not the way you are because of me.
我知道 I know.
是你妈妈把你塑造成了这样 You're the way you are because of her.
你千万不要丢掉它们 And it's those bits that you need to cling to.
好了 现在能把我的鞋弄出来了吗 Right, can you get my shoe out?
我只想让你们为我骄傲 I just want you all to be proud of me.
爸 我们为你骄傲 We are proud of you, Dad.
你有两个爱你的女儿 You have two daughters who love you,
虽然你不喜欢她们 even if you don't like them.
我喜欢克莱尔啊 I like Claire.
够了 爸 Jesus, Dad!
谢谢 Thank you.
走吧 Come on.
我觉得还是不行 I-I don't think I can.
走吧 振作起来 Come on. Buck up.
带上你的笑容和魅力 出去吧 Smiles, charm, off we go.
你比我们任何人都更懂爱 I think you know how to love better than any of us.
所以你才会觉得爱很痛苦 That's why you find it all so painful.
我不觉得痛苦 I don't find it painful.
他们来了 They're there.
好 去吧 去吧 Okay, go, go, go, go.
好了 爸 Okay, Dad.
别走 和我一起 No, no, no. Stay with me.
别走 Stay.
亲爱的 Darling!
抱歉 Oh, sorry.
大家下午好 Good afternoon, everybody.
感谢大家今天前来庆祝 Thank you for coming today, to celebrate the love between
这两位特别的人 喜结连理 these two very special people.
在我们开始之前 杰克想用大管 Before we start, uh, Jake has asked to play another piece
再奏一曲 on his bassoon.
我没法致辞 I can't do this reading.
- 那就算了 - 什么 - Don't do it. - What?
我来 I'll do it.
- 你去找他 - 我不能去 - You go and get him. - I can't go and get him.
- 为什么 - 太晚了 - Why not? - It's too late.
我不能逃掉我爸的婚礼 I can't leave my father's wedding.
他为什么偏偏叫"科莱尔" He's called "Klare" For God's sake
而且他已经在机场了 and he's already at the airport, anyway.
那你也去啊 Well, there you go.
机场狂奔这点儿小事你都不愿为他做吗 Is it running through the airport kind of love?
我不会去机场 I'm not going to the airport.
他会觉得我疯了 He'd think I was insane.
- 我是说... - 飞机场 - I'm just saying... - The airport.
我要怎么找到他 How would I even find him?
没有登机牌我都过不了安检 You can't get through security without a boarding pass.
- 不是 我不是说... - 我为了进门 - No, I wasn't suggesting... - I'd have to buy a dummy ticket
还得买张票 just to get through the gate.
我都不知道他的航班号 在哪个航站楼 I don't know when his flight is or which terminal.
就算我知道 Imagine if I knew that.
就算最后我站在他面前 Imagine him finding out I knew all that.
他在五号航站楼的药妆店买镊子的时候 Imagine if he was just in Boots buying a pair of tweezers
我突然出现了 in Terminal 5 and suddenly I was there,
"嗨 科莱尔" "Hello, Klare."
好吧 是有点尴尬 Yeah, okay, that would be intense.
能让我跑过机场的只有你 The only person I'd run through an airport for is you.
谢谢你 杰克 美妙的大管演奏 Thank you, Jake, for that beautiful bassoon piece.
特地为今天创作的 Uh, written especially for today.
名字叫做... I believe it's called...
"克莱尔哪去了" "Where's Claire?"
我觉得你们非常有勇气 I think what you guys are doing is amazing.
稍等 Sorry.
靠 我在干嘛 Oh! Fuck me.
抱歉 昨晚没睡好 I'm sorry, didn't get much sleep last night.
想对爱情发表自己的看法 So, it turns out it's quite hard to come up with something
真的挺难的 original to say about love.
但我还是想试试 But I've had a go.
爱情不是什么好东西 Love is awful!
爱很糟糕 It's awful.
很痛苦 让人害怕 It's painful. It's frightening.
让人自我怀疑 自我评判 Makes you doubt yourself, judge yourself.
把你从原本的生活中剥离 Distance yourself from the other people in your life.
让你自私 Make you selfish.
让你变得吓人 Makes you creepy!
让你不停摆弄头发 Makes you obsessed with your hair.
让你变得残忍 Makes you cruel!
让你说一些做一些你从没想过自己会做的事情 Makes you say and do things you never thought you would do!
你家牧师有点问题 There's something wrong with your priest.
大家都渴望爱 得到了 却又开始煎熬 It's all any of us want and it's hell when we get there!
怪不得我们都想在爱中给自己找个伴 So, no wonder it's something we don't want to do on our own.
我听说 如果我们生来就会爱 I was taught if we're born with love,
那么生活就是为它找个窝 then life is about choosing the right place to put it.
大家都这样说 People talk about that a lot.
"有感觉了" "有感觉了 就会水到渠成" It "Feeling right". "When it feels right it's easy."
但我不确定是否真的是这样 But I'm not sure that's true.
想知道什么是对的 需要勇气 It takes strength to know what's right.
软弱的人 不配拥有爱情 And love isn't something that weak people do.
浪漫的人 永远满怀希望 Being a romantic takes a hell of a lot of hope.
我觉得人们的意思是 I think what they mean is...
找到了你爱的人 ...when you find somebody that you love...
就像找到了希望 ...it feels like hope.
现在 马上 从过道出去 Go out the side way, now.
感谢你们让大家聚在这里 So, thank you for bringing us all together here today.
正如这本爱之书所说 To take words from this book of love,
凡是对上帝充满希望的人 be strong and take heart,
要坚强 也要用真心 all you who hope in the Lord.
让我们进入正题 Um, let's get on with the big bit.
你在这啊 Oh, there you are.
嗨 Hi.
不管了 Fuck it.
谢了 Thank you.
谢谢你 And thank you.
牧师在找你 Oh, the, uh, the priest is looking for you.
别让他伤心 Don't break his heart.
- 多谢你了 - 嗨 - Oh, thank you so much. - Hiya.
- 你要走了吗 - 其实 - Oh, are you leaving? - Oh, actually, well,
我以为你... I thought you were...
- 我去换衣服了 - 这样啊 - I was changing. - Oh, yeah.
你怎么回去 是要坐公交吗 还是... What do you do? Do you get the, get the bus or...?
对 我搭公交 Yeah, I get the bus.
- 在路边吗 - 就在路边 - On the road? - Just on the road.
- 我坐公交 - 好 - I go on the bus. - Cool.
- 再见 我的女儿 - 好的 - Well, bye, my daughter. - Okay.
再见 爸爸 Bye, Father.
再见 神父 Bye, Father.
- 拜 - 拜 - Goodbye. - Bye.
你讲得真好 You nailed it.
176路 四十六分钟到站
站牌根本不准 没准车一会就到 They always lie, it'll magically come in a minute.
他们俩真的很相爱 很甜 They're really into each other, those two, it's nice.
他们真的修成正果了 They really pulled it off.
你姐姐还好吗 Was your sister okay?
- 她好像有点紧张 - 对 她赶去... - She seemed a bit on edge. - Yeah, she... she had to run off...
- 工作 - 哇 好投入 - ...to a work thing. - Wow, dedicated!
工作狂 Addicted.
是上帝的旨意吧 It's God, isn't it?
是吧 Yeah.
该死 Damn.
你知道 最糟的是 You know, the worst thing is...
我他妈的爱上你了 ...that I fucking love you.
我爱你 I love you.
别别 没事 No, no, don't.
就让我稍微澎湃一下 No, let's just leave that out there just for a second on its own.
我爱你 I love you.
会过去的 It'll pass.
- 公交车也许不会来了 - 我走回去吧 - This bus is not magically coming. - I think I'll walk.
好 Okay.
星期天见吗 Uh, see you Sunday?
开玩笑的 你再也不准进我的教堂了 I'm joking. You're never ever allowed in my church again.
我也爱你 I love you, too.
走了 Okay.
176路 班车取消
# 我不停希望 # I just kept hoping
# 不停地希望 # I just kept hoping
# 生活会越来越好 # The way would become clear...
他往那边走了 He went that way.
# 我用尽全力 # I spent all this time
# 想要表现得更好 # Trying to play it nice
# 虽然现在的生活 # I found my way here
# 过得并不如意 # See, I've been having me a real hard time
# 我却觉得很好 # But it feels so nice
# 我知道一切都会变好 # To know I'm going to be all right
# 那我就继续做梦吧 # So I just kept dreaming
# 是啊 我就继续梦着 # Yeah, I just kept dreaming
# 其实不难 # It wasn't very hard
# 只是这些时日 # I spent all this time
# 我想要明白 # Trying to figure out why
我们与你同在
# 为何没人在我身边 # Nobody on my side
# 我自己过得很好 # See, I've been having me a real good time
# 没什么大不了 # And it feels so nice
# 我知道一切都会变好 # To know I'm going to be all right
# 只要我想 # Yeah, if I wanted to
# 一切都会变好 # I'd be all right