行吗 I don't know.
出来吧 Just come out.
- 我更喜欢上一件 - 我也是 - I prefer the last one. - Me too.
- 更含蓄 - 更优雅 没错 - It's a bit more subtle. - Elegant, yeah.
- 袖子空荡荡的 - 是的 - It's these bits, isn't it? - Yep.
- 那就上一件了 - 好的 太棒了 - Yep, last one, definitely. - Yep. Great.
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- 我特喜欢那件 - 是啊 - Really pleased with that! - Yeah.
- 那儿一夹住 - 超级完美 - Once it's nipped in there... - Oh, it'll be perfect.
他的胳膊 His arms.
- 你更喜欢婚礼还是葬礼 - 婚礼 - Do you prefer weddings or funerals? - Weddings.
好诱人 His arms.
我倒觉得葬礼让人谦卑 I think there's something humbling about funerals.
真的吗 Really?
是啊 思考来生很有益处 Yeah, it's good to dwell on the next life.
你真的认为会有来生 You really think there's a next life?
你相信什么 变成肥料吗 What do you believe? Worm food?
- 为什么 - 什么为什么 - Why?! - Why what?
他的脖子 His neck.
你本可以相信美好 Why would you believe in something awful when you could
却为何总执着于阴暗 believe in something wonderful?
别把我变成乐天派 会毁了我的 Don't make me an optimist, you will ruin my life.
- 你参加过很多葬礼吗 - 参加过几次 - Have you been to many funerals? - A couple.
性感 His neck.
你从未感觉他们去了某个地方吗 And you've never felt them go somewhere?
不觉得 死了就是死了 No, they were already gone.
诱人的脖子 His beautiful neck.
什么 What?
你刚说 诱人的脖子 You just said, "His beautiful neck".
没有 我说他们都去世了 No, I said that they'd already gone.
好吧 奇怪 Okay. Weird.
哦 对了 Oh, right, so...
你可能会觉得很痛苦 This might be your idea of hell...
但我觉得很特别 ...but I think it's kind of special.
诱人的脖子 His beautiful neck.
教友聚会 Quaker meeting.
不许说话 You're not allowed to speak.
如果圣灵让你说话 你必须起立 If the Spirit moves you to speak, you have to stand up
和众人分享 and share it with everyone.
非常认真 It's very intense.
非常安静 It's very quiet.
同时非常非常 It's very, very...
欲火焚身 ...erotic.
我觉得 I think...
十一月我要回家 I'm going to go home in November.
我觉得 I think.
他在想什么 What's he thinking?
他到底在想什么 What's he thinking?
我不觉得... I don't really think it's...
我没感觉到... I'm not really feeling the...
我不觉得对我有什么影响 I don't think it's really affecting me...
老天 Oh, my...
我的神啊 天哪 天哪 Oh, my God, oh, my God, oh, my God.
我要说什么 我该说什么 What am I going to say? What am I going to say?
我有时担心 I sometimes worry
如果我胸够大 that I wouldn't be such a feminist
我就不会成为女权主义者了 if I had bigger tits.
- 你能有所感受 这很棒 - 真的吗 - Well, it's good you felt something. - Is it?
你有所触动 Something moved you.
我不确定被触动后 才能发现自我 I'm not sure I needed to be moved to discover that about myself.
你刚在想什么 What were you thinking?
我在想 我的内心如此平静 I was thinking about how peaceful
然后莫名其妙地想到了你的胸 I felt and then for some reason, I was thinking about your tits,
打破了我内心的平静 which kind of ruined it.
我的胸毁了你的平静 Oh, my tits ruined your peace?
是的 可以这么说 Yeah. You could say that.
我的咖啡店该开门了 I should probably open the cafe...
我有件事要坦白 I've got a confession actually...
我能去看看吗 Oh, can I see it?
好啊 Oh, yeah...
店有点 It's a bit...
什么 What?
- 有点... - 什么... - It's a bit... - What...
...鬼 ...the fuck?
你好呀 Hello.
你这个可爱的小东西 Oh, you gorgeous little thing.
能问一下 Can I ask, um,
为什么挂这么多豚鼠吗 why so many guinea pigs?
我只是 I just, um...
这张好萌啊 This is an excellent one.
我觉得这会是个卖点 I just thought it'd be a unique selling point.
是的 Yeah.
是先有的豚鼠 还是先有的豚鼠咖啡店 Which came first, the guinea pig or the guinea pig cafe?
这就有点老生常谈了 That is a big, old question.
好吧 Fair enough.
豚鼠们日常都做什么 What do guinea pigs do?
他们出生 然后活在恐惧中 最后死掉 They are born, they shit themselves with fear and then they die.
这句话我能用在婚礼上吗 Can I use that at the wedding?
说真的 我需要素材 Seriously, I need material.
讲讲你未来的继母吧 Tell me about your stepmother-to-be.
她是个什么样的人 Any... What's she like?
哦 她... Oh, she's, um...
她来自埃克塞特 she's from Exeter.
好的 谢谢 很有帮助 Okay, thank you, that's very helpful.
- 她怎么认识你父亲的 - 通过我母亲 - How did she meet your dad? - Through my mother.
这样啊 Right.
她曾经是我母亲的学生 She was my mother's student at one point.
- 你父母关系好吗 - 不好 - Do your parents get on? - No.
- 你和你母亲关系好吗 - 当然 - Were you close to your mum? - Yeah.
你呢 You?
不怎么好 Not really.
- 怎么会 - 很奇怪吧 - How come? - So, that must've been a bit weird?
其实我也不知道 I don't really think about it.
- 你经营... - 你经常回... - So, you run... - Do you go back a lot to...
你独自经营这家店吗 Do you run this place on your own?
- 不 和一个朋友一起 - 不错 - No, I opened it with a friend. - Oh, cool, right.
- 你们共同经营吗 - 不 她... - So, you run it together? - No, she's...
她... ...she, uh...
她怎么了 She what?
怎么了 What?
- 什么 - 她... 她怎么了 - What? - She... she what?
她... She...
他好烦 He's a bit annoying actually.
你说什么 What is that?
什么 What?
你刚刚... 就像你消失了一样 That thing that you're doing. It's like you disappear.
- 什么 - 你有什么事瞒着我吗 - What? - What are you not telling me?
没有 Nothing!
告诉我你心里到底在想什么 Tell me what going on underneath there.
- 没什么 - 告诉我嘛 - Nothing! - Tell me, come on!
- 不 - 你可以跟我说 - No! - You can tell me.
- 没什么 没什么 - 你在干什么 - Nothing! Nothing! - Argh! What are you doing?!
- 别那么上纲上线 - 我没有 - Stop being so churchy. - I'm not being churchy.
- 我只是想了解你 - 我不想被了解 - I'm just trying to get to know you. - Well, I don't want that.
听着 我只是想帮你 Listen, I'm just trying to help you.
什么 What?
不 我不是这个意思 No. No, I didn't mean...
我知道你的意思了 神父 Oh, I know what you mean, Father.
太感谢您的指引了 Thank you so much for your guidance.
拜托 我不是 Come on, I didn't mean...
我真的要去工作了 I really should get back to work.
顾客随时会来 A customer's bound to turn up any minute.
而你该回到上帝身边了 And you should be getting back to God, don't you think?
我觉得你和我的豚鼠玩的也够久了 I think you played with my guinea pig long enough.
好吧 Okay.
好吧 拜 All right, bye.
打扰了 姑娘们 吊唁的人就要来了 Sorry, girls. People are starting to arrive.
她是个令人惊叹的女人 She was a spectacular woman.
别担心 我们可以搞定 Don't worry. We can sort this out.
别弄你的脸了 Stop doing that to your face.
不行 我必须弄 怎么搞的 No, I have to. I don't know what's wrong!
我怎么可以 I just...
这么漂亮 I look so good.
没事的 我们可以解决 It's okay. We can sort it out.
把妆卸了就行 Just... Take some of your makeup off.
我没化妆 I'm not wearing any makeup.
什么 What?
搞什么 What has happened?
我从来没见你这么好看过 I have never seen you look so good.
不知道 我醒来就 I don't know, I just woke up...
光彩照人 所有人都会觉得 ...looking amazing and then everyone's going to think
我为了参加我妈的葬礼 做了个面部按摩 I got a fucking facial for my mother's funeral.
老天 你看起来真漂亮 Oh, what the hell? You look incredible.
我们正试着让她看起来糟一点 We're trying to mess her up.
无论我怎么弄我的头发 No matter what I do to my hair,
它都会以这种超炫的方式垂下来 it just keeps falling in this really chic way.
老天啊 Oh, God.
- 你看起来很完美 - 谢谢 - You look perfect. - Thank you.
打扰了 姑娘们 吊唁的人就要来了 Sorry, girls. People are starting to arrive.
谢谢 Thank you.
你不用去迎接他们 如果你觉得太... You don't have to greet them if it's too...
天啊 你太美了 Gosh, you look gorgeous.
谢谢 Thank you.
- 我很遗憾 - 谢谢 - I'm so sorry. - Thank you.
- 你美极了 -谢谢 - You look glorious. - Thank you.
- 你和爸爸说过话吗 - 还没 - Have you spoken to Dad? - No, not yet.
他在躲着我 He's avoiding me.
致以最深切的哀悼 孩子们 My deepest condolences, girls.
她是个高尚的人 She was magnificent.
- 非常感谢 - 天啊 你气色真好 - Thanks so much. - My God, you look well.
谢谢 你呢 Thank you. Have you?
没有 他跟丢了魂似的 No, he's not really engaging.
她是个令人惊叹的女人 She was a spectacular woman.
- 谢谢 - 亲爱的 你真好看 - Thanks. - Darling, you look wonderful.
我的天 Oh, my God.
- 嗨 克莱尔 - 嗨 - Hi, Claire. - Hi.
天啊 你梨花带雨的样子太美了 Gosh. Grief clearly agrees with you.
谢谢 杰洛米 Thank you, Jeremy.
来了 Oh. Incoming.
你还好吗 How are you doing?
上帝 她直是厚颜无耻 My God, she's shameless.
你怎么总是以最大的恶意 Can you not think the fucking worst of someone for just a split
去推测别人 fucking second?
不是所有人都精虫上脑 Not everyone is after cock.
她绝对是想上我爸 She's definitely trying to fuck my dad.
大妈也是人啊 Well, she ain't made of wood.
你想抽一支吗 Do you want a ciggie?
有人来了 Ooh, incoming.
嗨 哈里 Hi, Harry.
嗨 嗨 Hi. Hi.
- 你还好吗 - 嗯 - You okay? - Mm-hm.
你呢 You?
需要什么吗 Do you need anything?
不用了 谢谢 我刚喝了一大杯水 No, I'm good thanks. I've just had a large glass of water.
你的裤子怎么了 Are your trousers okay?
抱歉 我把它忘在烘干机里了 Yeah, sorry, I left them in the drier.
天哪 Ah, mate.
是啊 该死 抱歉 Ah, shit, sorry.
没事的 It's okay.
参加熟人的葬礼 It's just funerals when you actually knew the person...
真的是... They're so...
感觉不像是真的 It just doesn't feel real.
我会非常想她的 I'm just going to miss her so much.
- 你哭了吗 - 哭了 - Have you cried yet? - Yes.
但我没看见你... But I didn't see you cr...
你看起来... Wow, you look...
你修眉了吗 Have you had your eyebrows done?
亲爱的 你们还好吗 Hi, girls. How you doing?
- 还好 - 还好 谢谢 - All right. - Okay, thanks.
最艰难的时间会是在几周后 You know, the hard bit's going to come in a few weeks
当一切都平静下来时 when it all calms down.
- 是啊 我听说了 - 他们都这么说 - Yeah, I have heard. - They do say that, yeah.
当人们开始遗忘 When people start to forget
也不再有送来的卡片和鲜花 and the cards and the flowers stop turning up.
- 是啊 - 嗯 对 - Yeah. - Uh-huh, yeah.
人们最终都会消失 因为他们害怕 And people just disappear because it spooks them
和痛苦的人呆在一起 to be around someone perpetually in pain.
- 好吧 - 哦 - Okay. - Right.
你们可爱的男朋友可能也应付不了 And your lovely boyfriends might not be able to cope.
- 他是我丈夫 - 我相信他们会撑过来的 - Well, he's my husband... - I'm sure they'll push through.
我只是想让你知道 I just want you to know
我会一直做你的后盾 永远 that I will always be there for you, always.
- 永远 - 谢谢 - Always. - Thank you.
永远 Always.
我要去照料一下香肠卷 I'm going to check on the sausagerolls.
好的 Okay.
你看 See?
好吧 Okay.
嘿 Hey.
真不知道你是怎么吃下去的 I don't know how you're eating.
做点什么 Do something.
嗨 Hi.
嗨 亲爱的 Oh. Hello, darling.
- 有点紧 - 是啊 - Bit tight. - Oh, yeah.
谁说不是呢 Tell me about it.
我觉得她非常难应付 I found her very difficult, you know.
我知道 I know.
我爱她 只是 I loved her, but, um...
- 这就够了 - 不 我觉得不够 - That's all that really matters. - No, I don't think it is.
她的天赋就是... Her instincts were...
她总是知道怎么才能有趣 She just knew how to be fun.
怎么才能善良 How to be kind.
她就是知道 She just knew.
我只会乱猜 I'm just guessing.
你很有趣 爸爸 You're fun, Dad.
不 我不喜欢她这点 No, I didn't like that about her.
我爱她 但我不喜欢她这样 I loved her, but I didn't like that she was...
很长一段时间 我 For a long time, I...
直到现在 And today...
我都在嫉妒她 ...I was jealous of her.
这些话好有爱 That is a lovely thing to say, really.
抱歉 Oh, sorry.
你们聊 I'll leave you two.
她有点讨厌 是吧 She's a bit annoying, isn't she?
我们去找你姐姐吧 Look, let's go and find your sister.
别 我觉得她不想见我 Yeah, I don't think she wants to see me.
她爱你 She loves you.
她只是没继承到有趣的基因 She just didn't get the fun gene.
我... I just...
- 我不知道该做什么 - 我知道 - I don't know what to... - I know.
振作起来 Buck up.
微笑 Smile.
再迷人些 Charm.
我们走吧 Off we go.
我们会没事的 We'll be okay.
我跟着你 I'll follow you.
顺便一提 你今天真好看 You look lovely, by the way.
谢谢 Thank you.
我不知道该怎么应对 I don't know what to do with it.
应对什么 With what?
应对我对她的爱 With all the love I have for her.
我不知道该把它们放在哪 I don't know where to put it now.
交给我 I'll take it.
别笑 我认真的 No, I'm serious.
听起来好有爱 It sounds lovely.
给我吧 I'll have it.
- 你就交给我吧 - 好 - You have to give it to me. - Okay.
总要有个归宿 It's got to go somewhere.
我去 天哪 Oh, fuck! Fuck! Jesus!
你怎么还没睡 已经九点四十五了 Why are you awake? It's 9:45!
天哪 我以为你在我的脑子里 Oh, my God! I thought you were just in my head, then!
不是 我是说 我刚还在想着你 But, I mean, you were in my head, then.
结果你就突然出现了 But now you're there!
你还好吗 神父 You okay, Father?
该死 你竟然叫我"神父" Ah, fuck, you calling me "Father"
我好像已经不能挑起你的性趣了 like it doesn't turn you on just to say it.
- 想喝点什么吗 - 好的 - Do you want a drink? - Okay.
别动 Don't move.
你是个怀旧的人吗 Are you a nostalgic person?
是的 Yeah.
- 你喜欢小熊维尼吗 - 喜欢 - Do you like Winnie the Pooh? - Yeah.
我爱死小熊维尼了 I fucking love Winnie the Pooh.
我看小熊维尼的时候总是忍不住要哭 I can't read a Winnie the Pooh quote without crying.
妈的 Fuck.
大爱小猪皮杰 Piglet.
小猪皮杰 Piglet.
你为什么在这儿 Why are you here?
抱歉 我的意思是你为什么... Sorry, but I mean why, why are you...
你是来找我的吗 Were you looking for me?
事实上 我几乎要祈祷了 I was on the verge of having a little prayer, actually.
不 不 不 不 No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.
别 那是我的工作 Don't, don't you... That's my thing.
你要祈祷什么 What were you praying about?
真希望你是在为我祈祷 Please say you were praying for me.
我真的需要帮手 I could do with the extra pair of hands.
我够不到 力不从心 Mine don't seem to have the fucking reach any more.
帮帮我 上帝 God help me!
谢谢 Thank you.
你知道吗 曾经有人特别想当圣人 Do you know there was a man who wanted to be a saint
为了阻止自己 他把自己给阉了 so badly he castrated himself just to stop himself?
狠狠一刀下去 You know... whack!
敬和平 Here's to peace.
以及那些破坏和平的人 And those who get in the way of it.
今天的事我很抱歉 I'm sorry about today.
没事 Forget it.
看这个 Look at this.
看 Look at it.
我的第一件祭衣 That's the first one I ever got.
我大老远跑到罗马就是为了这个 Went all the way to Rome for that.
好傻啊 Such a nerd!
其实还要再等两年 我才有资格穿它 但是我 Two years before I was even allowed to wear it, but I just...
我等不及了 I couldn't wait.
我等不及了 我想要一种大胆 I couldn't wait! I knew I wanted a bold,
却又适中的紫红色 you know, this colour, but proper plum.
只有意大利才有这种紫色 You can only get proper plum in Italy.
有时我担心我是为了这些衣服才当神父的 Sometimes I worry I'm only in it for the outfits.
很漂亮 对吧 So beautiful, isn't it?
你的衣服也很好看 I mean, your stuff is lovely, too.
你要祈祷什么 What were you praying about?
你不喜欢回答问题 对吧 You don't like answering questions, do you?
好吧 Okay.
跟我来 Come with me.
我知道应该怎么办 I know what to do with you.
你进那里 我进那里 You go in there, I go in there.
然后我把我所有的秘密都告诉你 And you make me tell you all my secrets
这样你就能控制我了 so you can ultimately trap and control me?
是的 当然不是 Yeah. No.
你倾诉你的心事 You tell me what's weighing on your heart
我只听 不做评判 and I listen without judgment
- 绝对保密 - 听着就不靠谱 - and in complete confidence. - Sounds dodgy!
真的只是听听 I just listen.
至少可以让我闭嘴 At the very least it'll shut me up for a minute.
- 我不是天主教徒 - 今晚 百无禁忌 - I'm not Catholic. - Tonight, that doesn't matter.
降下天火烧我怎么办 Won't I catch fire or something?
如果发生了 正好可以坚定我的信仰 试试吧 If you did, it would confirm my faith, so let's try it.
来吧 Go on.
好吧 All right.
接下来你要说"神父 请宽恕我的罪过" Okay, now you say, "Bless me father for I have sinned."
- 我才不会说 - 很好 - I'm not going to say that! - Well, very good.
我上次来忏悔已经是 "It's been..." Uh, enter days, years, months
几天前 几年前 几月前 "...since my last confession."
然后我说"没关系 吧啦 吧啦 吧啦" Then I say, "That's okay, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah",
直到你告诉我你的心事 till you tell me what's on your mind.
告诉我你的秘... Tell me your ssss...
- 罪行 - 罪行 如果你愿意的话 - Sins. - Sins, if you want.
我为什么要告诉你我的罪行 Why would I tell you my sins?
因为说出来会让你好过一点 Because it will make you feel better!
因为我想知道 And because I want to know.
好吧 Okay.
我说谎了 I lied.
嗯 Okay.
骗了你 To you.
- 什么 - 流产 - About? - About the miscarriage.
我在替我姐姐隐瞒 I was just covering for
她才是那个真正流产的人 my sister who actually had the miscarriage,
因为她老公不知道她怀孕了 because her husband didn't know she was pregnant, and it just...
好吧 Okay.
继续 Keep going.
我偷过东西 And I've stolen things.
有过很多次婚外性行为 I've had a lot of sex outside of marriage.
当过小三儿 And once or twice inside someone else's.
还和同性搞过 And there's been a spot of sodomy.
还经常自慰 Um, there's been much masturbation,
还很暴力 还有对上帝的各种亵渎 a bit of violence, and of course the endless fucking blasphemy.
然后 And?
还有... And...
- 继续 - 还有... - Go on. - And...
我... I...
我说不出口... ...I can't...
没关系 继续 It's okay, go on.
- 我害怕 - 害怕什么 - Frightened. - Of what?
忘记 Forgetting things.
一些人 People.
忘记一些人 Forgetting people.
我很羞愧 我不知道我想... And I'm ashamed of not knowing what I...
自己想要什么 没什么大不了的 What you want? It's okay not to know what you want.
不 我知道自己想要什么 No, I know what I want.
我现在很清楚自己想要什么 I know exactly what I want right now.
想要什么 What's that?
很不好 It's bad.
没关系 It's okay.
我想有人能告诉我早上穿什么 I want someone to tell me what to wear in the morning.
好吧 我想有人能... Okay, well, I think there are people who can...
不 我想有人能每天早上告诉我穿什么 No, I want someone to tell me what to wear every morning.
我想有人能告诉我吃什么 I want someone to tell me what to eat,
喜欢什么 讨厌什么 what to like, what to hate,
为什么生气 what to rage about,
听什么 喜欢哪个乐队 what to listen to, what band to like,
买什么票 what to buy tickets for,
什么时候该开玩笑 什么时候不该 what to joke about, what not to joke about.
想有人能告诉我该信仰什么 I want someone to tell me what to believe in,
该给谁投票 who to vote for,
该爱谁 该怎么表达自己的心意 and who to love, and how to... tell them.
我只想有人来告诉我 I just think I want someone to tell me
该怎么生活 神父 how to live my life, Father,
因为我觉得自己一直以来都错了 because so far I think I've been getting it wrong.
我终于明白为什么人们需要你这样的人了 And I know that's why people want people like you in their lives.
因为你会告诉他们该怎么做 Because you just tell them how to do it.
告诉他们该做什么 You just tell them what to do,
该怎么解脱 and what they'll get out of the end of it.
尽管我不相信你的鬼话 而且我知道 Even though I don't believe your bullshit, and I know that
无论我做什么 scientifically nothing I
结果都会是一样的 do makes any difference in the end anyway,
但我仍然很害怕 我为什么还是会害怕 I'm still scared! Why am I still scared?!
告诉我该怎么做 So just tell me what to do.
神父 告诉我该怎么做 Just fucking tell me what to do, Father!
跪下 Kneel.
什么 What?
跪下 Kneel.
跪下 Just kneel.
- 这是裙子还是裤子 - 抱歉 抱歉 - Is this a skirt and trousers? - Sorry, sorry.